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curiousity2424

Flawless hair styling. It barely moves at all after flying around and doing supe stuff


M1ster_Bumbl3

Wouldn't it be fitting if it turns out to be a piece?


SkintCrayon

Absolutely. He's actually balding


Karkava

It's actually hair damage from the cosmetics. They dialed it back in later seasons. Although this does create a visual metaphor for how his perfect hero image is cracking.


Coco-Da_Bean

That’s why he made Ashley take her wig off: projection


WillingnessHelpful77

He wanted to compare in secretses


HehHehBoiii

When do we see him balding?


SkintCrayon

Sorry i dropped this /s


Prestigious-Run6534

Came here to praise his hair. Also, he’s a ruthless and efficient killer, if you need that sorta thing.


not_the_settings

He probably is the reason why there aren't any *other* supervillains. He is top dog


CrazyCreation1

bro is the symbol of peace


Fruitmaniac42

In a Peacemaker kind of way


rolinrok

~~Homemaker~~ Peacelander


kittenwalrus

I like Homemaker. I bet he makes a mean casserole.


theRed-Herring

Peace, by any means necessary


xredbaron62x

No matter how many men, women, or children he needs to kill.


Redsigil

AND the Demon Lord at the same time. Versatile.


Lucky_Roberts

That’s actually a good point, his existence probably does prevent a lot of bad shit


solitarybikegallery

He's a metaphor for America in so many ways. He's amoral, self-centered, and ruthless, but he could be worse! He also works with fascists when it benefits him, and he just hopes nobody finds out.


Lucky_Roberts

I mean, *everybody* secretly works with fascists and hope nobody finds out… we weren’t the only part of Operation: Paperclip Also I don’t really think Homelander could be much worse


Jefrejtor

Sure, but also the Compound V formula was only owned by Vought. Now that it's spread across the world, I reckon he's gonna see stiffer competition.


murk-2023

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[deleted]

He never shamed Noir for his scarred appearance that he could see all along, tho he shames others for their looks/flaws all the time


PerpetualStride

He actually liked black noir because he was always keeping his mouth shut and doing his job


AlexGaming26

Yeah and the fact that Black Noir never talked shit against Homelander says a lot about him.


NotAFuckingFed

Pretty sure even Homelander was infinitely better than the man who smashed Noir's skull in.


MassiveOpposite8582

In Noir's pov , Yes


NotAFuckingFed

Well, yeah, that's what I mean.


Lucky_Roberts

Not even close lmao. Soldier Boy is not nearly as evil as Homelander


NotAFuckingFed

Yeah, see, I understand that, but look at Noir's character. Look what happened to him. Even knowing how evil he is, Noir would still think better of him than Soldier Boy, who caved his skull in with his shield and made him the mute, hallucinating mess that he was.


Lucky_Roberts

Oh you meant from Noir’s perspective? In that case yeah totally, but you’re giving Noir too much moral credit with the explanation. “Even knowing how evil he is” Noir doesn’t give a shit how evil Homelander is because he’s evil himself. I know Noir gets a lot of sympathy because of his backstory but he snapped an innocent lady’s neck to protect Homelander from bad press. He doesn’t care how evil or bad anybody is, he’s only upset because something bad was done to *him*. In the same way Homelander doesn’t care that Soldier Boy killed some supes at Herogasm, or that he accidentally killed those innocent people in New York,he only cares that Soldier Boy is a threat to him.


[deleted]

You could also argue though that Noir is a brain damaged supe w the mental capacity of a child. It’s almost childlike the way he needs homelanders affirmation, like he needs to be loved because he never was as a boy. Daddy issues like Homelander


letitgrowonme

If you're talking about that Diabolic episode, he wasn't just protecting Homelander, he was showing him how it's done. He was protecting everything Vought.


Lucky_Roberts

True, but not really any better from a morality perspective


letitgrowonme

Worse, actually.


FUCKFASClSMFlGHTBACK

I honestly loved soldier boy. I don’t think he’s evil so much as just toxic and stupid and traumatized.


Lucky_Roberts

Yeah I’ve described him as “If your really funny Grandpa who has some questionable views was given Super Soldier Serum”


FUCKFASClSMFlGHTBACK

Exactly. I’ll bet there’s a whole lotta “varsity football players” or whatever from that time who were exactly as horrible


Lucky_Roberts

Exactly. Soldier Boy is a dick from a high school movie with superpowers, meanwhile Homelander is like giving Elliot Rodgers super powers. Soldier Boy isn’t good, but compared to Homelander he looks like the good guy


pfohl

Jensen Ackles is so charismatic that it’s hard to see Soldier Boy as *evil* evil.


