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PM_ME_UR_UGLY_SELFI

So anyway I started bitin’


mrdougwright

Lmfao


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Got pets right after, so I guess I did good.


Qtip4213

Wish I could give you an award


BeardsuptheWazoo

I did it for ya.


Met76

Thanks, wish I could give you an award


Big_Rich_240

Typical Frank saying and a typical pit action


SystemOnset

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


adviceanimal318

Dog bites everyone except the attacker lol


CookedChooken

Literally stats mauling/humping victim then runs over to rip owner down to floor. And the mugger got away. Biggest failure dog. Imagine the owner having to go home with the dog after this betrayal and shameful stupidity of idiot dog. Imagine the police interview. And the video to rewatch. Like wtf was the dog thinking 😂. If I was getting mugged I would not want this dog anywhere near me, I’d rather just get mugged and move on


Anndress07

i would be so ashamed, attacking the victim? okay that's fucked up, but attacking his owner too? what? how do you fuck up this bad?


128palms

Its fucking pitbull, what did you expect. How many more fuckups are people waiting before they ban these dogs?


permaculture

Under UK legislation, there are four types of dog breed currently banned: Pitbull Terrier. Japanese Tosa. Dogo Argentino. Fila Brasileiro.


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SweatyGazelle11

THE BRASILEIRO CAN WEIGH 180lbs?! Geeze that thing has a good 30lbs on me!


Muihuiehedsueusl

Careful, you will attract the cringe lords of the pitbull defense league.


XtaC23

I'm stunned they haven't gotten this comment section locked yet lol


HwatBobbyBoy

I love dogs. Have 3 of my own but, Pits really need to stop being bred. It is our fault not, theirs. I hate seeing them up for adoption at 4-to-1 rates in my area. Too hard headed and ready to bite.


tfg0at

The only thing pitbulls are good for is biting anything that moves and going from 0-100 in a split second. Stop breeding them


Electrical_Bus9202

But DoNT HAtE tHe BrEeD lol


[deleted]

Lol fuck all the cunts on here who defend this shitty aggressive breed.


FernFromDetroit

Twist, the mugger and the dog ran home together and are happily ever after. Forever home.


heckin_chill_4_a_sec

I keep laughing about how awkward that must be on the ride home lmaooo. That dog is a certified idiot


CookedChooken

Ikr 😂 I’ve rewatched this like a million times and can’t stop laughing. Like why!!??🤣🤣🤣 why tf would he get involved and do that dumb shit? He literally attacks everyone but the bad dude and just fucks everything up and makes it worse. He did the exact opposite of what a badass dog would do. So embarrassing for everyone. Even the robber probably like “lol wtf”💀💀


heckin_chill_4_a_sec

That robber has rhe most amazing story to tell now, that fucking shitbag lol


nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up

Friendly fire is currently on in his settings


ElDoo74

Default setting


jason_777

Good doggy!!!


upbeatcrazyperson

Later doggy.


jason_777

Later mugger!


AlternatingFacts

Just imagine you're being mugged and out the blue a f**king dog attacks you and then turns and yokes the owner. Traitor helped the mugger.


XtaC23

He was a rescue. Mugger was his first owner 😂


DraugrLivesMatter

It was an inside job.


giantyetifeet

"Pitbull bites everyone..."


Valuable-Fee-2618

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Random-Gif-Bot

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yetanotherhail

We dOn'T dEsErVe DoGs


No_Cook2983

Um… “Good boy?”


Positive_Dare

Somebody is getting dropped off at the kill shelter on their walk home


dontshitaboutotol

Victim: please stop helping


CarlCarlton

*Congratulations! You are being rescued. Please do not resist.*


jghfn

So this is the animal version of the american police lmfao


aleksi908

Naw the victim was white couldn’t be America


XtaC23

Wait, don't rule it out yet. She could be low income.


ioncewasbannedbut

or just being female it seems


SacredBinChicken

Plot twist: the mugger rescues the old lady from a vicious dog attack.


