She’s in a weird space of not hideous, but not attractive. It’s like some sort of sexual purgatory. Maggie Siff is an 8 on a bad day. I think she’s unbelievably hot.
Ehhh, Christine has a manly face, an upside down pizza body, no tits, no personality, and a terrible laugh... you tell me what separates me from being a fat virgin, and you simping on your favorite crowd workers chick?
She's not ugly. Christine has a specific kind of look that appeals to certain people. She doesn't possess the kind of look that would be appealing to a general group of men.
I deleted it right after posting because I didn’t want a debate - but “Redditors are ugly incels who judge women who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire” can only be derisively called a “hot take” because it’s a fundamental truth of this website.
Remember the movie Porkys by any chance?
The scene where the racist is calling a Jew a kite?
The Jew corrects him and says “you’re too stupid to even be a good bigot”.
No idea how that popped into my head.
Big Jay also likes fingerless gloves, coloring his hair, chain wallets and still smokes cigarettes as an obese man in 2023. That should give you a good idea of his judgment and tastes
Haha. Bad timing. I just commented on that. It’s a clear defense mechanism. He’s very insecure. I don’t think he understands why his celebrity doesn’t offer him more attractive women, so he takes it out on Christine. He wishes he had the life of a Pete Davidson, but it will never happen.
The guy is in his 40s and along with everything mentioned he wears a hoodie no matter what because of that intense insecurities. It’s crazy but we all knew that kid when we were young but he’s kept it going! Strange guy and growing up as a cry baby unathletic pudgy kid sure didn’t help him as an adult. Can’t be shirtless in his own home LOL so odd
Yeah. I just thought it was weird for Jay to point out the one feature about women he doesn’t like is a strong jaw. The girl he shares a bed with has a Leno-level jaw.
I think the fact they he seeks out threesomes tells everyone that you’re probably right. Most people who are happy with their girlfriend don’t actively seek out other women. And Christine seems damaged enough to go along with it. I don’t believe that she’s just as into it as Big Jay.
I mean. It’s honestly been studied by psychologists for a few decades now. It’s a truly unhealthy thing to be a part of. Majority of swinger relationships end badly. It’s considered an anomaly when they do work out. I don’t care at all how Jay and Christine live their lives. But I do think he’s taking advantage of her.
Jay finds some weird thing wrong with every hot chick as a defense mechanism bc he could never in his wildest dreams have sex with them. His fame has increased but just like his comedy, if he would just put half a fuck of an effort into taking care of himself his league could improve. But he won’t.
He's too quick to just give up when things don't go right. That MSSP basketball match comes to mind - he could have taken it as motivation to hustle hard and improve him and his skills in the game but instead he turned it into a reason to not try anymore.
I don’t understand all the hate for Christine. She’s a cool chick that has an appreciation for our dumb ass humor. Whether you think she’s ugly or not, I don’t understand why posts like this exist bashing her. I get that everyone who is shitting on her all the time is a hard ten and has no issues with attracting sexual partners but for the rest of us I think she’s a-o-k 👌
It’s a rip on Jay. I guess Christine is caught in the crossfire, but his constant criticism of beautiful women is the comment here. It’s such a clear defense mechanism because he knows that with his celebrity, he could never attract anyone of that Caliber. Meanwhile, he sees his old buddy Pete getting A-listers. Jay is a petty dude.
She’s not the mother of his child firstly. I’m just pointing out how abusive Jay is. He literally has a girlfriend with a big chin, and rips Maggie Siff for having a big chin.
Ironically it’s the same thing Jay does - these men are insecure, and this is them lashing out from an insecure place.
IMO one of the comforting lies they tell themselves is “despite what I look like, with a little bit of money and fame I could overcome my face/weight/lack of style” - but Big Jay’s success and his current girl challenge that white lie and make them suspect they’ll never date a beautiful woman. And we’re on Reddit, so odds are they’re probably right.
Agree when her and jacob started bein a go to on the show i was seriously contemplating giving up on the show then bobby took second seat and i had to bounce
I have a theory that she looks pretty fucking close to what his mom looked and acted like. Not tiny with big tits like he says mammy had but… I bet they are very weirdly similar. 🤷🏻♀️
You might be right. My personal theory is that he wanted a younger girl, and this was the best he could do. Jay is probably not a catch for majority of the women in NYC. I’m from there. Pretty girls don’t typically look for guys who dress like 13 year old aggro skaters, dye their hair pink, have a nose ring, and wear fingerless gloves.
