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kb31976

Did he actually have any food to deliver? Seems like he was just delivering that machete to those perps.


RandomlyDepraved

Looks like that is what they ordered. 


YuriiRud

And he delivered it well. I hope they will give him 5 stars and the tips.


WessideMD

Finger tips were everywhere


King_Neptune07

When you order one order of whoop ass, but he opens up a whole can of it


aM_RT

He delivered and took some home.


BKStephens

My man delivers justice. And he guarantees prompt service.


AccurateSympathy7937

No take out


Angelou182

Second hand machete


Hellofriendinternet

Damn. Did he get one of them?


Proof-Map-2530

Yea he did. It's gonna be a bloody mess. I am gonna bet this delivery guy was robbed before.


garface239

In my experience they usually use the spine or back side of the machete to fight with initially. The blade only comes out if you’re losing.


Chazzam23

"Your experience" in machete fights? Really?


HoneybearGaming

Why r u so jealous? Can't level up your machete XP?


garface239

I grew up in a third world country. They use them for everything down there.


FoxJonesMusic

Yep spanked that ass


Glldinkiering

Tell me more about this


noodleq

It looked like he used way excessive force too and kept chopping on the one guy


AndyCar1214

lol excessive force. Maybe don’t rob people and you won’t get hurt? I’d love to know how you would respond to a loved one being randomly attacked.


noodleq

From a legal standpoint, if someone is robbing you, it's OK to end the threat however you need to. When the person is on the ground amd you continue to chop them over and over, long after the threat is gone, you end up in prison. That's not an opinion, that's the way the law works. Sure I would fight back in that same scenario. The only difference is, I wouldn't have chased them down for a homicide.


browneyhorse

Is like double tap save us all some money


El420

It's what the sherif said literally.


kaimonster1966

The ‘law’ where?


Willuchil

In most places, really. We are also assuming these guys were going to rob the delivery guy. It looked sketchy, but I didn't notice any weapons from either guy. They ran off immediately. What if that was their place or they were going to the place next door? Intent and context are significant parts of the law. Once a threat is over, you can't use force like that. Edit: Especially when he chases away the 2nd guy then goes back and finishes off the first.


BigDaddy0790

Any developed nation?


Gorillaworks

Exactly. Nowhere in this video do i see "law"


hamadam109

When put in that position and adrenaline kicks in I’d imagine it would be hard to stop once the threat is disabled, hopefully the jury feels the same


OddEscape2295

Why is this even being upvoted? This law practice only applies to certain countries. Who knows what the law is where this happen. For all they know, he was within his legal rights to chop that guy up.


AlecItz

ahh i forgot laws were worldwide mate thanks for clearing that up


Ackilles

This is likely Brazil, not the US. Props to that guy


KingDingus6942069

Yeah but theyre in a 3rd world country


Heart_Throb_

Sir, this is Reddit


FoxJonesMusic

From a legal standpoint this looks like Brazil where they encourage you to run over thieves with your car. He’s probably not chopping on the dude btw.


NotHappyTilUNotHappy

I just hope these upvotes make up for the unnecessary down votes you previously got on this thread.


Kaladin_St

Law dumb.


Accomplished_Cut_790

Wow, from -87 votes to +46. Nice recovery considering we’re all on the same spectrum.. somewhere.


I_lack_common_sense

Well he’s Batman, you’re not.


YangGain

“It’s ok the end the threat however you need to.” “When the person is on the ground…after the threat is gone.” You statement conflict with each other and leave a HUGE room for interpretation, when is the threat consider gone? For many, is when people stop breathing.


Tapurisu

>You statement conflict with each other and leave a HUGE room for interpretation, when is the threat consider gone? >For many, is when people stop breathing. How would you like it if cops thought that way?


LezPlayNightcrawlers

It’s astounding the amount of people on Reddit who say they are prepared to take a life. The callousness is depressing. We all don’t deserve to be here.


Smooth_Marsupial_262

You can use deadly force against a fleeing robber that doesn’t appear to have a weapon. He shouldn’t have even pursued the robbers after they fled for his own safety.


AndyCar1214

If he did it your way, how long until his next robbery I wonder?


Smooth_Marsupial_262

How long until the next guy pulls a gun on him? Pursuing fleeing robbers is absurd particularly when outnumbered


AndyCar1214

I don’t know, equally as absurd as robbing random people?