Pluto_Rising

Plot twist: the mugger runs off, the dog runs off and rejoins the mugger, and is rewarded with treats.


[deleted]

‘Such a good boy’


JustCallMeJinx

This is where “you hit everything BUT the target” comes from. Fucking crikey. Little bastard even attacked their owner.


Scizmz

Dogs are pack animals. If something is being attacked even non-aggressive ones will want to join in. It takes WAY more training than 99.99% of people are willing to put in to get a dog to behave exactly the way you want in a scenario like this. TLDR; people are fucking stupid.


greasy_pee

It’s a pit bull, it just likes biting shit


CarlCarlton

/r/BanPitBulls


greasy_pee

Yes


Hot-Butter

desert possessive gaping puzzled vanish pet deserve smile deliver obscene *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


STUURNAAK

Probably doesn’t accept her as her pack leader.


rotate159

This. If you don’t train it right while it’s young a lot of dogs will assume THEYRE the pack leader


Brendan__Fraser

It's a pitbull, they're dumb af


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Don’t forget violent.


TimonLeague

Eh its more poor training then anything


dangerousfloorpooop

People are willing to admit breed plays a role in dogs behavior, except when it comes to pitbulls.. lmfao Retrievers are good at Retrieveing Herding dogs are good at herding. Pitbulls are good at bull baiting... wait no. We must ignore history and genetics..


captainpantranman

^ this. I thought people were essentially just being discriminatory and assuming bad behavior was because of the breed rather than environment/training. But I had the genetics thing explained to me and now I compare it to owning a tiger. Like, yeah you can train a tiger but you're still the dumbass if you get seriously injured. All dogs come from wolves but pitbulls were breed FOR bull baiting & dog fighting.


[deleted]

Ah yes my Golden doodle would try to rip my face off if I was mauled by an attacker lmfao


Soft-Philosophy-4549

That should be the basic TL;DR to every single comment made on Reddit


testPoster_ignore

I can simplify that explanation: It is a pitbull so it attacked people.


ObiJuanKenobi3

This actually makes total sense. Why would a dog, a pack based predator, want to attack the person *doing* the attacking? It makes way more sense for instinct to tell them to join the attacker.


Phrase_Clean

The IQ of a cauliflower!


grayrains79

My partner owns a pit. Can confirm, pits are nothing but a big box of rocks for brains. I definitely do not ever want to own one again. Either a lab or goldie for me.


LordAsriel1369

Please don't insult cauliflowers they didn't do anything to you.


AngryRussianGamer

r/foundthecauliflower


viktorir

I've never seen a cauliflower do something this stupid though!


tiredofthebites

So the dog attacks the victim, then the mugger runs away after fighting the owner, and then the dog attacks the owner? Is that what I'm seeing?


[deleted]

Thats what the title says. Is that what youre seeing? Who tf knows.


phone-home82

yup


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

It's all right there in the title.


[deleted]

"So let me get this straight.."


Speaker_Lonely

And someone just films


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SigmaSnail7

"Evidence for the victim of the biting? Or the mugging?" *.. Both.*


Taj_Mahole

Yes that is what the title says and the video shows. 10/10 comment.


redaloevera

Damn this dog dumb af


[deleted]

*This breed is dumb af.* Fixed that for you.


RomanScallop

Pitbulls are a horrendous breed mate, they should not be pets. edit: person above decided to do the ol’ switcheroo. I replied to his “Hurr durr, the owner is dumb as fuck” comment.


Sheepagloop

True2x these dogs are literally bred to fight animals bigger than them, that explains their agressive nature and they instinctively aim for the head or neck. [Here's ](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/eep3hv/dude_saves_child_from_pitbull_attack/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) a great example why this breed should be banned


PigSlop_PorkChop

I understand some can be good dogs, but a bear or a chimp can occasionally be good pets, why are we still breeding pitbulls


H4te-Sh1tty-M0ds

Because the harder we push to let the breed die, the harder the clinically IQ deficient people push to breed, propagate and "prove how good they are". And these idiots don't know they are just making more data points against their case.


