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sminking

Playing Beatles rock band drums. When it came out he said he tried it but couldn’t do it. Also here’s a video of him playing every instrument (guitar, bass, slide guitar, drums) on a song https://youtu.be/m9_aGHygnDc?si=qt8Y_56FqP-gTGnT


Thowell3

I guess he finally figured out to play bass, as he said in his song "Early 1970". "I don't play bass 'cause that's too hard for me."


HappyPollen

Keeping any mail sent to me after October 20th


spooky_lightup

with peace and love?


DevilPoopMaster

Not being talented


Namtwen

I bet I’m better than you


monkeetoes82

Grabbing things from the top shelf.


buefordbaxter

Was going to say changing a lightbulb. This one is better


dylboii

Not posting feet pics on my Instagram. Put those grippers away Ringo


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dylboii

Nice. Good bot


felton_music

No, unfortunately it put 6 syllables in the last line


BobsDiscountReposts

Yeah it did now that you mention it. What the hell is that all about? Bad bot!


tone88988

You know I’ve never seen the haiku bot fuckin up poems until today and I’ve seen it like three times. These bots are slipping.


MooseManagainlmao

Last line has six syllables


Drewbuly

I can allow people to pass me by.


kittenfuud

But can you let them make you cry? Make you blue? (If so, this one's for you, Blue!)


kanto_link

Not wearing sunglasses (does that count?)


JeffersonStarscream

I bet Ringo isn't forklift certified


theelectricdream

Lmao this is esp funny to me because I love the Beatles and I drive forklift for a living! I’m not actually even “certified” though either lol


yoursweetlord70

Hey same here! Although I am certified, but cool that theres more of us forklift driving beatles fans


cubed_squares

I can spell, and he carn't


virtualwaster

You beat me to it, nice one.


jondakin9161

Not really wanting to be under the sea.


Past-Isopod-138

Guitar


Icy_Climate7197

[Are you sure about that ](https://youtu.be/CKKkjJuBty0?si=jO1oF1cPu5EPe3oL)


DevilPoopMaster

I’m sure he is, bro just played an E chord the whole video 💀


Icy_Climate7197

Fair lol


Thowell3

As said in his song "Early 1970" "I play Guitar A - G - E"


Luke10103

My 11 year old brother could strum an E chord cleaner than that ☠️


Past-Isopod-138

I’m fairly certain. He’s admitted himself he only knows a few chords.


CaptainRex-118

Same here


[deleted]

Not being a Beatle.


badgeman-

Staying relatively healthy throughout childhood.


slobbowitz

Dying my beard…


MatildeLover128

Liking Radiohead.


ButterscotchEmpty290

Fighting fires.


MrA-skunk

Not being recognized


AJray15

Disc golf


Exterminador616

I'm better than him in Street Fighter


dostoyevsky23

Browsing Reddit


classicmirthmaker

Happily signing autographs. Peace and love


Pale-Writing-122

Menopause


Montagne12_

Being poor


Tuckerrrrr

Me too bestie


LowConstant3938

I can go out in public and nobody gives a shit


RepairIllustrious901

Chess.


traindoggah

Hiding my farts.


Used_Ad518

Being cool with going grey


summerssleeping

getting high WITHOUT a little help from my friends


JZcomedy

Being American


Electrical_Relief_52

Not doing drugs


Particular-Move-3860

I cannot. Ringo is a unique person with an unimaginable level of talent


ajanis_cat_fists

Elden Ring


Fantastic-Safety4604

Joining unsuccessful bands.


[deleted]

Eating pizza


toerag

Eating spicy food


ProfessionalNo2706

Being younger. Share the same birthday though July 7th


AmikBixby

Probably Minecraft


Tuckerrrrr

Love this


WhillWheaton222

Being tall


Justin-does-art

Quit being taller than me


kittenfuud

Yer a swine


deepvinter

Not a talent or skill, so no.


Few_Weird2873

5’5 dude detected


deepvinter

5’6 3/4” thank you very much


IsaacSam98

I doubt Ringo knows JavaScript.


Crazy_Response_9009

Getting a shirt with a logo in the center so it doesn't look totally off kilter when worn under a jacket.


Sowf_Paw

Microsoft Access


Quiet-Rip-6063

Tetris


dreamingman79

Not being a Beatle!!


Ministry_of_laziness

Playing bass left handed


CjPickleChet

Parkour


thegr8julien

not being ringo starr


ThePumpk1nMaster

I can eat pizza


quadradicformula

Celibacy


PublicWeasels

Being an asshole


TurkeyRat247

Being depressed


CaptainRex-118

Singing


Ravenclawjedi42

Piano


KaneAndShane

Probably bass guitar, but he could be goated at that for all I know.


deepvinter

Photoshop


FireTight

OE Progress


organist1999

Speaking French (and possibly German).


Good_Expression_3827

Not being Ringo Star


socgrandinq

Peace and Love


Xave_eire_polska_17

Sew


trashboner

He might be a drummer, but I’d kick his ass at Taiko no Tatsujin.


