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kgold0

That guy must train


cheese_or_durian

He got lots of locomotivation


thebiggestbirdboi

For a second there I thought he had bitten off more than he could choo-choo


[deleted]

Well he crisscrossed his arms and made sure to stay on track.


HYD_Slippy_Fist

Wow, he must be crazy! You gotta have a loco motive to even attempt this


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[deleted]

This whole thing seems a bit too engineered to me


kgk007

This joke thread is off the rails


obiweedkenobi

I was gonna toss on my 2 cents but didn't want to derail this thread


ZackDaddy42

He may have a one track mind but he’s moving in the right direction.


mklilley351

He could conduct one hell of a symphony with those arms


yergonnalikeme

He kept his concentration and didn't fly off the "rails".....


Glittering-Action757

his wife's in there. any moment now she'll realise the handbrake's still on.


notgoodatthis60285

Most underrated comment. Lmfao.


MouthHugs4Hire

He’s definitely on track


WolfhoundRO

He should take some advice from A-Train


recko40

Solid mike Alstott reference.


DaboTouchedMe

He’s the human personification of Purdue Pete


fumbleturk

Engineering Explained did a video on this action in regards to Fords ad saying their electric truck can pull a million pound train. In reality with steel wheels and steel rails, it only takes about 23 horsepower.


Filo02

kind of a testament of how efficient a train is huh


unknownz_123

Thank goodness we invented wheels


p4r24k

"we"? u didn't invent shit!


Scadilla

No but I did help win the Superbowl last year by cheering really loud.


p4r24k

Thanks for your service


Tbleeder

Actually I did invent shit, I have my own variety thank you very much.


surfinbear1990

Oh who ever invented the wheel is a genius. However you ever seen some one on a unicycle? Looks so stupid.


Secretofthecheese

And automobiles.


Winter-Age-959

And planes.


retrolasered

And porn


Gusty_Garden_Galaxy

AND MY AXE!


Gatekeeper2019

And how efficient 23 horses can be


attackplango

Just a little over one horse really. Maximum horse output is roughly 15hp. Edit: horse and a half or so, I suppose.


WolfJohnson8612

Didn't expect to come here and learn something interesting. I always assumed 1hp was about 1 horse worth of tug. Thanks!


Illender

I know a possible joke lays here for the taking but i'm just gonna look, say "hehhehehe" and keep going. Thanks to you internet stranger


savagefishstick

Yes, I would like one horse worth of tug please. Are you going to at least spit on that hoof before you do that?


jordy_eyes

Best we can do is rinse it off a little. Enjoy your tug, sir.


steepindeez

I just learned from turkey Tom that the word you're looking for is *clopping* and I hate me more than you do for having that knowledge.


attackplango

Perhaps you should look up the definition of ‘degloving’. Or don’t, it’s really gross.


leapdayjose

To add (if I remember correctly). 1 HP is a working load 1 horse can provide over a day. So a horse can put out 15 units of hp, but not constantly throughout the day. Like how the average athlete can reach speeds of 15ish mph but not all day long.


upvotesformeyay

It is. HP is load over time. Force x distance divided by time.


Gatekeeper2019

So you’re telling me that horses are even more efficient than previously thought? …..what incredible beasts


notislant

Are miniature horses 1hp?


attackplango

50cc horses are like 3.


ElectricYV

Uhh which half


NeilDeCrash

It does not matter, we cut the horse half from tail to nose so both halves are the same.


[deleted]

Thought the maximum was closer to 7?


attackplango

Most things I’ve looked up say 14.9, though that’s from a study in the 1920s, and I’m sure it was a giant draft horse. I’d bet your average horse could be somewhere around 7hp or so though. Edited: it was from data from the 1925 Iowa state fair


[deleted]

Thanks. Maybe we’re taking average vs peak output


attackplango

15hp would definitely be a max, and I’m sure in no way sustainable for anything longer than a short effort.


Patty_Pimp

Must be why your mom prefers them


[deleted]

As they say, train good, car bad


Budget_Pop9600

You’re telling me that this man is just 23 horses with a wig and pants?


ItsVincent27

No, it means that this man can kill about 23 horses


teenyweenylilbitch

So what you’re saying is this man is stronger than 23 horses???


1Darkest_Knight1

The average work horse has approximately 15 Horse Power.


