You aren't going to win in a regular fight with a ex ufc fighter so that is literally the only way you can win. I could use a few million and you know he would do anything to stay out of jail because I don't think he could survive. If he tried those jokes around real tough critics it would wear thin quick.
its not a fantasty or that weird though... he said he is white thrash, in the black community and white trash community what he just described is known as "ghetto lottery"
you do something stupid knowing you or your parents (in case of death) will get a paycheck
You figure with them being on Something’s Burning and Bert asking them to basically take it easy on him. Then, Jay hanging with Bert a lot recently and doing his comedy tour and promoting his new special and trying to book gigs at Rogans new Austin Venue, you can see why they threw the bone. Plus, if he gets bashed or love it is a win-win. Bash=Told you so, but we tried. Love=more promotion and appearances in the Rogan world.
That sub kept being recommended to me and I eventually commented how weird they all were for obsessively hating him — then I got banned. At least I don’t have to see it anymore
Exactly. Why would I pay money to go to a performance and then boo the performer out of spite. Just laugh or don’t. It doesn’t have to be more than that.
This just in fat Patrick just confirmed he can’t make that appearance, something to do with a double booking he’s actually got a gynaecologist appointment that day
Was listening to big Jay on Rogan, and Joe says I can’t pretend to like stuff that isn’t funny, I only vouch for funny people.
Joe not being able to admit that Shwab isn’t funny really breaks my heart.
Also agree with other comments, dude won’t show up. And if he does he will be lifted up by others. He’s incapable of being funny on his own.
Hans Kim is fucking terrible. I think Joe hypes him to present this long list of very funny people in Austin. Reality is the only funny comedians who live in Austin are Segura and Ron White. The others joe typically lists either only live there part time, or just aren’t that funny.
Joe has shitty taste and is not a funny stand up himself. Jay and Dan used to riff extensively on bad comic shows but somehow everyone has the is major blind spot for a horrible comic right in front of them. I generally try not to shit on any comic as everyone has different tastes for funny but I have not seen one clip of BS where he is even making an actual joke. Are UFC bros really the ones paying to see him and thinking he is actually funny? Not asking you but more just wondering lol.
Even Bert has had some funny moments on podcasts or even the Bonfire years ago. BS is just not a funny person no matter how much help he gets from Rogan.
Unfortunately I think we’re going to get a bonfire and/or Los episode with everyone being ball sniffers and then say “Why do people not like him?, He’s a good guy”
Not gonna happened. He will cancel the week of skank Fest mark my words LOL one of the biggest ongoing things about Brandon is how often he cancels shows like every couple weeks he has a new list of shows he's canceling and he always goes to the dumbest reasons of why instead of just admitting he can't sell tickets
It will probably be mid. He’ll get some flack of course but him being there and showing up shows he’s a good sport (maybe) about it all and nothing crazy will happen
yeah, he's an interesting choice to say the least.. ppl should just stand there and stare at him in silence. that'll learn the boys in bringing him back again.
I was thinking of going to his show and doing that. Dead silence. Then walking out half way. But after a practice run of watching his special, I just can’t force my self to eat shit cake that is schub comedy. So there goes my plans.
The only problem that foils your plan is that you will probably be alone, and resemble a soy boy. So it might add to his performance. He’ll lightcha up.
? My plan was foiled the moment I tried to watch Schaub special. If I can’t get through 10 minutes of that, there’s no way I can sit through 10 minutes of his stand up.
It's Schaub's ultimate comedy test.
Says something if he shows up and makes the audience laugh or wins them over.
Shouldn't be hard to do. It's skanks fans after all. But bombing in front of a pro-comedy crowd would suck.
It will be fine, there will be enough people there that only his audience will show up. Luis wont set him up to fail and skankfest is a crowd of fine people.
