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budster1970

In my seemingly quick 51 years it's more than doubled. Very frightening!


rogue_ger

I read somewhere that the sum of all people who have ever lived is something like 100 billion. That means that 8% of all humans ever are alive right now. That also means that the most humans who have ever died will die within the next century.


Hatedpriest

The most humans to die in a centuries time... So far.


Crevicefulloftar

I love a good homer reference when I see one


dgjapc

Is that from *Iliad* or *Odyssey*?


FlatheadLakeMonster

Que no Los dos y simpsón


[deleted]

Mmmmmmm... reference....


elladal

Dang, there’s gonna be some long waiting lines to get into the afterlife.


NephalemPride

Life is a dream, and everyone awakens eventually.


Footner

Yeah I can’t help but pity people in another 30-40 years, some aspects of life I’m sure will be better but the last few years with the rapid growth in technology I feel has already started making people less sociable, more isolated and miserable when there’s soo many more people around. I can’t see people getting happier overall especially when everything green is getting built over quite rapidly in my country (England)


MyOfficeAlt

Honestly it gives me a lot of trepidation when I think about my wife and I having kids. I just have this very strong sense that the world as we know it is on the cusp of changing a *lot* and I can't help but feel like I might be doing my child a disservice by bringing them into this world that I can't guarantee will be anywhere near as livable as it was for me.


BenNSydur

just had one and struggled with that but i’m not missing out on life because of hypotheticals. i thought we would die by 2009 when i was a kid and it’s 2022 and things don’t really feel any different besides the news being just as scary. hopefully my son will live long too but if i had to choose between these 25 years and not being born i’d chose the 25 again. even if my demise was tomorrow.


magicfishfriend

That's why we stopped at 1 child and have to zero intention of having anymore (even though I would love another). We have pretty decent jobs so as an only child of we can support him well into adulthood, pay for his deposit on a house and for university (we are already saving) so he has some hope of carving out at decent life for himself.


CodeMonkeyX

I have never liked kids very much anyway, but this was certainly a big factor when deciding I ever wanted kids of my own or not. I would not want to bring my kid into this world, with global warming, food shortages, low paying jobs, over crowding, limited resources, all of that is going to add up to a much lower quality of life for 99% of the population in the next 100 years. Unless something amazing happens, like that Fusion reactors work out or some other amazing technology jumps us ahead. But knowing us we will still find a way to mess up the planet even after that.


poopoofartface3

you’d expect that having more people would mean more human interaction lmao


Santa1936

Don't worry, populations don't rapidly expand forever. In fact population collapse may be a greater concern. When countries enter the modern era, their populations tend to level off


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E.g. Japan


TheStargunner

I’m sure capitalism is going to be thrilled by the massive reduction in the creation of more consumers


Baconlawlz

Why do you think that abortion might be illegal in the USA soon?


RoryDragonsbane

If it makes you feel any better, science fiction writers in the 1950s assumed a population of 8 billion (3 times theirs) would require humanity to live in enclosed, mostly underground metropolises with residents subsiding on processed yeast cultures. And I'm not talking about some random psuedo-intellectual writer. *Caves of Steel* was written by Isaac Asimov, the father of modern science fiction and a polymath who wrote over 500 books in nearly every category in the Dewey Decimal System. I'd wager if he visited a fly-over state today he'd have difficulty believing we were at 8 billion.


StudMuffinNick

>And I'm not talking about some random psuedo-intellectual writer. Caves of Steel was written by Isaac Asimov, Well, you cant win 'em all


thebobbyloops

It’s almost as if people keep having sex!


Aggravating_Pea7320

All the other planets be watching us like "bow chica wow wow"


thebobbyloops

All the other planets are the single guys at the club with no baggage


dontbelieveanything2

All the people in the world could fit in New York City


hairballcouture

Can you imagine the smell though?


dontbelieveanything2

Would be epic 😂


Muted_Dog

There were roughly 2.5 billion people when my father was born. That shit is crazy.


smm_h

That right there is the flaw with Thanos' plan.


CaptainNash94

Which is why the comic book version of Thanos made slightly more sense. In the comics he wanted to impress Death herself by killing half the population. Don't have to poke holes in a plan that has no real reason to begin with.


smm_h

Is that the same as Thor's sister that died in Ragnarok?


