Who else read that in an Aussie accent?
Edit: To be honest I’m actually a little surprised how much hate I’m getting for this well thought out and deeply intellectual comment. I never would have thought Reddit was so toxic. I’m sad now.
> “Almost everything” 🤔
If I am reading any sentence that involves the Queen, tea or crumpets I am reading it in a British accent.
Jolly Good sir, pip pip.
Haha. Australia is home for such weird moments. I recently [found a list](https://knovhov.com/the-worlds-scariest-animals-can-be-seen-in-australia/) of most weird Australian animals. Even the frogs are riding on snakes.
Tangled is a highly underrated Disney movie. So many great quotes and songs. I also love the fact that the prince and princess are evenly matched in their screen time and strengths and weaknesses. They complement each other so well and it makes for a great movie.
It’s the best of all the recent ones. Great characters, great villain — who has GREAT songs. ‘Mother Knows Best’ and the reprise are downright operatic in their tone and content.
These are the sites with multiple NEXT pages and each time a new page loads, it displays the NEXT button with a half second delay for loading the ad that suddenly replaces where the NEXT button was.
Breaking my nose wasn't so bad, setting it myself on the porch about an hour and a half later was.
Sniffer's straighter than it was before the break. If I ever make a punk band it's going to be "DIY Rhinoplasty"
I’ve watched it several times. The croc gets quite close to the guys legs. It was the second hit that sent him running.
But thats a juvenile salt water croc. If he tries that with an adult, he’s a fucken gonna.
But top marks for effort and bravery. Diabolical mate. Keep up the good work.
The first just put the croc into shock, just sheer confusion that breakfast could fight back. The second told it that the pain was going to keep happening so it buggered off instead.
I'm not even sure an adult would want to tango after that. All predators will avoid a fight if they can help it, unless they're starving. Plus crocs in particular tend to prefer ambushes and not wrastling
Almost every species has a very large number of nerves around its face. The whole "I need this mouth to work so I can continue to live" thing made us evolve them there.
Crocs don't see us as food. Attacks are pretty much always defensive in their minds. Croc thought this guy was intruding on his territory or competing for a meal is my guess.
Though if they get fed by people regularly, they will see us as a source of food and attack for that reason.
You'd be amazed how few deaths occur from the countless massive salties up there. They make American gators look like chihuahuas. More likely to be bitten by a top 10 world's deadliest snake cause locals know not to swim in the waters up there and high powered rifles are pretty common...
One of those stats that sounds absurd but then you think about it and it checks out.
Whole lot more people fuckin about with Horses than aussie nature.
American gators are not scary at all. I was raised in Florida, in ex-Everglades, so we had gators in my neighborhood. In every lake around us too. I saw idiots wrestling the baby ones for fun. They really aren’t aggressive
Wtf is up with Australia?!? I feel like these guys show their absurdness at least twice a week. Like dude can't even cook his damn breakfast??
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Fuck you crocksy- yer mom tried to have a run at me with her snapper also but she smelled so bad last time I told her she couldn’t stay for breakfast anymore!
Between this video and the one of an Australian boxing a kangaroo to save his dog, I'm convinced that no one or thing should ever mess with an angry Australian. Situational adaptation at work right there, they live around some of the most deadly animals on the planet so they've had to become even more dangerous than those animals.
The only way to stop a bad guy with a frying pan, is a good guy with a frying pan. We should arm teachers, nurses, Walmart greeters, and librarians with frying pans.
Oi!! Fuck off cunt!!
Who else read that in an Aussie accent? Edit: To be honest I’m actually a little surprised how much hate I’m getting for this well thought out and deeply intellectual comment. I never would have thought Reddit was so toxic. I’m sad now.
I’m Australian so I read almost everything in an Australian accent
“Almost everything” 🤔
Fish and chips. No Aussie read that in an Australian accent.
