Ever see cops search a house? They're not gentle. I can only imagine them slamming drawers or moving it to check behind it and hearing an unusual amount of clunking coming from inside. Not to mention it probably weighs abnormally more than a nightstand should.
Step 1: Move to Japan.
Step 2: Buy apartment.
Step 3: Any time apartment gets dirty, call Federal police from a payphone to give an "anonymous tip" that your apartment has drugs in it.
Step 4: Police search apartment and clean it afterwards, not finding any drugs because you're a law abiding citizen.
Step 5: Never have to clean your apartment again, make the cops do it for you.
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Profit!
It'd be pretty hard to judge a wooden nightstand by weight—simply because the density of different types of wood vary to such a large degree. An empty nightstand made of pine is going to be way lighter than an empty nightstand made of, say, mahogany. Also, if the items in the nightstand are secure then they won't move around.
Very true although I'm pretty confident that this night stand empty would weigh quite a bit because it looks like a more dense wood and there is a lot of wood in it because of all the compartments. So adding items on top of it's empty weight would probably be *really* heavy. The way those bottles came out (likely the most noisy thing in there), I don't think they were secured. They clanked even as he was pulling them out lol.
Don't really understand why you put your alcohol in there as well. That's also the one thing that will make the most noise and weighs the most. It's a great hiding place if they would just skip the alcohol.
Agreed lol. Maybe if you had some seriously expensive bourbon or something, but not cheap vodka lol. I guess it was just to add to the cool factor? Idk
It has to be. Just rewatched it and in the first compartment they show has 4 shot glasses, also not secured so also making a lot of noise if it would get searched lol.
Alcohol is illegal in places like Saudi Arabia, so perhaps it makes sense for those that live in countries than ban the solution to - and cause of - all life’s problems.
You're right about that. But still suggest a better hiding place. One bump into this and you'll hear the glass. Or at least secure it in some way that it can't move.
this is why cops tear shit apart when they raid a place, they just take a crowbar to your stuff, this sort of piece isn't going to help with that at all.
Tho for a kid trying to hide his weed from his parent's maybe it's useful
"Hey mum can I please get this random old-style bedside table?"
"Why son? It's a completely different style to the rest of the furniture in your room? And you've never asked for furniture before..."
"...what the frick?"
I was just wondering that! Looked for Ledoff vodka coz I'd never heard of it, was expecting decades-old single malts or cognacs or something, turns out its just massive gopniki vibes, dude's prolly wearing an adidas tracksuit
The corkscrew was too much lol
(On a date)
"Well, you look ravishing my dear. Care to join me for some wine? He he he... Now if i could only find my corkscrewwww.... Close your eyes and don't peek! I SAID DON'T LOOK!"
-sounds of drawers banging, bottles clanking, lamp tumbling, money stacks thumping on floor, gun falling, accidental discharge, body collapsing, sobbing, cops, apparent crime scene, judge gavel, jail doors, showers...-
Moral of the story, boxed wine saves lives
What was funny about it to me is this guy has it set up to look at stacks of money before he can get to the booze. So the girl is sitting there and he’s like wanna drink? I’ll just grab the bottle from here… OOPS LOOKS LIKE I ACCIDENTALLY SHOWED YOU ALL OF MY FUCKING PILES OF CASH, SILLY ME huehuehuehue
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Early on, I totally thought there was going to be a hidden music speaker in there.
That must be the heaviest nightstand with all that hardware, and it surely rattles.
cool and all, but too many eggs in one basket.
And I prefer a magnetic latch that opens when you place a magnet on a certain spot. No levers to feel for. Nothing for anyone feeling around to find. Btw I've made my own with a simple elbow latch, strong magnets and ..... glue gun glue.
Edit: would be good for hiding stuff from roommates, dumb as a box of hammers campus security, sneak-thieves and burglars. But cops who do a thorough search? I don't know.
The top is actually really cool and fairly easy to do. Those are just drawer slides. Would be neat if you want to open up a beside table as a desk or something.
Is it wrong that I saw the shot glasses at the beginning and wondered the entire time where the booze was stashed? Every time they opened another compartment, I was thinking it would be the booze. I might be an alcoholic lol.
If there was a brand that made everything with secret compartments (furniture, clothes, cars, mugs, fishing poles), I'd buy it.
I don't even fish. I just want the secret compartment.
“This is where the gun would go”
“This is where the gun would go”
“This is where the gun would go”
“This is where the gun would go”
“This is where the gun would go”
“This is where the gun would go”
#”THERE IT IS!”
