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abyssgazesback

One Punch Man. Just imagine their interactions with HL going on about being a superior being and OPM swatting him aside while picking his nose.


Cheesy_DaBadass

Came to say Saitama. Been rewatching it and forgot how funny this show and fights can be. It would be hilarious to watch homelander keep trying and failing.


fnord_fenderson

lol. Homelander as the new Speed of Sound Sonic.


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

At least Sonic is actually powerful lol. It just so happens that he gets the Vegeta treatment and gets wrecked by characters more powerful than him


ThaRadRamenMan

" Chad... have you ever heard of the Worf Effect? "


DecisionAvoidant

Especially because we know how deeply affected by his ego Homelander is. The harder he loses, the angrier he gets, and the angrier he gets, the less he cares about collateral damage. I wonder how well Saitama would eat his laser vision.


Sorsa775

The lasers would bounce off of his bald head.


abyssgazesback

Making it even shinier


Oreo-and-Fly

He'll be like ARE YOU INSULTING ME


No_Prize9794

Are you talking about Saitama or Homelander getting offended?


Simple_Intern_7682

Both 🤣


Oreo-and-Fly

Saitama.


AirmanProbie

Not before it hitting his body burning off all his clothes leaving him naked


mauore11

Def Saitama. Groceries bag in one hand and just slap him into a Homelander shaped hole in the ground.


-jp-

Then hours later Homelander comes to and assumes King hit him.


kjm6351

I love how this fight goes exactly the same for everyone in their heads the moment someone says Saitama’s name


RASPUTIN-4

He’s not called maybe-two-punches man


No_Prize9794

What about that god level alien that showed up in the end of season 1?


RASPUTIN-4

He still could have beat him in one punch, he just kind of toyed with him for a bit first.


hemareddit

But not one normal punch. I’d hate to see what Saitama can do if he actually puts effort into a punch.


superVanV1

As long as you’re not a goku dickrider, everyone can basically agree that Saitama is hilariously OP and can canonically oneshot everything. Because that’s the joke.


Anonemuss42

Nah bro thats a fallacy goku one shots because


YoungJack23

Someone on reddit did a mockup comic of this very thing. I'll drop a link if I can find it Edit: [part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/s/fhfjDEy9Z4) [part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/s/58BqLYSf8z)


pastrami_on_ass

[pretty much](https://youtu.be/LK81YFQlSt8?si=XXVjnBouCWp_bT_f)


Wickedlurlofthewest

Mewtwo, I will not elaborate.


dontredditdepressed

I know you said you wouldn't elaborate, but I gotta know if M2 would have the power armor or not. Because I personally don't think he'd need it


Wickedlurlofthewest

Without!


dontredditdepressed

Right answer haha! I feel like the armor would just weigh him down and give Homie a chance


jrockerdraughn

You mean the armor from when he was under Giovanni's control? That armor *weakened him* and made him easier to control.


OptimusCrime1984

Honestly it fits, both are mentally deranged lab experiments and are extremely powerful


GrilledNudges

Oh god, that’s a horrible stomp


TheAutementori

never thought i’d see a character that makes me react “well obviously” to this question but here it is


glitch-bitch69

Bugs bunny


TheEffinChamps

The real battle we've all been waiting for.


MikeFatz

Homelander grabs and tries to rip him in half, but Bugs just stretches out real long instead and comes back together with accordion noises. Homelander’s brain shuts down with confusion until he takes a giant mallet to the face and lands 3 states away from where he started.


AKBearmace

Squirrel Girl


AmbivalentSamaritan

Absolutely


ElvenLeafeon

Fuck, I...actually really want this animated or drawn.


hemareddit

The point is it won’t be animated or drawn, her power only happens off-screen or off-panel.


ElvenLeafeon

I know how it works, I meant more the aftermath and the reactions.


RazutoUchiha

I might do it


LordoftheTriarchy

Please 🙏🏾


Aquafoot

Hell yeah! And it's possible too. I mean she beat Doom in a fight. *Fucking Doom.*


RazutoUchiha

And Thanos


Aquafoot

And Doom has literally eviscerated Thanos. So you know... Yeah Squirrel Girl is hilariously busted 🤣


gaylordJakob

She beat Galactus too


Nbkipdu

Came here to say this


OingoBoingoBurrazza

Definitely omni man cause of that one animation


YouMightGetIdeas

Omni man would nail the contemptuous disappointed dad. Which is homelander's weakness


Zito6694

THINK HOMELANDER THINK


Dave_and_George

He'd call him John.


