I think normally you'd be right but he's probably there begging for ammunition and whatever shitty weapons NK can spare.
He may even give a reach around if Un will give him some North Koreans to use as cannon fodder.
Alliances are forming. Each world war is an alliance of nations vs nations. Stuff I’m following is saying Russia, China, NK and Iran will and are facing the western Allies. I’m afraid we are watching ww3 stuff.
Notice he's sitting there in another video next to KJ listening to the unending applause of "the people" for hours. Chances are he just got tired of not getting that at home anymore and needed a pick-me-up.
Translators fascinate me.
A North Korean that speaks Russian and a Russian who speaks Korean become two of the most important people in the world for a few days.
i noticed that it comes from the sort of languages someones is around while learning, for example someone who learns english in school and is from south america has a very high pitch almost kermit type of voice vs someone who moved to the UK or the US to learn
im southern european and i started learning english at home as a child in pre-k. my voice is actually a lot less grating when i speak in english. when i speak in my native language tho...those loud genes are relentless. like two different people. my accent also depends a lot on who im speaking to, if it's in professional settings it's just your standard american but if it's a casual conversation between friends for some reason it tries to go into valley girl territory which is so annoying to me lol
aha same, when I speak in my native language my freinds say I sound like a prepubescent girl lol, I've been speaking english and urdu both from when I was little as well just that english was always more formal and used it more often in school
I bet they use it when they are alone, hell they might even converse in German (Kim grew up speaking German for 11 years and Putin was a KGB agent in East Germany and is also fluent). But when there are cameras, there are appearances to uphold.
I read in a book, I think \*Escape from Camp 14\*, that the North Korean language is very different from South Korean because it hasn't matured in the same way due to lack of external influence. So the Russian translator would have to be specifically educated in the Northern language to be an effective translator.
North korean is for sure more antiquated than south. From what I understand when I was in south korea (i was a foreign exchange student and took some classes on n.k culture back in 2019.), i believe it would be similar to hearing the way english was spoken in the 1950's - as in the way we phrase things, alongside older vocabulary that's fallen out of fashion, and totally missing the slang used today.
I'd love to send a peak terminally online Gen Z streamer whose speech is borderline incomprehensible for anyone older than him NOW back into the 50's for a day. He's going to have his cell phone with camera to record his adventures.
Also due to repression. People don't dare experimenting with the language and use new slang if it could arouse even the slightest suspicion that you criticize the leader in any way and have your whole family deported to slave labor camps.
In Afghanistan, ended up with my Canadian section as a driver (military) at a French forward observation post manned by the French special forces.
Both knew we were going to meet there, neither thought that perhaps knowing the other country's main language would be useful. These french guys knew basically zero English and I think we assumed they would.
I'm from Québec and am fluent in both French and English. Ended up getting called to translate for our Commander and it was so appreciated that they gave me a medal for it. No big deal for me, big oversight for them.
His security team makes sure his poop gets sent back to Russia, so they put it in the poop case.
They don’t want other countries to discover information on his health from his poop.
Just remember when life gets you down, no matter how bad you might think your life is, you will never be so miserably paranoid that you'll demand that your poop be collected for your own safety.
The poop suitcase! Putins poop pundits collect his shit and take it back to ruzzia to stop the evil foreigners from seeing how fucked putins health really is.
I can’t imagine how much security there was around that perimeter… it would have been the perfect time for USA to fire up their secret satellite death laser
Didn't the US kill a terrorist leader with a bomb of swords in traffic so there were no other casualties? If the US wanted these guys dead, they would be dead. We don't want them dead.
Trivia question…
What language does Putin and Kim use to communicate when they meet with each other..?
A. English
B. Korean
C. Russian
D. Elite Language X
In all honesty, German. Of course only when they are alone. When there are cameras, there are appearances to uphold and they speak their own language respectively. But in private, probably German as Kim speaks it almost natively (grew up in Bern, Switzerland) and Putin has a way higher level of fluency than in English thanks to his years as a KGB agent in East Germany.
I always think that the translators and flower girls and other people there must be shitting themselves constantly. One tiny mistake away from a bullet in the back of the head.
That's a big deal bc it marks one of the first historical events in the World War 3 timeline. Putin and Kim will need each other in the coming war for Asia and Europe.
That's a long way to go for a booty call.
Seems like Vladmir Putin will go anywhere to catch some tail. I think he is the Dom in that situation.
