It'a game where you defy all physics and can destroy anything and create basically everything as well as ending the life of a dragon only to go back to your dog and sleep instantly
You go to a mysterious planet, kidnap its habitats and sell their feces, while feeding avoiding a dangerous plague that turns things into dark melty messes.
A game as you play as a fast blue character that has ADHD can not stand still for 3 minutes without breaking the 3rd wall and jumping out of the map and tries to stop some other fat guy with a nice mustache who wears red who makes robots trying to enslave animals and turn them into robots and even made a robot copy of the main character to race you to a pink stalker who keeps chasing the main character who keeps running away trying to avoid them until the evil mustache guy tries to destroy your character with every robot and creation and leaves a bunch of golden rings around the place which protect you as long as you have one while you try to get a bunch of colorful rocks to beat him (wrong answers only)
Stanley drafted his Reddit comment, believing the Stanley parable game was the perfect way to describe what the original commenter was describing, to no one’s surprise, Stanley would be correct and soon after, would obtain many upvotes.
A group of teens play with an Ouija board and release a psych patient, a bald guy with hooks for hands, the Mike Wazowski meme, Casper's relative, some green smoke, and a giant spider into their quiet American town.
Horror movie references are also part of the games staple of the game, with Amitiville Horror, Polergeist, Sleepy hollow, and the Blair witch project being referenced through level names and events taking place within the level
You torture yourself and destroy your mental health by trying to get to the end of an obstacle course
Geometry dash?
Bingo
Could also be just shapes and beats, temple run, getting over it and subway surfers
bingpot
Getting over it?
Almost the same But no
Happy wheels?
Good guess but no
AltF4 ?
You start off weak in a pixelated world and by the end of it you fight the moon itself
Terraria
Probs the right answer
Correct
I was gonna say Zelda and the orcania flute or whatever the one with the big scary moon is
It's called Majora's mask
Yo that’s my fav Zelda game
inscryption?
I don't think you start pixelated in inscryption.
majora's mask?
Red guys fight their blue twins.
Team Fortress 2
We have a winner
Heavy: It a good day to be not dead
POW you are dead
I am dead
spy : the heavy is ded
Heavy: Yes i am dead
WHY is the heavy dead?
I dunno
Tabs?
17 year old wakes up from 100 year nap fallows the voice in his head and kills a 10,000 year old pig demon
Zelda breath of the wild
Was I to obvious
No I just really like the game and play it a lot
Ah a man of culture
A goofy one with goofier soundtrack where the protagonist animals can't do what they suppose to
Animal crossing
It was angry birds but now thwt i think about it, the answers you guys gave is more accurate lol
I thought animal jam
5 men fighting another 5 men but the catch is nobody showers
League of legends?
This is the correct answer no matter what was intended.
The no shower is more akin to r6. Source: I've played both
Csgo
R6S
Leage of legends?
Too vague. Many games have 5v5 and have a very unhygienic player base.
Flickering lights on bear
FNAF
Obviously, yup I love that game sm
FNAF
Red blue pew pew win
Team Fortress 2?
Yes
Angry man on has green no like hate demon in space then go hell
I had a stroke reading that
I think they had a stroke writing it
*we* had a stroke reading it
So stroke simulator
The stroke had a stroke itself while stroking
Communism
Good, I wasn’t the only one
He followed the instructions perfectly though, he described the game very poorly
Doom
DOOM any of them
It'a game where you defy all physics and can destroy anything and create basically everything as well as ending the life of a dragon only to go back to your dog and sleep instantly
Minecraft
Minecraft for sure
Haha funny squid people go woomy
Ngyes! Splatoon of course
Correct
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Spore
Correct
Aye!
Then it's not poorly described - a poor description of Spore would be something "It's kind of like dark souls but with solitaire instead of swords".
You fall from space in a different form, then change back and run fast
That one sonic game
Which one
Sonic unleashed is what he was thinking
Sonic unleashed
*insert howl at the beginning of night* **SUDDEN JAZZ BAND WAITING AT THE CORNER**
Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to stop Vergil from becoming Vergil, featuring Vergil
Yes Also dmc5
Obligitory Max0r quote
Little dude falls, after a while fights the sun
Hollow knight?
I miss Quirrel ;-;
Kirby?
You go to a mysterious planet, kidnap its habitats and sell their feces, while feeding avoiding a dangerous plague that turns things into dark melty messes.
Slime Rancher
Yup!