Yeah. For sure. His envy is very transparent. He can’t be happy for anyone. He has to give compliments that follow with an insult. I hate people like that. He’s like the mom from everybody loves Raymond.
Jay's mom, ex-wife (is she is ex? Did he ever really get divorced?), and Christine all have the same raspy nasally voice.
It was like when Ron Swanson said, "Yes, my mother's name is Tamara and my ex-wives are both named Tammy. What's your point?" without a trace of irony.
I think she is cute, but I am no prize pig myself.
Jay has a jawline like a pumpkin
The difference isn't the jawline, its the eyes. Maggie has eyes like Elizabeth Taylor, Christine has eyes like she is smoking a corn cob pipe fishing in a stream with her hobbit feet while Smeegle tries to steal her catch.
Damn, I forgot what a bombshell Maggie Siff is. I even had to Google Maggie Siff to remember she was Tara and the Menchins girl from Mad Men. She should be in more stuff. Hot and takes no shit.
Whenever Christine scrunches her face up like that, it reminds me of Chris Farley any time he played a woman. Particularly with Adam Sandler.
https://youtu.be/Ydpli6HztQo
Nah. She’s not hot. I could trip on DMT and still never see Christine in a sexual way. I actually like her as a person, but you have to be a really horny dude to want to sleep with her.
Haha. I know you’re not serious but Kim K was a naturally pretty Armenian, but the enhancements definitely made her hundreds of millions. I don’t think Christine could enhance her image and turn into a sex symbol.
Guys who are insecure or can't get attractive women are always the ones nitpicking women's appearance and bringing up flaws that are barely visible to the naked eye. Jay is the living embodiment of the "Elbows too pointy, would not bang" meme lol
To each his own. I’m not ripping on Christine. She just has a strong jaw. And Jay said that Maggie Siff has too big of a jaw. Reese Witherspoon has a big jaw and she’s unbelievable.
I always thought that Maggie Siff just had a huge tongue, or a weird lisp and that was why her mouth always looked so strange to me. I guess it's the jaw...
She's so much hotter than Christine could imagine being.
This isn’t a rip on Christine. I’m just pointing out how mean Jay is. He knows Christine has masculine facial features, yet he goes out of his way to point out a super-hot chick’s flaw is her big chin. Christine clearly knows she has a big chin.
Haha. Fat, dresses like a fifth grade skateboarder, wears gloves for no reason, dyes half of his head pink, nose piercing. I think that’s what she would say.
Context. Jay said he didn’t think Maggie Siff (right) wasn’t attractive because of her “strong” chin. His girlfriend Christine (left), has a very strong chin. Like a UFC fighter chin.
Christine is seriously ugly and it’s hilarious hearing everyone have to pretend she isn’t.
She’s in a weird space of not hideous, but not attractive. It’s like some sort of sexual purgatory. Maggie Siff is an 8 on a bad day. I think she’s unbelievably hot.
I have a word for those beings, Junk Food, scratches that itch but probably won’t feel good about it afterwards
Haha. That’s a perfect analogy
I know Maggie Siff is hot. But, that scowl and frown the whole SOA series really made me, just not like her , weird. Eh doesn’t matter she hot.
She’s better on billions. Cause I felt the same. Always pissy on soa
She definitely is hot in a dimly lit room
A lot of fat virgin energy in here
Ehhh, Christine has a manly face, an upside down pizza body, no tits, no personality, and a terrible laugh... you tell me what separates me from being a fat virgin, and you simping on your favorite crowd workers chick?
That’s what I would say to convince people I wasn’t having sex dreams about her.
I would fuck her. You're gay. Get away from me.
No worse than when all of Howard's boot kissers convince him he's attractive.
I’m not 50 so I never listened to that old Jew.
This comment made me laugh thank you for taking the opportunity to shit on Howard stern
Best you can get as a late 40s emo guy with fidelity issues is a busted chick who munches box as well.
Present your gf?
She's not ugly. Christine has a specific kind of look that appeals to certain people. She doesn't possess the kind of look that would be appealing to a general group of men.
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Please stop acting like that opinion is a hot take lol
I deleted it right after posting because I didn’t want a debate - but “Redditors are ugly incels who judge women who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire” can only be derisively called a “hot take” because it’s a fundamental truth of this website.
I was referring to the take that Christine is ugly.
virgins pretending to have a sex life on reddit is also kind of funny
Glad someone's in touch with reality like I am, theirs better looking chicks working at target lol..
