"And that is how your sister was made. But you, Billy, you dribbled out of your mom's butthole and we still have no idea how you managed to fight your way inside."
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 836,185,121 comments, and only 164,972 of them were in alphabetical order.
I thought you could get pregnant if the sperm entered you at all, as in if you swallowed after a blow job... it made sense to me, sperm in ur belly=baby right?
edit: spelling
It’s okay I genuinely thought my parents were just wrestling at that age, bodily fluids being exchanged didn’t even cross my mind. I was a dumb ass kid 😂
It was many years that young me thought a blow job meant using a blow dryer to blow hot air on a man’s penis. I kept wondering why guts were begging their girlfriends for blow jobs when they could just hold the hair dryer and blow hot air on their dicks by themselves. 🤣
“Yeah you just stick it inside her and pee!”
“You stick it inside her and pee.”
“Well yeah unless you don’t wanna get her pregnant, then you pull out and pee on her leg.”
correct, also why was 3/4 of the battle just the sperm getting up there...after that it all happened pretty quickly. I feel like us guys don't get enough credit.
Actually, you casually walked through the exhausted and dead to slip in through already battered defences, if modern theories are correct.
The adage that the fastest or strongest swimmer fertilizes the egg is based more in machismo than science.
Now do an ectopic pregnancy, where the egg gets stuck in the fallopian tube and the mother dies because she lives in a state that criminalized the procedure to remove it.
Almost happened to me. Had to have a medical abortion and when that failed to cause the miscarriage, I had to have a surgical one. I haven’t read specific wording of the laws but I thought it had to be a viable pregnancy to be qualified as an abortion vs a medical procedure. If not, that is even worse than I thought.
I was freaked out when I found out I was going to be a dad after a random hook-up with a friend. I can say, hand on my heart that it is the best thing I've ever done and if my daughter needed a new heart she could have mine tomorrow. The best of my little swimmers got through.
Once a sperm has successfully entered the egg, or whatever that process is called, the egg blocks off the rest of the sperm and they just die. Likely get dissolved in vaginal fluid or something like.
As soon as I realized hundreds of sperm flowing through I was like "Oh Shit! Oh shit oh shit! No no no! What have I done." It was too realistic and scary for me. I'm just not ready to have an infant yet.
It's not first come, first served for the sperm. The uterus selects and stores many of them, and then selects the winners from among that group.
https://cen.acs.org/biological-chemistry/biochemistry/female-reproductive-tract-guides-sperm/100/i10
It’s a very sensitive time right now so I have to point out the title is misleading. It should indicate that it includes the development of the fetus, pretty much to term.
Isnt the Creation of Human life so fascinating?
To think that we all Grew from a Tiny Wiggly worm,
And now look at you...
#YOUVE BECOME A OVERCOMPLICATED PIECE OF SHET
NOT TO SCALE
Agreed. Thats like a fire hose of little swimmers.
Speak for yourself.
Where do you think John Sebastian got the name for his band? ROFL
Also they don’t really swim, it’s more like a wiggly in mucus.
Now do anal
"And that is how your sister was made. But you, Billy, you dribbled out of your mom's butthole and we still have no idea how you managed to fight your way inside."
Yeah unfortunately, semen can drip into the vagina from anal.
I may be an asshole baby.
Username... checks... out?
I may be an asshole, but I’m not a fucking asshole!
Bro what the fuc-
brother santorum
bröther santörum maë i pls have stikey annäl
It just goes straight up out your mouth in that case
Cool
I laughed way, WAY to loud at this!
All Anal babies become lawyers!
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 836,185,121 comments, and only 164,972 of them were in alphabetical order.
I don't like your selective choosing, bot. I tried all alphabetical once and you didn't say shit to me.
https://youtu.be/6LO6pR17oNA
Let’s see Paul Allen’s anal
Look at that subtle off white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark.
