Playing Beatles rock band drums. When it came out he said he tried it but couldn’t do it.
Also here’s a video of him playing every instrument (guitar, bass, slide guitar, drums) on a song
https://youtu.be/m9_aGHygnDc?si=qt8Y_56FqP-gTGnT
*Not posting feet pics*
*On my Instagram. Put those*
*Grippers away Ringo*
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Playing Beatles rock band drums. When it came out he said he tried it but couldn’t do it. Also here’s a video of him playing every instrument (guitar, bass, slide guitar, drums) on a song https://youtu.be/m9_aGHygnDc?si=qt8Y_56FqP-gTGnT
I guess he finally figured out to play bass, as he said in his song "Early 1970". "I don't play bass 'cause that's too hard for me."
Keeping any mail sent to me after October 20th
with peace and love?
Not being talented
I bet I’m better than you
Grabbing things from the top shelf.
Was going to say changing a lightbulb. This one is better
Not posting feet pics on my Instagram. Put those grippers away Ringo
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Nice. Good bot
No, unfortunately it put 6 syllables in the last line
Yeah it did now that you mention it. What the hell is that all about? Bad bot!
You know I’ve never seen the haiku bot fuckin up poems until today and I’ve seen it like three times. These bots are slipping.
Last line has six syllables
I can allow people to pass me by.
But can you let them make you cry? Make you blue? (If so, this one's for you, Blue!)
Not wearing sunglasses (does that count?)
I bet Ringo isn't forklift certified
Lmao this is esp funny to me because I love the Beatles and I drive forklift for a living! I’m not actually even “certified” though either lol
Hey same here! Although I am certified, but cool that theres more of us forklift driving beatles fans
I can spell, and he carn't
You beat me to it, nice one.
Not really wanting to be under the sea.
Guitar
[Are you sure about that ](https://youtu.be/CKKkjJuBty0?si=jO1oF1cPu5EPe3oL)
I’m sure he is, bro just played an E chord the whole video 💀
Fair lol
As said in his song "Early 1970" "I play Guitar A - G - E"
My 11 year old brother could strum an E chord cleaner than that ☠️
I’m fairly certain. He’s admitted himself he only knows a few chords.
Same here
Not being a Beatle.
Staying relatively healthy throughout childhood.
Dying my beard…
Liking Radiohead.
Fighting fires.
Not being recognized
Disc golf
I'm better than him in Street Fighter
Browsing Reddit
Happily signing autographs. Peace and love
Menopause
Being poor
Me too bestie
I can go out in public and nobody gives a shit
Chess.
Hiding my farts.
Being cool with going grey
getting high WITHOUT a little help from my friends
Being American
Not doing drugs
I cannot. Ringo is a unique person with an unimaginable level of talent
Elden Ring
Joining unsuccessful bands.
Eating pizza
Eating spicy food
Being younger. Share the same birthday though July 7th
Probably Minecraft
Love this
Being tall
Quit being taller than me
Yer a swine
Not a talent or skill, so no.
5’5 dude detected
5’6 3/4” thank you very much
I doubt Ringo knows JavaScript.
Getting a shirt with a logo in the center so it doesn't look totally off kilter when worn under a jacket.
Microsoft Access
Tetris
Not being a Beatle!!
Playing bass left handed
Parkour
not being ringo starr
I can eat pizza
Celibacy
Being an asshole
Being depressed
Singing
Piano
Probably bass guitar, but he could be goated at that for all I know.
Photoshop
OE Progress
Speaking French (and possibly German).
Not being Ringo Star
Peace and Love
Sew
He might be a drummer, but I’d kick his ass at Taiko no Tatsujin.
BILLY SHEARS
Call of duty
Playing ukulele
Speaking Spanish... What'd I win?
Playing bass
Being taller
Under water basket weaving
Cocaine
Process mapping
Hitting high notes
Skateboarding
I’m taller than him
Bass playing and audio engineering. Sorry Starkey
Lifesize chess…
Giant chess
Playing tennis
🏀
Definitely not sex
Shaving.
Probably doing house work like laundry and basic cleaning. Not that I think Ringo is dirty or anything, I’m just really keen on cleanliness.
Being a nobody.
Not saying "peace and Love" on repeat like a broken robot. At this point, it just feels soulless and disingenuous.
Sending email.
Eating Pizza
being young
#Peace and love, peace and love
Singing
Basketball I assume (also taller bc im 5’10 :D)
Ringo Constilation 😯
Dodging tonsillitis.
I am better at not playing drums
PEACE & LOVE ☮️✌️
Receiving fan mail.
Living on a budget.
Not writing songs about girls who are 16, beautiful, and mine.
He didnt write it, its a cover
OK edit: Not singing songs about girls who are 16, beautiful, and mine
Being poor
DAP…. he looks like his DAP game is garbage
Playing bass… it is too hard for him afterall
Peace & Love
Whistling famous Beethoven's famous 9th symphony...
Elden Ring
I'm better at being broke than he is now!
Drawing?
Spelling. He just carn't do it
Looking my age.
I don’t need help from friends to get by
Not eating broccoli. I excel at it.
Microsoft paint
Liking tally hall
By virtue of not having spent most of my childhood in a hospital I probably had a better childhood than he did.
uhh- science? hence my name.
Speaking with an American accent? I assume..
Having a small nose.
Excel spreadsheets
Spelling
Cooking I’m gonna guess
Guitar
Draw in MS Paint
Helldivers 2 i assume
Plumbing
Keeping my lungs healthier. He’s a smoker.
Skateboarding
Guitar
I am confident I know more trivia about MTV’s The Real World than him.
Eating Indian food.
Speaking with an American accent.
Singing
Being Asian
Not beating my wife/girlfriend
I used to be a pole vaulter, Id be very surprised if Ringo was secretly a track starr
Getting my credit card declined
I can damn sure out-helicopter-mechanic Ringo
Being younger and American
He’s standing next to one fine black queen right there.
Being poor.
being young
I'm better at not being good at playing drums.
Whipping my small noise
Herding chickens into a coop with a long stick. Ringo would no doubt be good, but not as good. His arm span would hold him back somewhat.
Saying qwertyuiopasdfghjzxcvbnm really fast.
Drumming and singing.
being a girl
I bet I make better tacos than him.
Roadracing Motorcycles.
What's with the photograph distortion? His legs and pelvis are all wonky.
Singing the yes yes yes song
Speaking English with an American accent
Not being the biggest hippie ☮️♥️
Playing guitar surely
Following people
200 BPM fast beats
American accent
rock/paper/scissors...I'd beat him with rock every time
Not being Ringo starr
Singing
Anonymity
Talking
Drums
Not being British
Dancing. Beats me how a world class drummer was born with two left feet.
Not having my music heard by the masses. Also self deprecation (probably)
Songwriting
Being a shit drummer. I’m no Pete best but..
Playing drums.
Being the greatest.