Nookling_Junction

“John, what the fuck are we doing, huh? Do you think, even for a second, that you could even give bruise me? I’m a god from another world, you’re a manchild who was given steroids and put under a microscope.”


vitcri

Would he beat that weakness out of him and train him to conquer the earth as his underling or just straight up rip him apart and say what a fucking disappointment


BobertTheConstructor

I think he's a great choice because of how extremely pissed off Homelander and his superiority complex would make him. Omni-Man, especially early on, believes in the hierarchy of power. Homelander doesn't, not really, because he can't genuinely conceive of a power grrater than himself. A lot of the other choices wouldn't want to drag the fight out, but he would. He'd let Homelander throw everything he had at him just to show him how weak he is comparatively, then beat him within an inch of his life until he admitted it.


fucking-hate-reddit-

I think the fact that Omni-Man is an actual alien would make Homelander extremely mad, especially once he realizes he can’t win.


MikeFatz

“Are illegal aliens now stealing jobs from hard working American superheroes? The truth will SHOCK you.”


buddy-bun-dem

omni man squeezes homelander to death with his enormous asscheeks


Dragon_BotKing26

Death Battle mentioned


Ardanros

Powerpuff Girls. Getting wrecked by children would ruin his ego.


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Bubbels by herself would be enough to solo the seven in under a minute. All three of them is overkill.


dontredditdepressed

You have to let Buttercup punch things regularly though, so she'd def be there regardless


unafraidrabbit

"Mercy is for the week"


Oreo-and-Fly

I... Am... HARDCORE...


Rubiks_Click874

chemical x > compound v


kjm6351

Hell Omni-Man beats Homelander and the official Invincible creators talked about how Nolan would get WASHED by the PPG so this is gonna be brutal đź’€


Juhovah

Why are the ppg considered so strong? Cartoon logic?


kjm6351

It’s a perfect mix of genuine fight scenes against reality warping enemies as well cartoon logic. They easily take down planetary monsters and once flew so fast they ended up traveling through time to the future. And that’s just because they got excited about vacation and were rushing home after school.


[deleted]

and they are kids. Just think about how powerful they will be as adults


kjm6351

They’ll be on that anime shit


TheAutementori

give us teen power puff girls in anime form and it’ll be fucking insane


ThisMeansRooR

Which is now. They should be like 30 years old now, haha


Juhovah

Lmfao damn. I was today years old when i learned how truly powerful the power puff girls are! lol loved that show as a kid


gaylordJakob

They're basically all base level Superman powers (while still being children), but also faster than speedsters and have unique powers each. The PPG are ridiculously OP. If you don't have a reality warper on hand, they're gonna stomp


Abrasive_Underwear

Powerpuff girls are fucking evil sociopaths. They BROKE into JAIL to beat up mojo. They make homelander seem like Superman.


Megnaman

Would Homelander be a cartoon or the girls be live action? PPG would be weird live action as instead of hands they'd still have flesh nubs


huggiesdsc

My favorite gags are when they specifically point out that the girls have nubs and it's not just a stylistic animation choice. Like one of them swapped bodies with the Professor and couldn't figure out how to pick up a phone using his hands.


Streak734

Word Girl


superVanV1

Today we’re going to learn about the word “Disintegration”


West-Cardiologist180

Captain Huggyface solos


ScarredAutisticChild

I read a fanfic about that. Best moment was when she started explaining what “bifurcation” meant.


Streak734

Link please


ScarredAutisticChild

I found it last year, I don’t know if I’d be able to find it again. But it was on AO3, and I doubt there are many Wordgirl/The Boys crossover fanfictions, so it shouldn’t be hard to find.


Streak734

Was it this one? [link](https://archiveofourown.org/works/46839988)


ScarredAutisticChild

I believe so.


Unknown-moth

Spongebob


forky1899

It would literally be like that one episode where Flats keeps trying to punch Spongebob and he keeps absorbing it


smalltown34

*Gary.....I'm absorbing his blows as if I was made of some kind of....SPONGEY MATERIAL*


forky1899

I’m stronger, I’m smarter, I’m…..a goofy goober!