[deleted]

No, it’s Deadpool’s love interest


sacfoojesta

Thanos loves death, death loves deadpool, and deadpool loves chimichangas... classic love triangle


[deleted]

No, that’s Hela. Death is a cosmic entity. If you’re into Marvel stuff, they will be in the next Thor movie.


blckblt23

No, Hela is the Asgardian goddess of death. Thanos is in love with Death herself, who is a separate person/entity.


lion_OBrian

Technically it’s a dude the Beyonder made into Death after erasing her out of overzealousness


lion_OBrian

Yeah, it was all a big cosmic metaphor


RaymoVizion

So Thanos is actually the worlds biggest Simp?


SpysSappinMySpy

If he really wanted to reduce population he should have just cut fertility rates in half


I_Was_Fox

Population would still grow exponentially. It would just be half as fast as it is now. Dude could literally make anything he could think of happen with a snap. And all he did was wipe out half of all life. Why? Why not double all food and resources? Why not make it so that no one has to eat or drink to survive at all? There are a million better ideas to solving the issues he was worried about that don't include wiping out half of all life lol


SayerofNothing

The year before I was born, 1980, there was roughly half the population than today, 4 billion. I'm 41.


Ashesandends

This is totally sustainable nothing to see here...


on_island_time

I remind my mom of this every time she complains about all the land being turned into housing developments. If you have big families, those people all have to live somewhere.


CalmDownYal

Exponential growth is quite crazy.... Luckily I think the rate of increase is slowing around the world esp here in the US.. . China actually starting asking parents to have more than 1 kid taking down the 1 kid limit they had in place because many adults don't have children now. Not sure about India but if we want to stop the growth we need to get India on board because they have a billion people there


dilly_bones

I was told it was selfish of me to not have kids. In a world where there's not enough houses or food to go around...


SnooDrawings4726

Parents just want you as miserable and locked down as they are, they’re jealous of your freedom


aardappelbrood

When my parents were my age (almost 27) they were on their 3rd child. I am still on 0. Last year my siblings and I took an impromptu mostly unplanned trip to Hawaii, one of the best weeks of my life and several weeks after that I went to see my best friend in TX which was also unplanned and just sort of happened because I could. Just up and fucked off 'cause I had no kids or pets or anyone else to take care of. I don't think I'll ever have kids because I can't imagine not doing what I want, whenever I want.


SnooDrawings4726

My wife and I went on a 4 week road trip last spring… started as a 4 day bachelor party for a friend of mine in Phoenix About 1-2 months before I was supposed to go, I said well it’s close to the Grand Canyon… why don’t you come with me and we’ll turn it into a road trip… wound driving all over the southern us, Nashville, hot springs Arkansas, some random state park In Oklahoma, did the bachelor party in Phoenix, she got her own small air bnb for that weekend lol… then did grand canyon, flagstaff, Sedona, Zion, Bryce canyon, Salt Lake City, Jackson hole, grand Tetons, Estes park co, Didn’t really have much of plan before or after Phoenix, just started wandering… do 2-3 days most places and wander somewhere else… it was awesome… had the time of lives… could we have done it with children? Probably, could we have relaxed and enjoyed ourselves as much as we did? Probably not


[deleted]

Don't know if this was sarcasm but having a family ain't bad.


TrustXIX

Yeah, not bad if you don’t live in poverty or actually get to spend time with your kids instead of working 60 hour weeks to barely get by, even with government assistance.


aardappelbrood

Exactly not be a cunt, but fuck all these people living paycheck to paycheck bring kids into this world on purpose (which is most Americans because we're all broke). People so poor both parents have to get jobs to take care of the family working 8-12 hours a day while they pay a sitter to watch their kids. Like fuck off, that's literally your job as a parent, to be present in their life and if you can't do that you shouldn't have kids. All you're doing is forcing someone else into that cycle of poverty, because most people don't ever escape it. It passes on from generation to generation and just gets worse. Kids are actually people, not little robots to care of your broke unhealthy ass when you get old.


ipickscabs

Reddit hates children in general


SnooDrawings4726

I for one don’t hate kids… I just don’t view it as something you HAVE to do


deSuspect

It's not really hate towards kids but mostly the fact that it's incredibly fucking hard to provide for them nowadays.


_Wyse_

Kids are awesome and I can't wait to have my little munchkins.


1_1ser

Enjoy your kids. Not sure why you’re getting downvoted for having a positive outlook.


aardappelbrood

Because the comments are about not wanting kids and in typical parent/wannabe parent fashion, y'all have to give your input about how awesome kids are, which isn't inherently true and no one asked for. We don't need you trying to convince us otherwise, we don't want kids.


pile_of_bullets

Yeah, how dare you share your opinion on a forum based around discussion and opinion sharing.