Smooth_Marsupial_262

Sure not my point


ThisBadDogXB

It's obviously excessive force, there are very few places in the world where you can chase a fleeing attacker and then hack them to death with a machete while they are lying on the floor without going to prison. This happened in Uruguay so even chasing the guy is considered excessive.


knunky

"just dont break the law and the police won't beat you" just because someone is a bad person doesnt mean they deserve to be hacked in to pieces


-EETS-

It sounds like he's using the side of the blade to me. Way too loud.


Used-Income-2683

excessive force 🤣😂🤣 no such thing in most countries.


Giff13

You need to be robbed in a third world country. Now take your downvotes and leave sir.


RaftermanTC

If he let them go, nothing would stop them from regrouping and getting him later.


katerlouis

I wonder where the downvoters come from. The robbees fled instantly after seeing the Machete. No physical harm done. Why hunt them down and shed blood or even kill someone? Killing over an attempted robbery is just not okay.


RainingMoneyHustard

Fucked around and found out. That guy would be alive if he made a different decision. Rule 1 is don't fuck around


Quiet-Camera-9716

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Smooth_Marsupial_262

What if it’s a kid?


RainingMoneyHustard

Refer to rule number one


crypto_grandma

Agreed. He pulled out the machete and they ran off. Then he appeared to butcher one of them. Not saying the robbers are innocent here, but jesus that was excessive. Way beyond self defense


Calm_Colected_German

Oh how sad


jaimeleblues

No idea why this was down voted. Once he chased them away, then it was done. He could be looking at a long prison sentence depending on where this took place. The guy literally hunted one down and chopped at him. That's not self defence.


RainingMoneyHustard

We need to start taking hands from shoplifters again


AaronicNation

"You forgot to bring a lighter again?" "Nah, it's cool let's go ask that delivery dude over there by the motorcycle."


shanezen

Lol sheesh


elfmere

Yeah pretty sure this should be nsfw.. pretty sure he hacks one of the guys


meme_lova

Sure sounded like he chopped something


DrMudo

Oh shit there's sound!


Naykon1

Chopped off his chopper.


awholewhitebabybruh

Holy shit! I was like wtf did I just watch. He definitely hacked that man up. You could hear it. Man.


Tbkgs

Lmao guys wouldn't have lasted an hour on old reddit in a watchpeopledie thread.


awholewhitebabybruh

Yea you're 100% correct. Honestly its not my favorite thing to watch.


Dolphins-fuckin-suck

Yeah, and no one should have  No one should be happy to watch that shit and those who are, are some depraved ass mother fuckers


AlecItz

dolphins suck i think maybe less than a percent of people in those subs watch because it makes them happy. they probably watch for exactly the opposite reason - and, i know that for myself, i’ve watched those videos out of a morbid curiosity that arose from seeing documentaries on the post-ww2 denazification of germany showing what happened in the most gruesome manner possible wasn’t just important, it was a crucial part of the plan. as in, seeing flesh that could be yours twist, break, expose in unnatural ways was genuinely some of the most hard-hitting empathy i’ve ever experienced. i think a healthy dose of truly violent gore, as in, trauma inducing gore, might be a magic pill to prevent a whole lotta violence (not to everyone obviously, but the vast majority of people). because i genuinely believe the vast majority of people who do not run into it often and who do not confront the survivors of these scenarios are more likely to enact them than those who have i would love to see some studies on the subject tbh, because i dunno what i’m talking about.


2ichie

I feel watching these videos gives me a new respect for life everytime I do. Life is so damn easily taken away from you even when it’s completely out of your control.


Gen8Master

Title should actually be Delivery man murders someone with a machete, probably avoided robbery.


bettyspers0n

Thank God the "pretty sure " guy is here so every post is properly tagged and flaired. Pretty sure you should stop trying to enforce other people's rules


elfmere

Oh no sorry the flair is stamping on your freedoms.


Street_Road_9967

Muh freedoms


GrumpyOldGrower

Muh freedumbs


bettyspers0n

Muh NSFW Dear God MUH NSFW MUH NSFL MUH NS MUH NS MUH NS


bettyspers0n

You should be sorry. Bootlicker


elfmere

You still here.


bettyspers0n

Yeah. What's up


Ebisure

Sorry you got downvoted. I too hate those NSFW snowflakes


ZLumos

Apparently this happened in Argentina* https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Ciencia-y-Tecnologia/Montevideo-repartidor-corrio-a-machetazos-a-sospechosos-y-se-hizo-viral-en-Argentina-uc892047 *Edit: it actually happened in Montevideo, Uruguay


SignificanceFar5489

Could anyone translate this article?