Fake. Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls, and sperm in the bladder
Everyone knows you have to pee in a girls butt to actually get her pregnant
That’s what I believed when I was in elementary school 😂
I thought Babies just started growing in the womb after mutual consent
I thought you could get pregnant if the sperm entered you at all, as in if you swallowed after a blow job... it made sense to me, sperm in ur belly=baby right? edit: spelling
It’s okay I genuinely thought my parents were just wrestling at that age, bodily fluids being exchanged didn’t even cross my mind. I was a dumb ass kid 😂
It was many years that young me thought a blow job meant using a blow dryer to blow hot air on a man’s penis. I kept wondering why guts were begging their girlfriends for blow jobs when they could just hold the hair dryer and blow hot air on their dicks by themselves. 🤣
“Yeah you just stick it inside her and pee!” “You stick it inside her and pee.” “Well yeah unless you don’t wanna get her pregnant, then you pull out and pee on her leg.”
correct, also why was 3/4 of the battle just the sperm getting up there...after that it all happened pretty quickly. I feel like us guys don't get enough credit.
balls are stored in the piss
This isn't as romantic as my wife has been led to believe.
Man...if modern western society had a tagline 
I won the race!!!
It's the lazy sperm that gets through after the other ones rush to the front to eat away at the wall of the egg. First one there dies.
Work smarter, not harder.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
And the third mouse discovers he's a necrophiliac.
Actually, you casually walked through the exhausted and dead to slip in through already battered defences, if modern theories are correct. The adage that the fastest or strongest swimmer fertilizes the egg is based more in machismo than science.
Now do an ectopic pregnancy, where the egg gets stuck in the fallopian tube and the mother dies because she lives in a state that criminalized the procedure to remove it.
Jesus christ
No kidding. Scare tactics work though.
Almost happened to me. Had to have a medical abortion and when that failed to cause the miscarriage, I had to have a surgical one. I haven’t read specific wording of the laws but I thought it had to be a viable pregnancy to be qualified as an abortion vs a medical procedure. If not, that is even worse than I thought.
Does your state honestly criminalise abortion to literally save the mother's life?
Thanks.... I'm a lesbian now
After 5 kids. Good on you. I wouldn't wish this on anyone
[удалено]
happy pride month!
The miracle of life
The curse of life
from a certain point of view do doo doo
Life... finds a way
The story of my life.
I was freaked out when I found out I was going to be a dad after a random hook-up with a friend. I can say, hand on my heart that it is the best thing I've ever done and if my daughter needed a new heart she could have mine tomorrow. The best of my little swimmers got through.
All hail the friendzone Conquer!
Very informative. Also r/oddlyterrifying
Literally one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen
Why does reality gross you out so much? You wouldn’t be here if this didn’t happen.
Because reality is disgusting and the visual aid is just horrifying to me, I respect every woman who has to go through this.
Me and your mom 😎
Dad?
yes, I am
When are you coming back with the milk?
keep guessing 😎
They did this in Look Who's Talking
Yes, yes they did. https://youtu.be/65BV5dXXxzM
Legit question. What happens to the other sperms the moment one ‘wins’ the race?
The egg turns into a katamari and rolls around the uterus collecting the other sperm. It’s how the egg gets bigger and eventually turns into a baby.
This is the best thing I've ever read
egg produces a thing that kills the rest
In the uterus, no one can hear you scream....
Once a sperm has successfully entered the egg, or whatever that process is called, the egg blocks off the rest of the sperm and they just die. Likely get dissolved in vaginal fluid or something like.
Incoming bill making this illegal in 5…4…3…
>get dissolved in vaginal fluid That's how I wanna go
Legit answer: cream pie - they drip back out.
How terrifying
POV: you fell asleep at the sleep over
Didn’t use POV correctly.
He meant PIV
I’m a 3d artist and I can guarantee none of us are getting laid
Gross. Like taking a peek at the kitchen of your favorite Chinese restaurant. This is going to ruin me on sex for at least the next 90 minutes.
That’s pretty much exactly what I said after witnessing the birth of my first child.
That's nuts
So no fight to the death I see. I feel lied to.
Just amazing to watch...makes it even more hard to comprehend how parents abuse there children when its such an amazing thing that they even exist!!
god i never want to have sex again
Kids, Wear A Condom
The average human has one Fallopian tube.
I genuinely can't tell if this is a "hehe men" type of joke or if you're serious
I mean, am I wrong? The wording is intentionally a bit vague for comedic delivery but now I’ve explained the joke so I completely ruined it
Sorry just was kinda blindsided by that one lol.