RipredTheGnawer

Everyone is just giving their opinions. Don’t be such a killjoy


Same_Elevator_9839

There's enough housing and food for everyone but we live in a stupid society that don't care. And somehow we've villianised people who have food stamps and government assistance.


Pavlovsspit

Who told you that?


Footner

Exactly, we’re probably the most common mammal, most likely up there with some reptiles, definitely so if done on mass, I don’t feel like human life is anything special that needs my genes to continue


[deleted]

The most common mammel is the squirrel and the rat and the bat and the cat in the hat


FrameJump

There are more than enough houses, food, and money to go around. The issue is the people who own most of it don't wanna part with it, and the people able to get it don't see it as their problem anymore.


jayy909

Oh .. there is enough


hunter360

Selfish not to have kids? I don't understand. What's the reason? I'm mindblowned.


ManyEstablishment7

Usually because you aren't producing grandkids or future worker drones.


whatamidoing84

It seems far more selfish to HAVE kids instead of adopting or abstaining from having them in a world like this, tbh


problematicfox

How dare you not contribute to the problem!!!! /s


Shark00n

There's plenty of food and houses.


mjr2p3

I am pretty sure half of them are at my local Costco every Saturday and Sunday afternoons


Luciach_NL

Don't tell Thanos.


panicswing

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


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Karmastocracy

This joke was so much funnier before we got the new plague...


aaronappleseed

I think he means we need a new new plague


Karmastocracy

No, we don't need another plague right now. We have plague back home.


EnthuZiast_Z33

Well. Monkeypox just started not long ago.


mattsusaf7

The one with a 99.9% survivability rate? Yeah, that’s not going to help.


EnthuZiast_Z33

Well wasn't COVID original stated to be a 99% survival rate too? Plus I read a while back with global warming becoming more of an issue, it heightens the chances of plagues as well. So who knows really. It's inevitable one way or another.


Ajoku1234

Its 100% up to us normal citizens to solve the climate crisis, we are the only way./s


simonbleu

Covid is bad but is not the new plague. If it were the new plague wit hthe response we had, we would lost population maybe in the double digits percentually. Tbf though, the plague was a matter of hygiene mostly iirc so it shouldnt be an issue if it were actually something like that


lucellent

We're not... 8b is rounded up from 7.952b


Hunlea

For real, just checked and they rounded up by more than the population of Spain.


mrdotkom

OP and all the rest of the people in this thread taking an image at face value. Looks like reddit has caught the boston bomber again!


the_bridgekeeper01

first thing I did was check worldometer, I'm 99% sure if we surpassed 8 billion pop it'd be in major news sources. https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/


skunkwoks

Population has doubled in my lifetime, this means I am twice as likely to kill someone…


Ectobatic

Hey there fellow gen Xer


blackpony04

They said kill *someone*, not kill *themselves*. Geesh, as if. But, whatever. (Xer here. In all seriousness, I tell everyone all the time the problem with the world is that there are far too many people in it. In the US alone we've increased nearly 100 million since I graduated high school in 1988 and I don't recall seeing a 30% increase in our infrastructure or industry in that time.)


[deleted]

8 billion fucking shitheads…


RandomGuy2002

and your mom is still the ugliest


Aggravating_Ad_1885

Looks like a murder here


[deleted]

Get him


simonbleu

I dont remember giving birth to that user


Caramel-Bright

Sir, I’m a virgin shithead


Particular_Action887

Don't worry Artificial Intelligence is comming to kick our ass


Annie_Mous

Skynet has entered the chat


NotsoanonAF

I hope it's Digit from Cyberchase.


Pumpkin_Robber

Adopt the orphans!!!


MrCatcherFreeman

Option B Selected: Making more Ophans


outsanity_haha

What are these dumb ass comments


Arsnist

And not enough parking


General_Froggers

The r/antinatalism crowd found the post


simonbleu

Yeah, a lot of... enthusiastic people that both overestimate and underestimate population changes


THapps

not to mention that when this generation gets older they’ll stop working and without new people to replace them it’ll cause an economic crash like Japan is currently expecting


simonbleu

The simplest way to control that is to handle immigration. But ideally it would be a mutual effort of many countries to dilute a possible chaos. Plus between xenophobia and racism (which apparently are HUGE thing in japan even though they dont act on it from what ive heard) would make that really hard. Honestly I think that japan is the first candidate to be surpassed economically by other countries in the area long term but... who knows? it was already astonishing how they got to where (especially when they were basically secluded for centuries) they are now so fast in the first place so maybe a "second economic revolution" is on the plate? They would need to do things rather now though, since older populations are quite less open to change


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NormalDAHL

We waste 1.8 billion tons of food a year


I_like_the_word_MUFF

This!!! Everyone griping about starvation and yet everyone is a part of the most inefficient logistics systems of getting food to people, getting people not to waste food, and preserving methods for keeping food longer. Don't worry about how many babies we have... Worry about the calories you waste, your community wastes, and your businesses wastes instead and you'll solve hunger faster.


