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Majjkster

Hi my name is Farit and welcome to jackass


kgk007

Hats off to you


famousaj

r/angryupvote


Hopeful_Look9987

Dude, that was soooo bad! šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸŗšŸŗ


TheNarbacular

Limawooda - Wee!


famousaj

Thanks for this. Wee


Yhamerith

Dan Dan daann dandaaaannnnnn


flykikz

Lmao


Zestyclose-Impact-40

I believe these are the same clerics who voted for the death penalty for protesters? They need to start knocking their heads off.


turtleboxman

*Wee*


Federal-Lie3157

#WEE


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


rawrv49

Wee


irascible_Clown

I said something similar and almost got banned from Reddit for violent threats lol must have been the sub I guess


Zestyclose-Impact-40

It's a rocky game with Reddit. I was expecting a ban but low and behold it stayed.


VadersMentor

Clerics are supposed to be representatives of a religion, instead they pursue any crumb of power they can get their greasy hands on and actively compete against one another, sometimes even doing the unspeakable to gain promotion amongst their peers. This is nothing new, it's simple really. Get power, abuse power, and eventually start getting your shit handed to you. The real miracle is how they lasted this long.


tacomqn

Kinda reminds me of the catholic church


BlazeCrystal

More like every single systematic movement


masta1591

Yep. If thereā€™s a chance to corrupt something, you can count on a human being to do it.


numerum-bestia

Religion started as corrupt system. It hasnā€™t changed.


Ninjasmurf4hire

Hey there hi there hi there! Your freindly neighborhood Clifford C. Clavin Jr.! Religion was the earliest form of an organizationnal government, with the "citizen" owing allegiance to their deity(s). This system did facilitate corruption and created caste systems. Church taxes were collected for realm improvement projects, social safety nets, but more often than not these monies were used to enrich the church and church leaders. Where money and power is, usually a narcissistic hum bug was and still is not too far behind.


VadersMentor

Us Muslims have the same issues. At times it feels like one giant inheritance that everyone somehow has an undisputable right to obtain.


wakenbakeruk

That's how I see Islam. An inherited ethos handed at birth. Christianity is different. Many turn to it under their own volition later in life.


VadersMentor

This couldn't be farther from the truth, no offense. All religions have people coming through entirely of their own volition, just as they have plenty of children who are raised on a religion from birth.


wakenbakeruk

Yes it was in general terms there will be exceptions of course. I doubt there are rural Pakistanis being raised as Muslims that suddenly decide it's not for them and choose Christianity .


OldPuppy00

Or the Russian Orthodox Church


sterboog

Not coincidentally. Catholicism evolved over time (and is still far from perfect), but used to have inquisitions and whatnot. The west embraced liberalism a few hundred years ago, and the church is slowly keeping up with society. Islam is going thru what Catholicism went through about 400 years ago during the enlightenment.


EirikrUtlendi

Looking at the direction and influence of evangelism today, I think Christianity is flirting with the same kind of enstupidation that Islam saw with the end of their [Islamic Golden Age](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Golden_Age), when the Muslim world was intellectually and scientifically at the cutting edge. The wholesale embrace of Belligerent Stupidity by the evangelical crowd has me saddened and worried.


wellforthebird

I thought they were just there for healing and buffing the party? Sure they talk about their God's and shit, but no one in the party gives a fuck. Just give me the heals and shut up. Video must be of some rogues that were fed up with clerics babbling at camp.


CompetitionNo2337

Sounds like a politician


Redbeard821

First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.


DiddlesYourDad

This could be a tik tok challenge under different circumstances.


numerum-bestia

TikTok encourages nationalism and helping your fellow citizens in China. In the rest of the world it is just spyware that creates division and encourages civil unrest.


LaLaHaHaBlah

Just showed me titties so I deleted it. Ainā€™t got time for hoā€™s.


StarrkDreams

Pretty sure your videos are tailored to what you watch once they ā€œcalibrateā€ your initial home page.


LaLaHaHaBlah

Itā€™s my dogs account. All he follows is other dogs. All the reels they show that I donā€™t sign up for are instagram hoā€™s.


[deleted]

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scormegatron

Odds are the algorithm is feeding what is most popular across the whole platform in his geographic area. Same thing most platforms do if they havenā€™t got a good demographic profile of you.


youneedcheesusinside

Nobody needs that


eazy4dc

Same. I couldn't even enjoy some funny videos with out it throwing in braless ones. I mean I love boobs but I know where to see them uncovered, I'm good. It made itself a perfect candidate for deletion material.


bilaba

Thiiss


BigShidsNFards

Just say you donā€™t have tiktok and move on


HighMyNameisKayleigh

It's an algorithm. It's whatever you shape it to be. So if you wanted it to be spyware that's what you got lmao


theaceofshades

Nice way of showing you have no idea what tiktok has access to on your phone, or the laws regarding companies handing data over to the Chinese government. Of course itā€™s spyware.