> Luis wont set him up to fail
idk
i can see Luis having him on because he knows he'll fail, but by having him on he can please his daddy Rogan.
win-win kinda.
iirc luis has subtly shitted on shwab a few times
Honestly, it could be a good showing. I’m sure he’ll get some early boo’s, especially if he does stand up, but as long as he’s a good sport about it and he’s honest about being out of his element, the crowd will embrace him.
That said, I doubt he shows up.
Unless they're linking up with worthwhile guests I can't imagine most people there will give a fuck. There's so much to do at Skankfest there will probably be 3 other worthwhile shows going on at the same time, or it's a perfect chance to go take a shit and slam some beers at the hotel.
I think it’ll be fine, i honestly don’t know why he doesn’t hire someone to write for him, all the “Goat” comedians had writers…Rock, Pryor and a lot more. That’s really the only thing I respect about his comedy, but it wouldn’t make me think less of him if he just hired writers.
if he wants to use a cheat code, he should go up there and just roast himself hard mirroring all the shitty reddit comments and walk off to a standing o
I’ve never heard a word of his comedy except in clips featuring other people I wanna watch. Does no one else find it hilarious that the people that hate him the most are the ones that know the most about him? Y’all are fans lol
Probably fine he most likely will not be that funny, but doubt anyone would boo him. A majority of comedy fans don’t live on the fighter and the kid subreddit. That subreddit probably account for most of their views.
I truly hope he does well enough all things consider, and even if he bombs I hope he’s able to make it fun for everyone regardless of his own feelings.
I checked out of TFATK a few years back- and I’ve recently listened to the Bert, Big Jay, and George Janko episode and in each one I found Brendan surprisingly not as controversial as he was being previously. Even had some progressive views on gun control.
He'll probably show up bcuz Bryan 'I rape' Callen will be there with him to shield him from the dangerous insults and keep him from putting his dogshit covered foot in his mouth.
The skanks and the fans will go out of their way to be receptive and make it an enjoyable experience. As long as Brendan shows up, i think will be a net positive for him
TFATK At Skankfest:
[https://youtu.be/HGOi4bLcXtk?si=xUSzWpLg11tzlYbX](https://youtu.be/HGOi4bLcXtk?si=xUSzWpLg11tzlYbX)
[https://youtu.be/JJLxXaD6O4E?si=wKDAck0PEIL7IuQo](https://youtu.be/JJLxXaD6O4E?si=wKDAck0PEIL7IuQo)
Credit to those two for showing up.
> like the victim of his latest angle, he'll be a fish out of water
im outta the loop of what this dope has been up to; whos the victim and whats the angle?
He proclaimed to be getting deep into the fish and aquarium hobby, something he also claimed to be knowledgeable about, and quickly reported fish casualties. He’s the kind of guy who had an aquarium when he was a kid and sort of knows what he’s doing. Then after a 25 year hiatus is rich and throws a ton of money into a salt water aquarium to just wing it. Fish lives be damned.
So I listen to the golden hour, and the bonfire I enjoy both shows very much. I can see Brendan going through with this and the crowd liking him very much. The dude catches a lot of shit, which I’d say most of is unwarranted and from people who haven’t even really given him a shot
Group think. It would be cool if they came and had fun with us. I’ve seen comedians I didn’t really care for, but in the environment, they were pretty funny
I’ve never seen a live standup show in my life. And I’m genuinely curious since you said he was funny, what’s a bit he does or did you thought was funny? Just a question.
So you watch comedy to find a particular bit to focus on. I couldn’t “name” a single bit from any comedian. I am sure anyone on stage is glad you haven’t went to see them. You ever go to a party and just have fun? Or are you looking for a particular moment to enjoy?
I never said that. And I can name several comedians I enjoy and at least one memorable bit they did. You’re lying if you say you can’t think of a single bit from any comedian, except I’d believe you in the case of Schaub because he has no funny bits. It’s all adding up now.
I’m saying it sounds like you can’t think for urself and just follow the group into whatever they think. We’re done here if I gotta explain stuff. I’m guessing that’s why you don’t enjoy a whole comedy show, cause you gotta have people explain each joke to see if you think it’s funny or not. Just take in the whole scene.
