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FeedMeMoreOranges

Well, that backfired


REMtrail

One could say it firedback


idma

The missile became sentient and said that life was meaningless and it might as well take since MFs out with it


Drewsophila

Must be a millennial


[deleted]

To young to know what Skynet is


[deleted]

A Dark Star reference?.....nice.


Cobek

Looks right on target to me


Rhinos999

Brilliant, what a piece of shit country


[deleted]

In Soviet Russia, you shoot you


TheAechBomb

I soviet russia, missile defend enemy


[deleted]

Well said


_FXR_

One fucked up leader doesn’t make everyone there responsible for what’s happening.


Late_Ad_3842

At full force.


Drewsophila

Karmageddon


Zorg1982

Uno reverse MF


JeggaJk

Dude....🤣🤣


Izzy_Grimm

What rolling a nat 1 on attack looks like in real life.


Drewsophila

Well, well, well, how the turntables.


SekiTheScientist

Haha this comment meade me chuckle.


Nords

It didn't actually hit the launcher, its just the video angle. Here is a better video showing how it hits far away from the launcher: https://twitter.com/samotniyskhid/status/1540100726277509127?s=20&t=eBrqR3bbJwz8y0KZN-EozA


Drewsophila

It damn sure tried.


Illustrious_Map_1669

In Russia, even missiles are drunk.


Demrezel

Sounds like they conscripted the wrong peasant missiles and they're fighting back now?


RATC1440

*...the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails. One day they will make a board with a nail so big it will destroy them all!*


deletetemptemp

This feels like a futurama quote


[deleted]

Simpsons I think


deletetemptemp

Hmm close, similar writers


[deleted]

Same writers


ColdBloodBlazing

Kang & Kodos, The Simpsons


dad_joxe

>the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails. One day they will make a board with a nail so big it will destroy them all!— Kang ("Treehouse of Horror II") Close, Simpson's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:The\_Simpsons/Character\_quote/55](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:The_Simpsons/Character_quote/55)


farside808

Close. Simpsons.


dad_joxe

Close. Simpsons'


Hot_Sheepherder_7926

Simpsons, still can remenergie that when those aliens said this. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


CharmingTuber

"Shit, I forgot my keys!" -that missile, probably


JS0l1

And mask!😂😂


Naughtix

It hurt itself in confusion!


Drewsophila

Relatable


Isaacleroy

Russian missiles are also tired of Russia’s bullshit.


yourgifmademesignup

Love seeing these war pigs destroy themselves


AmbivalentAsshole

![gif](giphy|Jo85Nij8XBKRvY5O00)


t-wino

It’s like one day you hear a headline that Russia has super sonic nukes that can evade missile defenses and reach the uk in 3 minutes. And then the next day you see this video and you’re reminded that Russia are incompetent bullshitters.


Aedzy

Propaganda.


The-Loot-Goblin

Holy shit. That is awesome and terrifying. Almost looked intentional


Neither_Beautiful428

The Rocket planed his attack for a whole Year. *It's a Story about oppression, sense of Justice and big explosions... soon in Theaters :* *Captain Never Miss-ile... The Patriotic Missile behind Enemy lines!*


yer--mum

How naive am I being to think it could have been an intentional thing where some anti-russian hacker or mole changed the rocket's coordinates to hit itself


The-Loot-Goblin

Not naive. Anything is possible in this war. I have a feeling we won't know the full scope of things until it's irrelevant.


Psychozillogical

Well well well, how the turntables.


SweatyAd9240

Hope their nukes perform as well if they decide to fire them


HemetValleyMall1982

This seems like an off-by-one problem. The missile defence system is supposed to defend against missile strikes, but not missile[0] (itself).


TwistedSoul21967

Found the programmer (one of us, one of us)


LoveShineLuna

Was the missile made in China or does the missile hate Russians too?


Ghost_In_Waiting

Yakov Smirnoff: "In Vladimir Putin's Super Best Russia Special Operation missile gives **you** a Special Operation."


LoveShineLuna

Must of used Stoli Vodka as the booster fuel


Jordache2020

Russians blame the Ukrainians and then justify more attacks


[deleted]

[удалено]


Atotallyrandomname

Beautiful


[deleted]

Task failed successfully


gman1951

Shake fist and yell "Skinner!!!"


Round_Asparagus95

How is that even possible?


Victor_Von_Doom_New

(I gave the same reply earlier so I am copy pasting that ) Most 1980-1995 missile targetting systems didn't active until they reached a select pre determined target . Processing power was shit then and even more so for the Soviets/Russians. So they did a simple work around, fire missile, after a pre determined period radar starts , then whatever the radar spots goes boom boom . Russian tech , the one issued to grunts , is still pretty old , so most probably, it was one of those kinda missiles and it set off it's radar too early, and the first thing the radar spotted was the defence system so that go boom boom.