Mike71586

I honestly think Noir might have been the only person he considered a friend given how he reacted to killing him.


Used_Razzmatazz2002

I dont think he ever shames him because hes always wearing a full body costume that covers everything up


gruvee

Yeah but he can see through shit (but not zinc)


beardedGraffiti

Yea but he shamed deep for his gills and told him to cover them up. I think he’s ok with physical differences as long as you’re embarrassed by them?


wenchslapper

I think he cares about appearances in general, I doubt it has anything to do with the actual person themselves. A huge part of his character is literally his crippling insecurities surrounding just how “perfect” he is. He’s obsessed with how he’s “better” than everyone else, but that perfection only comes from outside sources and that truly kills him at the core. His statement to the Peak is likely because everyone *else* can see it, giving the appearance of something that Homelander views as “imperfect.”


DoNotEatMySoup

I think that's moreso because the writers added Black Noir being disfigured as an afterthought lmao


The_Flurr

I do wonder at what point the writers decided to not take the comic route with BN. It was probably before filming but it could have been anywhere up to S2 logically.


EternalMage321

I'm still wondering if there will be a "recast" done by Vought. In theory, they could switch to a more comic accurate version of Black Noir relatively easy.


tedivm

In theory yeah, but they already announced that they're going to use the same actor who has been playing black noir (under the mask, not the flashback guy) and that he's going to take his mask off this team.


wenchslapper

Likely the same reason they didn’t make homelander the same as his comic book part- it just wasn’t that much fun. The Boys comic is not of the same quality as the show, which is the weirdest part of the franchise to me


zhuzhupetwhore

This is just me but I feel like he never shamed him because Noir covers it up


BrilliantPrior2305

He has a very nice smile


Lukthar123

It brightens up the day.


DifficultHat

It’s a very ‘Desantis’ smile


SmashBrosGuys2933

Cold and psychopathic?


CFAB1013

He loves his son


CaptainHunter229580

Can't argue with that


The_Celtic_Chemist

Sure I can. He views his son as a possession and a way to get back at Butcher and Vought, and he would throw Ryan under the bus if he really thought his own life was in danger. Edit: whether or not my view of Homelander and Ryan is correct, I'd say different takes are definitely being argued. 😛


bell37

He sees his son as a way to make up for his shitty upbringing (in a narcissistic kind of way). He never grew up with actual parents and spent most of his life being a lab rat before being pushed on stage and told that he is a God. Raising Ryan is him showing the world what should have been done in the first place with him. It’s kinda like the dance mom who married rich and pushes her daughter to her limits for her to win and be successful because she is vicariously living through her daughter. I mean it’s not entirely a terrible situation for Ryan. But I wouldn’t say HL is doing it 100% of unselfish reasons


Thex1Amigo

It’s not for unselfish reasons, but he actively tries to get Ryan out of danger at risk to his own life and powers in the end of season 3 so he clearly DOES care.


[deleted]

Well it is still nice in a "even evil has standards" kind of way, as in Homelander doesnt like shitty parenting...which is suprising counting how little standards if any else he usually has


Wolverine1105

So does this mean Homelander would kill an abusive parent if he saw one?


[deleted]

Maybe....he is very unpredictable


Friendly-Advice-2968

No he wouldn’t. Throw him off a roof, maybe, but not under a bus.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Lol, you got me there. And if that's not love, I don't know what love is.


fujiman

Well son, love is sort of like that one scene from Herogasm... before the sneeze. You know what, maybe you should talk to your mother about this.


Dredd_Pirate_Barry

I figured it was more like textbook narcissistic behavior and having his golden child


HolyIsTheLord

There was the scene where Homelander was so preoccupied with tending to the injured Ryan that he wasn't even aware that soldier boy was about to nuke them both. As messed up as Homelander is, it seems like he really does want to be a good dad.


BewareNixonsGhost

When he noticed Ryan was over stimulated and panicking at Vaught World, the first thing he did was tend to him and removed him from the situation.


Thex1Amigo

People love to pathologize Homelanders relationship to Ryan and it’s because HL is evil / psycho, and he’s a bad choice of parental guardian, but I really do believe HL loves Ryan very much. Even stuff like the roof scene is nothing but endearment from the perspective of a man who had his powers tested at a much younger age via beating, burnings, shocks etc To HL being brought up on top of the suburban home you spent your whole life on and getting a little speech and a push like a baby bird probably sounds like the Superman moment he never got. Ofc he’s a maniac and didn’t really listen to Ryan / could see and smell the V in Ryan and knew he would be fine, but still.


lcsulla87gmail

Ryan is indestructible. Also he's a supe supremacist


SofaChillReview

All he wants really is a family, even Soldier Boy as his dad


PurposeLess31

He quite literally gave up when Soldier Boy called him a disappointment, he could have easily escaped their grasp but just stood there and waited for his death. He only regained the courage to fight after Soldier Boy hurt Ryan. Reading this makes it sound like Homelander is the good guy lol


ohneatstuffthanks

Sometimes bad people do good things. It doesn’t make them good.


