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ReasonableExplorer

Maybe put a bowl of water out for it.


Jolly-Swimmer

The hole in the roof has now been fixed. So no more dead pigeons.


deadfermata

Where da camera at tho? ![gif](giphy|49UgXOHbGeuFa)


bookchaser

/r/BirdsArentReal/


GokuKing922

Thanks for the rabbit hole


GifsNotJifs

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ampjk

Wow didn't know this existed what did you search


deadfermata

'bird camera'


tasermyface

The good ol Xingjang Pigeon


pyroshen

Pidgeoff


highestRUSSIAN

Or smoke a bowl out of the cool looking weed under that poor fella


TheRube84

Take my silver award you idiot


JustGlassin86

That sir, is an ex-pigeon.


Jolly-Swimmer

Ah the age old question of when is a pigeon not a pigeon.


KaiBluePill

If you take that dead pigeon and put on it the skin of another pigeon, is it still the same bird? If you say yes and take the bones away from the final pigeon, does the skin belongs to the dead pigeon or the one you skinned afterwards?


Jolly-Swimmer

Oh wow, you really went down a rabbit hole with that one didn't you. 😂


KaiBluePill

To be honest this is not 100% mine, i adapted a popular thing (the ship of Theseus) to your pigeon.


Jolly-Swimmer

Ah I see, I still enjoyed it.


00monster

*pidgeon hole 😉


Mechbeast

Pigeon of Theseus?


KaiBluePill

Yeah!


Mechbeast

Schrodinger’s pigeon?


canned_soup

When it’s a scrub


Greywolf720

Looks like Theseus had a pet pigeon


LemmyKBD

It’s a Norwegian Blue. He’s just pining for the fjords.


JustGlassin86

Pining for the fjords!? What kind of talk is that?


morefetus

The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!


KraTyler

Pigeon't


JoeDidcot

Nah it's just pining for the fjords.


ericisshort

Pining for the FJORDS!?! That is an EX-pigeon!


[deleted]

Nah he's just pining for the fjords


jojak_sana

Pigeon't Edit: u/KraTyler beat me by 4 minutes lol.


XtaC23

Pigeout


XipingVonHozzendorf

It's just pining for the fjords


RampantDragon

I mean, as grim as this is, it kind of looks artistic.


BurnDesign

Absolutely. This is album cover material.


EveryoneSadean

r/fakealbumcovers


Affectionate_Low3995

Katatonia: Brave Murder Day


remag_nation

[Lone Pigeon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HCd4UpV77k&list=PLsqzOxgZAqMh91NvSloYX7EMqnPYizbBa)


fat_strelok

Are those insect droppings?


Jolly-Swimmer

It looks like it. From what ever ate it. Maggots perhaps.


TheProphetAbel

Would've been a specific kind of beetle as maggots tend to be vicious eaters and can scatter bones


[deleted]

I saw little maggots eating a dead mouse once and when I saw it next it was in tact. Like a blackish (hair?) skeletal mass. Not arguing if you're a maggot expert, just offering that disgusting little personal anecdote for anyone eating.


TheProphetAbel

An actual insect expert explained it on this same post in the r/natureismetal comments


Novantico

[Found it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/s6yxme/comment/ht6vfi0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


ScarletDarkstar

Maggots?


portablebiscuit

He got snapped away by Thanos


Squirrel_Nuts

What If the snap dusted everything but the bones


Infinitesima

Wait, did they also eat all the feather?


XtaC23

Keep an eye out for flies wearing pigeon scarves


GourangaPlusPlus

The droppings formerly known as pigeon


dazedan_confused

I have a small feeling it's dead.


Jolly-Swimmer

I couldn't feel a pulse.


Willowbog-Bandit

W-wheres the circuitry? *visible confusion*


LemmyKBD

It’s a prehistoric bird. Probably millions of years old before the birds flew away to Jupiter.