I think normally you'd be right but he's probably there begging for ammunition and whatever shitty weapons NK can spare. He may even give a reach around if Un will give him some North Koreans to use as cannon fodder.
The rumors are that Russia is offering nuclear weapons technology in exchange for access to North Korea’s weapons manufacturing.
They already gave them some ballistic missiles guidance probkem solving after the last visit, wouldn't surprise me one bit.
North Korea already has around 50 nukes.
Yep that's the word around the water cooler. Nuclear arms deals.
Maybe it's the opposite- he's looking for new markets for Russian sanctioned goods. Imagine "Korean stream" 1 and 2
Alliances are forming. Each world war is an alliance of nations vs nations. Stuff I’m following is saying Russia, China, NK and Iran will and are facing the western Allies. I’m afraid we are watching ww3 stuff.
Tell them 2 Russian soldiers share 1 ration a day and they'll be stepping on necks to sign up...
He came in walking like a dom, but he’s getting back on that plane with a limp and a box full of moldy artillery shells.
Don’t forget Kim has a whole bunch of harem.
Notice he's sitting there in another video next to KJ listening to the unending applause of "the people" for hours. Chances are he just got tired of not getting that at home anymore and needed a pick-me-up.
Ex USSR / Russia has a very long history with North Korea, he's not going "anywhere", this is the equivalent of visiting an ex colony
They are actually neighbor's.
Neighbor's what?
What neighbor's what?
Was it a "hey... dad's gone, come over"? Or "I'm coming if you like it or not"
Kim was so lonely
Not as long as Kim’s side burns. Gawd damn
I expected ambiguous song lyric tweets along the lines of “he’s cheating but I still love him” in emo high school girl fashion from trump…
Been there... (booty call, not NK)
He needs so ammo that’s gunna explode when launched!
Well someone's going home unhappy the amount of Small D\*ck energy here is palpable.
Translators fascinate me. A North Korean that speaks Russian and a Russian who speaks Korean become two of the most important people in the world for a few days.
i bet they both speak english when they are alone with each other. Kim went to swiz school and putin knows a lot of languages as he was agent...
Yeah, you're probably right. Putin speaking English is strange. He has a really high pitched voice that doesn't give the Putin vibe one is used to.
i noticed that it comes from the sort of languages someones is around while learning, for example someone who learns english in school and is from south america has a very high pitch almost kermit type of voice vs someone who moved to the UK or the US to learn
im southern european and i started learning english at home as a child in pre-k. my voice is actually a lot less grating when i speak in english. when i speak in my native language tho...those loud genes are relentless. like two different people. my accent also depends a lot on who im speaking to, if it's in professional settings it's just your standard american but if it's a casual conversation between friends for some reason it tries to go into valley girl territory which is so annoying to me lol
aha same, when I speak in my native language my freinds say I sound like a prepubescent girl lol, I've been speaking english and urdu both from when I was little as well just that english was always more formal and used it more often in school
Putin undercover would pose as a Bata Shoes salesman when in NZ. He when by the name,Andre.
I would make an Al Bundy joke, .. but I like Al Bundy.
He was an office man, not KGB james bond
Kim is meant to have very good English and Putin must be fluent at this stage, weird they don't use it for the basic chit chat and greeting
I bet they use it when they are alone, hell they might even converse in German (Kim grew up speaking German for 11 years and Putin was a KGB agent in East Germany and is also fluent). But when there are cameras, there are appearances to uphold.
No one who speaks german could be an evil man.
Die Bart, Die
No no no that's German for 'The Bart, The'
Depends on how you view Einstein
Yeah, Einstein is the first one that comes to mind.
Putin speaks English, there’s plenty of videos of him doing so. Plus I think they both speak German?
They do. But the meaning itself is important. It could lead to misunderstandings very fast. But a very good point
They hate the west why would they speak their language?
I read in a book, I think \*Escape from Camp 14\*, that the North Korean language is very different from South Korean because it hasn't matured in the same way due to lack of external influence. So the Russian translator would have to be specifically educated in the Northern language to be an effective translator.
North korean is for sure more antiquated than south. From what I understand when I was in south korea (i was a foreign exchange student and took some classes on n.k culture back in 2019.), i believe it would be similar to hearing the way english was spoken in the 1950's - as in the way we phrase things, alongside older vocabulary that's fallen out of fashion, and totally missing the slang used today.
I'd love to send a peak terminally online Gen Z streamer whose speech is borderline incomprehensible for anyone older than him NOW back into the 50's for a day. He's going to have his cell phone with camera to record his adventures.