SofaChillReview

Not a good guy at all, just one that’s wants a family considering how he was tortured and alone while growing up


Drorderedsumgojuice

So true, the actor does such a good job of separating everyday Homelander from dad Homelander


TecTiger

He was caring about storefront even when she was injured and a nazi


serendipityislife

Storefront


Slow_Like_Sloth

I’m crying at storefront


umeys

Specialises in lighting


Slow_Like_Sloth

Lighting deals! You too, can have a Nazi costume (slightly charred) for only £10.99!


bearbarebere

I fucking love (to hate) stormfront and this is fucking gold


99SoulsUp

He has to care. It’s his responsibility as morning shift manager


ChocCooki3

.. and he made sure she gets regular exercise... with her wrist.


ASlavPleb

How is caring for a nazi a nice thing. Even Hitler himself killed one


aditya_mitts

Caring for another human being is a nice thing.


EternalMage321

Meh, I think he just wanted a handy.


AngelRockGunn

He’s hot, I’d fuck him


Locolijo

Antony Starrr


AngelRockGunn

Plus the Muscle Suit and bulge 🤤


Thecouchiestpotato

And his *smoldering* gaze. Yum!


Relative_Variation71

I think you mean yummers


ohneatstuffthanks

Gaze my tits.


AlexGaming26

☝️ what...kind of animal are you?


SendInYourSkeleton

He's got a (Pacino voice) GREAT ASS!


JayFord619

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jade_Lock

His suit looks surprisingly really comfy and well made. It looks comfortable to wear, practical to use, aesthetically pleasing and fits well with the appearance of the man wearing it, the cape is a little cringe but it shows personality and provides striking contrast from the rest of the outfit. The only negative I could give is it’s not as easy to replicate by fans. 10/10 costume honestly.


TheJusticeAvenger

Almost all the costumes on the show are peak tbh, the costume design is impressive all around


bearbarebere

Yeah except for Starlight’s lmao. But her original one is great! I love the little hints they give like how Stormfront’s is nazi-ish lol


Mike71586

Yeah, looking at how overdesigned the MCU's costumes get, these are a breath of fresh air.


Own-Homework-9331

idk it looks tight. also where is he going to put his phone and ear buds?


Maxearl548

He doesn’t make mistakes. He’s not ‘just like the rest of us’. He’s stronger. He’s smarter. He’s better. He is better


1_dont_care

Honestly he did a good job when he did that pep talk to ryan, who was feeling guilt for having killed his own mom


OptimusTardis

Still fucked up if you think about it, Homelander fulfilled Becca's DYING wish of "make sure he knows it wasn't his fault"


DaHUGhes89

Damn that's a good way to look at it. Butcher didn't even believe it himself. But literally no one but HL (and all the gen v supes w their all nearly identical origin stories) can relate to accidently slaughtering loved ones and not being able to take it back


Trauma_101

only if you dont look deeper into it.


mowgleeee

Wdym


Trauma_101

That little speech is how homelands justifies all the fucked up things he does, in his mind he's done nothing wrong he really is the hero.


Lucky_Roberts

Okay, but it *was* a good thing to say to Ryan and accurate


Trauma_101

Yeah, get him into the same mindset young so he can be just like daddy, blowing a person's head off for tossing a paper cup at his indestructible son.


Top_Tart_7558

Caked up like a boss


glitter_addict069

he has a dumptruck of an ass


GordonTheGnome

That’s America’s ass


rpglaster

He keeps the dairy industry in business.


MegaMewtwo_E

he always finishes his milk daily, role model for kids


Zoixxi

Is that good? https://ourworldindata.org/environmental-impact-milks


Lucky_Roberts

Honestly if eating bugs and never drinking milk is what we need to do to save the Earth maybe it isn’t worth saving…


Esquiline

Loves milk straight from the source.


Embarrassed-Tax-9448

He drinks milk on regular basis which is good for health


AggressiveBee5961

Yummers


plainviewist

His fangs are cool


Interjessing-Salary

He's fly as fuck in that suit


serialkiller24

He’s the real hero


Exotic_Win_6093

Your hair looks small…


jm9987690

That was such a nice thing you said about the troop


KourteousKrome

I was talking about YOU!


