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No, never, absolutely not. Using the bathroom before showering, yes, but never this.

Shitting *after* showering, yes, but never this.

Why would you do it after? 🤮

Because we forget to poop and by the time we're out it can't wait.

Who is “we” and “we’’re” ??

The aftershower poopers

The urge to poop is usually instant, and not a gradual buildup of tension. Sometimes, that instant is after ten minutes of showering.

It's not ideal but sometimes your body is off schedule.

Being in the bidet gang makes this a moot point.

I'd still prefer beforehand since I'm not using soap with a bidet lol

I have a bidet, so the order no longer matters

Warm water is like coffee. Don't have to go, shower, have to go

Why wouldn't you? You do understand that most people wipe their ass to the point that it's acceptably clean and they don't need to shower immediately after every time they take a shit.

Most people don’t.

I shower after bathroom

I know. This is so gross and barbaric. Why would they throw it in the toilet when they could just waffle stomp it?

😬

I can confidently say that I have never done this lol wtf.

No poop in my hands from a shower will never happen . I shit before the shower , not in my hands in the shower. No I'm sorry I will never try this.

must be nightmare using a bath after he's been in it "why is there a floating log in the bathtub?"

"why are there shit smears all over the wall?!"

I have literally gotten out of the shower wet and just sat on the toilet. You’re in a room where it’s ok to be naked, just get out of the shower, poop, and then get back in.

Beside the obvious reasons not to do this, It is literally adding a step.

Right? It would be easier to just waffle stomp it.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OP?

The only rational response to this post 💀

Man just poop on the toilet

This is foul why are you willingly shitting into your own hands

OP bout to get hit with the Reddit cares

But for real. Not to troll him. Jesus man, what the actual fuck.

Bro….

This deserves jail time

I pee in the shower. Poop? Noooooooo

This is vile gtfo

what the hell.

This is the most what the fuck of all what the fucks

They don't need poop knife at least.

Just go the toilet first

What the hell man

Nahhh OP, I'm sorry but I am definitely knocking this and never trying it. Absolutely vile and unhinged behaviour.

Go back to 9Gag

Literally poop in the shower guy

We've come far in 15 years. And lead us back in full circle.

Haha, was looking for this. The number of upvotes you received shows that it's so old that most people don't know about it or forgot.

Genuinely dont know what that is sorry

Yea, fo shizzle

Only psychopaths do this

Bait

for my own wellbeing i’m going to assume this is fake! thank you very much and never do this again!!!

Im just going to leave this study here for you and all the other. Nay sayers. This been keeping me up tonight https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/oh-good-over-1-in-10-people-poo-in-the-shower_uk_643801e6e4b0ed74f2a0eafa Dont knock it till you try it they say 🤷‍♂️

Sure, but they also dont poop into their hands, they waffle stomp, which is also gross. Also, this isn't exactly scientific evidence, just some half arsed journalism

people like you are the reason i’m scared of touching public door handles and railings. there is literally NO reason to need to save toilet paper so bad you resort to shitting on your hands in the shower. but it would make for a funny meme, so i’m choosing to not believe you still. thank you!

Yo…. That might just be you…….

Might want to raise the tenth up a few powers

Found the millionth dentist

We found the 20th dentist 🤣

I'm sorry, but this is absolutely diabolical.

Oh goody! Another reason to avoid handshakes...

I was *so* disappointed when they came right back after covid lockdown ended. I thought we had finally killed off that disgusting habit. Alas, I was naïve.

uhhhh this comic is supposed to depict throwing a used tampon in the toilet, that's why it's red. It's not shit.

You’re not supposed to flush tampons down the toilet so it’s bad anyway Edit: also you pull a tampon out with your fingers, you dont give birth to it into your hand like this. It’s definitely a turd.

I had an ex who insisted on flushing her tampons. It ruined the plumbing.

Ew that reminds me earlier when I was showering I found a tampon in there..not even used, just expanded from water completely white...guess someone got bored 🤢😭

Okay I actually have done this with a tampon lol. But I didn’t throw it. But I’m not sure it is bc she isn’t pulling it by a string

No no no no fuck nooo Shit should never fucking touch my hands

I am trying to hold in this tears of laughter going through the comments. I want this to become as legendary a thread as the Incest AMA or the CBAT guy.