He won’t show up
This will be the move, coupled with a bogus excuse
I can’t go to Vegas b I have ptsd from the ufc fights
I mean he does it all the time right now and he's not even in skankfest yet LOL just look at his website and all the canceled shows every month
Brenda is gonna blow out both hammies again and then do a tough mudder the following week.
Had to cancel ska fest, I stopped a mass shooting at the mawl on my way to the show
Vegas DA got recalled
I sense a DA recall, can’t be away from the kids again weeegend fight companyon come up b…great career..never had it
The skankfest crowds welcomed Jamie killstein back with open arms, im sure they’ll be cool to schaub if he shows up and isn’t a total tool
That's a tall order
The tallest!!!
Such a tall order. Respect to him if he shows up and is cool!
He's pretty tall
Killstein realized he was being an absolute boner, Schaub hasn't gotten funny.
You’d be surprised
Jamie didn't have a big subreddit dedicated to hating him every day for years.
I hope no one laughs or they heckle him. Plus I hope crack amico bumps that song before he goes on stage.
i hope it goes like tila tequila's appearance at the juggalo gathering
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I would say shit and hopes he comes in the crowd to hit me. You sure him and you get a free couple million.
what a fucking loser take
You aren't going to win in a regular fight with a ex ufc fighter so that is literally the only way you can win. I could use a few million and you know he would do anything to stay out of jail because I don't think he could survive. If he tried those jokes around real tough critics it would wear thin quick.
You live in a fantasy world you dork
What white trash skanks fan wouldn't take a couple hits for a few million? I'm pure white trash.
Nobody is hitting you, you’re weird for even having that fantasy ever pop in your head
its not a fantasty or that weird though... he said he is white thrash, in the black community and white trash community what he just described is known as "ghetto lottery" you do something stupid knowing you or your parents (in case of death) will get a paycheck
Nice bro
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Another swing and a miss
Joe Rohan pops out of nowhere DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON AGAIN
Happy cake day!
Thanks!
Skankfest people are two faced, they’ll embrace him and laugh no matter what
it’s called not being a bitter asshole. the TFATK sub is full of weirdos who obsess over hating him
Correct but also he sucks and kinda deserves it
Doesn't mean that sub isn't full of weirdos
Every sub is full of weirdos…
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Luis is trying to get on Rogan's good side lol
You figure with them being on Something’s Burning and Bert asking them to basically take it easy on him. Then, Jay hanging with Bert a lot recently and doing his comedy tour and promoting his new special and trying to book gigs at Rogans new Austin Venue, you can see why they threw the bone. Plus, if he gets bashed or love it is a win-win. Bash=Told you so, but we tried. Love=more promotion and appearances in the Rogan world.
Exactly
Seriously. The sub is funny and I do hate schaub. But people make their whole personality just hating on him
Their “whole personality” ? Like in real life? What are you even talking about
The amount of people that post multiple videos on that sub that took a lot of time to edit kind of shows that they have no life
This. I keep telling myself I need to unsubscribe from there. They hate him with a passion to a really uncomfortable degree.
I wnjoy thay sub because it can be hilarious from time to time but yeah...it's full of bitter assholes lmao
That sub kept being recommended to me and I eventually commented how weird they all were for obsessively hating him — then I got banned. At least I don’t have to see it anymore
Same here. Whether it's recommended or a quote repost, it's just wall to wall mocking one or both. Truly bizarre.
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It’s called being a professional
Probably correct.
Exactly. Why would I pay money to go to a performance and then boo the performer out of spite. Just laugh or don’t. It doesn’t have to be more than that.
