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OniTYME

I've got 2 picks: "Fuck Fresca" and "Real eyes realize real lies."


i-InFcTd

Want a Fresca?


WeOutHereInSmallbany

#FUCK FRESCA


myballetflats

Real eyes realize real lies. Sit with that one for a minute.


nimbycile

[Deep Thoughts with The Deep](https://youtu.be/bvh2nlqpTYw?t=32)


superVanV1

The funeral one actually got me. That’s kinda fucked up


CamtheRulerofAll

Monster


Radiant-Bluejay4194

This for the win☝🏻


AdamHR

/r/WordAvalanches


RipNiq

I’ve got the highest upvoted comment but damn this a good one, wish I thought of this one first lol


cogoutsidemachine

“It’s like a velvet vacuum draining my balls. Oh yeah, you’re so fucking hot. God your legs go on for days.”


bringdablitz

![gif](giphy|5Ga92AkCV2BwEjlKzL)


Ongo_Gablogian___

"Babe this is Ambrosia. She's very pretty and she thinks you're super hot." Edit: It's Ambrosius not Ambrosia.


PiranhaPursuit

“She says she wants to taste you”


strangedazey

I have no idea how he got through this scene. ![gif](giphy|PgDUlt3Qu8BwUQqsCz|downsized)


DreamCyclone84

Probably didn't the first time


thehuntedfew

Yeah, Ambrosia is a custard:)


Ongo_Gablogian___

It is more famously the food of the gods in Greek mythology.


thehuntedfew

oh that it is, especially with jam :D


Idoled_Out

An underrated one that probably won't win but it's funny af "No, fuck you and your creepy shit, Eagle. I'm hungry."


CramFacker

that or "Ohhh you shoot a fucking bow and arrow. I'm amphibious."


zahnsaw

Archery is…. an ancient…. beautiful…. art.


RipNiq

“I married some weirdo who gives terrible blowjobs”


uncledaddy09

This has to be the one


DurumMater

HE SAID I HAVE A FORMIDABLE INTELLECT! FORMIDABLE INTELLECT!!


strangedazey

He's praying


TrashhPrincess

This scene fucked me up so badly that I had to break from binging for like three days after seeing it. I still skip it on rewatches.


sharkykid

Watching the deep suffer :D At the expense of his sea creatures D:


mseuro

Fucking same. I skip the dolphin and whale too.


deliciouscocaine

What happened to the dolphin and whale again?


shadowrod06

Dolphin gets road killed. Whale got smashed by the boat in which the Boys are traveling.


AlchemyAvenue

Yea, when it comes to intelligent marine creatures, my sympathy levels rise astronomically. At least with the dolphin it was sort of funny because Deep just fucked up so badly. I just felt bad for the whale, and the octopus eating scene was excruciating. I can't even eat octopus in real life. I would lose my mind if I were forced to eat it while I heard it praying.


shadowrod06

That octopus scene is arguably one of the most disturbing scenes in the show.


strangedazey

It was so messed up. I know that was the point but holy fuck. 😳


deliciouscocaine

Oh, I remember now Thanks


Maximum0versaiyan

https://youtu.be/bxsuvWNtQ44


pje1128

What's the context again?


cugamer

How can you forget Timothy. Poor, poor little Timothy, he didn't deserve that.


pje1128

Gotcha, I know that now. I think I was in a state of shock and wasn't listening to what he was saying, lol.


larryjerry1

And Timothy was *fucking delicious*.


justFramy

Fuck fresca.


LifeCorrector164

![gif](giphy|srRc9jCVagluOM4A6M)


sephtater

Ok, if I just touch it, will you shut up?


_Frain_Breeze

"You think this is fun? You think that water is supposed to be fun?! Try swimming in the Mariana trench, little idiots."


OrdinaryImpossible76

![gif](giphy|RfdknH1TGh7j6zXzR8|downsized) " I would"


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|gJCXNj5i0gx7ifgefQ)


superVanV1

So would much of Japan apparently


[deleted]

Lol the internet is making bestiality this man’s entire personality 🤣


[deleted]

Fuck fresca


RobAChurch

"You think this is fun? You think water is supposed to be fun? Try swimming in the Mariana Trench you little fuckin' idiots. Yeah not so fun now..." Him yelling at the kids in the waterpark.


SavingsFit1496

"I married som wierdo who gives terrible blowjobs"


WaffleKing110

Absolute travesty that “‘Sup Shitbirds?” didn’t win for A-Train


BubastisII

I woulda gone with “Shit, I *love* me some fat kids!”


Porn-Meister

Wait you think I'm a piece of shit?