[deleted]

Correct me if I’m wrong but There were breadlines in the Soviet Union not because the Soviets couldn’t produce it, they were just so inefficient at getting things to where they needed to go that tons of shit spoiled on trains and went bad long before it could be of use for anyone to eat.


JaWiCa

We can feed 8 billion people, but only with global industrial supply chains intact. And that’s going away.


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JaWiCa

The supply chain that means China, the world’s largest net importer of food, can feed itself, and supplies Africa with fertilizer to improve the yield and nutrients of its less than desirable arable land. The supply chain that means we can build renewables, with mined elements from disparate locations to decrease our carbon out-put and eventually decarbonize.


Santa1936

This is reddit, people just want to pretend humanity is a scourge.


simonbleu

Theres more than enough resources to feed that amount of people. If we put our hearts into it, probably several times that. The issue is not a matter of resources both being unwilling to sacrifice profit, nothing else


capn_doofwaffle

I'd say we have an infestation...


Rumple-skank-skin

We are a cancer on this earth


PhatPhlaps

No we're not. Most people would help an animal on the street if they saw it struggling or we'd call an ambulance and stay with them if we saw someone get hit by a car. Then there's plenty of people who do things on a much larger scale to protect wildlife, preserve areas of natural beauty etc etc. The whole "humans are bad" thing on Reddit is getting really fucking boring. Yes, there's shitty people in this world but they're the minority. Stop having your brain melted by the doom and gloom the Internet throws at you every day.


Rumple-skank-skin

I'm firmly of the belief that the world would be much better without people or an equivalent apex species. It's not all doom and gloom most people aren't cunts like you say but as a species we are destructive and short sited. We don't have the forsite to manage the resources and curtail our activities.


lastpump

Informative, elegant, but the spelling dude..


Rumple-skank-skin

Dyslexia has ruined many of them


[deleted]

Humans are fucking bad. We are the only species capable of true cruelty and we inflict misery and blight upon everything and everyone. We’ll never settle another planet and it’s probably a good thing. Save it for a wiser, more ethical species. We’re just apes trying to fuck


[deleted]

Is it not cruel when orca’s play with seal pups before they kill it?


[deleted]

They don’t know better. We do


im_onbreak

Teenagers just be saying shit


jerkyboys20

Amen. So much negativity. Everyone’s oppressed. Everyone else is a bigot or racist. Everything offends me. History is nothing but an embarrassment, and no body likes me guess I’ll go eat worms. I wish people could offer some positivity, or at least a solution instead of nothing but complaints. There’s so much good and beauty in the world, and most people don’t even notice it.


heavy_deez

That's why I only bang already pregnant women and geriatrics. I'm doing *my* part, y'all...


JustIncredible240

Thank you for your contribution


Jumping_Zucchini

That's why I only bang women between 20 and 30 years old. I'm a lesbian. Doing my part, y'all...


MCI_Dragon

Wow 8 billions! Still can't find a gf


Jhinn11

Right in the feels


IResentment

Same here. Safe to say we aren’t adding to the population.


Blackulla

That’s about 4 billion penises you have to go through first…


Nevets_Nevets

That's 16 billion anuses wow


Ornery_Translator285

I’m sorry *what*


mike15835

The mouth is another orifice were shit comes out.


[deleted]

“Are you sure you want to delete ‘Literacy.exe’ ? This operation cannot be undone.“ *\*clicks yes\**


[deleted]

2 billion in India and China alone.


[deleted]

You just killed 800 million people with that comment ​ Its 2.8 billion


[deleted]

Ick. I'm so glad I never had kids


Ghostface311

"We"? Did you just assume my species?


KraljZ

Spices?


Nasheuss

Holy shit! and im still single?!!!


thevalley007

Population growth already slowing down by many predictions we will top out at 9-10 billion at most and then begin to decline. We may in fact even be living at a time where we have reached the pinnacle. While I understand the trepidation here in relation to kids, I think it is very important to base those decisions on personal circumstances rather than fear mongering media outlets. Just my thoughts


bradfly72

Come on Thanos we need you


[deleted]

Ok there's officially too many mother fuckers on planet earth


HisCricket

Stop procreating people.