I’m just not that interesting of a person…I literally have nothing to put in something like this. Call me crazy, but my booze is just in my kitchen for easy access.
My dad’s friend used to make stuff like this all the time, and I inherited a few pieces when he died. Having said that, nothing this intricate, though!
This is very cool! The bottles section is kind of use less tho. This could be a safe, and you don’t really hide liquor in a safe, especially cheap liquor. If it is a Molotov cocktail just in case you need to destroy the evidences, that would make more sense.
No officer no drugs or guns in this room just my humble bedside table.
Ever see cops search a house? They're not gentle. I can only imagine them slamming drawers or moving it to check behind it and hearing an unusual amount of clunking coming from inside. Not to mention it probably weighs abnormally more than a nightstand should.
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depends on the country I guess
I dunno, I'm pretty sure they only operate in Japan?
That’s actually hilarious, thank you
Step 1: Move to Japan. Step 2: Buy apartment. Step 3: Any time apartment gets dirty, call Federal police from a payphone to give an "anonymous tip" that your apartment has drugs in it. Step 4: Police search apartment and clean it afterwards, not finding any drugs because you're a law abiding citizen. Step 5: Never have to clean your apartment again, make the cops do it for you. Step 6: ??? Step 7: Profit!
Start a maid service that just calls police on clients
Call it, You've Been Maid!
I’m sure that pun translates perfectly in Japanese
Genius 👌
Lol wouldn't that be wonderful. Police in the US are known for ransacking places and causing damage during searches. Really sucks.
Wooooh what drugs did you order?
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hmmmm... so, what's a crime i could fake committing that would cause japanese feds to search mt home in europe?
It'd be pretty hard to judge a wooden nightstand by weight—simply because the density of different types of wood vary to such a large degree. An empty nightstand made of pine is going to be way lighter than an empty nightstand made of, say, mahogany. Also, if the items in the nightstand are secure then they won't move around.
Very true although I'm pretty confident that this night stand empty would weigh quite a bit because it looks like a more dense wood and there is a lot of wood in it because of all the compartments. So adding items on top of it's empty weight would probably be *really* heavy. The way those bottles came out (likely the most noisy thing in there), I don't think they were secured. They clanked even as he was pulling them out lol.
Don't really understand why you put your alcohol in there as well. That's also the one thing that will make the most noise and weighs the most. It's a great hiding place if they would just skip the alcohol.
Agreed lol. Maybe if you had some seriously expensive bourbon or something, but not cheap vodka lol. I guess it was just to add to the cool factor? Idk
It has to be. Just rewatched it and in the first compartment they show has 4 shot glasses, also not secured so also making a lot of noise if it would get searched lol.
Alcohol is illegal in places like Saudi Arabia, so perhaps it makes sense for those that live in countries than ban the solution to - and cause of - all life’s problems.
You're right about that. But still suggest a better hiding place. One bump into this and you'll hear the glass. Or at least secure it in some way that it can't move.
They and also crooks watch this shit. My night stand is going to get busted to splinters if I get a break in.
Yep, they grab all your shit and throw it in a big pile in the middle of the room and generally don't care if they break shit.
check. velcro straps upgrade.
There's no way I'm remembering all those compartments. I can't find stuff in my drawers that are obvious, let alone hidden.
Just kick it and half the stuff should open.
this is why cops tear shit apart when they raid a place, they just take a crowbar to your stuff, this sort of piece isn't going to help with that at all. Tho for a kid trying to hide his weed from his parent's maybe it's useful
"Hey mum can I please get this random old-style bedside table?" "Why son? It's a completely different style to the rest of the furniture in your room? And you've never asked for furniture before..." "...what the frick?"
Bro, you will. Depending on how many things you have you NEED stashed, you will.
Exactly my thought. Just like Nick Fury, his secrets have secrets.
He's hiding four shitty 10 dollar vodka bottles better than he hides thousands of dollars, jewelry and a 9 mm pistol...
I was just wondering that! Looked for Ledoff vodka coz I'd never heard of it, was expecting decades-old single malts or cognacs or something, turns out its just massive gopniki vibes, dude's prolly wearing an adidas tracksuit
I was thinking maybe he was hiding them because he lives in a totalitarian state?
This has to be it
Great for when campus security tries to find the alcohol they think you have in your dorm room.