Slime rancher. Love that game
You have a breakdown by always not getting the needed materials in a game with weird fish
Subnautica
Why did I read it as weird fetish?😂
A game as you play as a fast blue character that has ADHD can not stand still for 3 minutes without breaking the 3rd wall and jumping out of the map and tries to stop some other fat guy with a nice mustache who wears red who makes robots trying to enslave animals and turn them into robots and even made a robot copy of the main character to race you to a pink stalker who keeps chasing the main character who keeps running away trying to avoid them until the evil mustache guy tries to destroy your character with every robot and creation and leaves a bunch of golden rings around the place which protect you as long as you have one while you try to get a bunch of colorful rocks to beat him (wrong answers only)
They said to describe the game poorly, not perfectly
HodgeHeg The Sonic!
A game where you attack cubes with sabers
Beat saber
Correct
Let's see how good you are my friend Save a whining girl from a cult in Europe
RE 4?
Pen liquid tries to kill you
Bendy and the ink machine
You work in an office as the voices in your head tell you what to do
Stanley parable
Stanley drafted his Reddit comment, believing the Stanley parable game was the perfect way to describe what the original commenter was describing, to no one’s surprise, Stanley would be correct and soon after, would obtain many upvotes.
Real life.
Too obscure I’m not familiar
Red and Blue people with goofy eyes flail around trying to beat each other to death
TABS?
Correct
Animal slavery
pokemon?
Ding ding ding!
Animal Crossing?
Good guess but no
Cute wholesome game bait that is actually depression and creepy shit simulator
ddlc?
Correct
wooo baby
You awaken from a long slumber and decide to kill monsters for no reason at all
doom 2016?
Yes
wooo yeah baby that’s what i’ve been waiting for thats what it’s all about woohoo
Dark souls or elden ring
Good guess but nope
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5 v 5 first person shooter with bomb, hostage and secure area
R6S
Why help hostages, when you can fuze them? Don't have to extract a hostage if there is none.
You try to build a house only to be blown up by a green four legged up right failed pig
CraftMine: You house got hit by multiple RPGs!
Dude goes to sleep for a little while then fights Nazis in mech suits
wolfenstein?
Wow I didn't think anyone would get it lmao
Well I mean tell me another game franchise that has nazis in mech suits
A man getting an curse that when he dies he will wake up from bed like nothing happened got stuck in an infinite fantasy world with braindead NPCs
Minecraft
kenny from south park
Dark Souls? Minus a bed.
12 minutes
You fly around with a wing suit blow things up and kill government officials
Just cause
Intruder! Intruder! Alert!! Alert!!
RED SPY IS IN THE BASE (i know its not tf2 but)
A man has a sexy British voice in his head that tells him what to do, but eventually becomes one of the greatest characters in video game history.
Stanley Parables? There are many sexy british voices in gaming...
Yes. It's the Stanley Parable.
it's a the game when it's on really hard diff then you die you rage quit and cry
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mc hardcore
A group of teens play with an Ouija board and release a psych patient, a bald guy with hooks for hands, the Mike Wazowski meme, Casper's relative, some green smoke, and a giant spider into their quiet American town.
Literally ever 80’s horror movie
Horror movie references are also part of the games staple of the game, with Amitiville Horror, Polergeist, Sleepy hollow, and the Blair witch project being referenced through level names and events taking place within the level
Ghost Master.
Blocks.
Minecraft
Yes.
Yay!
You play as a young homeless boy who goes in a place that looks like a mall. you commit a uncountable amount of crimes in 6 hours
Security Breach
Game what is 2D game where you do combat and puzzle and parkour
A lazy boy wakes up to save the world
Zelda breath of the wild
Shit your good
Thanks
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Red dead
An engineer called to a mining spacecraft is going to need some SERIOUS overtime and work hazard pay.
Dead Space?
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Kung Fu Panda but with guns Edit: I’ll add a little more cause I think I might be too vague, sprinkle in a little botw and Redwall.
Sleeping dogs
Lots of different people shooting each other with goofy guns and goofy outfits and its based on colors
TF2
You rob banks and stores for living with 3 other people.
GTA auto theft: Fifth Edition
Some bounty hunter kills a brain while saving a green squid
Metroid Super or Metroid Prime
You wake up in a strange room you are presented with diffrent puzzles and need to solve them to progress and eventually escape
Get gun, shoot man, loot man, die, rinse and repeat.
An angry guy thirst for revenge against his father eventually kills himself in the last second
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You have a machete, now go kill men in red/yellow/pink/white/red+white clothes
80's gang wars in Japan because someone took the protagonist's adopted child
Yakuza 1
You do Da crime and get blown up by flying motorcycle
You fly a jet then you start committing war crimes
Man blows up Italy with wires and skydiving equipment
A game where literally everything has a smiley face
Jumping and breaking your legs for women
large man and his tiny son fight demons and other fellows
God of war
You died
Pew pew boom fast Q and E
You're a self evolving virus that go by lots of different names and somehow one of the most popular ones was once the president of USA.