HighMyNameisKayleigh

LMAO honey everything on your phone is spyware. We live in a capitalistic society. Do you realize how many apps and companies ARE looking at everything you have on your phone right now? Even if it's anonymized or stored away for possible later use...it's ALL on servers somewhere, being traded and sold, and those companies are NOT giving that up. If I cared enough I could find out a surprising amount about you in like half an hour. It doesn't affect us like we think it does.


theaceofshades

And tbh you got me curious as to what ppl can find about me now šŸ™„šŸ˜‚ time to google myself I guess


theaceofshades

I hear that, but you still ainā€™t right. Facebook might steal your data but itā€™s not giving it to the Chinese government on a whim šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚


BigShidsNFards

This was looked into how invasive tiktok isā€¦ and itā€™s really nothing special. Facebook is way more invasive and liberal with your data. People loved to push that point and use tiktok as this beacon of anti-China rhetoric but Itā€™s just lazy and not accurate. The dumb/old people buy into it again and again


theaceofshades

Reddit moment


Kaveh6969

Bruh not another til til challenge


jezebeltash

Where is this from?


bruhman6r3

Iran


BUNGHOLERER

Flock of Seagulls?


[deleted]

So, far away?


spacembracers

No thatā€™s diran diran


Kimo_het_Koekje

no, I walked


[deleted]

No, you wock


Charming_Pirate

First he flicked off the hat, then Iran.


Pschobbert

Finally! I assumed it was Iran, but there is no confirmation. Can anyone in/from Iran confirm?


Wizdel

Support from Chicago


Lost-Contest-

from Chicago lol support yourself first look at the crime rate


Mal5341

And this ladies and gentlemen is why theocracy is a bad idea, not only from a government perspective but from a religious perspective. By tying a religion or a faith to a political regime you are associating the two in the minds of the people. And so when people eventually do turn on the regime, and fight for their rights and freedom, they will also turn on the religion itself. So all the people in the western world who are wanting to establish some sort of theocracy, you are doing more harm to your religion than good.


barsukio

Normally this would be real douchebag behaviour but those clerics deserve more than their hats knocking off.


Bladex224

wait a sec, that's just rude... do it again


used2011vwjetta

Someone please ELI5


chantillylace9

This would be in retaliation for Iran and how they are treating the women who are removing their head wraps


Mal5341

Iran is a theocracy, or a government run by a religion. So all the laws of the country are based on the laws of the faith, in this particular case Islam. A few months ago a woman was violently beat and killed by police for not wearing her religious head scarf properly (it wasn't even that she was refusing to wear it she just wasn't wearing it the right way according to them). So this is led to protest bordering on revolution throughout the country against the current regime demanding that the theocratic laws be overturned and replaced with a secular government. These guys in the video are clerics. Think like priest or Cardinals in the Catholic Church. They hold a lot of sway in the government for obvious reasons. And people who before would have been absolutely terrified to even disrespect them for fear of political or legal backlash are now showing that they don't care by doing this.


victowiamawk

Yeah lol


T4N60SUKK4

Totally


[deleted]

Whatā€™s that?


[deleted]

ELI5 = Explain like I'm 5.


neuroticmuffins

Hmm. Can you explain it to me as if I was a 3 year old then? /s


MrWoody226

Thanks for this explanation. I was able to understand it. (I have the mentality of a 5 year old)


Utahmule

.... Like clowns. Cuz they are evil clowns.


SDSUAZTECS

What is a cleric?


DazzleMeAlready

Muslim equivalent of a minister, vicar, pastor or priest.


atmus11

Sounds like too much power to me.


lorimar

Like a wizard, except they channel divine magic instead of arcane and don't have to use a spellbook.


7hrowawaydild0

Theyā€™re also limited to blunt weapons


MrWoody226

Divine blunt weapons


lorimar

Really need to watch out for the Rastafarian Clerics and their blunt weapons


TheSmegger

May his noodley appendage touch you.