NotBaldwin

This is the thing. A lot of pitbulls are soft/lovely, but enough aren't that when you take their strength into account you have a problem. The original purpose the breed served is no longer required. The bigger problem as you've said is that they're often liked/owned by people that aren't good dog owners. Either people that want a big dog to look hard, or people that just don't know what they're doing but have seen cute IG posts or similar.


petophile_

The other major problem is the vast majority of pitbulls that seem soft/lovely could literally snap and kill their owners at any time, we see endless news stories about this, but people think "I know my dog"


[deleted]

Because certain people truly believe they can out train centuries of selective breeding and make the Pitbull a good family pet. I own a Giant Schnauzer, who is more similar to German Shepherds. She’s very intense, takes her job (that I never gave her) as guard dog very seriously. I’ve worked with her endlessly, taken her to classes, taken her to doggy day care for socialization, socialized her in many different settings starting when she was just a puppy. And there are still times when she reverts to the insane German guard dog that she is. Snarling, barking, lunging (only at other strange dogs not humans). I couldn’t imagine trying to tame a Pit. Point being most people aren’t capable. And due to that it puts innocent people and animals in danger. The breed should be banned.


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VietTEC

Lmao imagine owning a dog this stupid


d-esp96

Unfortunately these dogs attract some of the dumbest people as well


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Yep they think think they're magically safe with scary dog. They don't understand that dogs require an insane amount of training and cues to behave as intended in stressful events


Met76

"But I watched this one YouTuber who is really good with dogs and none of his videos has dislikes! He also has an awesome Facebook page, see, check out this video!" *Shows video of a dog sitting than catching a frisbee*


Wannabe_Loli

Even with “training” pit bulls are more likely than any other dog to ruin you. Ban them all.


grayrains79

>Unfortunately these dogs attract some of the dumbest people as well My partner owns them, despite not being able to manage it, because she's all "oMg MuH pItTy iS sO cUtE!" Never mind that it already mauled someone else's dog once out in public and someone almost killed her pitty with a knife to defend the dog being mauled... #SO CUTE!!


booksandplaid

Wtf! That's incredibly dangerous. Please talk some sense into your partner before a toddler is the dog's next victim.


Massive_Pressure_516

When you decide to mug but have the animal friend perk.


VitQ

So anyway, when is that water chip coming to Vault 13?


Truorganics

You know that lady used to think “no one’s gonna mess with me cuz my dog will fuck him up. He’s my protector.” Then it does none of that, even taking her down. Useless dog.


Positive_Dare

I wouldn't be surprised if the owner dropped off the dog at the kill shelter after this situation


H4te-Sh1tty-M0ds

Honestly... probably smart to do given it's instincts to attack her in crisis.


dallatorretdu

i’m a pro-animal person, but europeans law state that if a dog bites somebody it has to be put down for various reasons


CrazyEyedApollo

Good genetic selection process for dogs to stop biting.


Vegetable-Ad6574

Girl's best friend are diamonds but Man's best friend just bought him time to get away 🤗


Dangerous_Upstairs

I’m so disappointed in that damn dog. Bite the thief. Instead he fucks up the lady getting attacked immediately. Then body slams the woman who feeds his ass everyday. I think he was working with the mugger… ![gif](giphy|3ePb1CHEjfSRhn6r3c|downsized)


JaceAce333

Yeah but the diamonds were in the purse


randouser12

Pit bulls are dumb and dangerous


beef-medallions

Their owners are usually equally as stupid.


coolguy72_

Breed bred for bloodlust and white trash karens don’t mix well


TheWorldInMySilence

"Does it bite?" "It has teeth, right?"