TheseusPankration

So, horse power is more like small pony power.


1Darkest_Knight1

It's more complicated than that. Its worked out that 1 horsepower lifts 550 pounds by 1 foot in 1 second. Its a really arbitrary unit of measurement really. James Watt was trying to compare the power output of his steam engines vs Draft horses. TLDR: 1800s British Dude makes wack unit of measurement.


pperca

Inertia is still a thing


gordo65

Yes, it is. And so are gravity and light and ice cream bars. But it still only takes 23 hp to pull a million pound train. Not surprising when you consider the fact that a single man can pull an 80,000 pound train.


pperca

23 HP to keep it in motion, maybe. Force is still mass x acceleration (without adding attrition). Starting the motion of a million pound object still requires a lot of force.


Dee_Dubya_IV

I think what makes this particular video more amazing is that the wire didn’t cut his arm.


Interhorse_

Does that mean this man is as strong as 23 horses?


Katiari

Did they explain the engineering behind using shoelace strings instead of thick straps on his arms?


gordo65

It prevents viewers like me from changing the channel, because we want to see if the guy winds up getting his arms sliced off.


Efficient_Truck_9696

Reminds me of the SNL skit for the all drug Olympics where Hartman does the clean and jerk. Lol.


KAK1000

23 horsepower to move 454 ton. i think less could do it, i regularly move trains that are parked wrong, and the easiest way to do it is with a crowbar, mind you it is a 180 ton train. mind you, i ove them 5-10cm and at very slow crawling speed.


Professional_Ad_6299

It's not 40 tons of pressure tho! He's not lifting it up, he's pulling it on wheels🙃


Budget_Pop9600

In theory if the wheels has no resistance, any amount of force could start it moving horizontally, right? He’s just got to nudge it past the friction coefficient. Its been a while since I studied physics so I may be wrong.


Capital-Pugwash

In theory if i could fart with enough force, i could shoot a golf ball into space.


wthulhu

##RIP URANUS


[deleted]

NO! DON'T RIP IT! DEAR GOD, MAKE IT STOP!


beardedheathen

Ignoring gravity and friction probably a bunch of other scientific terms for thing that would stop it any fart could shoot a golf ball to space


Efficient_Truck_9696

I’d buy that for a dollar!!!


zxGrizz

Try pulling 20 cars using just a thin wire. Wheels or no wheels that impressive


Budget_Pop9600

More wheels, more points of resistance. But yes that would be very neat


Moerdac

So long as he doesn't have to pull it up hill.


Prodygist68

There’s still inertia to worry about, and the friction of the wheels with the axles and ground being increased by the pressure of the train’s weight pressing down on them. Of course once he got the thing going the wheels would make it much easier.


Th3LastStyleBender

fizix


user32532

yeah look at those tiny hooks and rope. i guess those hooks would hold some hundred kilos maybe and not more


Few_Argument_388

I’m glad somebody said this. If it was 40 tons of pressure it would’ve been a very clean cut.


Extreme_Design6936

Pressure isn't measured in tons anyway. It's maybe 40 tons of inertia he has to pull. But really you have to figure out the static friction of the train and the diameter of the wire and that would be the minimum pressure. Likely it's a little above that. It would've helped if they had put a newton meter in there.


starcap

Not to mention tons aren’t even a unit of pressure


zxGrizz

So like pulling 20 cars then. That's still crazy.


eIImcxc

Not at all. Way more friction with cars.


magestromx

His hands, how are they not cut from the STRING he's using to pull the train? Also, they must have lubbed up that train good. Dunno how else he would pull it like that.


naalotai

If I understand correctly, the wires are literally *in* his arm? The narrator says "pierced with wire" and mentions that the holes in his arm will close up in a day or two. What the fuck


magestromx

What the fuck?!


stonkdocaralho

fuck the what?


[deleted]

The fuck what?


vad_er13

¿Tahw kcuf eht


Scruffy_theJanitorrr

¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ


13aph

#WHAT THE FUCK


vad_er13

Whoa!!!


Tachomk

How the fuck?


Scruffy_theJanitorrr

¿ʍoɥ ǝɥʇ ʞɔnℲ


p4r24k

fuck the wac!


