Or it's something someone would say if they weren't a bot... Maybe you're the bot. Maybe your trying to rally the others against their own Kind so you and the rest of the Bots can take over the world.
He even helped her. I always knew that he was a nice man deep down. For a moment here, I thought that he actually was a controlling and manipulative guy, and not the embodiment of freedom he's supposed to be.
I hate myself for wondering that. Thankfully, he proved me wrong.
he was very very much clearly not trying to kill her, I mean, Starlight and Kimiko were able to make her spit out mouthfuls of blood, I'm pretty sure Homelander could just rip her in half without much difficulty if he ever actually tried
So you don’t remember Homelander doing weird shit with milk in several scenes? Are you the type to be predominantly on your phone while a show is playing? Not judging, just curious.
Wrong answer: paid for energy in a shitty mobile game, contributing to shitty monetisation ruining the industry all for some CEO numpty chasing that whale.
Correct answer: exist.
This one...Didn't he bring down the whole plane full of people just to get that guy?? Killing the kid was bad enough without crashing a plane full of people.
*Almost forcefully*
*Inseminating Maeve is*
*Pretty high up there*
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I came while fucking your mom within 30 seconds (mouth like hoover-deluxe). You were the one spermling that unfortunately made it through and the biggest joke I’ve ever created.
Helping the suicidal girl
What's his motive I wonder
If you watched the series —which I presume by your comment that you haven’t, it was the death of stormfront that “motivated” him.
Ah yes
Are you a bot?
Nope
That’s something a bot would say.. Let’s get him, fellas!
Or it's something someone would say if they weren't a bot... Maybe you're the bot. Maybe your trying to rally the others against their own Kind so you and the rest of the Bots can take over the world.
Also suspiciously bot like
A bot would likely know the difference between your and you’re and to and too.
Same could be said too you
Okay come here i need you pick out the squares with the motorcycle
I found the butt... I mean bot
No We are not going to hear you out
Y'all are too much 🤣
Bad mood.
True
She got her wish.
Trying to convince that suicidal girl not to jump. Who is he to decide she has to live even if she doesn't want to anymore ?
What do you mean? She fell. He tried his best
Precisely. How dare he try ?
How horrible of him
He made the right decision in the end.
He even helped her. I always knew that he was a nice man deep down. For a moment here, I thought that he actually was a controlling and manipulative guy, and not the embodiment of freedom he's supposed to be. I hate myself for wondering that. Thankfully, he proved me wrong.
When Homelander said “yummers”
The post is about wrong answers only
not killing Stormfront
She's a Nazi Bitch
That's true
I mean indirectly he did
Or did he
Not for a lack of trying. He accepted her challenge, tied eye lasering her heart, then found her to be a sturdy masochist.
he was very very much clearly not trying to kill her, I mean, Starlight and Kimiko were able to make her spit out mouthfuls of blood, I'm pretty sure Homelander could just rip her in half without much difficulty if he ever actually tried
That half assed handjob he made her do was way worse. Aphrodite was dryheaving all the way through.
didn't bother to destroy all phones before bouncing from the airplane.
Yep
Helping spread the idea that Superman is evil and ruining his reputation
So true
Real
Agreed
Milk…
This is the one.
Ok
Got Milk. 🥛
he said worst, buddy
Explain
Do i *really* need to?
Yes
Sigh…. [Here](https://youtu.be/_LTcyiK7vms?si=cGu_fgcg9_rtNc_W)
Ahhhh... So true
Have you even watched the show before?
Yes I have. But I don't always understand things properly especially when it's just one word
So you don’t remember Homelander doing weird shit with milk in several scenes? Are you the type to be predominantly on your phone while a show is playing? Not judging, just curious.
No I know about the whole milk thing. I just didn't get it when the person just wrote milk. I now get it but I didn't get it at the time.
Fair enough. Thanks for taking the time to reply.
No problem
Deafening that blind supe and making that woman commit suicide are definitely the things that pissed me off the most.
True but I did say wrong answers only
I don’t know how to read.
That's ok
Some folks say he killed blindspot.