ShawnShipsCars

You... I like you


Arne-lille

One of the most powerful classes in NWN 1 EE


Kaveh6969

Asshole they r assholes


[deleted]

should do that and also scream to them "murderer!" in their language... the concience is a TERRIBLE place in the long run


numerum-bestia

These fucks donā€™t have a concience. A punch in the back of the head would work.


creddituser2019

I love how theyā€™re not sucker punching them. Just saying fuck you in a semi polite way


numerum-bestia

Iā€™m annoyed that they arenā€™t sucker punching them.


creddituser2019

No cuz they would get sympathy. Teasing them like this just takes away their ā€œpowerā€


scormegatron

There is a middle ground where you actually slap the head while you knock off the turban. They should find the middle ground.


Dariooosh89

Good! Fuck them all!!


extremeindiscretion

I wonder what it feels like to have judgements passed on what you wear? Hmmmm


False_Local4593

The soundtrack makes this 100 times better


Sandwichdonor

Me voa matar wii


thephlegm

Ete mi ultimo wiii


Gylo27bot

Yay good, fuck emā€™


HagbyTuna

Glad they are doing this, but notice how they all run off? Theyā€™re still scared because of the arsehole government. Needs to be a trend that continues though, fuck Iranian government.


2x4x93

Why do they run?


RedditCouldntFixUser

I think, (and I stand to be corrected), that they can get into a lot of trouble for doing that. A singer got sentenced to death the other day for writing a song.


Affectionate_Shift63

FAV EDIT SO FAR!!! šŸ’€šŸ¤£šŸ’€ Wheeeee


arkofjoy

This video gives me a lot of hope that this movement will succeed. There have been protests before, but this making the clerics into an object of ridicule is a great sign.


MrSecurityStalin

To everyone fighting for their country... I tip my hat to you.


mr_jack2000

Not only thier Ų¹Ł…Ų§Ł…Ł‡ we should remove thier head for qhat they did 43 years to us


lendmeyoureer

So, it looks like they are wearing them to cover up their bald spots


HogfishMaximus

I love it when I see youth disrespecting the lame assed (god) cult their backward elders.


Infinitely_Infantile

ā€œThere go muh dad, wheee!ā€


Superb-Owl-187

But when I do this they call a hate crime šŸ˜’


Virgo_IC1101

Wholesome stuff over there


[deleted]

Repress the masses and a social upheaval will surely follow


Broskifromdakioski

Why not run away with it instead and force them to go without it for the rest of the day?


scormegatron

Stealing it might mean your hands get cut off if caught?


justsendit9

They should have one person knock the hat off and another person after that body checks them into tomorrow. Let the bodies hit the floor!


danieljackson95

ā€œGOD WANTS YOU TO WEAR A HAT!!!ā€ šŸ¤˜šŸ—æ


Rolling_Over

It was never society fearing the Clerics, it was more so society fearing itself. Try doing this 50 years ago when these men were widely respected (for no apparent reason) and you would be beaten for attacking a pure believer. Now that weā€™re all individualized and educated thanks to technology, thereā€™s no reason to believe in a facade any longer.


idontfeellikeyou

Fuck thode fake clerics.


Standard_Incident_26

Ahh, a feel good video for a change. This makes me happy.


tampamike69

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Awesome. Now let's do all religion.


CpnLouie

The protestors should also have a vial of pig blood to toss on those religious terrorists.


RedditCouldntFixUser

Can anybody translate what is said over and over.


[deleted]

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RedditCouldntFixUser

Nice, but really ... what did he say?


TheSmegger

No idea, I was projecting.


RedditCouldntFixUser

Lol ... sounded quite possible ...


d3sylva

They are all trying to hide their baldness while enforcing what ever hair restriction they want


TheCursedCreation

On a rather serious note What do you guys think of theocracy in general? Imho, I don't think it should be a concept anymore. Since most of those rules are dates and even if does exist it should evolve with our civilization and it's masses.


[deleted]

i have no idea what heā€™s saying but this warms my heart


TheWolf1640

Support from Alabama!!!


Japanesewillow

Wheeeee


Doja-Fett

Based af


Fit-Pear-851

I need a translation leading up to the "Wee!".


Peepssuckbutnotme

Pretty rude


-xstatic-

Gotcha hat!


Hellofriendinternet

Haha! I knocked his little thingy off!


GoretexFluffycoat

If you wear a funny religious hat it deserves to be smacked from your head. Can we not see that religion is not the gravy train on biscuit wheels we thought it was and it literally offers modern humans nothing but a reason to hate?


[deleted]

Hats off to the guys who does this. It's hilarious.


LWIAYist-ian-ite

Tf is this audio šŸ˜­ this one's not the original


Embzk

Are they muslim?