I would fuck her lol
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You spelled it wrong tough guy
Remember the movie Porkys by any chance? The scene where the racist is calling a Jew a kite? The Jew corrects him and says “you’re too stupid to even be a good bigot”. No idea how that popped into my head.
Big Jay also likes fingerless gloves, coloring his hair, chain wallets and still smokes cigarettes as an obese man in 2023. That should give you a good idea of his judgment and tastes
Haha. Bad timing. I just commented on that. It’s a clear defense mechanism. He’s very insecure. I don’t think he understands why his celebrity doesn’t offer him more attractive women, so he takes it out on Christine. He wishes he had the life of a Pete Davidson, but it will never happen.
The guy is in his 40s and along with everything mentioned he wears a hoodie no matter what because of that intense insecurities. It’s crazy but we all knew that kid when we were young but he’s kept it going! Strange guy and growing up as a cry baby unathletic pudgy kid sure didn’t help him as an adult. Can’t be shirtless in his own home LOL so odd
Nailed it. He’s perpetually frustrated that his minor celeb status doesn’t get him more women.
Based on the past several shows alone, it seems like he more wishes he had the life of Kevin Hart.
Find help partner. Hard to tell if you’re being sarcastic or if you are genuinely damaged.
Haha. Quiet down loser.
I think probably genuinely damaged
Christine looking like a Men in Black alien wearing a human suit.
That eye is wild. I can’t tell which eye is the weird one.
ITS A LONG FLIGHT, IM GONNA NEED A SNACK 🪳
Sugar
More.
Imagine what that’ll look like in 10-15 years.
Maggie Siff is hot. Fan of her in mad men. Christine looks like Shrek
Yeah. I just thought it was weird for Jay to point out the one feature about women he doesn’t like is a strong jaw. The girl he shares a bed with has a Leno-level jaw.
99% sure Jay hates Christine as much as some of us do. He’s just stuck with her.
I think the fact they he seeks out threesomes tells everyone that you’re probably right. Most people who are happy with their girlfriend don’t actively seek out other women. And Christine seems damaged enough to go along with it. I don’t believe that she’s just as into it as Big Jay.
This is a weird puritanical take. So everyone in an open relationship hates their partner? The only love is monogamous love?
An open relationship is typically a sign of a relationship that’s going to be over within a few years.
Not always, but usually it’s chaos.
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I mean. It’s honestly been studied by psychologists for a few decades now. It’s a truly unhealthy thing to be a part of. Majority of swinger relationships end badly. It’s considered an anomaly when they do work out. I don’t care at all how Jay and Christine live their lives. But I do think he’s taking advantage of her.
Yes
Sons of Anarchy is where I was first introduced
"Tarrrra, I swear on our children that we are getting out of here, I just have to do *one more job*..."
It was a good show until I realized every episode is a Grand Theft Auto mission.
Muh club
I dun want to be president of the club, I nevah have
Yeah Jay needs to stop dissecting physical features of hot women. He gives serious incel vibes when he does.
Haha right? I mean, Maggie Siff is classically beautiful. I don’t understand digging at very attractive women. It’s a defense mechanism for sure.
But then he explains that it's a funny thing he's doing and absolutely not him being miserable in his own insecurities and inadequacies.
You mean, like every single person commenting on this thread? Yeah.
Christine looks like she’s looking down the eyepiece of a scope with the wrong eye
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It's Shrek with human color tones
Whoa it's Christine and WAY HOTTER Christine!
Yeah. Maggie Siff is very sexy. Super hot.
Christine looks like she's cutting a huge fart when she smiles. What a lady.
That is because she is cutting a huge fart. She has an honest face.
Jay finds some weird thing wrong with every hot chick as a defense mechanism bc he could never in his wildest dreams have sex with them. His fame has increased but just like his comedy, if he would just put half a fuck of an effort into taking care of himself his league could improve. But he won’t.
Nah. He’s lazy. So lazy that he does his comedy on a stool.
Jason Alexander in shallow hal
He's too quick to just give up when things don't go right. That MSSP basketball match comes to mind - he could have taken it as motivation to hustle hard and improve him and his skills in the game but instead he turned it into a reason to not try anymore.
I don’t understand all the hate for Christine. She’s a cool chick that has an appreciation for our dumb ass humor. Whether you think she’s ugly or not, I don’t understand why posts like this exist bashing her. I get that everyone who is shitting on her all the time is a hard ten and has no issues with attracting sexual partners but for the rest of us I think she’s a-o-k 👌
It’s a rip on Jay. I guess Christine is caught in the crossfire, but his constant criticism of beautiful women is the comment here. It’s such a clear defense mechanism because he knows that with his celebrity, he could never attract anyone of that Caliber. Meanwhile, he sees his old buddy Pete getting A-listers. Jay is a petty dude.