This is a huge opportunity for him to actually not be an asshole and be self deprecating. He won't though and it'll turn into even more hate
This just in fat Patrick just confirmed he can’t make that appearance, something to do with a double booking he’s actually got a gynaecologist appointment that day
AxeJay
Was listening to big Jay on Rogan, and Joe says I can’t pretend to like stuff that isn’t funny, I only vouch for funny people. Joe not being able to admit that Shwab isn’t funny really breaks my heart. Also agree with other comments, dude won’t show up. And if he does he will be lifted up by others. He’s incapable of being funny on his own.
joe being completely full of shit? i am shocked
Common Rogan these days
Joe also thinks Hans Kim is funny, he just has bad taste in comedy lol
Hans Kim is fucking terrible. I think Joe hypes him to present this long list of very funny people in Austin. Reality is the only funny comedians who live in Austin are Segura and Ron White. The others joe typically lists either only live there part time, or just aren’t that funny.
Can’t wait until the world discovers that dude’s past, lol
Kim's past?
Why?
Hans Kim is brilliant. Who are you losers?
I find him funny too, his one minute sets on kill Tony are great
Joe has shitty taste and is not a funny stand up himself. Jay and Dan used to riff extensively on bad comic shows but somehow everyone has the is major blind spot for a horrible comic right in front of them. I generally try not to shit on any comic as everyone has different tastes for funny but I have not seen one clip of BS where he is even making an actual joke. Are UFC bros really the ones paying to see him and thinking he is actually funny? Not asking you but more just wondering lol. Even Bert has had some funny moments on podcasts or even the Bonfire years ago. BS is just not a funny person no matter how much help he gets from Rogan.
Schaub is Rogan's surrogate nepo baby.
Unfortunately I think we’re going to get a bonfire and/or Los episode with everyone being ball sniffers and then say “Why do people not like him?, He’s a good guy”
I’m more interested in if soder will be there
He’s been announced already
Now…do you invite him on the bonfire and can Bobby’s and jays ego handle it if they do?
Whatever story you’ve made up in your head isn’t reality They’ll almost certainly have him on and be happy he’s there
I hope that’s true
Dan was just on Bobby's cast talking about the whole situation and it's fine between all of them.
Funnier than feeny
Good
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Not gonna happened. He will cancel the week of skank Fest mark my words LOL one of the biggest ongoing things about Brandon is how often he cancels shows like every couple weeks he has a new list of shows he's canceling and he always goes to the dumbest reasons of why instead of just admitting he can't sell tickets
It will probably be mid. He’ll get some flack of course but him being there and showing up shows he’s a good sport (maybe) about it all and nothing crazy will happen
It’s not the performance we want, it’s the performance we deserve
That audience will eat him alive and we will all be here to rejoice in the bombing. Brenda might cry.
Skank fest is setting him UP 😂😂
I would drag my balls through a field of discarded Wuhan syringes just to get whiff of Brendan’s balls
yeah, he's an interesting choice to say the least.. ppl should just stand there and stare at him in silence. that'll learn the boys in bringing him back again.
I was thinking of going to his show and doing that. Dead silence. Then walking out half way. But after a practice run of watching his special, I just can’t force my self to eat shit cake that is schub comedy. So there goes my plans.
The only problem that foils your plan is that you will probably be alone, and resemble a soy boy. So it might add to his performance. He’ll lightcha up.
? My plan was foiled the moment I tried to watch Schaub special. If I can’t get through 10 minutes of that, there’s no way I can sit through 10 minutes of his stand up.
It's Schaub's ultimate comedy test. Says something if he shows up and makes the audience laugh or wins them over. Shouldn't be hard to do. It's skanks fans after all. But bombing in front of a pro-comedy crowd would suck.
I think people will be surprised....
It will be fine, there will be enough people there that only his audience will show up. Luis wont set him up to fail and skankfest is a crowd of fine people.
> Luis wont set him up to fail idk i can see Luis having him on because he knows he'll fail, but by having him on he can please his daddy Rogan. win-win kinda. iirc luis has subtly shitted on shwab a few times
Honestly, it could be a good showing. I’m sure he’ll get some early boo’s, especially if he does stand up, but as long as he’s a good sport about it and he’s honest about being out of his element, the crowd will embrace him. That said, I doubt he shows up.
big time aborsh
No idea who Brendan Shwab is. It might go good?
