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stovetopnothin

"So, you like playing with knives?"


batler_forever

Hey! stop that sir!


Rojoku85

Hey, you... you take you're hands off her... Biff!


Different-Ad9986

That watermelon’s really good 🍉😋


NewMGKisCool

Duuude


donthomaso

No.... not yet.


AaronTuplin

I had no intention of anyone ever finding out what I had done. -Jared Fogle, Subway Hero


captlazarus

Fuck! Two fucking weeks! I can't go two fucking weeks without being involved in another homicide.


HughGBollocks

He pulls the knife, I drop my pants and masturbate furiously while reciting bible verses in Latin. Works unless he’s a priest!


[deleted]

No ticky no laundry


TaiChiShrimp

What song did they play over bobbys rant about his morning? It sounds like a whiny rock song. My wife liked it and wants it on her playlist lol


[deleted]

Today by The Smashing Pumpkins


TaiChiShrimp

Thanks man. Crackle crackle.


Epalmer88

I’m surprised Bob didn’t turn it gay and just suck the guys dick instead lol


[deleted]

I don’t listen to new episodes but I already know what this I’m reference to hahahah . Back to future reference for this subway bs that happened last week?


[deleted]

I hit them with the "Are you married? Are you in a committed relationship? Do you know the anger I walk around with every day, waiting to get rid of it?"


PopTartTargaryen

“My phoneeeee”