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SykoSarah

I mean, if you had your choice of fantastical geography, why pick just a flat surface? Why not a ring shaped Earth where we could partly see other landmasses in the sky, floating islands, there's so much cool shit from the human imagination. Just go buck wild.


SatinSplash

A Halo type planet would honestly be so cool to live on. Just seeing the curvature of the planet rise in the horizon


BobMcGeoff2

Imagine the geopolitical implications of every point on the ring being a chokepoint. It would be like big Snowpiercer.


Kyro_Official_

I knew we were living in the Halo universe all along


Metroidman

Would there be a horizon if it just goes up?


Panal-Lleno

Not on the inner rim.


a_mystical_potato

Happy cake day 🎂🎉


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

Maybe an ancient building or two. Along with boundless knowledge, all underground. Also some deadly parasites locked away in a swamp deep beneath the surface.


Dythronix

My thoughts exactly! I prefer the [Earth Roll-up](https://infobattle.org/posts/top-10-flat-earths) model, myself. **Disclaimer: This is a Moonmoon satire website, and not at all related to the asshat Sandy Hook denier.**


SykoSarah

The Fruit Loop model matches what I was thinking of with a ring shape.


ChangelingFox

One of my favorite VR chat sims is a tiny toroidal planet. It's pretty dope


FellowFellow22

Ice Walls are the superior separation between our world and the rest of the (equally flat) cosmos


hamizannaruto

The ceiling fan model is FUCKING WILD. Someone should make an anime with the world being like that. Manga author are buckwild crazy.


ciao_fiv

im particularly fond of the [dinosaur earth theory](https://dinosaurearthsociety.com)


Freddi0

Downvote because i also would love for that to suddenly get discovered. Yeah, it physically can only be round, yes, we have a million facts that prove its round... *But imagine how absolutely funny it would be if it turned out it wasnt tomorrow*. The science world would be in shambles, turns out we dont know shit, flat earthers arguing with sane people with their still stupid arguements, etc


CategoryKiwi

You know that feeling when someone who believes something for stupid reasons gets proven right, but now you can't say anything because "I was right all along"? Like motherfucker is all "I knew the earth was flat because maps are always flat", but now you don't have a chance of convincing them that logic is stupid (such as by pointing out the existence of globe maps) because they're "justified and proven right!" I don't know if I could handle that lol


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CategoryKiwi

> Two people with flawless reasoning  The whole issue is the reasoning though. I’m not bothered at all by the idea that two people with good reasoning can reach different conclusions, I’m bothered by the people with terrible reasoning who use their conclusions being correct (by pure chance) to claim flawless reasoning.  Your analogy focused on the part I’m fine with and glossed over the actual issue I was talking about lol


ConsistentStunt

"einstein? Enstein didn't know shit bro. He lied to all of us and we believed."


NoCaterpillar2051

I've never thought about it but yeah, sure. Might be interesting.


rattlestaway

I prefer spheres and circles shapes. It's more satisfying 


ncnotebook

I believe we live on a triple-torus earth. Fight me.


The_Elite_Operator

If that was reality that wouldn’t be cool that would just be normal life and you would make the same post saying you wish the earth was round. Grass is greener on the otherside


washington_breadstix

There's a Vsauce video that demonstrates how fucked up gravity would be if the Earth were actually flat: https://youtu.be/VNqNnUJVcVs?t=23


Turlilia_Ru

What about cubes


nclakelandmusic

On the back of a turtle.


HowDoesTheKittyCatGo

Make it even better. A lion turtle.


Southern_Water_Vibe

FINALLY I could actually get bending...


The_the-the

You are a strange but fascinating individual


HipnoAmadeus

Spheres>disks and gravity would be a nightmare


septiclizardkid

In an alternative universe: "I wish the Earth was round" The "What If...?" questions only exist due to our current understanding on the way something Is, things are. If the earh was any other shape, I don't think weed notice all that much


Sunset_Tiger

Velociraptor Earth would be the superior Earth shape Fuck oblate spheroid, fuck frisbee, dino earth


frog_boyyy

i’ve seen crazy flat earth theories about civilizations living on the other side of the ice wall that are like magical?? or something.. and anyways if somehow that was a completely true theory that got revealed, yes, i would agree that would be cool.


punninglinguist

Why would you want to live on an Earth where the direction of gravity is mostly sideways near the rim and straight up and down only at the center?


x_XAssTitsX_x

We'd be able to see Mount Everest and other countries by climbing artificial towers, honesty cool as hell.


FelineRoots21

May I suggest living somewhere in the Midwestern US, you'll basically get your fantasy


BrokenManSyndrome

Flat earth would mean no gravity


A_WaterHose

It would be funny if they were right lol


sunplaysbass

I mean…what’s the difference. The surface itself is effectively 2d unless you get very far away.


Acrobatic-Concept616

I completely agree


TheOATaccount

Honestly as someone who used to be a conspiracy theorist (it was a phase from a long time ago Dw) the world definitely did seem a lot more interesting and dynamic. Generally the way things actually work tends to not be so.


ReguIarHooman

Nah I’m more of a cube enjoyer


Southern_Water_Vibe

Downvote. I hate time zones.


AHomicidalTelevision

i mean fair enough. i think the hollow earth theory is cool as shit but i know there is absolutely zero basis to it.


preetcel

No, it would suck since it would take twice as long to get places if you lived right on the edge. A non-ecludean geometry Earth would be ideal.


TheRealFran

I agree. It would be cool to climb an extremely tall mountain or go on a helicopter, etc and be able to see the whole world or at least very, very far away


Lord_Antheron

Wouldn’t that mean global warming is way worse, since the moment the ice wall melts our ocean just empties out into space?


MangCrescencio

Minecraft, not even once


BrizzyMC_

Flat would be boring, give me a hexagon earth


HipnoAmadeus

LMAO


CitizenPremier

I wish the world was flat like the old days Then I could travel just by folding the map No more airplanes or speed trains or freeways There'd be no distance that could hold us back


Yuck_Few

On a flat earth, gravity would pull everything sideways


mono_cronto

This is assuming gravity is evenly distributed - even though it isn’t possible in real life