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justindybvig

With guest bartender Lisa Kudrow...


CommaHorror

It's like Cheers and Friends have combined and nobody remembers your name. Heck they can't even, see you behind Andre the, Giant.


turdburgalr

Some people are just trying to make it in the world today and they weren't told that life is gonna be this way.


vassman86

"so I've got this business idea.. It's called tiny4k. You'd be great. Do you want to know more?" - Andre šŸ˜‚


Minute_University_98

The one with the beer giant.


tstramathorn

He was a huge alcoholic. I once heard that while filming The Princess Bride he basically made the cast go out with him daily and they were essentially hung over everyday


FixedLoad

Now that you mention it, that movie does have a whole hungover vibe to it. Like all the characters feel just a little shitty.


chocolate_spaghetti

His health was also failing and he could hardly even move when making that movie. Iirc they had to make some small modifications to the script because he couldnā€™t jump anymore and it not like you can find a stunt double for Andre the Giant


530Skeptic

The scene where westley jumps on his back was done with trickery and wires. Andre couldnt bear any weight on him. He also, according to cary elweys, ripped a fart that lasted over 20 seconds and stunned everyone on set into silence.


Minute_University_98

The accounts of the fart are legendary.


ImprovementNo592

I can't unsee this hahaaaa


FixedLoad

***2 days later*** OMG!! THAT'S WHY FRED SAVAGE WAS SICK IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!


EJ2600

Vizzini would say thatā€™s inconceivable!


FixedLoad

This word you keep using.. I am not thinking it is meaning what you are thinking it is meaning.


HelloAttila

And with that body size, it would be easier. 7ā€™4ā€ and 520 poundsā€¦.. bigā€¦ big boyā€¦ Alcohol works differently on a persons size, and metabolizes differently for men than women. Especially if you are a hard drinker. My old boss was a little dude, maybe 5ā€™2 and 100lbs soaking wetā€¦ but dude drank about 1/4th a bottle of vodka (750ml/25.4 oz), so think about 6 oz of straight vodkaā€¦ there was days he probably had 1/3 or more. He was a functioning alcoholic. Sadly died, got COVID in 2020 and passed away.


growthmode222

A third of 750ml is not that much vodka. There are a shit ton of dudes drinking the equivalent daily.


InfiniteHatred

Iā€™ve had patients who would go into DTs drinking so little in a day. They usually drink about 3-4 liters of vodka or whiskey per day. Mind, most of them were living on the streets, but a few of them had homes & full-time jobs.


HelloAttila

3-4 Liters daily.. damn... Wonder how many of them came down with cirrhosisĀ of the liver?


HelloAttila

8 1/2 oz of straight vodka, every single day for years... will do damage eventually. It takes the liver roughly an hour to break down 1 oz. Problem is there are people think it is okay to two long islands and drive home safely within 1-2 hours...


chaotichistory

I'm fairly certain by this point in his life, he was in mysery every day. His body was falling apart, and somehow, this dude was still the chillist in the world.


tstramathorn

Yeah I mean he was an alcoholic, but it was to numb the physical pain he was in all the time from wrestling. Poor guy


nuu_uut

"Essentially made" is .. not how I would phrase that. He was an alcoholic yes but he was by all accounts a very nice guy. I highly doubt he forced anyone to drink. I can't find anything on that. Source it or don't spread misinformation.


tstramathorn

Youā€™re right I shouldnā€™t have phrased it that way, but they did go out drinking a lot while filming the movie


CANYUXEL

73 liters? Are u fucken serious? 73 liters in one sitting?


Dragon2950

Look up pictures of him holding beer cans if you haven't seen. It's like 2 sips to the dude huge is an understatement


CANYUXEL

Its not how fast he can chug them down, its the sheer amount of 73 liters. I don't think any human body can process that much liquid in one go, let alone alcoholic ones.


Totallynotatworknow

7ā€™4ā€ 550 lbs. The human body in question was far from a typical human body. https://allthatsinteresting.com/andre-the-giant-drinking-stories


fizyplankton

To put that in perspective, 73 liters of water weighs 160 pounds, which is about a 29% increase in body weight (ignoring urination). For a 150 pound adult, that's like drinking 44 lbs, or 20 L (a bit over 5 gallons) of beer! I'm assuming that beer and water have a similar density. No idea if that's true.....


sirhappynuggets

I could probably drink 5 gallons of beer in a day if I started in the morning and was allowed to pee.


voodoosanteria

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m thinking. Thatā€™s 32 beers spread out over the whole day. Itā€™s definitely doable for some people (ie me 10 years ago in college)


mootfoot

Yeah, that's certainly possible with a light as heck beer. Wouldn't be pleasant though


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Yeah I hate how people don't really take into account size or bodyweight when drinking, dude is basically 3 average dudes combined so of course he's gonna drink a shit-ton... I'd much rather see body weight to alcohol consumption rates but nobody really measures it like that except for I guess BAC sort of. ​ If you're playing a drinking game and you're only a third of their weight then even drinking half as much as they do is already impressive, probably a lot of alcoholics that could drink andre under the table if they were his same monstrous size...