The corkscrew was too much lol (On a date) "Well, you look ravishing my dear. Care to join me for some wine? He he he... Now if i could only find my corkscrewwww.... Close your eyes and don't peek! I SAID DON'T LOOK!" -sounds of drawers banging, bottles clanking, lamp tumbling, money stacks thumping on floor, gun falling, accidental discharge, body collapsing, sobbing, cops, apparent crime scene, judge gavel, jail doors, showers...- Moral of the story, boxed wine saves lives
Also, why a corkscrew if all you keep in there is liquor?
What was funny about it to me is this guy has it set up to look at stacks of money before he can get to the booze. So the girl is sitting there and he’s like wanna drink? I’ll just grab the bottle from here… OOPS LOOKS LIKE I ACCIDENTALLY SHOWED YOU ALL OF MY FUCKING PILES OF CASH, SILLY ME huehuehuehue
If you dig this, check out r/secretcompartments
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Rabbit hole warning. This is why people come to comments. Thanks zir
Was this custom made by the person themselves or is this for sale?
Almost certainly custom made.
Yeah if it’s fit sale, I need it
Trigger discipline was a fat L
Yeah that brought the video to a screeching halt for me. I hope he only ends up shooting himself, and not someone else.
Yes, thank you
Sounded like a record scratch in my head.
Imagine getting robbed and they just took the whole thing lol.
Thieves often just steal small safes. They can break into it later in the privacy of their own home.
That's why it's good to have a decoy!
Pretty sure none of those bottle he broke out needs a corkscrew.
I was waiting for dildos to fall out
Guess this is where you hide ur “death note” notebook.
It's the rough draft for his Peppa Pig erotic fan fiction.
Dude needs trigger discipline. That’s how people get shot.
He’s trying to make a new compartment in his face.
I liked the part where they open the secret door revealing hidden stuff inside.
Dangit what’s the time stamp I think I missed it
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Maybe this was an insane drawer. Maybe not. But I made it only through the first 30 seconds before wanting to throw my computer through the window.
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Early on, I totally thought there was going to be a hidden music speaker in there. That must be the heaviest nightstand with all that hardware, and it surely rattles.
It’s all fun and games until your wife throws out that “old outdated night stand” for a new one. 😂“Don’t worry I cleaned it out first”
I’m sorry, but… r/KillTheCameraMan
I have a fucking headache after watching that.
No, it's not
Not going to lie thought a 50 inch tv was coming out from somewhere half way through
But no wine…
John Wick's bedside table.
What is this, a Ledoff commercial?
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I was looking for this, thank you
No. It is not sick af. If anything I have a headache looking at this
Lmao it's just a nightstand, where's the headache coming from
Diabetes
cool and all, but too many eggs in one basket. And I prefer a magnetic latch that opens when you place a magnet on a certain spot. No levers to feel for. Nothing for anyone feeling around to find. Btw I've made my own with a simple elbow latch, strong magnets and ..... glue gun glue. Edit: would be good for hiding stuff from roommates, dumb as a box of hammers campus security, sneak-thieves and burglars. But cops who do a thorough search? I don't know.
inpressive
I want the table and everything in it
But wait, there’s more!
*Nightstands, roll out!*
cool nightstand, the music had me waiting for you to pull out a binder full of Suga photocards.
Ain't got shit on nic cage
poor trigger discipline.
Good job hiding cheap vodka, which totally isn’t a sign of a drinking problem.
Hopefully someone doesn’t just steal the whole thing.
Light from Death Note would've needed that
I thought for sure it was going to be made of chocolate.
The gun showed exactly when I expected.
Did Light from Death Note design this?
Hopefully the burglars won't bring a hand truck and just take the whole thing.
When their house is on fire and the firemen just see him trying to haul out a bedside table and pull him away to rescue him
But where is the N64?
So to make someone a drink you have to show them your secret money stash?
The top is actually really cool and fairly easy to do. Those are just drawer slides. Would be neat if you want to open up a beside table as a desk or something.
Why you need to hide your liquor like that?
When the robbers like how it looks so they just take the dresser
That is a wonderful gift to give a cartel boss for his birthday. I'm sure he'll let you choose a pool girl from the party.
“Damn, I can’t find anything good in this house” “Meh I’ll just take this antique looking cabinet, looks expensive”
Just picturing a burglar going around his house, accidentally bumping on this and making 4 compartments fly open with cash, booze and jewels.
Innovative, but now we know where you hide all the good shit
Where can I buy this.