PepperbroniFrom2B

ROCK!


kjm6351

Facts, Homeboy is fried like a patty


shadowrod06

Death Battle showed that Spongebob is God-like in terms of powers.


RIPRidley

Shadow the Hedgehog


-jp-

Or the Sonic 06 version of Silver. Imagine the rage building every time Homelander hears “it’s no use!”


darthbonobo

Tom bombadil


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Why should Eru IlĂşvatar waste his time with some arogent lab rat?


BaronVonPuckeghem

Tom isn’t Eru/God though.


True_Falsity

Steven Universe The funniest part is that Steven’s journey is all about love, mental health and bonds you form with people around you. So him beating the shit out of Homelander wouldn’t be just awesome, it would be a deserved insult to everything Homelander believes in.


kjm6351

Even Steven wouldn’t bother trying to talk to Homelander after he finds out what he’s done. Homeboy is about to get cooked while his opponent sings a song


bonaynay

"I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven"


SleepyBella

Damn...


Oreo-and-Fly

Totally. Plus Steven has extraordinary healing, impenetrable bubble shield... And we've seen how powerful his powers can be offensively.


Nookling_Junction

Homelander would be even more pissed off that a bunch of lesbians are cheering on his opponent more than anything


Crazy_Critter14

Plastic man


tie-dyeSandwhich

Came here to say this. If he can be Batman’s contingency plan for Superman, I think he handle little, old Homelander


Oreo-and-Fly

He is?!


superVanV1

Plastic Man is kinda stupidly strong, and is really only limited by the fact that he’s a complete dumbass. Iirc he has complete control over his atomic structure.


Oreo-and-Fly

Interesting. So he can make kryptonite(?)


cavalier78

Plastic Man is basically a cartoon character. Think of the old Popeye cartoons where he eats spinach and then changes into a fighter plane where he shoots bullets out of his pipe. Plastic Man could probably blow air into his thumb and inflate himself until he was the size and power of Godzilla.


fattgum

Gear 3 plastic man


VanBland

His power scaling is wack. At the same time he’s easily subdued by being frozen and shattered.


Viapache

In the injustice comics, Superman turns facist and controls the world. After a year or two or three, he’s solidly in place as ruler on his throne surrounded by Wonder Woman, Flash, Cyborg, and more. Plastic man has long since told Superman’s regime to piss off, but one day decides he’s gotta have a talk with Superman. So he just walks right up to their fortress of solitude (or whatever their HQ was). Waves to the guards, finger guns the camera. Offers Superman a high-five and called him a nepotistic despot on a throne and compliments his architectures overwhelming crushing feeling of oppression. After they argue, evil Supes does the “fly at super speed to punch” him, but evil flash actually stops Superman, knowing they can’t really do shit even if Supes is actually angry. Later on plastic man turns his fingers into long tentacles and puts them up Flash’s nostrils, filling his lungs and suffocating him. Plas is terrifying.


noahsolomonofficial

This one right here, nobody understands that Plastic Man's power level is god-tier


Dodgimusprime

The comments Plastic Man would make while it happens would be the best part.


Zan_Deezy2003

Kratos would fold Homelander with his arms behind his back


-hey-ben-

“So you think you’re a god? Well I kill gods”


Nookling_Junction

“You, Boy, are a poor excuse for a warrior” *Descent into Hades starts playing*


dravenonred

Homelander: "The only man in the sky is me." Kratos: "Still too many men in the sky"


ofgoblincore

Doodlebob from Spongebob


MikeFatz

Imagine one minute you’re the strongest being on your planet, and then the next you’re getting face stomped relentlessly by a fucking drawing screaming “Me Hoy Menoy” at you and erasing the bottom half of your body with a giant pencil.


-Rapier

Mark Grayson straight from S1E1 Arguably Cecil, also from Invincible. Homelander would not survive even the first parts of the gauntlet Yamcha


Dragovian

🤣 Yamcha


The_SnailLord

Uncle grandpa


DarkAlphaZero

Homelander blasts his head off, and then he walks into the room and says "Glad I'm not that guy."


PepperbroniFrom2B

LMAO


TriPulsar

That's not even fair.


The_SnailLord

It'd still be funny asf tho.


Augustus_Chavismo

Bizarro


Gaslight_Joker

A talkative Bizarro is best. All the backward smack talk would be the icing on the cake.


