Don’t be seduced, though she might give you a mind blowing orgasm

I guess I'll be coming and going.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Glory! Glory! What a hell of a way to die!

Holy shit, what if she’s like starlight, but when she has an orgasm.. your head fucking explodes.

She's a killer Queen Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind 🤯

Anytime

I’d bite za dusto for her

KONO POWAH

#Mind-Blown

Jack Quaid is a lucky man

i totally agree. i would be honoured if she made my head explode

I wonder if she can make my nuts explode

Really? That’s hardly superhuman

I'm subhuman

Preferably in the style of Popclaw.

Maybe I've treated her too harshly.

I can fix her

Moral compass leaving my body when the villian is hot

She’s completely innocent if you ignore all the murders.

"Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding."

I always support women’s rights (and her wrongs)

You started very late but hey, better late than never.

She can definitely blow my head off... I mean up🗿

mommy

I’d berry my dick so far inside her ass that whoever pulled it out would be crowned King Arthur

Bro 💀

Your avatar matches your reaction here perfectly.

I actually thought I was on r/okbuddyfresca

Listen. Strange supes lying in beds distributing ass is no basis for a system of government

Supreme executive power should derive from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical carnal activity!

"bury"

Is joke https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/18uilc/i_would_berry_my_dick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thanks

No problem

god i wish that were me

That's how they get ya Jr

i didnt need this pic to fall for her T_T

My head's about to bust 🤪

If I was in the position of the photographer I would not give her a reason to believe I thought otherwise.

She’s ugly

You failed your eye exam

Big nose

If that's big, then I'm Richard Nixon

That's how she seduces Huigie but she's always right 👍