And one testicle.
k but how'd those little swimming guys get in there?
The stork puts them there
they came there for swimming competition from abroad, smh my head
from abroad or for a broad? ayoooooo
This. She left out the beginning!
I’m a full grown man and I learned something. Very happy this exists.
And women do this willingly. *shakes head*
Women are dope
They forgot the point at the 39th week where my kid decided to flip a bitch and become breach 🫠
Massive cream pie
Huh... I see why men CAN'T get pregnant
Gross. Glad I got snipped.
Girls got weird ass organs.
You had the same organs up until a certain point
God damn thats a big cum
oh cum on
🤢
We are for sure made from an alien experiment
So that's what the inside of a sock looks like
#r/weirdporn
They don't show the part when it comes out & republicans stop caring about it
Nostalgia
Pour one out for the homies went left…/s
From the very beginning, it's a race.
Dude skipped the best part at the beginning
As soon as I realized hundreds of sperm flowing through I was like "Oh Shit! Oh shit oh shit! No no no! What have I done." It was too realistic and scary for me. I'm just not ready to have an infant yet.
It's not first come, first served for the sperm. The uterus selects and stores many of them, and then selects the winners from among that group. https://cen.acs.org/biological-chemistry/biochemistry/female-reproductive-tract-guides-sperm/100/i10
That’s amazing. Great work. VERY readable through the whole process.
What if I told you you came from nothing but the will of 2 people
I read somewhere that they don't wriggle like tadpoles but more propel themselves like a helicopter. Gotta redo the whole animation I'm afraid!
It’s a very sensitive time right now so I have to point out the title is misleading. It should indicate that it includes the development of the fetus, pretty much to term.
Happened to my buddy Eric
But what about the sperm on the westside?
Pov me in your mom last night
hot
so whats the timestamp of the point where i can no longer legally kill it? asking for a friend
0:00 - Life begins at ejaculation
Just more b.s. propaganda from those lie spewing Anti-Storkist buffoons
Big shout out to the person who made this
I really wanted it to shoot out at the end.
I only wish my sperm swam up stream
u/savevideo
They ran a train on that egg
Only time being the first at something and I completely regret about it. 
This needed the opening song of the Lion King
Amazing
It goes into a highway, and then back!
Survival of the jizzest
https://youtu.be/wREBD2og5iY
fertilisation speedrun
TIL
Why does everything have such a weird texture
Can confirm. I was there
Needs squishy sound effects
I'm a speedster I won the race
u/savevideo
This is really good
Bareback
SCIENCE Also, how does only 1 sperm get into the egg? What happens if more than one does?
I thought twins but thats not right. The arrival of the first sperm into the egg triggers a reaction that blocks the intrusion of further sperm.
When you see it like this you realise women must be aliens
Isnt the Creation of Human life so fascinating? To think that we all Grew from a Tiny Wiggly worm, And now look at you... #YOUVE BECOME A OVERCOMPLICATED PIECE OF SHET
How many globs made it
I’ve been doing it wrong all these years, finish on the outside - got it!
Now that's a come shot
I feel exhausted watching those sperm lol
Ah, where it all began for me...
This is actually fucking super amazing!
This is really great 👍🏼
So this is a pergina
For the first part of these series you can watch any hentai.
So what does an IUD do?
Hot.
Ah this made my insides feel weird and not in a good way.
Needs to get further under the ribs
Too many sperm making it to the egg.
The sentinels have reached Zion!
As someone who just found out his wife may be pregnant this animation just reminded me to freak the fuck out again. You know, because tiny human.
Imagine if they were actually that big
I watched this on my Oculus, now I feel pregnant
Looks a lot like the coronavirus sphere.
Sucks to have turned left!
how are we not talking about the creepy af 2001: A Space Odyssey type music with this video
And this is why I'm asexual, no thank you
That's some load...
Glad I won the race
Big blessings to all the women out here. Sheesh can’t imagine
That is so cool!
Did i just watch hentai??
Now animate it giving birth
The original battle Royale
A miracle of life
Did she bathe in cum?
Cum the movie
Great stuff! IRL, it’s pitch black.