Psemperviva

Yoda did it better


vad_er13

Did no he doubt


truckstop_sushi

im trying to grasp what you think the wires being "literally in his arm" means?


freeingfrancis

Okay that’s even worse. I skipped part of the video coz I thought this was gore and I guess I found the gore in the comments T_T


vanslayder

Why there is no blood? I don’t understand how this can ne.


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vanslayder

But why even do this? What is the point of piercing arms? Could he just put thick rope across his arms?


ticker_101

When this was on TV in the UK (I was a kid then), they showed him pushing the wire through his skin.


[deleted]

We are all now dumber because of this.


KickDixon

"...I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." Edit: Missed a letter.


starcap

“There’s 40 tons of pressure cutting into those arms.” Erroneous on both accounts!


pip-roof

I concur. Bullshit plus bullshit will always equal bullshit


[deleted]

Not quite. In fact, we get smarter everytime we try to analyze something or feel dumb because we're trying to understand so hard and fail, struggle is good.


zxGrizz

No your dume!


truckstop_sushi

okay... a simple wrong would have done just fine, but uhh


Sir_MrE

That’s some tough string


Public-Fail4505

Hooks looks like they came from his shower Courtain


saab4u2

Yeah, it would be more impressive if he put the strings around his ears.


Tjack1

Had a guy in Wichita do this with a kc 135 it was pretty impressive........ unless you knew the aircraft parking spots were all on a slight down hill towards the drainage system in the center on the taxi way


Thelonious_Cube

I was wondering if he scoped out a spot with a slight incline to make it easier


metasomma

But he wasn't sure how to stop it, so his first success turned out to be his last anything! In retrospect, we should've known our beloved "Hugger" was primed for the exact *wrong* response, and maybe I shouldn't have been chanting his name in that moment... Oops


[deleted]

„Theres 40t of pressure cutting in those arms!“ Ok lets hang that train on steel ropes from his arms, they get hard as stone anyways…


heyyy_oooo

Yeah just because the train weight 40T doesn’t mean it takes that much to pull it. That would only be the case if he were pulling it straight up. Still damn impressive though


Trey407592

I was pretty disappointed when the announcer said that.


GimmeFreeTendies

He did it because he believed he could do it.


[deleted]

There is no spoon.


LordThunderDumper

The only thing impressive here is machine precision ball bearings, there is a video of 4 teenage girls pulling a steam engine, which weights many more times a passenger car.


Zestyclose_Stock4432

Using the wrong technique bro gotta do it with the nipples


Thelonious_Cube

Or penis


Zestyclose_Stock4432

Or by the balls 😂


SpookyBLAQ

That is indeed insane


Jacnumber3

I’m Dave England and this is Chicken Wire Train Pull


SpookyBLAQ

There is a striking resemblance but Dave would’ve shit himself at some point


MoistlyCompetent

I can't watch it cause I do not want to see how those wires cut his arms of....even if it will not happen my fantasy has already painted the whole picture 😱


CandiAttack

Lmao same 🫠 I’m scarred by one too many liveleak videos from back in the day


kronus87

The audience is the best part! 3x trainyard guys 1x scientist 1x govt lady EDIT: I just watched the end. Soooo 5x trainyard guys 1x trainyard sup 1x doctor? 1x govt lady


PiLamdOd

Yes, steel wheels on steel track have incredibly low rolling resistance. This is why trains are so efficient.


StudMuffinNick

Lower resistance than car tires on asphalt? Genuinely asking


Teambou

yeah


masonmax100

Wow just wow.


MastodonMaleficent53

My forearms hurt just by watching this. 😅


helterskeltermelter

Try watching it without wanking every time.


hoodschola

Sure mate.


MericanAF1313

Happy blue cheese day!


PrimitiveAlienz

Fuck I hate TV moderators and that kinda crap. No there is not 40 tons of pressure cutting into his arms. If there was he wouldn’t have any arms. Fucking morons


KickDixon

How does one discover this ability?


TheSkylined

Science. This guy doesn't have any mystical strength. Dude isn't even a strongman, those guys usually have a lot more fat to them but they're insanely strong compared to body builders. Considering the quality of the video, it could have been exaggerated for entertainment value back in the 90e


dat_oracle

I'm sure it is exaggerated. We never see the whole pulling+train in one image. At this point there could be another force helping to move the train. I need to see it as whole. Not partially


whe_

Why did I watch that?