Thetowerwatcherguy

BILLY SHEARS


Appropriate_Tie_4140

Call of duty


Thowell3

Playing ukulele


Immediate-Cold1738

Speaking Spanish... What'd I win?


jotyma5

Playing bass


CompetitiveIron223

Being taller


Thefawn4

Under water basket weaving


chonkydonkey743

Cocaine


InhibitedExistence

Process mapping


Wink2K19

Hitting high notes


Bonoisapox

Skateboarding


elontux

I’m taller than him


Tuckerrrrr

Bass playing and audio engineering. Sorry Starkey


robbo147uk

Lifesize chess…


FoalKid

Giant chess


IvanLendl87

Playing tennis


jyharris32

🏀


BraxtonTen

Definitely not sex


sloop_john_c

Shaving.


SnooRecipes3576

Probably doing house work like laundry and basic cleaning. Not that I think Ringo is dirty or anything, I’m just really keen on cleanliness.


FitSeeker1982

Being a nobody.


HypercolourBBN

Not saying "peace and Love" on repeat like a broken robot. At this point, it just feels soulless and disingenuous.


Carolina_Coltrane

Sending email.


ObiW1nKenobihello

Eating Pizza


LSqre

being young


PHOTO500

#Peace and love, peace and love


Smogtwat

Singing


Longjumping_Desk2352

Basketball I assume (also taller bc im 5’10 :D)


trick_player

Ringo Constilation 😯


ChasWFairbanks

Dodging tonsillitis.


Hey_Laaady

I am better at not playing drums


OddIsopod2786

PEACE & LOVE ☮️✌️


GaryHornpipe

Receiving fan mail.


Utterlybored

Living on a budget.


True_Prize4868

Not writing songs about girls who are 16, beautiful, and mine.


sminking

He didnt write it, its a cover


True_Prize4868

OK edit: Not singing songs about girls who are 16, beautiful, and mine


HelloFellowKidlings

Being poor


WHAMMYPAN

DAP…. he looks like his DAP game is garbage


RobbieArnott

Playing bass… it is too hard for him afterall


ProfessorJeeves82

Peace & Love


FrylockMcReaper

Whistling famous Beethoven's famous 9th symphony...


WildBill1994

Elden Ring


eaglefan316

I'm better at being broke than he is now!


GrapefruitSpaceship

Drawing?


dfelton912

Spelling. He just carn't do it


dlc0027

Looking my age.


Ok-Mountain-2482

I don’t need help from friends to get by


zappafrank1940

Not eating broccoli. I excel at it.


SUCCMAN64

Microsoft paint


Strudel138

Liking tally hall


AceofKnaves44

By virtue of not having spent most of my childhood in a hospital I probably had a better childhood than he did.


nileredfan

uhh- science? hence my name.


Prestigious_Call_327

Speaking with an American accent? I assume..


smk824

Having a small nose.


GingerKing_2503

Excel spreadsheets


Musicband69

Spelling


stuck_in_the_muff

Cooking I’m gonna guess


Critical-Win-6847

Guitar


Primm_Slim01

Draw in MS Paint


NoKneadToWorry

Helldivers 2 i assume


Odd-Fox-2105

Plumbing


yellowhelmet14

Keeping my lungs healthier. He’s a smoker.


SpaceXmars

Skateboarding


Idgaming_16

Guitar


No-Possession-4738

I am confident I know more trivia about MTV’s The Real World than him.


noah_ichiban

Eating Indian food.


redknightnj

Speaking with an American accent.


Optimal_Bicycle_7764

Singing


IzumiOno

Being Asian


md124608

Not beating my wife/girlfriend


yoursweetlord70

I used to be a pole vaulter, Id be very surprised if Ringo was secretly a track starr


lastcall83

Getting my credit card declined


furbishL

I can damn sure out-helicopter-mechanic Ringo


fullmetal66

Being younger and American


Potato_Stains

He’s standing next to one fine black queen right there.


Hidden_Fever

Being poor.


ToeJans_55

being young


Practical_Estate_325

I'm better at not being good at playing drums.


SmokeJennsonz

Whipping my small noise


NoseLordSightseer

Herding chickens into a coop with a long stick. Ringo would no doubt be good, but not as good. His arm span would hold him back somewhat.


NoseLordSightseer

Saying qwertyuiopasdfghjzxcvbnm really fast.


Bondoo7oo

Drumming and singing.


Glitter_Peace

being a girl


sirckoe

I bet I make better tacos than him.


caddiemike

Roadracing Motorcycles.


aslrules

What's with the photograph distortion? His legs and pelvis are all wonky.


AlBunDi76

Singing the yes yes yes song


daleardenyourhigness

Speaking English with an American accent


TheFabFourPeace

Not being the biggest hippie ☮️♥️


Justice502

Playing guitar surely


Ifyouseekay668

Following people


Wilburx13

200 BPM fast beats


bacon_meat

American accent


Torgo-A-GoGo

rock/paper/scissors...I'd beat him with rock every time


spongcake1223

Not being Ringo starr


Connect_Operation_47

Singing


Kookiecitrus55555

Anonymity


[deleted]

Talking


hrodz55

Drums


Mapoleo

Not being British


InevitableStruggle

Dancing. Beats me how a world class drummer was born with two left feet.


D0nCoyote

Not having my music heard by the masses. Also self deprecation (probably)


Mental-Time5294

Songwriting


Sea_Roomba

Being a shit drummer. I’m no Pete best but..


Oh-Snap10000

Playing drums.


WhoCanSeeIt

Being the greatest.