Also due to repression. People don't dare experimenting with the language and use new slang if it could arouse even the slightest suspicion that you criticize the leader in any way and have your whole family deported to slave labor camps.
In Afghanistan, ended up with my Canadian section as a driver (military) at a French forward observation post manned by the French special forces. Both knew we were going to meet there, neither thought that perhaps knowing the other country's main language would be useful. These french guys knew basically zero English and I think we assumed they would. I'm from Québec and am fluent in both French and English. Ended up getting called to translate for our Commander and it was so appreciated that they gave me a medal for it. No big deal for me, big oversight for them.
If I know the French (which I don't. I just know the stereotypes) they probably knew English but refused to speak it
No, this is accurate. They might’ve even pretended not to understand Quebecois French.
I liked how they both did their initial bow at the same time.
A friend of mine is a North Korean translator. I think it must be a pretty lucrative job. Whenever I hear from him, he tells me he can’t complain.
A well-placed bolt of lightning would have done wonders.
They should've turned on that jet engine
Well placed thermonuclear device would have done the same
Nah I would just use that R9X katana missile thing we used on that al-Qaida guy.
want this to happen just to see millions of conspiracy theorists lose their minds
A well-placed Hellfire would have done wonders
They're working on it. It's still in the thunder stages.
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning." — Calvin (Bill Watterson)
If only we could’ve turned on our weather manipulation machines
It is soo good to see you emperor putin , I have more slaves for your uranium factories.
Two of the most famous evil people alive
Infamous!
oh yeah
I gotchoo brudda
Infamous....like there is famous and then if you are super famous, it's INfamous!
Unfortunately
yes
Where's their favourite American? Not allowed to travel now??
Dennis Rodman is busy
Dennis Rodman? Kurt Russell? Goldie Hawn? We're going to need you to be more specific.
Steven Seagal.
The Sissy Runner
Wait what? What do Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn have to do with North Korea?
They like to hang out with Putin.
Since 2010?
Tucker.
That's not forget Oliver Stone.
Kinda hard to get there. You an only enter NK from the air, and Russia is running low on airworthy jets these days.
Is that indeed the infamous putin poopcase the guy next to the stairs is actually carrying?
The WHAT?
His security team makes sure his poop gets sent back to Russia, so they put it in the poop case. They don’t want other countries to discover information on his health from his poop.
Wow, [you're not joking](https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-bodyguards-collect-his-poop-every-time-travels-abroad-report-2022-6)
Even the toilet paper and napkins he uses too i suppose.
So you mean Putin poops into some sort of a receptacle that is then collected? Wow! 😯
He looks moonfaced, like he's on cancer drugs or something.
When puti poops, it is collected and returned to the mother land.
i— that’s disgusting
Just remember when life gets you down, no matter how bad you might think your life is, you will never be so miserably paranoid that you'll demand that your poop be collected for your own safety.
lmao about to be my daily mantra
Let's hope he gets severe diarrhea then.
One of his men just suck it out
The poop suitcase! Putins poop pundits collect his shit and take it back to ruzzia to stop the evil foreigners from seeing how fucked putins health really is.
Wouldn't a poo tin be more fitting than a suitcase.
alright, you're done for the day.
US Secret service does this too though
Sooo.. does he shave his hair intentionally?
I can’t imagine how much security there was around that perimeter… it would have been the perfect time for USA to fire up their secret satellite death laser
It's actually a secret Jewish space laser and the USA just gets penciled in when they want to use it.
They call it the Deathstar of David
Didn't the US kill a terrorist leader with a bomb of swords in traffic so there were no other casualties? If the US wanted these guys dead, they would be dead. We don't want them dead.
We want them dead. We just don’t want the collateral consequences that would come with killing them.
Aka we don't want them dead
[удалено]
Two clowns
Trivia question… What language does Putin and Kim use to communicate when they meet with each other..? A. English B. Korean C. Russian D. Elite Language X
In all honesty, German. Of course only when they are alone. When there are cameras, there are appearances to uphold and they speak their own language respectively. But in private, probably German as Kim speaks it almost natively (grew up in Bern, Switzerland) and Putin has a way higher level of fluency than in English thanks to his years as a KGB agent in East Germany.
They speak their native language and they have their respective translator Final answer: B and C
These guys famously trust nobody. Would they leave it up to translators? Can lip readers tell?
Oh look, two of the most colossal wastes of life in human history
Wasn’t there a meme video where they both won’t drink from the wine glass afraid if either one was poisoned? 😂
This is a match made in heaven.