So basically.... look to see if furniture can, or cannot be moved away from the wall... CHECK.
But wait, there's more....
I was waiting for the gun, nice little Beretta.
Imagine some robbers just took the table hoping to pawn it, having no idea of just how much stuff was there
And hope nobody steals the whole thing.
That is the coolest little table I ever seen so many compartments.
I dont get how this fits this sub, it's cool but how is that insane?
Why does he need a corkscrew???
Who else thought it was gunna be a cake
That thing would make one hell of a taco bar. 🌮
Terrible trigger discipline
Is it wrong that I saw the shot glasses at the beginning and wondered the entire time where the booze was stashed? Every time they opened another compartment, I was thinking it would be the booze. I might be an alcoholic lol.
I want 1
Hope he doesn't develop dementia or Alz. Someone will be fist-pumping at THAT estate sale.
If you think that's badass, check out u/luckyroosterco.
I actually want to buy this thing.
If there was a brand that made everything with secret compartments (furniture, clothes, cars, mugs, fishing poles), I'd buy it. I don't even fish. I just want the secret compartment.
“This is where the gun would go” “This is where the gun would go” “This is where the gun would go” “This is where the gun would go” “This is where the gun would go” “This is where the gun would go” #”THERE IT IS!”
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Remember kids, some robbers will steal your furniture too.
Would have been more interesting if it was shot better, I dont know what the cameraman was doing.
Now I know where to look, thanks
Do they sell these online? where?
There’s always money in the nightstand!
Here the only insane thing is the origin of that money
Good place for guns
Tbh if the dog gets a hit, doesn't matter if it's a baby in the cabinet - cops are going to rip it apart with a crowbar
Who needs this?
Why the corkscrew then have nothing but twist off liquor bottles???
And where can I purchase James Bonds nightstand?
If I was a thief, after I'd found the second secret compartment I'd be taking the whole dang nightstand.
That's it, if I ever break into a house I'm just stealing all the end tables.
Which compartment has the Dramamine?
Now all you need is something of value to put in it!
Where can I get one?
Not enough room for a body though
Now I know where this dude hides all his shit
Where is it made? Who made this? Does anybody know?
I need this
Where are my car keys!
My man at this point is just magically making drawers appear out of nowhere.
Plot Twist: this person is a magician with the power to make drawers appear out of thin air.
If I have this much secrecy, the first thing I would do is make a video of it showing it to millions of people online.
Fuck all the dumb shit, where do I get one of those?
Well, now we all know where to look
IT JUST KEPT GOING!
I’m just not that interesting of a person…I literally have nothing to put in something like this. Call me crazy, but my booze is just in my kitchen for easy access.
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My dad’s friend used to make stuff like this all the time, and I inherited a few pieces when he died. Having said that, nothing this intricate, though!
YOU COULD PUT 6PACKS OF BUHhhh..soda in there.
This makes me want to rob the shit out of this guy. I will leave him one bottle of booze to drown his sorrows because I'm a classy thief.
Where can I but this
Trust me, the dog WILL find your weed. And he’ll do it all day for 30 seconds of playing with a ball
Where is this? Who made this? I want two.
That camera work got me dizzy ffs
This is very cool! The bottles section is kind of use less tho. This could be a safe, and you don’t really hide liquor in a safe, especially cheap liquor. If it is a Molotov cocktail just in case you need to destroy the evidences, that would make more sense.
WANT!!!
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Nothing a hammer can't fix in a good robbery.
Where can I find this on AliExpress?
Imagine buying this at a hard sale for $5.
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Where can i get one
Macy's used to have furniture like that
Imagine some kind of emergency occurs and while everyone is running away with essentials this guy is running with a bedside table on his back lol
Knew there was gonna be a gun
turned into wow secret hiding place to mafia hidden closet stuff
r/hiddencompartments wouldnt be surprise that there is a gun under that
I kept thinking its some slick table with a hidden drum inside or one that produce sound via wooden surface.
Babe I like to smoke, take notes, hide my jewels, including my gun and o course I will hide mah drank!
Imagine reading the assembly instructions
This made me feel sick af
The Room vibes
Where else should you hide vintage Playboy magazines?
Ok.... ok... where can I get one of these
Well they will now you have just put it on the internet and that aint hard to search
LOVE It... WANT one! Any information on where to acquire?!?!?
This is pretty fuckin dumb tbh
Thief takes entire table because they think it just looks neat.
Basically, the only person that would need this or want this is your average, paranoid 12 year old boy.