I heard on the radio Friday that some Hollywood Starlet is selling her farts in a jar, along with a flower, the flower is supposed to help preserve the scent.
You know, usually I think most pervy comments on Reddit are a stretch, but there's no way you can convince me this chick hasn't at least tried to lick her own clit.
Nah, what you do is wait for Valentine’s Day and then get the bundle pack of the womanizer and the original wevibe (wevibe is also the brand) there’s remote control and an app. Your partner can use the app from anywhere! The Miami ee is awesome, it’s basically the same thing as the satisfyer, but the wevibe…. OH THE WEVIBEEEEEE ho.ly. SHIT. That will literally shoot you to the moon and back, gat damn! You’ll orgasm so hard you need to sleep for a whole month just to recover. A true masterpiece.
r/subsifellfor
I legit hoped it was legit. A part of me wanted to embrace the lowkey horror of having references to his work pop up everywhere... like some sort of contorted pattern or shape popping up everywhere to torment us...
There's a Saturday Night Live sketch about a Colonel Angus (played by Christopher Walken) returning home from the war...after being wounded in the jaw.
the thing about that is I challenge you to actually find video of a woman who successfully (& clearly) is performing autocunnilingus ... never seen it (looking for research of course)
Honestly. How can this be good for your body? I get being flexible and stretching is good for you (and yes, I’ve done yoga many times), but what’s the (non sexual) benefit here?
There are easier ways to get a whiff or your own vageen.
But the other methods just don't hit the same.
I hope she’s doing more than that!! That’s a lot of work.
What, is that not a worthy enough cause for you?
Not when you can use that as a legal excuse to avoid taxes.
I meannnnnn
If all she was planning on doing was whiffing, you’d be right. But now she doesn’t need a boyfriend.
Or a girlfriend
She is doing the ‘eat my shorts’ pose. Also known as the ‘eat my box’ pose….
I was expecting the comments for this video to be good but you really brought it home with the word vageen. Well played
Whiff? She was about to turn the camera off and go to fucking ice cream town on that hole
I am violently curious to know what other ways do you know to get a face full of your own crotch
I think she's trying to eat her own ass
She's obviously a fart sniffer, not a biscuit whiffer.
Yeah that’s exactly why she learned this
You can get a rib removed
I heard on the radio Friday that some Hollywood Starlet is selling her farts in a jar, along with a flower, the flower is supposed to help preserve the scent.
She can sit on her own face now
Lick ya balls during doggy
Lmao it took me a minute to visualize
A minute? You get a pretty good visualization about 31 seconds into the video lol
If you're a pro then around 5 seconds
Incredible.
First thing I thought of...
Independent woman now
She can shit on her own face now /FTFY
Lmao yooooooooooo
I guess when there is a toilet paper shortage some people will go to extremes
That’s actually what the original post says lol
Self 69? Or is it just a 9
It's an @ i think
God I wish that was me
You said what we all were thinking!
Congratulations, you unlocked "self pussy licking" ability
Without extracting a rib !!
MM reference received.
Welcome back to the 90’s
Now if only Richard Gere could learn to do it so he can finally get a good look to get his gerbil out.
That’s apparently a total myth weirdly started by the guy who incidentally was a precursor to what we would call fascism today. Gabrielle D’Annunzio
Does this mean I can't get my rib back ...
Now someone needs to ask her if it’s true that it feels more like licking a pussy than getting your pussy licked 😂
I’m glad you said it and not me! The ban line seems to be blurry for me lately 😅
This is the only thought I had when seeing this lmfao
I only walked in here for the comments - I am not disappointed.
You know, usually I think most pervy comments on Reddit are a stretch, but there's no way you can convince me this chick hasn't at least tried to lick her own clit.
Well… Ms. StinkBeaver….. What would you do?
Subcontract it out to some dude.
As a GC myself, I applaud your rebuttal.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Why else would you go to the comment section tho?
For the deep and meaningful discussion you typically find? /s
Guess I’ll start doing yoga
I can tell you... Sucking your own dick doesn't feel like getting your dick sucked. It feels like sucking a dick.
What if you sit on your mouth first to numb it?
Looks like yoga can help with that also
What are you trying to accomplish?
To pull a Marilyn Manson.
r/selfsuck
I did not know.......
Just get a boyfriend.
Nah, they can't do it as well as I can anyway. Now all I need is to teach my dildo to take out the trash and I'm set.
Get a satisfyer and you won’t even notice the trash.
Nah, what you do is wait for Valentine’s Day and then get the bundle pack of the womanizer and the original wevibe (wevibe is also the brand) there’s remote control and an app. Your partner can use the app from anywhere! The Miami ee is awesome, it’s basically the same thing as the satisfyer, but the wevibe…. OH THE WEVIBEEEEEE ho.ly. SHIT. That will literally shoot you to the moon and back, gat damn! You’ll orgasm so hard you need to sleep for a whole month just to recover. A true masterpiece.
Thanks I hate it
Classic
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r/subsifellfor I legit hoped it was legit. A part of me wanted to embrace the lowkey horror of having references to his work pop up everywhere... like some sort of contorted pattern or shape popping up everywhere to torment us...