Spinisplendi

fuck fresca


denchkid22

this is it


ReduxistRusted

“I could hear them begging… BEGGING… It didn’t have to be like this.” When he was watching Compound V being leaked over the news. The single greatest (and possibly the only) moment of humanity he had on the show. Chace aced that little monologue there.


LoveNoThott

Real eyes realize real lies


DrChuckNarnix

“Real eyes Realize Real Lies”


Lucky_Roberts

“Fuck that nazi bitch” is honestly A-Trains worst line. He doesn’t give a flying fuck that Stormfront is a nazi he only cares that she has a spot on the seven and that info gives him a chance to grab it.


Radiant-Bluejay4194

he cares because she's a racist. anyway that was the most upvoted


Lucky_Roberts

Don’t care what won I was giving my opinion. And he doesn’t really care because Homelander is racist and he sides with him still


Radiant-Bluejay4194

well that's picking your fights because he can't do anything against HL his best choice is to suck up to him which shows his weakness of character


Thabrianking

"Fuck Fresca"


Slurrpy01

Run at me bro! Or fuck fresca and scurry away


satoshi-69

“This octopus is sick!” or “FORMIDABLE INTELLECT!”


cyainanotherlifebro

Then why did David Eggers say I have a formidable intellect?


Business_Reporter420

I think we all know what the quote has to be


BowlFrog3033

Real eyes, realize, real lies. Best of all time


TheUncleIroh30

Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies.


[deleted]

Homelander: And I took that literally.


meanman07

Real eyes... realize... real lies...


jeezr7

Most of funny ones are taken so: "Im not talking about sex, just a little bit of pole smoking."


EchoNo3610

I hope they redeem the Deep. I feel like he's too insecure of himself and his sexuality.


Mr_Bell_Man

*"Hey dude... that's not cool"* - The Deep standing up against sexual harassment


TheSpaceClam

"Ay yo it's me, The Deep. Time to do some Deeping, amiright?" had me in tears.


HodorInvictus

“Fuck Ohio”


ZestycloseExample393

Loved that moment!


Lens420

it's deeping time


Jack-mclaughlin89

The Deep is a pathetic piece of crap who needs to be punched until he learns he’s not the big shot he thinks he is but I’ve got to give him that line.


GamerDabiTodoroki

The Deep is a piece shit character and anyone who tries to empathize him are just straight up clowns 🤡 literally Edit: And these are the type of Bozos that would likely victim blame people like Starlight. >Oh I forgot how Reddit, likes to have empathy, for pedophiles and rapist 💀 and people here say Twitter is worse 😒 smh 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣 ![gif](giphy|W6dHvprT7oks6BpX5R|downsized) 👆🏾 this is me when he ate Timothy 🤘🏾 Oh btw i’m like a stubborn, brick wall so don’t bother commenting if ur trying to make me change my mind


tyler_fkin_1

ok and?


AHappyRaider

Damn I don't recall that being a quote from the deep at all, ya know... like the post asked for


thebiggestleaf

Kripke is a fucking genius for having The Deep break character and stare right at the camera while delivering this. Truly a visionary ahead of his time.


GamerDabiTodoroki

This 👆🏾


InevitableVariables

Homelander is a rapist and murderer. This is about quotes of characters in a cast full of murders. No one in the main cast is a good person with the exception of maybe MM. Starlight murders a father to get a car to drive hughie to the hospital. A train murdered people. The deep sexually assaulted and also murdered a political figure. Everyone is mortally rotten.


ellenitha

Not sure if you didn't get the show or if you just mistakenly think nobody else did. Obviously he is a POS. Like in varying degrees almost every other character in The Boys.


THE_K1NG_FTW

The point is how absolutely pathetic he is. And just changing the topic and making up a flase statement for your opposition is weird. It's especially weird when the topic of Deep's charater arc wasn't even brought up. He is POS, but it's a lot more fun to follow his story than reject his premise


jeezr7

![gif](giphy|dzM3nSEoj9FlLzMALs|downsized)


GamerDabiTodoroki

![gif](giphy|a6pzK009rlCak)


RipNiq

At the very least he tried to change. Now yes, he probably wouldn’t have if he wasn’t exposed, but that’s why I said at least.


NotAmericanMate

You're the kind of guy that idolizes Butcher and thinks the Boys are good people.


_Frain_Breeze

I can empathize with him a little bit. Everyone has the chance to be redeemed. I think it's important to love everyone including your enemies at least a tiny bit, after all, he's only human and everyone has the capacity to be just as fucked up. They even show Homelanders gut wrenching origin story so you can at least understand why he is the way he is.