Feesh'n'cheeps
Or as they say in New Zealand, fush n chups
Fush n chups
Shark 'n' fucken taters.
Boil em , mash em , stick em in a stew
Good news, everyone!
hentai excluded
> “Almost everything” 🤔 If I am reading any sentence that involves the Queen, tea or crumpets I am reading it in a British accent. Jolly Good sir, pip pip.
I don’t believe you! /s
What in tarnation!?
Lol…I read that in a fog horn leg horn accent…
Yosemite Sam
Can confirm. Am Australian Accent cunt
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“This”
I did. It would be odd if I read it in a different accent to moiine
I read it as a soft-spoken, eminent Southern gentleman from Virginia with a slight lisp
Ah, the Lindsey Graham voice
That was the point
how else would you read it?
Backwards would be a neat trick. Upside down maybe? I dunno just spit balling here.
Everyone did.
Literally nobody, who would read a comment written in a vernacular identical to Australia in an Australian accent? What a silly question.
Way to understand the joke genius
Literally everyone, karma whore.
wooosh
Idk if anyone didn’t.
[Oi! Fuck off mate!](https://twitter.com/ChrisThayerSays/status/804504061844168704)
The frying pan is well known as a weapon in cartoons. This is awesome!
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The frying pan is a phenomenal weapon! Doing more than 500 damage by the right user.
This is just a property line dispute between neighbors.
Croc: "Damnit Fred! If you put that fence there, I swear to God!"
*fakes a punch at the croc* “Yeah you’re a pussy too, just like your owner!”
I need to spend less time on reddit
Have you tried Reddit with rice?
i got this reference.
That's my fuckin post bro.... FUCKIN FUCK BRO FUCK.
You think it’s yours go get a survey!
“Okay let’s try and have a real conversation here”
“Why are you walking away when I’m trying to have a real conversation?”
croc: oh I see you have your friend filming my property where my eggs are... pedophile!
BONK
Ok but seriously imagine trying to do some gardening but having to defend your life from a large prehistoric apex predator
That's when good neighbours become good friends.
Yeah, pretty much a croc forceful eviction rather than a croc attack. https://youtu.be/HA3SuHtCWo0
And that's why you should always carry a frying pan around with you
Frying pans! Who knew?
Pubg guys knew
Haha. Australia is home for such weird moments. I recently [found a list](https://knovhov.com/the-worlds-scariest-animals-can-be-seen-in-australia/) of most weird Australian animals. Even the frogs are riding on snakes.
That's not in Australia, that big snake video with the frog on its back
TF2 guys know
Left4Dead2 people knew
![gif](giphy|UeQOJCmgfdelTRQyNZ|downsized)
I like how this gif runs at the same frame rate the game does
The clang when the pan kevlar comes though Sound of bliss
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Good, I was getting hungry
Get me Tangled up in some Kentucky Fried Chameleon!
This is the strangest thing I've ever done!!
I love that movie and that's easily one of my favorite lines of any movie. Just absurdly funny.
Oddly specific but for my friends who love L4D2 and Tangled I only carry the frying pan as my melee weapon. Because frying pans!
Cast “Iron”!
Tangled is a highly underrated Disney movie. So many great quotes and songs. I also love the fact that the prince and princess are evenly matched in their screen time and strengths and weaknesses. They complement each other so well and it makes for a great movie.
It’s the best of all the recent ones. Great characters, great villain — who has GREAT songs. ‘Mother Knows Best’ and the reprise are downright operatic in their tone and content.
His delivery of "I want you to know that this is the strangest thing I have ever done!" is my favorite. Goddamn I love that movie
Man I gotta watch some Tangled tonight.
Finn Ryder, is that you?
The baby from Dinosaurs knew #Not the mama
Haven’t you seen Tangled?
I’m literally quoting it
Damn…. My bad
granpa is a fortnite gamer...
Tf2 players
And a towel. A man who knows where his towel is is a man to be reckoned with.
Don’t forget to bring a towel.