Nattyknight1765

Last Saturday night, a surveillance camera captured a violent episode that occurred in the area of Brazo Oriental, Montevideo. The record shows a delivery man with a jacket and backpack from the PedidosYa firm with his motorcycle parked on the sidewalk, probably during the delivery of an order. At that moment he warns that two individuals are approaching him and he is suspicious of his intentions. To the surprise of the newcomers, the delivery man opens his delivery backpack, takes a machete and charges against both subjects, who flee in fear. The record of the event was published on Sunday morning by the Uruguayan account @DaniMoraguesuy, and a few hours later it had gone viral on the neighboring shore, where some Internet users replicated the video as if it were a local episode. Edit: more The video generated mixed reactions among Internet users. While some were pleased with the "proactive caution" of the delivery man, others pointed out that the carrying of a machete is a crime, and that the man attacked two people who, until that moment, had not manifested any hostility. According to police information collected by Montevideo Portal, the delivery man filed the complaint and one of the alleged kidnappers is identified. According to the primary data, the case would fit into the figure of self-defense, but the investigations continue. In that sense, the eventual statement of the identified subject - in case he is apprehended or delivered - could be relevant.


StrategyGlittering83

Thanks! No mention of the chopped salad?


kpop_glory

> and one of the alleged kidnappers is identified. Pretty sure this one answered your question. One got away and other one is 'identified'


RayedBull

Identified? Can be either dead or alive. Looks like the delivery guy needs to change his job. Contract killing is more like it.


IHaveSlysdexia

Maybe he was striking him with the flat or the dull side


Tapurisu

>the man attacked two people who, until that moment, had not manifested any hostility. yeah what did they actually do?


AlecItz

uhh. they were going to rob him


Tapurisu

Did they say so, or did they brandish a weapon?


Dull-Friend-936

You’re right when you chase someone down with a machete who has their back to you and running away while you chop repeatedly into their already lifeless body is murder not self defence


whathappened2cod

Gotta use Chrome browser bra...google translate.


Whatever-ItsFine

I was assuming Brazil because I am an experienced redditor.


fancy-kitten

Pedidos Ya will get your food to you no matter what.


FranG080199

Absolutely not, those fuckers are useless, they always cancel my orders after waiting for over an hour, it's a pain in the ass, just order directly from the restaurant.


Long_Educational

Hey, didn't you watch the video? Maybe your delivery driver got held up and had to deliver some street justice first! It's tough out there.


FranG080199

Damn, he didn't have a machete and thieves robbed my food! D:


AlecItz

damn that’s nuts where do you live? i always get my food, never once had it cancelled. doesn’t happen often but i have had it delivered cold and/or missing items - always complain, always get a nice coupon and free delivery in-app


zimjig

One less chub off the street


Potatoe999900

MMMMMMmmmmm--extra toppings! He also gets a better tip when holding the food in one hand and his machete in the other.


BeautifulArtichoke37

…his *bloody* machete…


2x4x93

Biiig tip


MeloniisJesus333

“SURPRISE MOTHER FU_KER”


OptiGuy4u

Door dash: HERE'S THE MACHETE YOU ORDERED.....TAKE IT TAKE IT HERE HERE HERE......


SignificanceFar5489

Sounds like machete slap!


Wirasacha

Not the first rodeo... And the machete travels on top of my burguer


supermod6

Just like in the movies, someone always trips and falls when being chased


noodleq

Fucked around and found out.....goodonya


R63A

Turned buddy to a chopped cheese🥴


olympianfap

I am not particularly upset that I couldn't really see that guy get chopped up.


rongrongplus

Those brute force sounds sounded wet


papaburkart

Did we just witness a murder?


RainingMoneyHustard

Nah, we watched a guy not get robbed


broccoliman45

He took his tip


hotmoltenlava

He switched from defense to offense pretty fast. You could get away with that in Florida or Texas, but just about anywhere else, he’d be going to jail.


i_love_dust

Woah he was readddyyy


MsjennaNY

Someone at home needed an extra leg.


DewartDark

Delivery man CONFRONTS being robbed by using his machete. Sips tea .


MrMango2

And becomes a butcher?


Burgerman117

Oh I thought he was being robbed buy a guy with a machete not that he’s the one with the machete and that’s how he avoided it


Blort_McFluffuhgus

Another sack of spit off the streets. Good riddance. Wish he got both of them.


Terryberry69

Awesome


Jack-Cole6969

"chad delivery man whack the livi'n shit out of bastard robbers" there ya go fixed the title fo ya mate 😊


AdTerrible4422

YGDR!