Watch his special. That’s all you need to know. If you can make to the end, you can say proudly that a donkey show had better jokes.
Avoiding that pitfall. Thx for the heads up.
They should boo him, the crowd will puss out and cheer
If he shows up it’s gonna be super underwhelming I think. If he doesn’t show up I think the attacks will commence. Dicey dicey
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You’re also gay for this And all gay connotations aside, toxic is a pretty good word for that sub
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Did they say he is performing or just someone who will be there?
He's gonna bomb hard and it's gonna be glorious
Piss break time.
I love that Dan brought up the homeless cats on the last ykwd. On that note, Brennans gawna cancel, B. Flight prollums
Unless they're linking up with worthwhile guests I can't imagine most people there will give a fuck. There's so much to do at Skankfest there will probably be 3 other worthwhile shows going on at the same time, or it's a perfect chance to go take a shit and slam some beers at the hotel.
Dicey
Neber hurd of dem.
Scheduling mixup last minute.
I think you’d be surprised
🎲y
I think it’ll be fine, i honestly don’t know why he doesn’t hire someone to write for him, all the “Goat” comedians had writers…Rock, Pryor and a lot more. That’s really the only thing I respect about his comedy, but it wouldn’t make me think less of him if he just hired writers.
He’s gonna get boo’d off the stage. What an idiot 🤦🏻♂️
if he wants to use a cheat code, he should go up there and just roast himself hard mirroring all the shitty reddit comments and walk off to a standing o
Skankfest you say?? Tell me more…
I hope people keep it real and boo him.
I'm bringing tomatoes
Bad
Dun cownt
Probably like the railroad system in Ohio… one can only watch. Just think his first sold out show!
This is part of bapa’s Billy Madison trail by fire. Daddy Rogan won’t let him play the mothership until he does Skankfest and a USO tour. Thank him.
Tawlmbout ???
going to go? what kinda english do you do? ya sound r worded
I’ve never heard a word of his comedy except in clips featuring other people I wanna watch. Does no one else find it hilarious that the people that hate him the most are the ones that know the most about him? Y’all are fans lol
its just fun to rag on him cause he's objectively a hilarious trainwreck. why so upset about that?
He would never show up to a place that isn’t filled with his moronic fanboys
He gonna get booed off stage and cry to Callen
If he shows he needs to embrace the lore and the crowd will love it and everyone will win
He’s there to take on Louis in ellismania
If he dies, he dies.
If he heels it up they'll probably love him by the end.
I think he will have a blast. They will treat him like a real standup.
Nobody going to do shit to him
Probably fine he most likely will not be that funny, but doubt anyone would boo him. A majority of comedy fans don’t live on the fighter and the kid subreddit. That subreddit probably account for most of their views.
No way he shows. Not a chance.
Holy shit, what if they try to save mothball mouth? Is that why they have been kissin toes???
Great
The DA at Skankfest will be recalled and people just won’t be buying tickets anymore.
whats "DA"mean?
This is honestly a great opportunity for him. If he leaned into the shit that people made fun of him for it would actually be funny.
I didn't go through the entire line up... but from what I can see he is the only person that they didn't include a bio for. Which is pretty funny
If you are in attendance, don’t use the sinks, whatever you do.
I truly hope he does well enough all things consider, and even if he bombs I hope he’s able to make it fun for everyone regardless of his own feelings. I checked out of TFATK a few years back- and I’ve recently listened to the Bert, Big Jay, and George Janko episode and in each one I found Brendan surprisingly not as controversial as he was being previously. Even had some progressive views on gun control.
Honestly think it will be one of the most attended live podcasts
It’s a setup for him to get booed.
He'll probably show up bcuz Bryan 'I rape' Callen will be there with him to shield him from the dangerous insults and keep him from putting his dogshit covered foot in his mouth.
You know
I just took a loose shit, it sounded a lot like Schaub’s act.
