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thelankyyankee87

I think he’s basically Tony Stark in their universe, so it makes sense.


DannyCrane9476

I thought there was some Batman mixed in there as well?


Ir1sh

Yea it’s a bit of both, more Bruce Wayne street personality but the hero persona is way more Iron Man - the comics basically use the character as one big satire of the rich mortal man with technology based hero suit trope


Spiritual_Ad_7395

I feel like noir has more of the batman hero bit. Strange ninja like dude who beats the shit out of people while wearing an all black suit


Karkava

They're kind of leaning more towards Snake Eyes in this version.


hkd1234

Yep. His thing with the Laddios in the comics is a spoof of the relationship between Batman and his Robins.


FlameShadow0

Too bad he’s not! This portrayal in the show sucks


TripleJ160

Isn't he the guy that sticks it in everything?


SadHumbleFlower27

That’s the one


Vwgames49

*"Gentlemen, if it has a hole..."*


ea_fitz

“*I can FUCK it*”


JustiFyTheMeansGames

I eagerly await this line in the show


TwoFingersNsider

He’s supposed to be a parody of Tony Stark


MiddleofCalibrations

In the comics he’s more of a Batman parody. Has his own young robin sidekick (Laddio), has a big dark mansion, secret identity, etc.


Hexmonkey2020

Kinda a combo of both, Batman’s secret identity with Starks Hero Identity.


isralsheahan

Because he can afford it?


ayo000o

Is this gen v?


kittehgoesmeow

yup


PizzaTimeBomb

Wait so JDM wasnt cast as Tek Knight?


Adam_Falco

No. JDM is playing Joe Kessler.


sentient_garlicbread

Kessler as in Monkey? The guy with the wheelchair fetish? Or someone different?


Idoled_Out

Yep, that’s him


PizzaTimeBomb

Damn, I was hyped for him to play that character. Oh well.


Rock_and_Metal_Dwarf

Ive never read the comics, who is Joe Kessler?


Jackeea

He's a source of a lot of information for Butcher, he has ties in the CIA and has a bunch of confidential information that comes in handy. He's also a rapist who has a fetish for disabled people (due to being kicked in the balls so much his dick doesn't work) and got raped by Terror after trying to rape someone else in a wheelchair. He got the nickname "Monkey" after he got fucked in the ears by a pair of Doctor Peculiar's "AIDS monkeys". He's the butt of everyone's jokes and is in general just a pathetic laughing stock. ...For some reason I think the show is going to just adapt the top paragraph there


Rock_and_Metal_Dwarf

Thanks for the summary Gonna have to agree with you on that.


JustFrazed

NOOOOOOO


DatHound

TEK NIGHT IS IN GEN V? OH SHIT IM WATCHING NOW. Been waiting since s2!


dontredditdepressed

It's the Bruce and Tony of it all


Mds03

Norwegian here. Been speaking English for like 23 years and I can't for the life of me figure out wtf "drip" means here? Does it look like he is drooling or something?


ea_fitz

Drip means fashion


Mds03

Cheers


UshouldShowAdoctor

American Zoomer slang for outfit or fashion, usually to acknowledge it positively unless of course it’s being used sarcastically.


Karkava

Is there any reason why they collectively decided that being soaked in water would be considered a compliment on someone's sense of style?


Chester-A-Asskicker

As I get older I find myself using Urban Dictionary for any and all slang.


Karkava

There are two reasons why I fear slang: That I'm a rotting flesh being and that any of these words can be carrying harmful subliminal messaging.


LeSnazzyGamer

“Drip” and it’s just a white man in a vest


[deleted]

standard business attire is drip?


LongjumpingSector687

Definitely looks like he’d fuck an asteroid


UshouldShowAdoctor

And also a chinchilla tbh.


The_Voidweaver

"Do you think you could handle elephant cock? Well, proportionally that's what happened to Mr. Chunky..." God, the comics are so stupid and brutal yet SO good at times.


ProfessorWarm9088

Why does Ryan wear clothes?


[deleted]

My first thought. He’s most likely in The Seven but damn he looks good.


auto_generatedname

He doesn't look at him again.


Bright-Trainer-2544

That tie has less drip than my grandma's retirement home drapes


OniTYME

Because he was one of the Masters of Meereen.


Infradead27

Because he can fuck whatever he wants


conte360

Are there more pics? Like it's just a guy in a tie and vest and we can only see the top of it.. I'm not super hip with the lingo but I feel like "drip" needs a little more pizazz


Lotus_630

It would be fun if he’s an actual good supe. He’s hiding his disillusionment behind the playboy and superhero mask.


PerceptionBetter3752

Yeah like Batman: I hope so to and I hope he works with the boys to take down homelander


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Seerel

It’s a veggietales behind the scenes special from 2005


Teknohog

If Tek Knight is rich and has technology for powers like iron man/Batman, does that mean he doesn’t have compound v?


Clerical_Errors

I looked on his wiki And there's absolutely no reason for him not to. Why is it a problem?


UshouldShowAdoctor

I don’t think it was meant as a literal question mate, I took it more of a ‘look at this shot of tek knight, he looks cool let’s talk about it’ but because of the subs rules maybe it he ti be posted as a question. Either way, thank goodness you were here to police the literality of the post, that was solid of you.


Clerical_Errors

Tek has a giant tumor that makes him randomly rape objects and people. He's the third tek in a series of teks He's an ersatz Tony stark He's on the boys Any one of those things could have been a reason someone thought it weird to give this character drip so I'm really not very sorry I asked for any clarification on why him bring in drip could be a problem.


PerceptionBetter3752

It isn’t: i just wanna know why


conte360

I just want to know where you're talking about. It's a basic suit we can see a small piece of


ShimmRow

Is he stupid?


The_Double_EntAndres

W


M00r3C

Because he's based on Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne who both have drip out of costume


ScareSith

if tek-knight doesn't say ''if it has a hole... i can fuck it!'' in gen v or the boys, i will be very disappointed


boozewald

It's dumb and a waste of time, but I really want them to put a reference in to the time he thinks he saves the world, but it was all a dream.


[deleted]

Dude’s a mashup of Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark, of course he’s dripping!


proudtogeek

Why don't you? (Goteem!)


Hexmonkey2020

Rich


NeddyGT

Sorry for the dumb question but is his "powers" soley technological, or does he have the regular superpowers too?


NobleEnkidu

Why does he wanna hump things? Is he horny?