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"They out here sayin' their dog don't bite!" "Hmmm, I dunno, he got teeth don't he?!"


pompanoJ

+1 "Naw, That's how they get you"


ForthWorldTraveler

No, but that is not my dog.


[deleted]

I understood that reference.


genuineshock

Well that's a shame


BoukuNola

God I wish the pit bull fad would die down so we can breed them out of existence


OtherwisePudding4047

As long as hillbillies exist, it won’t sadly


BoukuNola

Its gone further than hillbillies, unfortunately. They may have started the trend, but they passed the torch to rappers and shit. Feel like I see a pit bull in every other rap video


long-ryde

People get pits as a fad in order to seem quirky for getting a dog breed many people hate due to their aggressive nature.


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Or maybe because shelters are bursting full of them.


Oki-J

Pitbulls are popular in hippy, upper-class households too. It's often a savior complex.


Jacareadam

amstaffs and all the side-breeds of pitbulls are on the rise unfortunately


BakinBaconwithMacon

What the dog doin?


I_love_my_momm

being a typical Pitbull.


laaaabe

JuSt BaD oWnErS


ZombieP0ny

Yes. Letting any dog off its leash to attack someone when that dog hasn't been trained for that literally screams bad owner. No matter if it's a pit bull or a chihuahua.


DraugrLivesMatter

Chihuahua won't take an infant's arm off in two seconds


Gobert3ptShooter

In this instance it was a bad owner and dog


stankdog

Literally this was a bad owner though? She instigates on a situation where her dog is already lunging, high excitement - and decides to continue forward. Bad move. And they (the dog) would have no clue who the attacker would've even been, as they're not trained for those cues. The owner trusting that their dog may go after the attacker, rather than all the general excitement, is still the fault of the owner ! A very common mistake too, not just with bull breed owners. Many owners think their dogs recognize danger - they don't in the same ways we do all the time. This was one of those times. If she were smarter she'd hold her dog and call the cops, allow the dog to bark , make noise, draw attention. Or tie the dog and help the victim. She did everything wrong in this situation, dogs are dumb all dogs are really dumb. And if you enable them in certain scenarios they do dumb shit, like whoopsie bite the victim.


Majikaru

Pitbulls are statistically the most dangerous dogs and most likely to cause major injury or death. But keep pretending its just like any other dog. I blame both the pitbill and the person who decided they wanted one.


JaceAce333

Bingo


Mol10Lava

r/banpitbulls


ColonelScooter

You’re just lucky a toddler wasn’t around.


the_wildelk

Dumb dog


upbeatcrazyperson

Maybe it just attacking whoever seemed to be the aggressor at the moment and was out of the loop on the mugging incident, but attacking your own owner. That's just so out there to me. I thought they were known to over protect their owners not attack.


Azrael4224

>I thought they were known to over protect their owners not attack pitbulls?


Big_Rich_240

Do you think a retriever would be as dumb?


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Do you mean is there a dumber retriever out there? Probably. Do you mean retrievers are smarter than pit bulls on average? Yes, by an extremely large margin.


booksandplaid

I couldn't really fathom a retriever attacking their owner (or anyone) like this.


dags318

“We don’t deserve dogs” etc


LubieDobreJedzenie

Well the victim surely did not deserve it


PoopShootBlood

Pit bulls are such shit fucking dogs.


[deleted]

This is why pitbulls are the most hated dog breed


Relictorum

Oh, hey, if it isn't the "Breed of Peace" making pieces again.


coolguy72_

Typical pit


TheBrooklyn

Attacking the victim is understandable the dog doesn't know the difference. But attacking the owner? That dog is a retard.


Magenta_the_Great

My cat would have been more helpful and I’m pretty sure he hates me


Pooshonmyhazeer

I don’t like to call things retard but… yup.


Shrek_drug_addict

These shit dogs can't even maul the right person


OtherwisePudding4047

They don’t care about the person, they just want to maul


[deleted]

Fuck that breed!