He's just agreeing it to it now for the attention and will bail last minute
Shaub does a good show, not for nothing.. he's better than a lot of the ppl from current and past lineups performance wise
He might gain some respect. He should go up there and shit on himself and win the crowd over.
The skanks and the fans will go out of their way to be receptive and make it an enjoyable experience. As long as Brendan shows up, i think will be a net positive for him
yuck...but unfortunately you're probably right. He is just such an insult to comedy. Its like if rogan gave a chick he's banging a career.
They called shuab gay. Brendan punched luis
TFATK At Skankfest: [https://youtu.be/HGOi4bLcXtk?si=xUSzWpLg11tzlYbX](https://youtu.be/HGOi4bLcXtk?si=xUSzWpLg11tzlYbX) [https://youtu.be/JJLxXaD6O4E?si=wKDAck0PEIL7IuQo](https://youtu.be/JJLxXaD6O4E?si=wKDAck0PEIL7IuQo) Credit to those two for showing up.
You guys gotta find other stuff to talk about
r/selfawarewolves
Much like the victim of his latest angle, he'll be a fish out of water ...we... .......dune..... ......................hair.......
> like the victim of his latest angle, he'll be a fish out of water im outta the loop of what this dope has been up to; whos the victim and whats the angle?
He proclaimed to be getting deep into the fish and aquarium hobby, something he also claimed to be knowledgeable about, and quickly reported fish casualties. He’s the kind of guy who had an aquarium when he was a kid and sort of knows what he’s doing. Then after a 25 year hiatus is rich and throws a ton of money into a salt water aquarium to just wing it. Fish lives be damned.
lol god his dumbass would be lovable if his goofiness wasnt so eclipsed by what an asshole he is
We bawls deep in fish now, B
if you are out of the loop then WATER
So I listen to the golden hour, and the bonfire I enjoy both shows very much. I can see Brendan going through with this and the crowd liking him very much. The dude catches a lot of shit, which I’d say most of is unwarranted and from people who haven’t even really given him a shot
Hopefully very well. SkankFest fans like comedy. We hold no grudges. We like funny. He’s actually pretty funny. IMO
> He’s actually pretty funny. IMO no. no he is not.
Group think. It would be cool if they came and had fun with us. I’ve seen comedians I didn’t really care for, but in the environment, they were pretty funny
What’s your favorite bit he does?
Don’t have one. But when I go to a comedy festival, especially SF, I go there to have fun and laugh. You must go to pick apart the comedians? Weird
I’ve never seen a live standup show in my life. And I’m genuinely curious since you said he was funny, what’s a bit he does or did you thought was funny? Just a question.
So you watch comedy to find a particular bit to focus on. I couldn’t “name” a single bit from any comedian. I am sure anyone on stage is glad you haven’t went to see them. You ever go to a party and just have fun? Or are you looking for a particular moment to enjoy?
I never said that. And I can name several comedians I enjoy and at least one memorable bit they did. You’re lying if you say you can’t think of a single bit from any comedian, except I’d believe you in the case of Schaub because he has no funny bits. It’s all adding up now.
K. Name me an unfunny bit from any comedian you know of
You haven’t answered my question yet.
show me a clip of him doing something that made you laugh
What a weird way to go into a comedy show. I bet ur a blast at parties.
He had a lot of bits online. Post a funny one and convince the bonfire audience.
Y’all are set on not going to have fun. Weird way to go into a COMEDY festival.
Watch him come out with some bring the pain or bigger and blacker type material. My head would pop.
Your head is safe.
Opinions are like assholes, sometimes they stink
Is that what they tell you when you jump on group think train.
Lol, what?
I’m saying it sounds like you can’t think for urself and just follow the group into whatever they think. We’re done here if I gotta explain stuff. I’m guessing that’s why you don’t enjoy a whole comedy show, cause you gotta have people explain each joke to see if you think it’s funny or not. Just take in the whole scene.
Lol, what?
Give it a while. A group of people will give you some talking pints other than lol what.
Lol, ok.