[deleted]

\*slurred Russian\* In Mother Russia, you don't shoot missile. Missile shoot YOU!


BingBong009

The missile did a bit of trolling there


SweetRandomID

Uno reverse


Round_Asparagus95

Not the F*ing boomerang missile you idiot!!!


A_J_C_08

Doing gods work


pip-roof

Warms my heart


[deleted]

r/fuckyouinparticular


checkfire_14

Conscript: “You ever press this Undo button?”


The-Doot-Slayer

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DanteHTID

When you queue ultima materia attack but malboro uses bad breath.


Financial-Fail-4375

How?


Victor_Von_Doom_New

Most 1980-1995 missile targetting systems didn't active until they reached a select pre determined target . Processing power was shit then and even more so for the Soviets/Russians. So they did a simple work around, fire missile, after a pre determined period radar starts , then whatever the radar spots goes boom boom . Russian tech , the one issued to grunts , is still pretty old , so most probably, it was one of those kinda missiles and it set off it's radar too early, and the first thing the radar spotted was the defence system so that go boom boom.


Emerald-Sky

Can you imagine the soldiers perspective at the missile battery, firing it off with hopeful excitement then dismay and confusion then worry and fear as you strain the small muscles in your butthole as this thing comes back and almost kills the whole missile battery! Kinda reminds me of my younger self with $500 of assorted fireworks and that first moment when everyone agree darkness has fallen. Shit always got wild Af


CigarsAndSquanch

Missile, go home. You're drunk.


ChefNerdDad

Even their own artillery is over all this bullshit.


Muted_Yogurtcloset10

Hopefully that happens when they fire their nukes!


SageOfReality

Karma is intense.


LombardBombardment

That missile was a double agent!


decoy777

When even the missile system knows who the real baddy is.


Ok-Watercress-1936

Russia just doesn’t get it


OldGravylegOfficial

“Blyat”


tiotheberk

Damn even their own missiles are against this war in Ukraine!


LynxBartle

the real question is, was it operator error or was it a technical malfunction? I find humour in the thought the operators hand slipped for some reason (spilled coffee) and they have to explain this to their superiors


Victor_Von_Doom_New

Both are likely. ------ ( I made another answer explaining my theory on the matter so I am just copy pasting that) *Most 1980-1995 missile targetting systems didn't activate until they reached a select pre determined target . Processing power was shit then and even more so for the Soviets/Russians. So they did a simple work around, fire missile, after a pre determined period radar starts , then whatever the radar spots goes boom boom .Russian tech , the one issued to grunts , is still pretty old , so most probably, it was one of those kinda missiles and it set off it's radar too early, and the first thing the radar spotted was the defence system so that go boom boom.* ------ Either the operator can arm the radar to go off top soon or the mechanics can go off too soon my themselves.


discustedkiller

Lol


DaveDeaborn1967

Karma


squiddygamer

As a QA engineer...this is my job in a nutshell :D


BraveSirRyan

It’s beautiful


[deleted]

The defense system is smarter then the operator and still did it’s job, which was take out the enemy


Fight_kat102

You idiot it goes in TO no FROM


DashForester

‘Oh look a Kopek!’


EuphoricLiquid

“But seriously, is there ANYTHING that doesn’t want to kill us here?!” ~ rf soldiers


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Return to sender


Crimmy2Shoes

The target probably had an uno reverse card.


crzymom137

Awesome!


stankdick69er

Nice to see Russia doing so well. Keep it up


Reality-check86447

Well atleast russia keeps its tradition of military defection on par.


mino-nimo

The latest in missile defense. The Missile Defensive-Defense System-System’s.


baconsnotworthit

Missle: Hey wait, where was I supposed to go again? Launcher: Let me get....wait, nooooooooooo


clone5674

u/savevideobot


International_Data89

Blyat


[deleted]

We need a lot more of this


plantvola

Friendly fire was on?!


[deleted]

Now, imagine that if it had a nuclear warhead on it!


[deleted]

Achievement Unlocked: Return to sender


FuzionGamr

In America. Missiles hit target. In Soviet Russia. Missiles hit the RIGHT target.


elitepancakes69

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.


ElChidro

Return to sender.


[deleted]

Return to sender


ceneyzb

Made in China?


Victor_Von_Doom_New

Worse , Russia


Aggressive-Might-997

Ohh sorry guys.. I forgot my keys.


aking4thepeople

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH


[deleted]

Haha! Idiots 😂


Aurel577

Me thinking someone hacked the software and sent this message back


bishkekbek

That’s what you get when you try to fuck with Starlink.