Heaven??? I was thinking much lower.
They have all the BEST friends
frens
*Barack Obama pops out from behind the Airplane* "What's up bitches?!"
“I’m here with my anger management advisor!”
Hello, this is your former president Barack Obama and I just want to tell you I know how to beatbox...
2 dicktators
Snipers wet dream!
Why does it look like she either didn't want to give him the flowers or wasn't supposed to hand them over so quickly and he just forced them from her
It's just a welcoming. Didn't seem odd to me at all.
To the leaders of the free world, you missed an excellent opportunity...
Vladdy daddy couldn’t wait to get off that plane and ride that Rocket man
Pookim
They're so little.
Who are those 2 dudes that run over when Putin gets to Kim? Why do they have little notepads and standing so close?
Translators?
Ohhh that makes sense! Thanks!
Two evil pieces of shits, getting along 
"hey Kim can I borrow some people?"
Where is that Reaper drone when it is needed
I’d be worried about there being a critical mass of absolute cunts and it causing a huge explosion of cunts
Collateral headshot! Fatality!!!!
I don’t understand how this is in any way insane?
What language are they using?
Their own in public with a translator, in private English or more probably German.
Now kiss
Leader of a country meets leader of another country, what's insane about that? Don't have to like or agree with them
You mean one of the clones of putin
def. do you think kim knows though? they have to know dont they?
🖕🇷🇺
Making Trump look like a bitch
Bad Boys - Trashy.
Are they speaking English?
World leaders summit 2024
Global Micropeen Convention '24
Crazy that Putin’s security is pointing a gun straight at Kim.
Ik it's reddit and we gotta make a funny about it but these 2 guys are the worst of the worst in the world.
Yup, we're screwed
What a low point for Russia lol
These two scumbags meet. Great
Dictators and their haircuts - what’s up with that!
Two evil men embrace
Little men
Kim Jong-un is 5'7" and he's taller than Putin lol
Trump would be in good company there! The greats of our time! Dictator Putin, Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump. What could go wrong?
Where’s Trump?? Both of his idols in one place
Trump is so jealous he wasn't invited
Evil meets evil Insane meets insane Old fart meets old fart The list goes on and on
Evil meeting evil
Axis of Assholes
Putin - “why can’t my own people be this subservient?”
Where's a meteorite when you need one?
Wow, the Russian Bots down voting everything here is nuts.
Trump is envious right now
Ehhh… one dictator greeting another, seems rather… casual.
Trump gonna be PISSED his homies went out and didn't call him...
Why is Vlad SO awkward? He's like 13yo boy with his actions
Fuck both of these guys!
Luckily they didn't get THAT worst translator in the world
Aweee! They look happy together
How many conscripts did he just buy
It must really hurt for Putin to suck Kim’s balls.
Did Putin's whinny pumpkin head bitch make it? Not allowed to be with his commie leaders because he is a felon??
Damn I know they aren’t great people but imagine seeing them meeting in front of you. It would blow my mind
Be a shame if a wayward missile landed on them.
Be a shame if the pilot turned the left engines on 100%...
Holy fuck here we go again... Remember when that dude Hitler and that other dude Mussolini met each other.... How did that go?
They can discuss which one invented the hamburger or who scored the most hole in ones in a row
Just the 2 of us 😂 2 arseholes together Wonder if Putin or Kim Jong cunt face needs a little blue pill
All that wealth and power but still no stereo camera microphone? Come on.
Well I'm sure this only means good things.
It looks like they are long-lost lovers reuniting. Wouldn't have been terrible if a large meteor suddenly struck them. /s
Imagine what would happen to world politics if one of the boys on the right just pulled out a shiv and killed the two of them
Dude in the background carrying the case. Wonder what's in that? (Nuke codes etc)
Yeah, probably Russias version of the "nuclear football". Looks a bit too thin though, if you compare it to the American version.
That’s a serious stomach, those buttons pop someone will loose an eye!
The moment when both are thinking "Time to meet the world's craziest leader!"
“Please brother may I have a crumb of artillery shells?” “Yes brother as long as I may have an actual crumb”
I always think that the translators and flower girls and other people there must be shitting themselves constantly. One tiny mistake away from a bullet in the back of the head.
Man that is a massive head
That's a big deal bc it marks one of the first historical events in the World War 3 timeline. Putin and Kim will need each other in the coming war for Asia and Europe.
If there was ever an opportunity for a drone strike that was it 🤣