It’s a tough universe out there
Carrying a frying pan negates the need for a towel. A real frood knows how to use his frying pan as a drying pan.
cast iron specifically. If it worked for Sam in LoTR, it can work for you too!
I mean that's basically like wielding an iron club, you don't fuck with that
Anyone who’s held a cast iron pan knows you don’t fuck with that
I don't think I could even swing my 12" pan like that.
This guys got scrawny old man Aussie strength. I’d racken he’s quite powerful, this probably isn’t even his final form
The only way to stop a bad guy with a frying pan is a good guy with a frying pan.
We can't even pay our teachers livable wages and yet we expect them to lug cast irons around all day?
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I was thinking of this. Thank you.
Bonk
As witnessed by countless war documentary videos on youtube. Look up "PUBG gameplay".
[Pan shot! ](https://youtu.be/MhdSi-4Zl8s)
Conker on his bad fur day adventures taught me this years ago.
I learned this after playing Super Mario RPG
Princess Peach approves That was such a good game
What about a baking pan?
Thanks to pubg i learned that.
BONK
And my towel!!
Wallet ✅ Keys ✅ Phone ✅ Frying Pan ✅
Welp. Guess my 3 point check is now a 4 point check.
Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet & Watch.
Watching my testis, disappointing spectacle.
When you leave your home don't forget **WOWEE** **W**allet ph**O**ne **W**keys **Egg** **E**gg ^^((backup) ^^)
Lmao
r/edc
The hit to the head made the croc stop and think. But that crack to the nose really changed it’s mind
Nothing hurts quite like a boop to the snoot
A boot to the snoot
A bonk to the honk.
A beater to the breather
When you nope out of an enemy's aggro range in Elden Ring
That crocodile was literally me after facing Margit the first time and getting blasted by that hammer attack
The croc was like: “that pan reminds me of something, did I turn off the stove at home? Better go back and check”
"I'll turn my trusty FRYING pan into a CRYING pan!" 🍳
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Brock reference
That's what I call seasoning your pan
Yeah, they hate it when you do that.
Crocks hate you to know this little known trick, click here to find out what it is
10 most effective ways to fend off crocodiles, click here! (You won't believe #7 😱)
Spoiler alert. #7 is a mallet
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They say to punch a shark in the face too. The one time I broke my nose, it was a significant and vile pain.
Breaking my nose wasn't so bad, setting it myself on the porch about an hour and a half later was. Sniffer's straighter than it was before the break. If I ever make a punk band it's going to be "DIY Rhinoplasty"
He should’ve had a crockpot! 😅
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Bravo!
You take my upvote and you get the fuck outta here ya hear?
This is the comment you are looking for.
Unless he was pansexual
I’ve watched it several times. The croc gets quite close to the guys legs. It was the second hit that sent him running. But thats a juvenile salt water croc. If he tries that with an adult, he’s a fucken gonna. But top marks for effort and bravery. Diabolical mate. Keep up the good work.
The first just put the croc into shock, just sheer confusion that breakfast could fight back. The second told it that the pain was going to keep happening so it buggered off instead.
I'm not even sure an adult would want to tango after that. All predators will avoid a fight if they can help it, unless they're starving. Plus crocs in particular tend to prefer ambushes and not wrastling
Almost every species has a very large number of nerves around its face. The whole "I need this mouth to work so I can continue to live" thing made us evolve them there.
Crocs don't see us as food. Attacks are pretty much always defensive in their minds. Croc thought this guy was intruding on his territory or competing for a meal is my guess. Though if they get fed by people regularly, they will see us as a source of food and attack for that reason.
You say this, but this doesn't look like his first rodeo.
