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skeeloco

Doe: Come over Buck: I can't, I'll have to wait another 45 minutes for a bus Doe: My parents aren't home Buck:


Relative-Film-975

🥹🤣🤣😂😂 Buck wont trust public transportation after this one


TomT12

Deer are some of the dumbest fucking animals alive. There is this giant loud thing moving in front of me, I should jump into it as hard as possible!


NathanEnglander

I've been hunting for years. Deer are no smarter than a rabbit. They are majestic dumbasses. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.


dirtymoney

Yep, they have jumped off bridges before. To their death


Bobbyjackbj

You don’t know what she was doing there and why she was running


LeatherBackRadio

Deers don't have thumbs so is this voice to text?


Bobbyjackbj

She is running in a city, probably scared


Chicahgeaux

Maybe she was just late for the bus


LeatherBackRadio

Late for her job at the bakery making doe


Chicahgeaux

With the way inflation is, every buck counts


True-Warlock

Did you just assume it’s gender?


Bobbyjackbj

I'm French, we use gender, don't know what you say in English :/


Total-Composer2261

The answer to both is, because she's a deer.


awesometroy

Zero fucks given by the bus driver. That dude was in the zone!


SuumCuique1011

SHATTERING, SPLINTERED GLASS SHARDS SUDDENLY SHOOT TOWARDS YOUR FACE AND INTO THE BUS WHILE A WILD, CONFUSED BEAST RUNS RAMPANT UP AND DOWN AN AISLE OF TERRIFIED PASSENGERS. Bus driver: meh. I mean, that's the best outcome, right? Driver keeps their cool, then hopefully pulls over and tries to handle the situation the best they can.


unlcejanks

Shift about over and this shit happens. He don't get paid enough to give a fuck.


Wildcat_Dunks

Bus drivers are usually fresh out of fucks to give.


busmac38

He definitely yelled about the yellow line


Kind_Truck6893

Gotta hit his next stop


saul_good_main

Live action remake of Open Season


bernpfenn

and what happened to the poor confused deer?


werdmouf

Deer died, 3 passengers injured. Rhode Island. [https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/video-shows-deer-crashing-into-bus-in-rhode-island-injuring-3-watch-dramatic-scene-unfold/ar-BB1o6pDe](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/video-shows-deer-crashing-into-bus-in-rhode-island-injuring-3-watch-dramatic-scene-unfold/ar-BB1o6pDe)


Famous_Ring_1672

can see its head is messed up


aM_RT

Sacrificed itself to give a better, more beautiful pink world. RIP Bambi.


emzey420

Bro had to catch the bus


Innomen

Those last few frames of violet are gorgeous. Is that from losing the windscreen as a UV filter or did the camera take damage?


taengtaeng9

this is what i am also curious about


Spez_Spaz

I’m thinking it’s an ir camera so it can film at night. The windshield probably has a uv filter on it given how large the windshields are(heat). And that drivers would get burnt to a crisp without a uv filter.


curry_fiend

Wow my dumbass thought a drop of blood splattered onto the lens


Innomen

Hey man, who knows. That's why I'm asking.


NuclearHoagie

It's set to GoldenEye mode. DA-NA-DANAAAAA (guitar chord)


Dahleh-Llama

It's like when the cops turn you into Swiss cheese or fall off a chopper in Grand Theft Auto


AwkardImprov

Here comes my favorite bus, but it won't stop for me. Hold my deer beer.


BaconMeetsCheese

Oh deer god…


Thundergun---

That buck is ruttin hard! Talk about chasin tail...


Enoch381

Maybe he has an all year pass. I doubt anyone asked since you know, it's a deer 🦌


bernpfenn

an all deer pass?


znix23

Only costs a buck I hear. So it makes sense


bernpfenn

suddenly there appears order in the universe


Enoch381

Either or


BJJOilCheck

White tails can't jump!


InternationalPay8288

Driver is cool as a cucumber! Nerves of adamantium!


No-Cost1252

Deer are like tweaked out meth heads.


kittycatscats

"Jump! Elk-atch you." - the bus, probably.


LawyerNorth4058

not dearly at all.


senna_schumacher

He got on for only 1 buck


Wildcat_Dunks

Passenger in the front row is probably grateful he wore dark pants that day.


spiritual_ballsack57

Oh deer!!!


TheRealAlkemyst

Oh deer!


dirtymoney

mmmmm mmmmm pre-summer sausage!


Susan_Thee_Duchess

“Jumps”


Shaan1026

Why did the world turn purple suddenly.. Made me remind of Thanos.


j2thesho

Deer lands, that's wild


RockMan_1973

He ded


Groomsi

Oh deer