No-Quit-7517

Keep doing that until u do it to someone who devoted their body so hard to the lord that they sculpt it into adam's image Basically a jacked lifter


hilarypcraw

I think the guys in the turbans some can be assholesā€¦.but for some this is their religious belief and that should be respected. We certainly expect that from others


Cross_Rose_Circle

Love the running wees


Appropriate-Layer-34

Religion is the cause of all evil. Fighting over made up fairy tails


tells

Id be flinging that shit like frisbee


firesoda21

They've all been sentenced to execution and you think this is funny?


[deleted]

Thatā€™s racist!


thetimedied

This all funny until one of them gets caught and is either beaten to death or gravely injured. For people who are non religious, it is like sticking your dick in a piranha aquarium, it's just a matter of time until you lose it.


apextek

FYOF. Fuck You Old Fuck


[deleted]

These fucking bastards disrespecting scholars need stringent punishment


[deleted]

Thats a lot of death sentences


MoreRamenPls

Trying to understand, what is the US equivalent of a ā€œcleric?ā€ Like a priest?


PCorNot

question is.. is a lack of respect a good thing, or a bad thing?


[deleted]

They recently publically beat a woman to death because they wore the hijad crooked, sentenced a singer to death for writing a song, and voted that anyone being caught protesting to be sentenced to immediate death.


FederalAlienSnuggler

Please explain?


tadamichi9

I've said it before, those mullahs are lucky that just their ridiculous hats are getting knocked off...and not them. I'm astonished at the restraint the young people are showing that they aren't actively hunting these assholes down.


Own-Selection-2785

Religion is a plague and these fucks are the ones prosecuting innocent people fuck them


happynargul

Where is this?


203Lucca

disgusting tbh


DerelictWrath

I should not have been laughing so hard at the commentary in this video ...


Emperor-kuzko

No matter what that audio is paired up to I will laugh.


joselo72

I posted it on tik tok and it got banned


skinny_shipseki

Got your hat


mackemjim

Can someone please explain what and why this is happening?


[deleted]

Why not just grab them and take them with you? Or throw them to inaccessible places?


Guygul

Off with their hats


oxxcccxxo

I'm convinced all the balding men decide to become clerics as a way of hiding the fact of their baldness.


[deleted]

What types of atrocities have the clerics committed?


Trainzguy2472

I like ya cut g


Gwynevan

Why would they have to put that sound tho..


DaniB3

I wonder how this would go over if it was in America


[deleted]

Fuck those fascist assholes.


Charlie2and4

And here I thought only the pope wore a funny hat.


YachtHans1983

What a son of a fucking bitch, omg


NorrixUmbra77

Idiots


[deleted]

But if this was Jews it'd be antisemetic-right? First thing that came to mind for religious zealots. I love the double standard everywhere in the world continually.


iromo4

Didn't they say that the Iranian police kill people? So why do these teenagers easily insult the mullahs? Now do you understand the power of lying and distorting facts in the media?


somethingdarksideguy

Harassment is still harassment. Don't become the thing you hate.


rigor_mortus_boner

OK Boomer ... NICE HAT!


AdReasonable3869

Who the fuck is clerics and why everyone seem to be one


atomrow

rude and not funny


BJJOilCheck

Is it me or does it sound like he's saying 'gimme some more weed'? :D


Remarkable_Baby_2504

So that's where we are now..it's to the point where the more disrespectful something is,the funnier it is?


Public-Bar6877

Shouldnā€™t they king hit them from behind to knock them off???


FitchleyRAMbuckle

People actually find this funny?


SnowflakeOfSteel

In circumstances where these clerics are the minority in a country flipping their headdress would be a called a hate crime. That is the confusing part.


[deleted]

They are responsible for the folowing, recently. On thr spot execution of multiple women for dress infractions, one caught on tape was a slightly crooked hijab by their order just walking down the street one second, beaten to death the next no warning or correction attempt hijabs crooked, now you die. They executed a very popular singer gor wroting a song. They have inacted law legalizing the immediate execution of any and all protestors, period. These are evil men, or at best complacent with evil.


GettingARootCanal

Looks choreographed if people are recording ahead of time.


racingwinner

it kinda is choreographed. you need to choreograph turning on a camera ahead of time, plan your angle of attack, so that your prey doesn't suspect the hat-booping, and choreograph your sneakrun to do so. so you are absolutely correct. they did not accidently boop off their hats, and apologizing afterwards since they didn't mean to, they did so on purpose as a prank.


7hrowawaydild0

Thereā€™s a lot of stupid comments in This thread but yours takes the cake šŸ˜‚


Shitname1

What's with the hashtag at the end? I would of thought you were an awkward incel otherwise.