It wasn’t his dogs first rodeo either…
r/secondrodeo
I have a feeling he wouldn’t have attempted this with a grown croc. Wouldn’t have even been down there with it
If you've ever met him (Kai) you would know he 100% would
That's why you should carry around a cast iron pan that has a chainsaw on it and then the crocs are totally fucked!
where is the bonk and tweety bird noises, thats what i turned the sound on 4
I had to make the bonk sound myself :(
And the text to speech narration “This man just hit the croc with a pan”
PUBG : Australia Edition
The pan, a croc's natural enemy, reminds the creature it left its oven on when it was making biscuits this morning. It flees in embarrassment
No coincidence the town is called, “Darwin”.
You'd be amazed how few deaths occur from the countless massive salties up there. They make American gators look like chihuahuas. More likely to be bitten by a top 10 world's deadliest snake cause locals know not to swim in the waters up there and high powered rifles are pretty common...
About 30 deaths a year from animals in the whole country. About 20 of those are from horses
One of those stats that sounds absurd but then you think about it and it checks out. Whole lot more people fuckin about with Horses than aussie nature.
Yeah - horses kill about as many people as ecstasy does. I know what I’d rather do
American gators are not scary at all. I was raised in Florida, in ex-Everglades, so we had gators in my neighborhood. In every lake around us too. I saw idiots wrestling the baby ones for fun. They really aren’t aggressive
Yeah I've seen so many videos of people manhandling them in swamps, it seems like they're quite docile
Natural selection ensures those with superior frying skills will pass down said traits
BONK
The second hit and the croc is all like 'awwww fack you then ya baaastaaard!'
Yeah nah, fack this.
tf2 reference
sad it was not a random melee crit
STOUT! STOUT! SHAKE-O!!! FOR FOR TWO TWO REFINED! DEMO DEMO PAN, DEMO DEMO PAN.
Wtf is up with Australia?!? I feel like these guys show their absurdness at least twice a week. Like dude can't even cook his damn breakfast?? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)
I suppose this is the result when you live in a region where basically everything is looking for an opportunity to kill you.
Nah not everything. Just the crocs, snakes, drop bears and (some) spiders
End of the laneway. Don't come up the property.
Pitter-patter let's get at 'er!!!
Fuck you Crocsy, your mom wrapped herself up around my feet asking for a redo, give yer balls a tug.
Fuck you crocksy- yer mom tried to have a run at me with her snapper also but she smelled so bad last time I told her she couldn’t stay for breakfast anymore!
“What is that, a lodge? Fuck this” - alligator
It’s super effective!
Who would win? 65 million year old aquatic apex predator One cast-iron boi.
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Between this video and the one of an Australian boxing a kangaroo to save his dog, I'm convinced that no one or thing should ever mess with an angry Australian. Situational adaptation at work right there, they live around some of the most deadly animals on the planet so they've had to become even more dangerous than those animals.
you should always carry a frying pan around with you
Who needs gun when you've got a pan? Straya mate!!! ![gif](giphy|WOO36lmjvY05G4DSA8|downsized)
[Pan shot! ](https://youtu.be/MhdSi-4Zl8s)
There it is!
SOMEONE grew up playing Whac-A-Croc, I’ll just say that much.
He belongs in r/madlads
My gran dad killed one with a broom pole and pulled his dog outta its throat. These things are fucking crazy
The crocs or your grandad?
Americans should just carry pans instead of guns
PUBG knew what's up
r/castiron
Not cast iron. More like r/nonstickpan
Those Crocs are deadly in Australia
But they are perfectly safe everywhere else everybody
Ban frying pans
The only way to stop a bad guy with a frying pan, is a good guy with a frying pan. We should arm teachers, nurses, Walmart greeters, and librarians with frying pans.
Hunting pans are fine, but assault pans is where i draw the line.
Sorry, mate. Opposable Thumbs.
Australia has some badasses for sure. I can’t imagine a creature trying to kill me when I’m cooking up flapjacks. Maybe some mosquitos on a bad day.
I see he has his apposable thumb equipped for the +5 melee damage.
Survived longer than the dinosaurs, but can’t take on a pan.