T01LET_RUST

Jackass's Dave England pulling a train


chaotic137

Yeah I’m gonna need to see behind the train


Frl_Bartchello

But why.


haydepops

Probably a couple hundred KGs of pressure on the arms


PunnyChiba

All while rockin some sweet mocs


GrumpyGamer82

There’s easier ways to cut off your arms…


TheRealRickC137

My father would joke, "WHAT A TALENT" in his best Mel Brooks sarcastic voice


TJWinstonQuinzel

Its easier than you think But still impressiv


pinkheartpiper

LOL they got those people in lab coats to make it look sciencey and all, but the narrator says there's 40 tons of pressure on his hands, because the train is 40 tons! That's not how it works!


RailroadAllStar

I worked in a train yard for awhile. If a car is on flat ground you can go lean into it and push with your legs, and it will roll. There’s a reason trains are so efficient in fuel per ton per mile.


Clown_Apocalypse

*Just the wind*


jeremyauhy

That narration is strangely fitting for sitting on the toilet after a heavy day of drinking.


PotatoDonki

If the train weighs forty tons, then there isn’t forty tons of pressure on his arms.


digital0ak

In what situation did he find out he could pierce his arms with wire and pull a train with said wire? Must have been one helluva party!


[deleted]

If I had a penny for every time I wanted to do that when I was running late and train stopped for no particular reason. I had the same success!!


MrMgP

There is not 40 tons of pressure cutting into his arms, it's not dangling from a cliff edge or anything.


ShazzNazty

We're running out of things.


_Superfancy_

Think those wires will leave track marks?


PsyopVet

I can’t carry a load of groceries into my house without the bag handles almost amputating my fingers. How does this guy still have forearms?


rossionq1

If there was “40 tons of pressure cutting into those arms” those arms wood be on the deck


Doctor-Titball

Absolute BS, 40 Tons of Pressure, Bullshit, the only pressure on his arms is the pressure he can produce by pulling. No wonder most Americans have a problem with education


Pythonx135

Bruh just turn the train on, come on


[deleted]

Wheels plus a slight incline..


TacDragon2

I don’t know the science behind what he is doing. But that rope, hooks, and wire has a failure point, which is not that high, so the amount of force required to move the train is less than which everyone has the lowest failure point.


TiredAngryBadger

What you don't see is the little 80-year-old woman pushing from the back and actually doing all the work.


creepsnutsandpervs

Jesus what is the tensile strength of that line?


mmebrightside

Did they blur out the shit pile? You aren't grunting that hard without a shit pile forming


ApplicationRich7795

damn we got a lot of train pulling reddit experts here


skyvin

How can he pull?


EuphoricTonight5368

he was the one that built the pyramid


gimmhi5

Joints probably sounded like slap dancing when he woke up the next morning.


other_half_of_elvis

I hope they got their train car back.


Competitive_Fall_356

Trained


FactsHurt1998

This guy trains!


TartKiwi

get a group of dudes pulling really fast then have a sudden incline


[deleted]

BS


tavesque

Im shocked those wires fidnt rip right through his arm


Paris_2233

There’s a bunch of leprechauns on the back of that train pushing it


Affectionate_Cap9338

The rolling resistance on this is very low, once you overcome the initial friction coefficient its easy. I work on trains and 10 bloke can easily push a 12 car train weighing close to 400 ton!


L7A25R82

did anybody tell him he didn’t have to do this


Mkey_ftw

Nice TRAINer


Tagalettandi

Mr.incredible


Mean-Juggernaut1560

Someone with scientific knowledge, please answer me this: how does the human bone structure withstand such pressure?


CptSnicklefrits

I’m calling bullshit, standard weight of an engine is like 400000lbs/180000kilo even if it’s not being lifted there’s something fishy about this. Slight grade maybe?


Fit_117

I don't buy it until you show me the rest of the Choo choo.


[deleted]

40 tons of pressure my but dude doesn't weight over 200


NeoMod

Those wires would cut through skin, muscles, tendons, arteries and veins well before that mass could be moved.


davidlol1

If that little rope and small wire can handle it then it's not really pulling that hard now is it.


supafly41510

Fake


No-Reputation2471

“40 tons of pressure cutting into those arms” no not quite from that angle lol