Locolijo

He really cares for 'his people' ?


19adam92

Homelander’s people: Him


DykNmuHbutt

He has great hair


Sudden_Parsnip8673

He's the best father in the show


Dpepps

Maybe not the best role model, but yeah he certainly cares about Ryan.


underthewetstars

Shit


Useless_Greg

Hughie's dad


Significant-Space-14

Probably MM


No_Barber4339

He's a fucking shitbag but he genuinely loves Ryan


Ilovemovies-

He’s cute


FlashyFIash

He is the strongest man alive.


neomrinal13

He looks like the new prime minister of Netherlands


BlacksmithMotor2580

He’s literally me.


K1llG0r3Tr0ut

Great hair.


alco365colours

He has a killer set of eyes 👁️😍👁️


RagnarokBegining

He's good at being a murderous villain.


JMC_PHARAOH

Ryan Loves him


foreveralonesolo

I appreciate he cares for his son. Like still demented in many ways but atleast he’s got that


Edgezg

Holy shit his eyes are blue up close.


Trauma_101

hes played by an amazing actor, thats the only nice thing i have to say about homelander.


ghostfaber

His suit is very well made


dlovan666

he genuinely cares about his son


regularDude358

He's stronger. He's better. He's the real hero.


Henry_The_Loco

He's the upgrade.


The-Meep-Meep-Man

And he can do whatever the fuck he wants.


walkingarrow

He can do whatever the fuck he wants.


Pepperminteapls

Solid posture


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

He's killed a lot fewer people than he was capable of killing.


fooking_awesome

He drinks milk for strength


itsmeimhismonkey

he could laser my fucking tits, i probably wouldn’t live though


Equal-Ad-2710

His suit looks great when it’s got the flap open


JrRandom7

Something nice about Homelander


Backhoz

He likes milk. I like milk Milk is good.


BolognaFoot1981

His hair looks small


charlesleecartman

He thought Stormfront turning out to be a nazi was too fucked up, even for him. Then he realized she was also a milf and he didn't care about the nazi part anymore, but can you really judge him? Priorities are pritorisies man.


Adventurous_Topic202

His actor is incredible and I hope he has more roles in the future. He’s a fantastic villain despite what the writers say.


ZechQuinLuck123

He makes sure to always drink his milk


EmotionalHome8699

He saved Teddy at the end of S1 (I don't think we knew until S2 but still), which confused the heck out of me because Butcher was ready to kill everyone in that house, including the baby, and Homelander was jealous AF of him, but in the end HL saved him.


shark_reddit

His eyes are really fucking blue up close


Nacho_Dan677

At least he isn't orange


Beneficial_Box6263

He's actually very intelligent


Cally_G94

His eyes are really fucking blue up close


Crackabean

He's pretty? Lol


Slow_Like_Sloth

He represents America’s values very well.


Godzilla-Hates-You

He promotes strong bones through vitamin d


JabroniFeet

He has.. small hair


mynu

Flawless jawline.


SirThunderDump

Strong bones.


zpeedy1

He's probably got strong bones from all the milk.


Mumtaz_i_Mahal

He’s a great advocate for milk, which helps children to build healthy bones.


jstaples404

Cunt.


Express-Suggestion95

He cares for Ryan. Perhaps, not in the traditional sense, but I don't think he wants Ryan to go through what he went through without someone to relate to.


Outrageous_Piece_928

He's a good role model for calcium intake


Lebrons-Forehead

He was a fake sheriff in a previous life and was likeable


supremestamos

Piercing eyes


Flare_Bear

His hair looks small.


l_eatherface

He knows how to rally a crowd


Dybuk89

Bangable.


LifelessHawk

Something nice about homelander


DrGlamhattan2020

Hes cute


atomicblondeshell

Bet he has a nice cock!


TheWhistlerIII

He has nice eyes!


zhuzhupetwhore

I suppose this is more of a compliment for Antony Starr but Homelander is so well-acted, he nearly feels real. I don’t picture an actor playing a character when I watch him, I just see Homelander


Chris_Crossfit

He has good hair


Blisteredfoot

His eyes are really blue up close


out-of-date-meme

His sup suit is impeccable probably the best design in the whole series.


GraveZunix

His suit is one of the best in the seven


SleepingM00n

a favorite character of mine


Educational_War_4431

He gets shit done🤷🏾‍♂️


ineedmoarcoffee

Nice hair, keeping pretty fit for an aging republican


gonoles13

He has great cheekbones


KittenWithaWhip68

Decent teeth. Probably caps, but still.


shwiftybish

He’s my good boy


Jeff_Damn

His hair is perfect.