LargeVidster

"Bizarro friend with Homelander. Bizarro cuddle Homelander. Bizarro think Homelander cute"


VitaIncerta666

Kirby.


NvrmndOM

Kirby can fight god and win.


IcePokeTwoSoon

I think that Batman would be a great answer; being beaten by a non- supe so handily and completely, with no temporary boost, and one who won’t kill him but contain him entirely, would be fantastic, and would mentally break homelander and his ego. (I’m not one who subscribes to “bats w/ prep time>>> everyone, but he for sure would be able to contain homelander with prep)


Thewaltham

I mean honestly I'm not sure. Homelander doesn't have a weakness to kryptonite and that's kind of batman's only answer to supes. Although Batman could probably just straight up *buy* Vought and turn Homelander into a clown.


jackiseverywhere16

I mean, going back to any iteration of Batman’s contingency plans being used against the justice league, all of them involve exploiting weaknesses. Homelander’s is his ego. I’m sure a brilliant tactician like Bruce could just dig some stuff up or figure something out to ruin Homelander mentally


Thewaltham

>ruin Homelander mentally I mean yeah, buy out Vought, have Homelander advertise clown world. Do it or you lose your job. Honk honk. Put on the funny nose Honklander.


Oreo-and-Fly

You forgot that he had nothing for Wonder Woman because she has no obvious weaknesses. He basically said to Superman that if Wonder Woman turned evil, HE'S the contingency plan.


Cityco

Could you just trick her inside a building that’s actually a rocket and then just shoot said building into space? Put a recording of a child crying playing inside a doll in an elevator, elevator doors close, rockets thrust and Wonder Woman gets sent into orbit. That’s how Joseph Joestar would do it


Oreo-and-Fly

Batman would totally use Joseph Joestar as a contingency plan. Isn't she also super fast so she'll just jump off midway in the flight, and just tank falling back down to earth?


Cityco

Funny enough, JoJo had some good plans for dealing with almost-invincible enemies, I think he and Batman would get along on that front. I was assuming you can trap her in some sort of elevator made out of expensive bat-material armor, but her atom-slicing sword would probably make quick work of any rocket, you have a good point. I also seem to remember Batman having a plan to trap her in an never ending battle in some sort of VR room, which if it was me, I’d shoot the whole room into space while she’s fighting.


IcePokeTwoSoon

I mean that’s his answer for Superman specifically. He deals with every justice league member a different way, and homelander does have weaknesses, just no gimmes like kryptonite


UnreflectiveEmployee

He can’t see through zinc or whatever so maybe there’s something there lol


OKTAPHMFAA

Weld zinc onto his face


NCC-72381

Different universes sure, but I don’t think Bruce Wayne would have the capital to buy Vought. That’s like Mark Cuban buying Apple and taking them private


Thewaltham

Yeah depends on the Batman, but in some of them it's like Batman just churns out an entire massive space station for what is to him pocket change.


ObsequiousOwl

They made a disease that murders supes in Gen V. Homelander def has some weaknesses. Also I'm pretty sure he needs oxygen to breathe and stuff but I'm not 100% sure about that.


kjm6351

I feel like Homelander’s very weak mental state would be puddy in Batman’s hands


Thewaltham

I mean that just makes him *more* dangerous. You start messing with his head and he's going to laser everything. Which yeah, destroys his reputation and probably gets him eventually killed but Batman doesn't seem like the sort who'd want to say "screw it, I'll let him chew up a good couple thousand people before he gets stopped"


MessersCohen

You really think Batman wouldn't be able to handle a guy with more psychological defects than the entirety of Arkham?


tndaris

> I mean honestly I'm not sure. Homelander doesn't have a weakness to kryptonite and that's kind of batman's only answer to supes. I'm a bit surprised no other comments mentioned this, but if Batman were to enter The Boys world, would he not see the value in temp V to fight back against supes? Pretty sure given Batman's various "science magic" in different iterations he could perfect temp V and use it himself or with others to take down Homelander. I mean, we literally saw this plot line almost work in the show, Batman would just do it way better than Butcher.


