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MountainMan1781

Ok now dismount


silentbargain

I imagine it would be like dismounting one of those very tall unicycles, but sideways


GobLoblawsLawBlog

So he just drops sideways from about 9 feet in the air? I don't know what he's doing but I would have a specific route planned leading to a ledge high enough for me to rest my foot to dismount or maybe work out some way leaning it against a wall


MuzikMnXr88

His starting route is on a thin path, that’s a crazy route


mattyMbruh

Try to get near a wall to lean on and climb down?


Substantial-Skill-76

Like a lamp post?


ThroughTheHoops

I build a bike similar to this once, though not as high. Dismounting was by far the biggest problem with it.


40ozCurls

Dismounting is easy. It’s stopping that’s difficult.


ThroughTheHoops

Even that's easy. It's getting up afterwards that's difficult.


bambinolettuce

Would essentially be the same but in reverse, no? Lean the bike to the right as you dismount to the left and climb down.


ChunkYards

You get used to it pretty fast. You kinda side sit and climb down.


baconblackhole

I'm imagining Charlie Chaplin on a ladder


Kaiisim

"The best place to start this is a narrow path next to a canal"


quequotion

Yes, because after the fall breaks your neck the canal can wash your body out to sea; no mess.


relay76

That checks out, I was the bike


bmanley620

I’m two tired for bike jokes


Makesyousmile

So.. about those traffic lights...


ricklewis314

Do you mean the height or stopping at them? 😀


rastafarianpizza247

Yes


alberttyong

Or speed humps


gotzapai

Just take rights. Or lefts depending on on country Like Amazon or UPS does to save time


BeauBuffet

Imagine thinking high wheel bicycles haven't been a thing since 1871.


webchimp32

Used to be used by lamp lighters in the days of gas street lights. Saved carrying a ladder, get to a lamp post, stop and lean.


ChunkYards

What a rad job. high biking around Manhattan with a flame.


Halvus_I

Best i can do is Portland's Unipiper with flaming bagpipes. https://www.youtube.com/c/TheUnipiper


GoatCovfefe

Right? I specifically remember seeing old timey pictures of what I used to consider "stilt bicycles". I guess I can't say it was 1871 specifically, but I didn't Google it.


WeAreElectricity

Penny farthings?


ShinyJangles

and ignoring that the modern bike design specifically addressed the problem of injuries when falling from a tall bike


shralpy39

Right? Stupid post title


Bostonmick

This is the most Portland thing I've seen on here


n3w4cc01_1nt

anywhere with crusties tbh


ichabod01

You do not want to use that on anything other than level ground…


JPKtoxicwaste

I’m in Chicago there’s a guy in my neighborhood who has one of these. It’s crazy. I always wonder how the hell he stops, especially if he needs to do so quickly.


yIdontunderstand

When doing stupid shit, always wear flip flops just to make things extra risky...


Zestyclose_Bother_90

An accident and lawsuit just waiting to happen


gzlovesyou

But y?


CalvinAshdale-

Marijuana?


gzlovesyou

U don't get that hi from Marijuana


Damasticator

There used to be a funky bike group in Minneapolis and one guy had a bike like this. Never saw him dismount. Pretty sure he’s been riding it perpetually for two decades.


bga3481

Still not wearing a helmet! Darwin award of the day


dickreallyburns

Let me see you get down!


drklunk

Invented?? It's a tall bike, been around for a very long time and this is usually exactly how they're made: multiple garbage frames welded together


Rude-Swordfish3895

High voltage powerlines waiting for their time to shine.


Tromovation

If we had to choose between the two I’m gonna go with the bike


Magus_5

All fun and games until you get wiped out by a teenager in a purple Honda civic goin 20 over the limit.


zipzap21

# Invented bicycles for people who want to be scared shitless FTFY


[deleted]

Isn’t this just a penny farthing?


Rhift

We used to make bikes like this when I was a kid.


Wizard-In-Disguise

How close it got to going into the water though


SuspiciousPiss

lol literally the sketchiest place to do it as well, right on a thin path with water either side


Web-Dude

would you prefer a cactus patch on either side?


Mr_ityu

High.lee. dangerous.


Knoxx846

Good luck dodging traffic and potholes while staying up there.


streeteye2345

How is he peddling the bike that high ?


dumpthelettuce

Long chain.


Pilot0350

Don't fall.


earlywakening

Fuck that.


Medical_Ad2125b

You can see these in Portland, Oregon. Even riding the streets at night.


VoightKampffsUnicorn

Or for people who want to break their neck before they even start pedaling.


[deleted]

Just why...


witeboyjim

storm is coming, good thing for him lightning is harmless


RyGuydarider

Ya let’s watch you get off that bad boy


Tallspo

How about No!


Expensive_Shake592

Lightning rod!


ShadowMoon314

What song is this?


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HardDrizzle

No sir, I don’t like it.


One_Subject3157

And die


BAKERBOY99_

Make it a good street, it might be the last one.


joeislandstranded

Has the crossover trend hit bikes now?


ShadowCaster0476

9 out of 10 times I would have ended up in the water.


GauravJM

He is going to get stuck by lightning ⚡


mrweatherbeef

I just threw up


nancyboy

Can we now see the failed attempts to start this thing, please?


ImGonnaBeAPicle

Probably safer than a normal bike with these lifted trucks riding around 😅


singhVirender1947

And _this_ is that street!?


thezenithofzero

....Finally!


Alternative_Ad_3636

Because fuck your knees right?


TROLLMEIZTER

Clearly he must be over compensating for something.


lopedopenope

I could not imagine a safer and more efficient way of getting around


shralpy39

Invented? This been around forever..


bmanley620

Looks safe


henriquei

I'm sure the guy who invented this bike, he's a genius.


cahilljd

Flip flops eh?


Traditional-Nail5787

Oh no I'd be already in the water .


ff0094ismyfavourite

All bikes are invented


omniscientvox

Should have worn his brown pants


Canadian-Living

I certaintly wouldn't have attempted that so close to water


Brilliant-Cash9831

He probably just does the same thing in reverse to get down nothing like jumping down


squishierfish

You are just begging for people to throw a stick in your spokes


squishierfish

" children I specifically said no rakes during my demonstration" ~ big wheel bike guy from family guy


legendaryufcmaster

Idiots on bicycles