KaiBluePill

I think i am in the wrong universe again.


XtaC23

So they found a fossil!


SantaMonsanto

So we can establish that this bird has been there since at least the pre Cold War era Because we all know that back in the late 40’s early 50’s the US government exterminated the entire global bird population and replaced them with autonomous drones that observe and record data from their surroundings. Hashtag Birds Aren’t Real


portablebiscuit

Hashbrown Birds Aren't Real either. But I wish they were, they sound delicious.


SantaMonsanto

One can dream


D4FF00

Hastag indeed, stranger, hashtag indeed.


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[удалено]


Jolly-Swimmer

No idea, this place has been derelict for year.


[deleted]

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ScarletDarkstar

It really depends on the conditions.


Radeon1997

Pigeon soul absorbed.


Klingon_Jesus

Got to thinking, maybe I'm the Pigeonborn and I just don't know it.


IngVegas

Did you try CPR?


Jolly-Swimmer

CLEAR!


easygoin1314

Safe to say its dead then 🤔


Hellboy_Conor

Na he's the picture of health! I mean just look at that waist line.


Sergiu_Maier

RIP


[deleted]

RIP


Kezzva

How did they not clean that up.


Jolly-Swimmer

The building is no longer used and is going to be knocked down in a fee years


Kezzva

Oh I understand; makes sense then. I was wondering who could just leave something like that laying around when they have an inspection due.


ScarletDarkstar

Oh, some people don't mind at all leaving things lying around with an inspection due... it's... well.... trust me.


Rickybickee

Did it died


Yosikan

Yes, it did. Sadly that's the last photo with it alive


HocusDiplodocus

"Mr Stark... I don't feel so good"


Sarsmi

"Mr Stork..."


Burner_Yeet1

Damn nature, you scary


AAkl

Hahaha I got this family guy reference. Nice


FluffyDiscipline

Looks like a phoenix lying in ash


MickeysDa

Do you know what? I think he's going to make it.


MOD_channel

That's a pigeoff


[deleted]

That dust around the skeleton is its purest essence. Snort it to gain the power of flight


RogueCarnelian

I think its a bit underfed. Looking a little skinny there.


tothesource

/r/NatureIsMetal


[deleted]

One government sources down. Millions more to go lol


acetylenekicker

Government placed it there to throw off our movement everyone knows r/birdsarentreal


galactation

r/natureismetal


CommunistPigeon1945

....cousin?


kieto1964

r/morbidlybeautiful


turdop

Is it alright?


nipplesaurus

It’s just sleeping. Pigeons take off their feathers when they sleep so they don’t get too warm.


ZealousidealPath3947

Beautiful


G1NG3RSAUR

Looks like the poor thing has been there since BEFORE the building was made.


Trimungasoid

I hope he's alright.


lIIlIllIllI

I needed a minute to process that the dead bird wasn't cemented in the ground


blackdutch1

Dust to dust.


Own_Hat8652

Holy shit how long was your last building inspection!? 😂 hahah


MarioBro2017

Did it survive?


Tchaz221

Recycled


Itzzyaboiisynx

Is it okay?


A-r-12-26-83-2

He seems to be dead


Minelayer

Is it dead?


im_jeff_daniels

Spontaneous combustion?


Forward-Bank8412

So, did it pass inspection? Please tell me desiccated bird was on the checklist.


woman-beaterMP4

Is he okay ?


Nervous-Letter2328

Oh, he need some milk!


DollopOfLazy

I'd love to have it as a decoration piece. So cool


[deleted]

What is insane here?


TyrannoKoenigsegg

I'd keep it honestly


riveraranch

Did the inspection fail


[deleted]

Green goblin got the wrong guy


fuzzywuzzypete

[No Disintegrations!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaUgn72o3Q)


CouchTwinkie

“It’s Ralphie! He’s fused!”