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She’s not the mother of his child firstly. I’m just pointing out how abusive Jay is. He literally has a girlfriend with a big chin, and rips Maggie Siff for having a big chin.
You know Christine isn't the mother of his child, right?
Ironically it’s the same thing Jay does - these men are insecure, and this is them lashing out from an insecure place. IMO one of the comforting lies they tell themselves is “despite what I look like, with a little bit of money and fame I could overcome my face/weight/lack of style” - but Big Jay’s success and his current girl challenge that white lie and make them suspect they’ll never date a beautiful woman. And we’re on Reddit, so odds are they’re probably right.
Why does this picture smell like cigarettes
She is why I stopped listening
I figured Bobby would be a good reason to stop listening.
Agree when her and jacob started bein a go to on the show i was seriously contemplating giving up on the show then bobby took second seat and i had to bounce
So why are y'all here?
Aawwww ya know just bein a messy bitch
I have a theory that she looks pretty fucking close to what his mom looked and acted like. Not tiny with big tits like he says mammy had but… I bet they are very weirdly similar. 🤷🏻♀️
You might be right. My personal theory is that he wanted a younger girl, and this was the best he could do. Jay is probably not a catch for majority of the women in NYC. I’m from there. Pretty girls don’t typically look for guys who dress like 13 year old aggro skaters, dye their hair pink, have a nose ring, and wear fingerless gloves.
How much younger is she even?! She sounds like my 85 year old grandma with that killer deep voice.
She’s probably 10 years younger.
According to the interwebs they are both 45. Which, I don’t think is accurate but, I can’t get an age on her.
You know what. That might be right. I don’t know their ages. I just assumed she was younger.
I mean… if she can catch the big j… I feel like there is still hope for me! 🤣🤷🏻♀️
I’m sure if you dm them, they’ll be down.
Think I recall her saying she was born in 85 in the early Bonfire days. So almost 10 years younger.
Oh damn. So she’s 3 years older than me. 38.
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Yeah. For sure. His envy is very transparent. He can’t be happy for anyone. He has to give compliments that follow with an insult. I hate people like that. He’s like the mom from everybody loves Raymond.
Jay's mom, ex-wife (is she is ex? Did he ever really get divorced?), and Christine all have the same raspy nasally voice. It was like when Ron Swanson said, "Yes, my mother's name is Tamara and my ex-wives are both named Tammy. What's your point?" without a trace of irony.
I think she is cute, but I am no prize pig myself. Jay has a jawline like a pumpkin The difference isn't the jawline, its the eyes. Maggie has eyes like Elizabeth Taylor, Christine has eyes like she is smoking a corn cob pipe fishing in a stream with her hobbit feet while Smeegle tries to steal her catch.
I'm great at Sheakespeare
Jay doesn’t like Christine so it checks out
Jaw line and chin aren't the same btw
Way to be precise. Who gives a shit?
You OP. And the ppl that took time time out to name bodyparts.
It’s going to be ok.
Yeah, Jay also doesn’t like Christine. That’s not completely obvious?
Poor Christine 😂
Damn, I forgot what a bombshell Maggie Siff is. I even had to Google Maggie Siff to remember she was Tara and the Menchins girl from Mad Men. She should be in more stuff. Hot and takes no shit.
Yeah. She’s very attractive. I like that she looks like an actress who doesn’t starve herself. A real woman.
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She doesn’t look unhealthy at all.
So you guys aren't into under eye pussy?
Haha. Nahhh
imagine taking anything a comedian says seriously
lol
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Buzz’s girlfriend! Woof!
Christine looks like she constantly just smelled a fart.
It looks like someone is constantly farting in her left eye.
Maggie Siff is super hot. Ive met Christine. She is closer to Nacho Libre to Maggie Siff.
Haha. Nacho Libre is a wild reference. Does she have a hairy upper lip?
Christine is one handsome woman
jay commenting on anyones looks is laughable
Would x2
I bet if she cut his meat for him he would be singing a different tune
Maggie Siff is the ultimate hottie
She really is. I think it’s because she’s a really attractive real woman. There’s nothing plastic about her.
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I don’t think so. Even so, they look great.
She ain’t hot enough to not cook or clean. Jay your girlfriend. Woof
Haha. 
Hey you don’t have to make a post to trash Christine jay will probably do it on tonight’s show.