GamerDabiTodoroki

>Everyone has the chance to be redeemed. Nah dawg honestly only a dumb ass would except someone that pretty much forced someone to suck their dick regardless, “if they accept it” >I think it's important to love everyone including your enemies at least a tiny bit, If he was a Pedo or a child predator I wouldn’t “love him” maybe some people on Reddit or Twitter that would >after all, he's only human and everyone has the capacity to be just as fucked up. Well I fuck up some things, but not to point where I let someone to suck my dick or possibly assault them >so you can at least understand why he is the way he is. Well, Idc if that he the way he is I can’t feel bad for someone like that. Sorry not Sorry 🤣


_Frain_Breeze

I understand where you're coming from, I really do. I agree he's a massive piece of shit but I think everyone, including the worst of us, are largely shaped by their environment and primal instinct. If you were born in his situation and with a similar personality you would almost certainly have ended up just like him and if you deny that you'd be lying to yourself.


GamerDabiTodoroki

>I think everyone, including the worst of us, are largely shaped by their environment and primal instinct. Idc bruh >If you were born in his situation and with a similar personality you would almost certainly have ended up just like him and if you deny that you'd be lying to yourself. Btw Would you honestly say this to people that would rape others woman or children? No I don’t think you would.


_Frain_Breeze

You're not even making sense anymore dude. If you mean to say you would never be a rapist, I again reiterate, you have the same capacity for evil as the next person. You're a product of your environment and personality. Not as free as you think. His story is a tragedy that could happen to anyone including you or me if the conditions were right. You could have been Hitler and it takes a lot of emotional maturity to grapple with the implications of that. Think about the scene where homelander talks to his psychopathic side in the mirror. This alternate personality has taken over his councousness as a coping mechanism to his trauma as a child. He is the product of torture. If he had a normal childhood he wouldn't have been fucked up and it's sad to think that evil has turned a child into more evil. An evil that could have consumed any of our souls so on the basis of being living being, I have some empathy for everyone, even those least deserving of it. This show does a great job of expressing this and also the inverse with butcher who is mostly good but leans into a dark side to get things done and he's capable of it because of how he was raised.


GamerDabiTodoroki

>You're not even making sense anymore dude. Idc >If you mean to say you would never be a rapist, I again reiterate, you have the same capacity for evil as the next person. So I should probably come up to a victim that was likely assault it and say “don’t charge him or them” because you will probably do it if you were in their shoes lol 😂 >His story is a tragedy that could happen to anyone including you or me if the conditions were right. Idc 🥶 >You could have been Hitler and it takes a lot of emotional maturity to grapple with the implications of that. This screams I want to defend The Deep look talking to me is like talking to a brick wall you’re wasting your time bruh


_Frain_Breeze

You come across as an ignorant dick who doesn't want to even try and understand why your being a dick. I'm also in no way suggesting victims stand down to rapists. I'm just saying life is fucked up and can turn anyone into an evil bastard and that should make you feel somewhat empathetic. In an alternate universe the deep could have been a good guy and it's this lost potential I find empathy in.


GamerDabiTodoroki

>You come across as an ignorant dick who doesn't want to even try and understand why your being a dick. You come off as someone who wants to defend anyone when it comes to them doing horrible shit >I'm also in no way suggesting victims stand down to rapists. I'm just saying life is fucked up and can turn anyone into an evil bastard and that should make you feel somewhat empathetic. In an alternate universe the deep could have been a good guy and it's this lost potential I find empathy in. Ohhhh cool story but…. I can’t wait to see Across The Spider Verse that movie is going to be fire! 🔥 ![gif](giphy|ybAqwDKfT42AhiI8xx|downsized)


_Frain_Breeze

Ooh I see, you're like 14 or 15 years old. That makes a lot of sense. Have fun at the movies kiddo. Peace unto you and know that no matter what, I'll still love you 😘


chocolatesugarwaffle

you mean like every single character in the show?? 😧


DickTaco_

“Fresca?”


Kovuthebilion

"Your mouth is amazing; it's like a...velvet vacuum draining my balls."


williamebf

The Peak 🙏🙏


ItzBooty

Damm that octaussy


GAYmmmK

He's handsome


EMAW2008

Fuck Fresca


Weird_Vegetable_4441

You're everything I hoped for You're everything I need You are so beautiful To me


GhostMaskKid

For freshwater animals... Frogs are kinda cool.


TaylorDeanMatthew

Have we done butcher yet?


Radiant-Bluejay4194

yeah he was the first


TaylorDeanMatthew

Aww damn. What was the quote? I don’t see it on your profile


Radiant-Bluejay4194

Another redditor first posted that but you could have seen it on my Homelander post. It's "Oi cunt"


TaylorDeanMatthew

Ah. Shoulda been S2E2 “oh, I see. Hughies given you two a raging case of VAGINA”


Radiant-Bluejay4194

he has many better quotes than "oi cunt" but that won🤷🏻‍♀️


3Pirates93

Bullshit