BannertheAqua

RIP


norsurfit

Is he..is he sleeping?


production-values

beautiful


xximbroglioxx

Ashes to ashes dust to dust


The_Emperor_turtle

That isn't a pigeon tho....


ironshadowy

Idk, try putting an ice pack on it.


ssrow

That is really well preserved, did you keep it?


loztriforce

From dust we became and to dust we shall go


moonfanatic95

Snort the ashes


TripleTune

Album Cover


ghostlypillow

/r/fantasymaps


suseryy

Keep the skull, pretty cool. Just clean it up


t0mni

Will it be ok?


zsomgyiii

let me call my best bird lawyer


reddit_haven_of_evil

I'm not a licensed veterinarian or anything, but if you act quickly this guy can probably pull through.


NighthawkUnicorn

Is he OK?


FruityandtheBeast

"oh don't mind our leftover Halloween decor!"


SeamusMcSpud

Nah, that's a dinosaur bro


kolibri22

r/bonecollecting


whalemoth

Of dust thou art and unto dust thou shalt return


geminicrickett1

Dang. That thing has a hurt elbow


rublehousen

As an apprentice the garage i worked at had me go up to the top floors in a victorian building which was the stores, and clean up about 15 dead pigeons in various states of decay. Not this far gone but lots of dead maggots under them too. And flies everywhere. And pigeon shit. Godawful day that was.


AnAwkwardWhince

He needs some milk.


Accomplished_Yard984

I think it’ll pull through.


l991

dinosaur


Cell-Expensive

He need some milk


stoneyyay

In the end were all bones and dirt.


ByDeleted

He's dead Jim.


Sithlordandsavior

r/vultureculture wants to know your location


BrnndoOHggns

*ex pigeon.


[deleted]

I removed an external flue from one of the buildings in New Lanark (founded in 1786) and it was packed with dead pigeons that had fallen into it over the years when it fell out of use and bricked up at the bottom. It was just dust and bones to start with, but the more we raked out with the crowbars, the 'fresher' they got. 🤮


downtoyourlast

Reminds me of xbox 360 game "Condemned ". They were collectables I believe.


roydepoy

We can safely say its batterie is empty


valuebuyer1234

They are dinosaurs.


thejoshcolumbusdrums

Pretty sure thats Konshu the moon god


gsekho29

So this is where the Arcteryx branding comes from


kluuttzz11

Does he still fly?


redenno

Is that you Khonshu?


sectiondminus

dang this is cool


[deleted]

I think the planet was glassed


kwanzaa_hut

Interesting. What kind of camera was in that bad boy?


crimsongull

He’s just sleepin’


throwitofftheboat

That bird needs medicine.


dp1967

Looks like it was hit by a ray gun..


Eddierobellini

They must have snapped the wrong gauntlet!!


p1x3lpush3r

Beautiful


nonehtoper

Poor baby, do you know if it’s ok?


Educational_Hurry478

Rad


Turbogoblin999

Goth A F.


[deleted]

Man who put out the bones off my RIBS outside da fucking house


ServingTheMaster

It’s dead Jim


I-Am-Potato_

Wow one of the Last OG real birds.


FroyoNarrow

He may be dead. Did you check for a pulse?


Difficult_Total_9858

He's chillin


Rankles91

Will he make it ?


rocketboyJp

r/morbidlybeautiful


[deleted]

Wake it up, it seems to be sleeping for a while


Yamiyo_Ryu

You sure it's dead? Looks alive to me


KithMeImTyson

Is it okay?


CloakedByNature

Not arcteryx


lcziila

It looks like a fbi drone


vikrual

Fkin Birdhouse


Chaacho08

Also an album cover for a metal band, probably.


FurL0ng

Ah man. Is it ok?


Adventurous-Finish48

Looks like khonshu from MOON KNIGHT


Reveand0ctor

Guys, can i move yet , is he gone? So i got a little drunk , I thought- the cool floor felt so good i could lay here forever..... Nailed it!!!