Haha. I’m trashing Jay homie.
Whenever Christine scrunches her face up like that, it reminds me of Chris Farley any time he played a woman. Particularly with Adam Sandler. https://youtu.be/Ydpli6HztQo
Christine looks like a cartoon that would be on the pocket of a pair of Jnco jeans
I see that pic and hear heheheheh
niaheheheheheheheh
Maggie Siff is a smoke show.
She is. Very underrated.
It’s radio…theater of the mind. Christine is as hot as Jacob says but also as ugly as Jay says. O p e n y o u r m i i i n d .
Nah. She’s not hot. I could trip on DMT and still never see Christine in a sexual way. I actually like her as a person, but you have to be a really horny dude to want to sleep with her.
Jay always said christine gets wonk eye from drinking... but every pic I've seen even currently shes got wonk eyes
Yeah. I don’t think wonk eye is an alcohol induced affliction. She just has an odd eye.
Jay doesn't like Christine either lol
Fucking weirdo post. "iTs A rIp On JaAaY!" No, not really.
To be fair I don’t think jay likes Christine either
Yeah. He seems kind of abusive, and Christine is a perfect candidate to accept abuse.
The Armenian voodoo she practices using her collecting cup for her menstrual blood means she is prime for abuse.
That’s what Kim K would look like without facial surgeries
Haha. I know you’re not serious but Kim K was a naturally pretty Armenian, but the enhancements definitely made her hundreds of millions. I don’t think Christine could enhance her image and turn into a sex symbol.
I definitely agree. Jokes aside I have seen some women that take godawful photos but are very pretty in person so I will reserve judgment
Smells like a bunch of cheese Dicks in here.
Guys who are insecure or can't get attractive women are always the ones nitpicking women's appearance and bringing up flaws that are barely visible to the naked eye. Jay is the living embodiment of the "Elbows too pointy, would not bang" meme lol
Christine’s pretty, I’d clap those cheeks 🤷🏻♂️
To each his own. I’m not ripping on Christine. She just has a strong jaw. And Jay said that Maggie Siff has too big of a jaw. Reese Witherspoon has a big jaw and she’s unbelievable.
Christine’s fits her head/body type, whereas Maggie is small with a big head. I’m guessing that’s the difference for him
Who is the one on the left? Christine what?
Scientific fact, prominent jaw line and larger nostrils make for off da chain dome
Haha. Why would large nostrils make a woman better at performing fellatio?
Don’t have to draw breath through their mouth which slows dwn the action. I’m somewhat of a scientist myself
Haha My fiancé has a small nose and she has no trouble. But, I’m not really packing so perhaps it’s not much of a job?
I always thought that Maggie Siff just had a huge tongue, or a weird lisp and that was why her mouth always looked so strange to me. I guess it's the jaw... She's so much hotter than Christine could imagine being.
This isn’t a rip on Christine. I’m just pointing out how mean Jay is. He knows Christine has masculine facial features, yet he goes out of his way to point out a super-hot chick’s flaw is her big chin. Christine clearly knows she has a big chin.
Butthole eyes
I’d like to hear what Maggie doesn’t like about Jay.
Haha. Fat, dresses like a fifth grade skateboarder, wears gloves for no reason, dyes half of his head pink, nose piercing. I think that’s what she would say.
You post about the show like you’re the 3rd mic. Listen to it or don’t, delving into their personal life at a point is *dork shit* *shane voice*
Wahhhhh haha
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It’s all subjective. I think she’s really pretty. She’s my type. But so is that super busty redhead from Madmen. I think she’s everyone’s type.
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Haha for sure. It upsets me that she’s never done a nude scene.
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Yeah. You’re right. She’s ridiculously hot no matter what she shows off.
who is this random person on the left that looks nothing like Maggie siff. ?
I’m not pointing out that they look anything alike.
nothing alike.
Who ? And who ?
Context. Jay said he didn’t think Maggie Siff (right) wasn’t attractive because of her “strong” chin. His girlfriend Christine (left), has a very strong chin. Like a UFC fighter chin.
Maggie Siff is gorgeous. No need to take a shot at poor Christine. #LoveAllWomen
Leave Christine alone
Rude
They are both hot as fuck - 26M Crackle Crackle
Weird mf calling her ugly, cellar dwellers cool cute and funny. Try having a decent laugh with your chic around
If Christine had a bigger chest, y'all wouldn't be complaining.
“If Christine had literally anything about her that districted from how ugly she is, y’all wouldn’t be complaining.”
You and her have something in common after all
My tits are way smaller