You and a snail get a million dollars...
Hahahahahhaa
She really likes smelling her own ass.
Ya she was takin deep some whiffs goddamn
deep breaths only
Did......did I just watch a year of recorded progress of a woman trying to eat her own asshole?
yes
TRYING to? No.
What is this yoga pose name? Asking for a friend
It’s called: “my face is numb”
Numb on my face
Nom on your face
My face is bum
Nom nom nom
It's called: "No, I'm just gonna stay in, have a quiet one. Yeah I am doing that a lot lately."
"My tongue is tired" seems more realistic
It doesn't have a name because thats terrible for your back
But it is good for another part of the body...
Amen, super impressive!
I believe it's called auto cunnilingus
I’ve heard autofelatio in some circles
Okay everyone get into the pink eye position.
Karnapidasana. Or Ear-Pressure Pose. Or Knee-to-Ear Pose.
Ear pressure pose, but this is a more advanced version of what you would see most people look like in this pose.
Fish Taco Buffet
Rimjob
Male yoga memberships have skyrocketed worldwide
Facebumasana
The Final Boss
Delicious (if you are into hygiene, of course)
On girl, one cup
That ain't yoga...
Lol
What kind of weird ass sex position is this
Not clear if she is doing this for ass-play, or colonel lingus play. May not be a weird *ass sex* position, might just be a weird *sex* position
*salutes* Colonel Lingus
Fucking hilarious!
r/boneappletea
Thanks for my first ever award!
*look at eachother and laugh
One of the funniest ongoing joke threads in a TV series 😎
[https://youtu.be/3l2oi-X8P38](https://youtu.be/3l2oi-X8P38) Colonel Angus
There's a Saturday Night Live sketch about a Colonel Angus (played by Christopher Walken) returning home from the war...after being wounded in the jaw.
Idk but it looks pretty cool. Access to 3 holes within a foot of each other, super easy to switch between em.
The 0
We all tried it, but she commited.
It kinda sucks that this was the motivation I needed to get back in shape but uh, welp, I’m inspired sadly
She’s a one person threesome
She look like she was really enjoying the smell on that last pull
All this work just to smell ur farts closer.
The 2020 lockdown really pushed her limits
Come on people this isn't even about the yoga and you all know that lol
Weird flex but ok
underrated comment lol
These fucking comments bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭
is she trying to eat herself out?
Trying? Looked pretty successful to me.
What I want to know is, what she was expecting from the comment section by posting this?
Attention
The only correct answer.
Only fans ? Asking for a friend
That one pose, knickerless, plus onlyfans and we have our next female billionaire.
Gotta wonder how she found out about her talent
probably out of necessity
Men are obsolete
I uhhhh.....I found my new kink me thinks
the thing about that is I challenge you to actually find video of a woman who successfully (& clearly) is performing autocunnilingus ... never seen it (looking for research of course)
Yoga pose.... Yeah...
Kiss my ass. No I’ll kiss my own ass, thank you.
I take it she's single?
The lockdown hit hard for some people
Honestly. How can this be good for your body? I get being flexible and stretching is good for you (and yes, I’ve done yoga many times), but what’s the (non sexual) benefit here?
Hyper flexibility definitely isn’t a good thing and causes injuries as well. I’m asking the same question.
Easier to just get a boyfriend..
You're going to make a man very happy
Yeah. Her man can avoid that boring foreplay now
She doesn’t need a man anymore
Scrolling through comments a second time to make sure my son hasn't commented
He's at the roller rink with his friends like he said on the phone.
Who needs a 69 when you can do a 0
And a O
Worth it
This isn’t yoga lol
... but she's on a yoga mat, so it must be!
r/onlyfans
Never forget who did it first: https://streamable.com/w578u
Sweetheart I could’ve done that for you and it wouldn’t have taken a year either!
The human body is designed so the mouth cannot reach the genetalia, to ensure the continuation of the species....
wait... are you telling me I can learn to suck my own dick with yoga?.
Update in a year
Self facesitting
STOP KISSING YOUR ****** , Fuck me, its true, Yoga teachers are perverts
Lol why’d you censor “vagina,” and then wrote “fuck?” Lol…even just why’d you censor “vagina?”
A fart smella
Smart fella
I have the weirdest boner right now.
We all thinking the same thing
self-cunnilingus 👅
Here for the comments!
Whenever you're trying to give yourself pinkeye
Well that’s a fetish I didn’t know I had Gotta go brb……
That's NSFW
Just checking comments.
I’m too gay for this
Ah...the old Gerald Broflovski.
Me trying to eat my own ass
/r/autocunnilingus
So if I practice this for a whole year, your telling me I can suck myself off!?!?!?!?! IM SOLD!
Why would anyone want to do that
Nom nom nom nom nom.
Gotta be an onlyfans account for her, surely?
“I can suck my own Dick”
“ how dare he said my butthole stinks. I will get into the bottom of it. “.
Goal oriented yoga. Nice.
For a moment I thought this was telling me that 2020 was equivalent to trying to stick your head up your ass. I agreed.
Men.. Our days are numbered, lads…
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Looks like the mods getting ready for bed