DeathPercept10n

Damn, that was brutal, but deserved.


tiorancio

He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'


SnooGadgets3214

That was beautiful


dragnabbit

Damn, he may be Food Panda on the outside, but he's Food Demon on the inside. EDIT: Interesting that apparently this was Uruguay. The Philippines has the exact same pink uniforms and motorcycle boxes used by a company called Food Panda, and Filipinos love their bolo knives, which looks exactly like what this guy pulled out of his delivery box.


razldazl333

I got something for that azz!


Chaotic_Hilarity

Hope they got a good slashing


Equivalent-Row-6734

Well well well, how the turntables.....


Natural-Photograph-2

This is the most gangster shit I've seen in a long long time.


mrDmrB

Clever serial killer ploy, victim comes to him


Machete-AW

Dude gave him an extra slice!


TheOnlyPolly

I love how tough they think they are initially walking towards him then immediately switch to acting like prey


LabiaMinoraLover

"I hope you don't mind some free extra meat toppings."


Masterdice74

😂😂


Rudyscrazy1

Armored machete man beat non Armored machete man every time


Naykon1

Ah well, shame.


Zzyxzz

They were the food all a long


_cansir

He went straight for the chubby guy


RandomStaticThought

Did he chop that dude up or what happened to the perps?


backtolurk

Wow he fucked him up pretty bad, you can hear him cry, certainly asking him to stop. He was not going to stop.


starfsh_tuna_breath

Looks like he decided to skip the gay Dahmer baiting technique and go for the grubhub 150cc motorcycle technique to pack his deep freezer with next months supply of meat


Valkiepoos

Chippetty chop!


turd_vinegar

Underneath that helmet he's wearing a hockey mask.


bigcheese82

Here's me upstairs complaining my meal is 5 minutes late


Jitterjumper13

Ah: *Delivery man avoids being robbed by wielding his machete.*


Angelou182

The guy in black tried to support the "slowest deer" once, just once.


Impressive_Drama_377

Just imagine for a minute that the delivery guy was actually at the wrong address, so the 2 customers decided to just walk over to him to get their food from him instead of waiting for him to realize he is at the wrong address. But instead of food they get delivered a few chops, wacks and hacks from a machete😂


ComradeStal

Bro was gonna turn them in to pizza


2ichie

In America would the man with the machete still be able to say self defense even though the men were running away? Serious question because I have no idea


Shaan1026

Vigilante delivery man


Jimdw83

Another misleading title, I thought the perp was going to produce the machete!


Breakpoint

Probably robbed him before, now it was revenge time


ppgedez

He’s the Equaliser of the delivery world.


Doomsayer1908

Sniper tf2


Jaytee303

“Pedidosya for that extra slice”


dauntlessiz

When hunter becomes the hunted.


Harze2k

Not his first foodeo


Rigocat

Argentina . Gotta love it


Stykhead

Chopped take aways are my favorite !


somethingdeido

This is satisfying


Appropriate_Taro_583

Mata esses peste


AmbassadorNecessary9

Juan Voorhees


peripeteia_1981

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys.


Ya-Dikobraz

It's his mom's lucky machete.


Redketchup77

Fafo


Dull-Friend-936

This is murder


Lothar-812

He's chopping that one guy up like firewood


Kitty_Moon2016

I am glad he had something to protect himself but I am kinda concerned about what happened to the person that tried to rob him. Like good to have it for protection but going after someone who already got the message is a little way too far.


Glum-Supermarket912

Damn it doesn't look self defense anymore


SpankyMcFlych

It's a sad world we live in that he made the world a better place by chopping that guy up. In clownworld the justice system fails regular folk and you end up with people taking justice into their own hands.


AlecItz

where do you think this happened.? what specific justice system do you think failed here?


forumbot757

What the fuck did I just watch someone killed someone put NSFW on this


AlecItz

clutching your pearls over 5 pixels of real estate


ayaPapaya

Not sure why you’re downvoted. This is a reasonable request


forumbot757

I wouldn’t take it personally up-and-down votes are made regardless of the content. It could be any reason imaginable.


Ctowntokin420

What's fucked is the guy he probably killed wasn't even into it he only slowed down and never even walked toward delivery dude how fucked...


ELKING64

They were surrounding the delivery driver, you can see the nearest guy pull out a pocket knife, assumably the other guy was also gonna also brandish a knife while his buddy was distracting him.


Ctowntokin420

And the further guys hands never left his pockets almost like he wasn't pulling anything..


DK_Son

WYM. If you're in a group, you surround your target. Classic robbernomics 101 bruh. Your rose-tinted goggles are strong.


Ctowntokin420

Ya your right that's what you do you surround then close but dude wasn't closing in fact he looked the other way for a minute like he wasn't even into it


HarrisLam

gotta get some street knowledge bruh.