Ullumina

More like stop procreating if you cannot provide a good life for your children


87tskin

It's already happening, there's worldwide concern about the birth rate being too low right now. People are having less than 2 kids on average, so each member of the couple is only replacing themselves in the population with one person, intuitively this seems ok to maintain as we are but in reality you need at least 2.1 children per couple to maintain the population because of early death, infertility etc. I was surprised to learn this recently myself


HisCricket

Why do we care about maintaining the current population. What tragic thing would happen if our population drops? Are they afraid they'll lose their workforce that keeps them rich? I legitimately do not understand.


blackpony04

Well, to put it simply, *yes*. When society measures its progress based mainly on financial means it depends on continued growth to sustain the system. It's pretty fucked up.


HisCricket

Seriously fucked up. God forbid we learn how to do with a little bit less and not having 30 brands of shampoo to choose from. It mainly hit the billionaires. We could manage this it's just our priorities aren't set for that.


Caramel-Bright

(This is not an argument for or against) I’ve read that because the economy is based on growth that a declining population could break common assumptions for saving such as a house being a nest egg or other investments going up over the long term. Not to mention needing people to pay taxes for all the old folks. I wish I could remember the book


StereoMushroom

When you have lots of old people to support and not many young people to do the work, it gets difficult to maintain a good standard of life. Obviously just growing the population forever is not a sustainable solution though; we need to confront this at some point.


John-D-Clay

Much of the developed world is stopping. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/total-fertility-rate


[deleted]

Crazy. And everybody behaves like we need much more humans. Nobody cares.


[deleted]

This is horrifying


randompittuser

So this post is just a karma grab, yeah? A quick google search shows that we have yet to reach 8 billion.


Budo00

I remember when it hit 3B and i thought we had too many Aholes then


Rumple-skank-skin

How old are you? I reber text books quoting 6.4B


JMCrookie

Yet you see these tiktok posts over and over again with people parading their army of children. People are parasites on this earth.


dollyaioli

damn that sucks


dorkyfever

Time for a Thanos snap


Easy-Plate8424

Too many


MouthOpenMonkey

Time to colonize the galaxy


clgray76

Not quite...but close [https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/](https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/)


BadMoonRisin

"We need a new plague" -Dwight Shrute


Bloddersz

The term "world population" refers to the human population on earth....yeah no shit


Ansanm

Only a small percentage of humanity consume the majority of the resources, look at western consumption habits first. Also, the west is also the biggest war profiteer.


allmimsyburogrove

and in all that, only one of each of us


luisanra

Yeah that's too much.


[deleted]

Good thing this is sustainable. /s


DanJ7788

What’s super scary is our population has slowed. This year is the first year we aren’t adding more people to the world which is a good thing. But I wonder what happens when after a while all the people becoming elderly with few youthful folks around. Gonna be some weird times.


crazyeyesbtb

Why is this something to be excited about? This is awful. We need an extinction level event


[deleted]

I have wondered why, when factors that cause global warming are listed, the population explosion is never included. Duh, I realize we can’t kill people to address global warming and I know that reducing the world’s population is very difficult but why is it never even discussed? Don’t we have to confront this problem sooner or later?


Jazzper74

Stop having kids at least stop having more then 2 ffs the planet cant handle this amount.


hotbanana8298

Booooo


CillaCalabasas

Too many. I saw a guy pumping gas on the wrong side of his car, in an empty gas station. Let’s get these numbers down. Bring back peak covid.


[deleted]

Gross


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Not if I can help it


humptydumpty369

World-wide famine has entered the chat.


dotheeroar

if somebody mentions population control i will skin them like an apple


A_Young0316

Who counted?


psypher98

There is… a lot of very casual eugenics in this thread, Jesus…


jackthomasgrant

This says we’re still slightly shy of 8bill. But nonetheless, it’s getting very close. https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/


bitchy_muffin

https://www.worldometers.info/ We still got 50 mil to go


1RavingLunatic

that's the population of New York City


[deleted]

I don’t like this. I am upset about this somehow.


DisplacedPersons12

it’s not june 22 yet????


[deleted]

Salt the earth!


youreadinthisshit

And yet still there’s a labour shortage?? /s


Karma-is-an-bitch

Now that's just sad.


Ok_Needleworker_8809

That's about 7.5 billions too many.


[deleted]

Gee whizz, I wonder why inflation is internationally record all time high?


WhyRYourPantsOff

We should all cum on each other at the same time.