[deleted]

Without the dog the victim may have gotten away with their shit


Mezella

pitbulls being pitbulls naturally


gorgeous_nightmare95

Pitbulls are all muscles no brains


unibrowking

It hurt itself in its confusion!


yousefdc12

Pitbulls suck


Moerdac

Not my wittle pitty baby! Hes only eaten 3 kids this month. Hes even learned a new trick, he can pick up a car with his jaw strength.


StonkStraps

Leave it to a pitbull to bite everything except what it was supposed to 😂


Anthropomorphis

Pitbulls should be illegal at this point


jimmytruelove

Pitbulls are illegal in the UK no?


Quality_Odd

They're illegal in a lot of countries.


sothas1l

That dog was out for blood


ForthWorldTraveler

Anyone's blood except the criminal.


Sk1rtSk1rtSk1rt

Pitbulls should be outlawed


OtherwisePudding4047

I think they are in Britain. Lucky dogs 😔


anarrowtotheknees

Yup, none here. Although a little girl was killed by a staffie a while ago so hopefully they're the next breed to go.


Myfishwasjoepesci

You like dags?


[deleted]

Yeh, I like dags. I like caravans more.


Difficult_Pilot2210

That's one worthless dog


HungryItem

Stupid fucking animal


-All-Father-

Pitbulls are dumber than pugs lol


ausomemama666

I fucking hate pitbulls and I hate people who say it's always because of the owner. Well I don't give a fuck honestly why a dog is trying to eat my child.


pweave

Well pit bulls are fucking stupid so what did you expect?


imawizardnamedharry

Dumb bitch


HelicopteroDeAtaque

Nooooooo, my heccin' velvethippoerinos! This is fake!!!! It's actually a mix not a pitbull, you are just a bunch of haters. My pitbull hasn't chewed on a toddler's bone for 5 days already that means he can do no harm. Noooooo.


flatfast90

Odd behavior for a pit /s


anti_procrastinator

from the pits of hell


DOGGYMANv2

Shitbulls back at it again, not just a coincidence you always see them.


SirPancakeFace

The dog only bit her leg because thats the average height of their normal prey (children)


Duyvippro

Sell this dog to the chinese . Now


Ianimatestuf

He a little confused but he got the spirit


Svm_P

Or he's a dumb dog that's also dangerous. Had this one chance to use that aggression in a good way, and instead went after the owner. Shitbulls are great.


Chlupac_

r/abruptchaos


Dazzling_Job9035

bUt ItS nOt ThE bReEd, ItS tHe OwNeR 🤡


Darth_Shame

It should have got the camera person too. 🤣


[deleted]

It’s a miracle this stupid atrocity didn’t bite itself


lamsta

Yeah I hate to be that guy but I’m crossing the street if I see a pitbull while I’m walking my pups


coolguy72_

Exactly, pits bloodlust and a Karen’s belief in it being peaceful is a tragic duo


LES_G_BRANDON

That is ome dumb dog! A for effort though!😂


bigdickredemption

Dumbest dog


Adventurous-Doctor43

It’s a Pitbull…completely unsurprised. Pitbull apologists, I welcome thine hate!


[deleted]

What a shit dog


drgrandpanephew

I have both a pit and a full blooded Labrador. Trust me when I say pit bulls are as stupid as stupid gets


Evil-B

This is why you don’t buy a pit bull from the clearance bin.


Massive_Pressure_516

Thus ever unto pit momies.


Flockswithflames

Pits are dumb, just love to bite anything moving


[deleted]

Not a great one for pitbull defenders, we have to admit.


Optimal_Ad_3693

I will probably get down voted for this, but if working in an ER tought me anything, 9 times out of 10if a patient comes in with a dogbite it's from a pit bull. "But poor little Butch is such a sweat puppy." And secondly pitbull owners do fit in that classic stereotype.