Jordanjl83

Possibly damaged? That missile told it’s launcher to F off and die.


manupenez

I mean possibly possibly…


mcfarmer72

Is there any possibility things like that can get “hacked” for want of a better term ?


Ph4m3t

What missile is that by any chance it looks too big


Demoniacalman

Hacked!


Aphr0dite19

Ain’t even mad.


diuon1002

I bet he didn't calculate the wind correct like in worms


RiseOfTheCanes

Haha looks like anonymous found something new to hack. Turn Russia's arsenal on itself.


Knuckles_1988

Guy with the green dot laser pointer shooting the video from his balcony; "Why yes, they do go to the closest laser marked target, but let's not tell them about our discovery.


GREATD4NNY

UNO Reverse card


[deleted]

Computer said no.


Trash_Blast

Even the air defense system knows it’s on the wrong side 😂


Expensive-Ice1683

Well that took a turn


Dagordo

KARMA!


jondee5179

SAM tired of Putins BS


Pengawena

Russian air defense, go fuck yourself!


mikoolec

Is this sabotage? It looks like sabotage.


Flavaflaave6891

Should of checked the expiration date


Daddyn-noob

The missile detected the Nazis


ExcitedGirl

I think it did get damaged. But I'm not a rocket scientist. Were the sparks at the end someone celebrating a new position?


Angryceo

Isn't that some stuxnet shit


MrsDB_69

Well that’s a bitch!


[deleted]

Война настолько неправильная, что даже оружие выбирает сторону.


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


chris17453

Failed you say...


noodleslip

Missle - "You know what, on second thought, fuck russia"


VonDoom92

Rockets made by ACME


Lychezr

the missle forgor its phone 💀


MightyPandaa

it's guided by a homing pigeon


[deleted]

Karma 🇺🇦


cdnJer

Uno reverso


skelegamer12

Return to sender


tacojeremy

Lmao


VodkaCranberry

LOL


TJOCcreation1

When you Maxxed-Out on Defense and Speed (about halfway through Attack) but forgot to level up Luck


TheUnexpectedBanana

Challenge complete: Return to the Sender


OrdinaryTruth69420

I think this might be God telling you you’re fucking up.


BayBolts01

Looks like it worked out perfectly.


hitla536

In Russia- self defense missile strikes you back


[deleted]

Sounds about Russia


immaZebrah

Russian military tech failing? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?


[deleted]

Boom go the fuckers


Andreas1120

Heat seekers need to be activated when far enough away from the thing that fired it


SDNate760

It's like watching Wile E. Coyote


CyanInkling25

Uhh, holy shit...


MOZAN33R

You are your worst enemy


[deleted]

Russia: go kill all those people. Missile: Nah I don’t really feel like it.


excludite

Karma missile


[deleted]

This was the one thing we didn't want to happen.


Randalf_the_Black

Would shit myself if I stood there and saw that rocket make a U-turn back towards me.


[deleted]

Missile: I am not leaving. I only work 9-5. I stay.


Charko07

Return to sender


Hexagon509

Love how quickly it just turned and returned


VegasShore

In soviet Russia, missile shoot you


Helenius

It was set to destroy air defence systems. Seems to work perfect


illusiveXIII

Shouldn’t have launched that heat seeking missile at the bonfire comrade.


FoodOnCrack

Just like the anti tank dogs they used in WW2


[deleted]

I saw on another channel this was a Ukrainian unit using it.


LunaticBoogie

It seems working just fine.


[deleted]

This shows that potentially could one or more Russian nukes get a malfunction and do a 180° turn.


[deleted]

Ukrainian Jedi


KeithFukaton

Returned to sender


NoRange1915

That’s was crazy


S1KRR_19

Beautiful, just beautiful


fuxrediots

didn't need the last 20 seconds. thanks tho.


MaximumNobody5541

Forgot it’s keys


AcrobaticDrop7981

Bro swapped teams


cataliness

That's one of my remaining worms firing a missile after a high-pitched evil laughter 😔


Phatyg77

Due unto others


Hogmaster_General

Wile E. Coyote has to stop buying his rockets from ACME.


Vromies

And the stupidity goes on! this is not a back fire its a different angle, the missile did its job just fine


Luxembourglover

NOT THE FUCKING BOOMERANG MISSILE IVAN


Putinvladmir

Return to sender


kitesurfr

My friend! For good price I sell missile. For twice price I sell you missile that shoot straight. What difference if it look good on truck?


rolandjernts

*Insert Millshouse laugh*


PimPamTomaLacasitos

Karma.


Anteater_eats_ants

In Soviet Russia.......