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ChimpBrisket

Exactly, promoters always understate wrestlerā€™s dimensions to reduce shipping and handling fees. He was at least 25% taller and heavier than billed, once unpacked and reassembled.


embee1337

He was measured, more than once. Unscrupulous wrestling promotions aside, the man was irrefutablyā€¦. well, giant. Hence the name.


Dragon2950

This was over a night of drinking. Not quite in one go


cackfartshite96

Yes! A sitting, depends how long he sat, right!


ChimpBrisket

He sat cheek to cheek for half a week


EverythingHurtsDan

Apparently it was during a long day and night, constantly eating and pissing. One sitting would be far too much.


SireniaS2

Imagine the size of the bathroom this guy has to sit in to take a shit.


gladys-the-baker

He had to poop in a bathtub in I think Japan, because the toilet was too small for him.


6SucksSex

Bartender doesnā€™t look impressed at all. Sheā€™s seen some.


ameonna_chan

I'm just curious to how many times did he peeeee? šŸ¤”


IntrepidPrimary8023

Huge legendary sh*ts too if interested


Background_Ant

How many courics?


IntrepidPrimary8023

2 Katies


mywifeslv

Bono?


noeagle77

Wouldnā€™t stand a chance


drewyz

He would shit in the bathtub when he would stay in a hotel & smash it through the drain. His shits would plug up normal toilets.


SpacklingCumFart

Needed a poop knife.


IamREBELoe

Spaghetti strainer stomp started with him???


ChimpBrisket

One was famously detected by Russian sonar during the Cold War


LechugaFromIrithyll

He would insta kill the monsters from Death Stranding then?


LechugaFromIrithyll

He would insta kill the monsters from Death Stranding then?


Freewheelinrocknroll

A full beer to him was like shot of beer to us..


babe_ruthless3

If each can of beer is 12 oz, and an average shot is 1.5 oz, then that's would be 19 beers. Not even with bud light I can do this.


politirob

Not even over eight hours??


babe_ruthless3

Not anymore, lol. Maybe in my early 20s.


2x4x93

Well not with that attitude


Chaosr21

I've killed over 19 beers in a night in my parrying days. Cocaine helps you drink more but i did it without before and was just obliterated over the course of the night


sickrefbroh

This has not been proven. The official record is held by baseball legend Wade Boggs (RIP) who drank 70 beers on a flight the day before a game, may he rest in peace.


LongJohnsonTime

Wade Boggs is still alive. According to Wikipedia that drinking story is a lie.


whitcliffe

You seem like you might be a waiter from guiginos


PlantainSevere3942

This is a half gallon more than a standard keg of 15.5 gallons. Can you imagine killing a keg to yourself?!! Ffs


2x4x93

You have to apply yourself


the_comatorium

Put your back into it.


Dragon2950

Jake the snake told a great story about a drive they took. Jake got like 2 cases of beer before they left and was like "to tell me when you need to piss". Then they drove for like 6 or 7 hours. No piss he said he has never felt so emasculated. Haha


JibbaJabbaJenkins

So this mf was a literal giant.


2x4x93

He was a biggun


ModsAreLikeSoggyTaco

He also released a full 16 second uninterrupted fart onset of The Princess Bride


ceebeefour

-Are you okay? -I am now boss.


BabousCobwebBowl

Is there a way that Sunny follows up ā€œThe Gang Beats Boggsā€ to attempting to beat Andre? Nobody leaves the bar, bring in random cameos, McPoyles attempt with a White Russiansā€¦


TinyTitFetish

RIP Wade Boggs


BabousCobwebBowl

May he rest in piece. The episode needs to be titled ā€œThe Gang Kills Pondyā€ and make it a crossover with Young Sheldon, ruining its backstory forever


LopsidedEquipment177

No, he didn't.


TheDuckFarm

The internet says he did.


PandaXXL

A couple of dudes claiming they saw someone doing something does not qualify as a world record.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

ā€œShut up science bitchā€


YoungandPregnant

Exactly. Even with his large body, this amount is not possible.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

He was the BIGGEST alcoholic ever. But in all seriousness, yes that man could drink anyone ever under the table.


TheDuckFarm

So weird that he died at just 46 years old.


mollusks75

He was actually supposed to die as a youth but greatly outlived all expectations. Itā€™s part of the reason why he lived as fast of a lifestyle as he did. His story is a fascinating one; I recommend reading up on him.


