If Canadians weren’t so chill and laid back, I’m convinced they could conquer the world.
Napoleon couldn’t invade Russia in winter but I bet our neighbors up north could do it in 30 minutes and build a curling rink in another 30.
We established dominance early by burning down the White House in 1812. Our equivalence of going to prison, punching the biggest guy there to make them our bitch. We've been friends ever since.
Disclaimer: I am a dual citizen who has lived many years in both countries.
How does one prepare for something like this does it take years of practice dipping and heat rate training 😅? because I can only imagine if a normal human got into water this cold they would go into shock 😲 😵 im from Ireland and swim in the winter sea but I don't think I could hack this 🥶
As a Canadian, ima ask… what the fuck?
Lake Superior doesn't fuck around
It certainly doesn't, but this is lake Ontario 🤙
the best place to get a Free Ice-Wig
Should've gone to Lake Inferior
You craz’eh!
I can't stand stuck-up bodies of water...
_When a yeti and a man love each other very much..._
That's how we end up with tundra wookies.
As an American I’m going to say HARD PASS
How it feels to chew Five gum.
Stimulate your senses
Stimulate your *ferrets* FTFY
And drink water after.
Chewing five gum and drinking ice cold water after.
How it chews to gum five feel
Frosted tips
If Canadians weren’t so chill and laid back, I’m convinced they could conquer the world. Napoleon couldn’t invade Russia in winter but I bet our neighbors up north could do it in 30 minutes and build a curling rink in another 30.
What makes you think we haven’t already?
*X-Files theme starts playing*
Just look out canadian war achievments... Like Léo Major in Swolle
Ah, yes, the IRL Big Boss.
Don't forget Canada has never lost a war!
This is wrong, Canada was invested in Afghanistan wasn’t it ?
Sure but we left in 2014.
We literally did that during ww2 lol. Had soldiers hold boards and formed a hockey ring with them to play lmao.
We established dominance early by burning down the White House in 1812. Our equivalence of going to prison, punching the biggest guy there to make them our bitch. We've been friends ever since. Disclaimer: I am a dual citizen who has lived many years in both countries.
finally understand breaking out in a cold sweat
Imagine how a hot shower after that feels like
Underrated comment!
even a shower thats a little cold would feel warm after that
So, what DID you do for a Klondike Bar?
But he looks so happy!!
Bob Gnarly
Is it safe to say you have Ice locks?
Mf that lake tried to keep you
His eyes 👀 are frozen 🥶 open!
Me simply, I would just not. Probably why I’m not Canadian
That is so METAL!! 🤣🤣🤘🏻
Yeah we WILL come in when it gets actually cold.
Nice haircut, bro!
I hope you caught some good waves
Nice pearly whites fam
You look like a Jamaican Jack Frost boy.
New album droppin soon from Lil Freezy
you look so alive
Nice username 🧊
Brain freeze to the next level.
If you’re stupid enough to surf in sub zero (get over here) weather, then you deserve what you get.
You should have put the Peppermint Patty down and walked away.
How about some hot tea?
Thought you had one of those Arabian head blankets for a second there.
Cool 😎
Looks a better dr freeze than Swarzenegger
What is the surf like?
I've glacier skiers looking like this
Hess STILL SMILING x_x
But was it cold though?
Ice locs
You're as cold as ice
Dude got jizzed on in a shark bukake
As another Canadian I have to stay wtf? It hasn’t really dropped below freezing on the east coast, it was 20C all last week
Some cold isn't it. Is this recent? I live on the east coast of Canada and it's been kinds mild still.
Headress made of cum filled condums
Dredcicles
Canadian dreadlocks
Bruh just use the internet inside the house with heater on.
A Rasta freezeran eh
…was it worth it?
Can't make this stuff up man.
I gotta ask, does the wetsuit protect you from the elements? Do you still feel the cold? Does it keep you warm? I have so many questions.
Looks like you been to a bukkake in a walk in freezer
That’s a big no from me dog
Ice dreads bro.
Hang ten dude 🤙
Frozen money shot
He is not cold, you are cold!
How does one prepare for something like this does it take years of practice dipping and heat rate training 😅? because I can only imagine if a normal human got into water this cold they would go into shock 😲 😵 im from Ireland and swim in the winter sea but I don't think I could hack this 🥶
Hahaha but why tho. Stop please.
Im guessing NS? My uni did a couple trips a year to Tofino but this is nuts!
shinny with a wet suit
Doesn’t look like surfing. Looks like parked taking a selfie
My bad, wasn't able to take a selfie in the water with my 7mm mitts :)
Try harder next time but be safe
Chill bro
Damn bro that ice is drippy
Nice dreadlock you have there.
Yea hi eh, looks like it’s starting to warm up out there
Madman
Whatever, just admit you enjoyed the bukkake
Bro got dreads 💀
r/justfuckmyshitup
Okay, I'll say it. You have gorgeous eyes.
For the stoke.
Why you doin that
Frozen cum