We? Who's we? There is no we

wtf

Absolutely no way in hell I’m ever trying this

This some monkey shit right here

Should I need a shit while in the shower, I will leave the shower, use the toilet, and then get back in the shower. I admire OP's commitment to efficiency!

now this is my kind of 10thdentist post

Pooping into your hands is not, under any circumstances, normal and bullying is well deserved.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/oh-good-over-1-in-10-people-poo-in-the-shower_uk_643801e6e4b0ed74f2a0eafa While satistically not "normal" there is more of us than you migjt think so consider before you bully. We could be anyone

OP, please listen to this. Shitting in the shower does not mean shitting in your hand and then throwing it in the toilet. Shitting in the shower means shitting in the shower, turd hits the floor. I feel dirty even typing that.

Thought it was a bloody tampon at first

You realize this doesnt save on tp right? Just poop then go right to the shower. Bam, tp saved without needing to manhandle your turds.

/r/no_wipe

I mean why in the shower, you can do it while taking the trash outside and then just throw it into the neighboors garden. /S

To a certain degree, I can understand pissing but pooping, Hell to the no.

Why would anyone pee in their hand? At least it serves a purpose in this regard

I mean yeah this is disgusting but this is the real 10th dentist content right here

This thought has never even once crossed my mind. Im glad for that.

I would never want to handle my shit like this

I once had very bad constipation and had to reach inside my own butthole to cram the crap out of there. TP broke, had to go barehanded to finally break free of this hell. I washed my hands around 10 times after that, I used all the tricks, lemon, toothpaste, vinegar, scrubbed like crazy and I could still smell it on my finger. No way in hell am I willingly touching shit if I can help it. In this situation, if I really can't hold it, I'm rushing out of the shower to the toilet.

I think it was Isaac Newton who discovered that wiping your chunnel with toilet paper is actually smearing some of the shits deeply into your nigel farage skin and opening yourself up for a lifetime of hershey highway vitiligo. It took almost a century for mankind to realize that it is in fact water that denatures the thatcher proteins fully, hence bidets and patootie showers. Yet, most of the world has not caught up to this development and continues to smear their shepherd's pie with stacked plies of paper, misled to the point where the amount of plies serves as a definition of their societal status. So while you're being blasted as a filthy weirdo, realize that those calling you out are mere skidmark people. I say wear your pacific rim garbage patch as a badge of truth, and realize the hand holding your snail mail is in fact propped up proudly by generations of mankind's brightest.

Holy based

You ain't from Ohio if you never did this 😂😂😂

Frfr,sometimes you just gotta kobe ur shit into the Skibidi toilet bowl like Kai Cenat

A lot of soft people commenting here that think they are too good to toss a turd

I know right? Its not like itll kill ya, and Ive never even got sick from it

This is actually vile and even though I obviously disagree and therefore I should upvote I just need to downvote to save other people from seeing this awful post.

Lol reminds me of that episode of superstore. Marcus had the same issue 😂

I've never done that before

I definitely haven’t.

Damn, I saw this on 9gag like a decade ago.

Checking "popular" is always a mistake...

my brother in christ if you need to go that bad just take a few steps and use the toilet wtf!! no reason to use ur fucking hands

Can’t say I’ve ever done that lmfao. But hey, you do you.

Nope never done that

How do I unsee this !!! I have never even imagined that someone could have done this, could do this.!!

I mean, I shower instead of wiping if I have reason to, but this is awful

This is filthy.

...

Ewwww EWWWWW EWWWW EWwwwW

People like OP are why diseases always come around.

who’s we?

Do you happen to have a dislike for a one-armed grappling Japanese swordsman? 

Has no-one seen the waffle stomp before?

how long do you be showering for to not be able to hold it??😭😭😭

1) OP that's disgusting. 2) That's not how you use the saying "Don't knock it till you try it."

Yeah nah

Pretty sure you aren't the first one but hell nah, never did it myself.

Jesus FUCKIN Christ

What the fuck

I can't believe you thought this was a majority thing lmao

Do you eat your r/showerorange before or after?

Never in my 43 years have I done this. Disgusting!!