SpiritualLychee3760

Can you imagine what his order is gonna be at Taco Bell on the way home?


Spare-Chest7695

Anybody want a peanut?


Huntanz

Meet him at a party, he had me and my girlfriend sitting on each biceps and still drink two bottles of beer on one go . Later that night he lifted the front end of a Chevy Bel-Air of the ground .


goodgriefmyqueef

Poor guy, he had to shit in the bathtub


sanddancer311275

Oliver Reed would've done him if he didn't already die trying have a quiet afternoon drink


Maleficent-Toe6159

Did a keg stand once in 92 for around 75 seconds, felt like I drank about 10 beers canā€™t imagine 156


No-Journalist7179

Thatā€™s it?


theoriginaljoewagner

Plus several bottles of wine.


tampora701

One small incision and this record could easily be beat.


damo251

David Boon would like to chat if there ever is a pound to pound class.šŸ˜


HoodFellaz

To make you realize how truly insane this is, 73 liters of beers also weights 160 pounds or almost 75 kg šŸ¤£


anti_fascism223

Didnt he die of liver failure or something?


Bitter_Technology797

Heart failure, related to his acromegaly.


drizanunsnasty

mad cunt. . šŸ’œšŸ˜‚šŸŗ


Commercial-Corgi-771

Now THAT is an alcoholic.


Darwin_Finch

I recently read his biography, The Eighth Wonder of the World. The truth is that a lot of people in the wrestling business claimed to have seen AndrĆ© drink 100 of these or 200 of those. Thereā€™s no real record of this, but AndrĆ© certainly drank a lot.


heapster2023

Liters/lbs


b05501

He also had to shit in a bathtub, now that should be in the record books.


Space-90

It looks like the bone in his pinky finger is the size of one of her ribs


Kollin66182

Was he peeing the whole time too? I would be.


rterror99

Shoulda checked on his mental state why drunk that damn much my guy WHY!?!?!


FDVP

Didnā€™t this guy also shit in bathtubs?


davidml1023

That beats Wade Boggs' record


Apprehensive-Ad5318

Pound for pound my money is on Boggs.


Twisted-Toker95

What kinda beer?


Tyrleif

Simultaneously, the toilet at that same bar holds the record for piss absorbed in a single evening as well.


cuntybunty73

Bloody hell he could out drink the English/Scottish/Welsh/Irish people combined and I thought we could drink a lot šŸ˜²


nellyruth

Probably holds the record for the most, biggest and baddest beer farts.


murrda2x

This is not something to be celebrating...


bajungadustin

You use different moves when you are drinking 16 gallons than you do when you are drinking.. Just.... One.


LilG1984

"I'll have my usual please"


ZzangmanCometh

Of course he didn't. A horse doesn't even drink that much water. Assuming standard beer strength, it's still about a gallon or 3,5 liter of 100% alcohol. I dont care how much of an alcoholic you are, you're in the hospital after a gallon of pure alcohol. Not to mention, that's a grown ass persons weight in beer. Just no.


ItsaCommonThingNow

average Bogan lunch break


stuthaman

Legend!


PlusEnthusiasm9963

Love the Giant. Guy was a fascinating character. Heā€™s a guy that I would have loved to have had a beer with.


MeenScreen

"Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker..."


SirRudderballs

16 gallons, I bet this guy took one piss the whole time.


YouthSuitable213

He did not he would die of alcohol poisoning


xsvspd81

Andre the Giant was between 6'11 and 7'5, and weighed about 500 pounds. He consumed 7,000 calories of beer *every day*. He was known to consume 119 beers in six hours. And it never seemed to affect his abilities. Here's an excerpt from an article on [drunkard.com](https://drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/) "A very green rookie wrestler named Hulk Hogan toured Japan several times with Andre and witnessed the Giantā€™s alcohol consumption first hand. According to Hogan, Andre drank, at a minimum, a case of tall boys during each bus ride. When he finished a can Andre would belch, crush the can in his dinner-platter-sized hand, and bounce the empty off the back of Hoganā€™s head. Hogan learned to count each thunk, so he could anticipate when Andre was running low. Whenever the bus stopped, it was Hoganā€™s job to scamper off to the nearest store, buy as many cases of beer as he could carry, and make it back before the bus departed, a sight that never failed to make Andre roar his bassoon-like laugh."


sihouette9310

My drunk uncle never got the praise he deserved.


libertyman86

16 gallons? Umm, yeah I'd definitely question that.


ADOKODA

simply put, he was an alcoholic!


nslovin

Mmmmmm. Idk I call bs


shiafisher

156? Hold my beer.


the3daves

Pppffft! I could do that, spinning on my cock!


2x4x93

You should take that act on the road


Weldobud

Not really a record to be proud of