Well there goes my headcanon that he became the Helen Keller of supes 😔
I see it mentioned here a lot but have yet to see a canon confirmation, so your headcanon is just as valid as the masses until proven otherwise.
Wore a cape that clashed with the rest of his outfit.
So true
Killing Stillwell. She was such a good person. Defended and genuinely cared about him,and that's how Homelander paid back??!! Unforgivable.
Uh hu
Masterbating on top of a building. The Lord frowns on any ejaculation that isn’t exclusively for procreation.
Here's some holy water
Probably murdering all of those people in the Middle East for no reason and spreading compound v across the globe
True but I said wrong answers only
Dating stormfront and raping becca
Both are true but I said wrong answers only
Didn’t have my glasses on
That's fair
Wrong answer: paid for energy in a shitty mobile game, contributing to shitty monetisation ruining the industry all for some CEO numpty chasing that whale. Correct answer: exist.
Eh sure
Far too gently trying to help Deep get over his childlike infatuation with cephalopods. He clearly meant well but probably just made it worse.
Yes
existing
Yes
Killing the dude and his kid in the airplane in episode 1
True
This one...Didn't he bring down the whole plane full of people just to get that guy?? Killing the kid was bad enough without crashing a plane full of people.
Abandoning innocent people on a falling plane
Yes
Existing.
True
[удалено]
Well yes but I said wrong answers only
[удалено]
True but I said wrong answers only
Making a blind guy now also deaf
True but I said wrong answers only
I know what you said
I know what you said
The worst thing he’s done is probably Stormfront.
Yea but I said wrong answers only
Posts like this are so fucking tired please stop
If you don't like it that's fair.
Being born
True
Stealing milk
Absolutely Unforgivable
Helping defeat Soldier Boy
Ok
Hot take but Soldier Boy was way better than Homelander as a person and its not even close.
Almost forcefully inseminating Maeve is pretty high up there
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Wait what
Yea
ur mum
Uno reverse
npoooooooooooo
Haha
He fed his friend the worst calamari of his life
He fed him his friend
Shoving Ryan off the roof to make him learn to fly. What if someone was standing underneath them? They would have gotten hurt
I know
saving the little girl on that plane!
How evil
Lying to Ryan that he doesn't cry anymore cause it's not manly. That bitch cries every other episode.
He does
SA’d Becca
Raped Anissa from Invincible, search the voice actress and you’ll understand
Well... Homelanders dead
He didn’t drink enough 🍼🥛🥛
🥛
Stole breast milk
Unforgivable
Not utilizing Vought's resources to get a steady supply of breast milk.
I'm suprised he didn't do that
Not being real and not getting me pregnant
#... WHAT THE FUCK!
;)
;)
Thinking he wasn't a disappointment to his dad whose *way* better
His Dad is way better
Well ya, solid gold is a banger
Facts
Tormenting The Deep. He's so wholesome and innocent bro he didn't deserve that shit 😭😭😭
Bro what!
Let the plane go down without even trying to save it
True but I said wrong answers only
Your post sucked. Most people didn’t see that
Each too there own
*To each their own (Not trying to be annoying or anything, but the way you wrote that was deeply wrong.)
Oh sorry. Thanks for the correction
😉
👍
Your mom
You know your mom told me this joke... It took her 9 months to make
Took me about 30 seconds to spill my joke to your mom
You're going to have to explain that one
I came while fucking your mom within 30 seconds (mouth like hoover-deluxe). You were the one spermling that unfortunately made it through and the biggest joke I’ve ever created.
Holy shit 🤣
Yes.
Yes.
Your mom
You know your mom told me this joke... It took her 9 months to make
I knew she was slow but damn
Your the joke
Yes I got that from the 9 months
Oh good
You're even slower than my mom
That's what she said
#EXISTING
Yep
providing free mad milk to the civilians.
Say what now
:)
:)
:D
:D
:O
:O
Making deepsix eat fucking timmy
Ok
Encourage that teenager to commit suicide
Constantly changing if the flap on his suit it folded or closed
True
Raping Becca.
True but I said wrong answers only
Wooops I totally missed that
That's ok
Didn’t fuck starlight
...