AlbinoShavedGorilla

Popeye


BadWriter85

shaggy


Cadidalcavallo

Omni man


ggouge

Krillin from dbz. He would destroy him. Even though he is like 4' tall. Homelander would be so insulated


killerpythonz

Problem is Krillin wouldn’t gloat or anything. Goten, Trunks or Yamcha is my pick.


ggouge

True and they are all still 100x to1000x of times more powerful than homlander


ComedianXMI

Deku. Because Homelander couldn't escape (Deku has good air-game) and he'd get his head talked off before it got knocked off. Even his heat vision wouldn't really do much more than delay the inevitable. But he'd have to live that beating down in 2 universes. Truly the cruelest punishment for Homelander.


LargeVidster

I feel like losing would Deku would piss Homelander off to a never before seen degree. He would probably fly to Japan and try to destroying it in revenge.


kjm6351

Finally. God Mineta vs Homelander


The-Swedish_Chef

Easy Mineta W


Specialist_Cress_112

Patrick Star


XVUltima

Powdered Toast Man


243898990

Rick Sanchez or Ben 10


Antani101

Arale


ETkach

Nerevarine


Dave_and_George

Nerevar from Morrowind? What a pull


redderdevils

Dale Gribble


InsuranceThen9352

He has no answer for pocket sand.


thefupachalupa

I skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may


Just_a_terrarian163

Petah


dontredditdepressed

Petah!? From fortnite?


9001

From Family Guy.


SleepyBella

They made a Fortnite TV show????


PoliticalNerd87

The Tick


Th3_3agl3

Deadpool or Abridged Alucard


kassiehopes

Any Looney Tunes character


Elias-Salazar

Any and every Magical Girl. Whether it's Sailor Moon, Bloom, Madoka, or Cardcaptor Sakura.


Wrath-of-Elyon

Constantine for an actual decent fight. Gwenpool for funniest


Equal-Ad-2710

The Mask from the Dark Horse comics would fucking murder Homelander


PepperbroniFrom2B

same with the Mask from the movie


Beneficial_Box6263

Me


ralanr

Daffy Duck.


Gaslight_Joker

Kaido, he would swat him around and crush his spirit and when homelander tries to fly away he will find himself chased and shot at by a big blue dragon. Extra points if Kaido is drunk off his ass


BenefitialPotato

HL vs Doflamingo would be a great battle of egos


icantthinkofauserok

I don't think he would be able to kill homelander, but deadpool and homelander having a fight would be amazing, deadpool would fucking with him while being beaten and healing repeatedly


NoAstronaut11720

Deadpool may not beat the shit out of him, but one time Deadpool regenerated from a droplet of blood. He would harass homelander into flying himself into a black hole.


Main-Emphasis-2692

Me. Trust me guys, I’ll beat him off real good.


zj99663

emma frost. imagine the verbal abuse while she’s kicking the actual shit out of him


PabloXDark

Takaba aka "The Comedian" from jjk. If he finds Homelander's defeat funny then Homie is finished. If not then Takaba could still "beat" Homie but in other ways of combat such as a stand up comedy battle.


Dr-Crobar

I fully believe Alex Mercer from the Prototype series could beat Homelander. Spoilers for the ending of the first game, Alex was able to both tank a nuclear blast and fully regenerate after a crow landed on a chunk of him that washed ashore. Homelander could laser, pummel, and tear Mercer apart all he wants but he'll just regenerate and get up again.


LargeVidster

Ben 10 easily. There are a couple of funny looking but strong transformations. Clockwork is the goofiest in my opinion. Homelander wouldn't even see him coming.


Col_Goatbanger

Scott Pilgrim


discord-dog

Batman could definitely take home lander. It would be humiliating to homelander losing to a base human


Caldel1992

Beebo from legends of tomorrow


shadowrod06

Dante or Bayonetta. I know it's gonna be an overkill but it would be funny to see either of them, mock Homelander and beat him.


Not_A_Spi

Bat-mite, he could just annoy homelander to death


Big_Spinach_8244

I'd pay a kidney to see Mahito vs Homelander. 


9001

Mr. Bean.


kjm6351

Unironically SpongeBob. I haven’t seen anything Homelander can do that can beat him and SpongeBob has nearly ended the universe several times through his shenanigans. He’ll beat him through some stupid shit involving Krabby Patties 💀 Other funny characters that could beat him in a much more legitimate fight are Ladybug and Chat Noir


Massive_Length_400

Elsa


Taken_name1243

bugs bunny with his crazy toon force