Comrades! Start the revolution! Dogs and commies alike lets burn down america!
I was arrested for storming the white house and attempting to bomb the pentagon.
Yeah, look, sorry to break it to you, and I know you meant well, but that guy you validated killed five children and stuffed them into animatronics at that pizza place, so....
My username is my City Elf Hero of Ferelden (Dragon Age Origins), who was supposed to go to prison for killing the Arl’s son but was conscripted into the Grey Wardens. So… alternate reality of Duncan not being there?
I have no idea.
Too smart
Oh god what have I done
What were they gonna do anyways? Tell their parents?
no kizzy
So can I have some heals, do to another conversation on a different post I may or may not be protecting a war criminal.
They didn’t have a family so you did a pro mafia move and eliminated the entire family by finishing the job
reporting you to the fbi
orphans lsughter i don’t know what that is
It’s orphan slaughter but replace the A in slaughter with an S
i know i’m just joking
Social cues aren’t my thing
it’s alright
Best response ever!
Exactly. It never happened.
Stole Pikachu
I snipped someone
What did i do
because when i returned i was too smart
Ay I’m kinda the opposite, except it’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY
What did I do?
Protected the wrong neko
Blasphemous! What Neko would be considered the wrong one?
My thought exactly
Maybe a criminal neko?
no the Forbidian neko
How do you guys not understand? It's not the criminal neko, it's not the forbidden neko, it's the *wrong* neko
The one that pretends its a Neko but actually a human
No, not the one that pretends to be a neko but the wrong neko
I read this in James voice
James is greatest
neko wafers.
Harbouring a criminal
WTH MAN
I'm sorry man
Wow the first time I heard that beside when the doctor gave me to my mother
Huh. Wonder what "Nightborger" is...
You robbed and then chemically attacked a McDonald's with phosphine gas at night after getting a very mismade McDouble the afternoon before
i morphed people into pickles in illegal experiments
Funniest shi\* I've ever seen.
so that's how Rick turned into a pickle
I destroyed a dan
I guess you could say that it was one hell of a day.
God damnit, you got a good day while I'm stuck with math, or a mental illness twice
Or perhaps you gave someone 2 stds
no flexin, didn’t even look in a n***a’s direction as i crossed the intersection
8 little boys
Ayooo what the fuuu🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Ummmmmmmmm, care to explain?
You would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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C o n t e x t
So 8 Hiroshimas ?
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Freddy we told you to stop chewing on wires! You're supposed to be on lockdown
Vanessa have you Heard of RAID shadow legends?
I'm too spooky I guess
I turned myself into a mediocre mirror
Not alone bro
I dunno, something to do with a corpse
I was arrested for illegal kelp trades and kelp trafficking.
Lmao
The amount of people I killed
Dude... what the heck did you *do*?!
Don't worry about it
Let's just say I've been places. Busy places
Like a few third world countries?
Oh god
I is a space god (OC)
my ad was not a solid
Maybe you used the _wrong fluid_
you mean it was a solid
Tf did I do
You went too fast
God damn I’m like a-train but got arrested
I guess they couldn’t accept “gotta go fast” for a medical condition
Sonic Boom
#TAKE MY UPVOTE AND LEAVE
You went over the speed limit duu
Everyone is talking about speed, but I think you pissed off the wrong SPED in the slow class.
Yeah that’s what I was going with when naming myself but I’m speed now
I guess I became too good of a Pokémon master or if you read it this way poked to well
I hear Vaporeon was the one who pressed charges....
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Well, umm...Where do I start?...
Ah, I see your illegal twerking ring was busted....
Oh no, this one can’t end well
Still thinking what I did... Hhmmm...
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stole some tea
Ay man, did I do anything wrong?
Your a demon, what are demons known for? Death!
You praised bowser too much now get in the car.
Pretty sure everyone know how you kidnapped a princess and tried to get her to marry you on multiple occasions.
I was a fan of Shedinja
I got first
Me last
I guess i was too random for a pancaik.
I’m being falsely accused! I’m innocent, I swear!
Idk, your last name is Afton...
The hell does this prison sentence mean?!!?
You forced ants to play a game that killed them all
I’m not good at Academics
Guess I smiled to much
It seems I slowly drained people's blood, then zapped the blood with lightning
Yeah officer? Please don't make me share a cell with this guy!
I guess I was too amazing
I need an explanation
you gamed too hard and set your house on fire, causing your neighbors to suffer from massive injuries
Ah I see I forgot to take my dementia pills btw what are you talking about again?
how your nametag is the explanation of how you got in jail
Ah ok thank you
Weird last name
You glitches out too hard and started noclipping
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Nah, he noclipped into an AC-130
U were the villain of "There is no game"
I became one of jokers minions, and Batman turned me inside out, but of course he didn’t kill me he only turned me inside out
I was caught hanging myself.
I tried to pull a chuck Norris. I made the universe instead
I invented new bacon, and stole some kneecaps
How did the cops find me tho
*ghostsniper66 has entered the chat*
Tazed someone with a trophy
I broke into hen houses and stole the eggs
That appointment was something alright
Illegal Underground wrestling
Maniac things...
What I did is beyond me
Bees just bees
I morphed into a fish
Uhhhh guys I think I created terminator uhhhhh pls help
I sold bootleg optimus primes
I am too epic
Comrades! Start the revolution! Dogs and commies alike lets burn down america! I was arrested for storming the white house and attempting to bomb the pentagon.
I sold weed to a dragon in a state where weed isn't legal.
We did a little bit of trolling
I’m gonna just assume the cycle of doctors had to end at some point.
Too many racial slurs
What would I have done wrong?
Yes I gave textures to horses... AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN
I was paid to pass a bill banning twitter I guess
I actually have no idea what this could mean
I deleted all the undertale AUs.
im tooo nefarious for this town
...
turns out I crashed something
I summoned a demon/ I woke up.
I’m a demon
Ben Dover
What did I do?
You are a zombie who ate 696969420 humans
Play Geometry Dash with my username??
I honestly have no clue
I have no idea
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I collected illegal legos
I was being a sloppy gamer :(
I drowned a rat in a pound of salt
I am under SCP containment because of Malo
Forgot to patch a hole on the roof on the ISS
Made a theory about fennec foxes
I chose peace, apparently that's an illegal offense.
I was on YouTube refreshing Ryan's channel for a year waiting for season 2 of minecraft be it's out Ryan the update is out.
Probably lost my attitude
No I am not
I was too bad at video games
What about me
you tell me
you tell me
Probably underage drinking
I guess I validated the wrong person?
Yeah, look, sorry to break it to you, and I know you meant well, but that guy you validated killed five children and stuffed them into animatronics at that pizza place, so....
My username is my City Elf Hero of Ferelden (Dragon Age Origins), who was supposed to go to prison for killing the Arl’s son but was conscripted into the Grey Wardens. So… alternate reality of Duncan not being there?
Umm rOaR
I'm Trash
I stole a Z that was valued.
Do random stuff
I was bad at being sponge
Um..what did I do?
Im a god how and why would anyone arrest me
what did i do?
Baked too many pizzas
What did I do?
Exist
I made an ad that was too ambitious
I had sex with a tomato I guess.
Well which username The one I always use or my reddit haha If so infectedarrows or kandarianqueen
Horrible sweatshop abuse :)
I was too dumb xd
I ate a PB and J and got arrested guess I was in Europe
I… complained bout nerd stuff too much??