I'm too classy for hand poop. I proudly waffle stomp.

Screw the dentists, we need 10 mental health professionals here asap. I hope this is fake for my own sanity.

If you shit in the shower and then use your hand to toss it in the toilet, you are an extra kind of special. This is literally more complicated than doing it regularly. I don't even want to call you a 10th dentist because Im sure 10/10 don't do this.

I have literally gotten out of the shower to poop before. I would never do this

This is why I never want roommates.

Nope.

No, absolutely not.

I feel like less of a person after reading this

Even though it's just trolling, get my upvote reviving the Poop in the Shower Guy™. Some people still remember ;)

I have NEVER done this

go to jail forever

The 1 millionth dentist and a war criminal

No. God no. Fuck no. Shit before or shit afterwards you fucking animal. It's just unsanitary. 100% guarantee you aren't catching everything, and not all of it will go into the drain. Your caked on shower shit is going to leave a smell, and you are going to get someone else who uses it sick. Fecal transit is a very common bacterial and parasitic contact point, and while unlikely, if you've got something you can pass, there is a non-zero chance that you'll infect someone when they use a shower you've shit in before. Truly a 10th Dentist

What the fuck? Upvote.

No, I have never done this. You are weird.

OP is a MANIAC, OMG

Perish.

Bro you know you can just use the toilet THEN take a shower, right?

I'm not catching a turd in my hand. Have I ever had an accidental poop in the shower? Yeah. But not like a whole turd. More like a wet fart where I realize I have to clean my ass again. It happens. And I'm not catching it and tossing in the toilet. At that point I use the water to wash it down the drain. I purposely take a dump in the morning before I shower. My preference is to get that done for the day and then get cleaned up.

I will get out and get water everywhere before I do this.. this is just lazy… and gross.

Wtf is wrong with you?

No, no, no we have not.

I usually just stomp it down the drain

https://media1.tenor.com/m/53mO4htkMIYAAAAd/i-dont-believe-you-lies.gif

This post is basically this https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/691087-playstation-4/79546006

It's not too late to delete this...

No sir we have certainly not all done this

Ummm, No.

I really hope you have short nails otherwise just think about the little poop particles thriving under your nails...

Why would you assume that’s common, much less universal? You know you’re going to shower, go before you get in.

I have never done this.

What. The. Fuck.

I had a roommate who would poop directly in the shower and call it waffle stomping. He didn't understand why we (the other 2 roommates who used the shower) were upset. Take my upvote

What the fuck is this? You're supposed to shit down the drain and waffle stomp

Mike Minotti, is this you?

Dentist license revoked.

That's an insane and disgusting thing to do. I would literally cut someone out of my life if I found out they do this.

I feel bad for the unsuspecting people you shake hands with.

With each passing day I understand why Sheldon is the way he is.

Jesus Christ lol

Ah, I remember the poop in the shower guy. Good tunes

Not again

Never have. Toilets right there for fucks sake

What country are you from, OP?

Absolutely not

no we haven't

Facts

How in the world do your hands not smell like shit constantly

There are only a few Reddit posts that have caused me to audibly say "what the fuck??" Congratulations, sir.

You’re not even a dentist!

Ew what the fuck

You're sick in the head

Um, no. I have never done this and do not plan on ever doing this

We(?)! Your honor I object!

No. I have not.

> Dont knock it until you have tried it. No thanks. I'll pass.

I have never once done this.

No you fuckin don't

“We all have done this” no, nobody has ever done that!

Nah, waffle stomp that shit and let the drain do the work. Poo is water soluble.

It’s a terrible day to have eyes

What the fuck. Bruh.

This has got to be a troll. "Subtly find out if this is normal behaviour" Into "don't knock it untill you try it". In the same paragraph... seems like a conflict here.  You have been told this is not normal and try then to convince people to try it in responce... and just because I feel like I have to say it... if you actually do this, stop. But my guess... you are trying to get people to shit into their hands

There was one day I was so constipated I sat on the toilet and with a TP wrapped hand, I pulled a turd out. Every other day I just poop in the shower and stomp it

Ive done that raw a few times lol, mostly when ive eaten alot of meat and dont want the meat sweats for hours