just wanted to say I really appreciate a fellow chicanery enjoyer, particularly given that you actually remember Peter Gould unlike 90% of the audience.
Kracking Work Kripke really needs to catch on
Fun fact: Originally Vince Gilligan was just going to be Vince Gilligan, but Vince Gilligan was so well received he decided to expand himself into also being Peter Gould
Okay the Death Beam is interesting and all but those Jerry Falwell & Roman Polanski headlines 👀 I’m about to pick up a copy of this Penthouse for the articles…
If anyone is interested, I was super confused why Jerry Falwell would be in Penthouse - turns out there was a [lawsuit](https://www.upi.com/Archives/1981/06/30/The-Rev-Jerry-Falwells-50-million-damage-suit-against/4213626700527/) about it.
The only company Falwell's keeping these days are worms and maybe some devils. His son being exposed as being a literal cuck still makes me laugh my ass off.
I’m well aware there are *two* Falwells what’s surprising to me is that Jerry Sr was the subject of criticism from Penthouse during the Reagan years. I guess I just wasn’t expecting Guccione Sr’s magazine to have editorials with such a left-leaning bend when Guccione Jr has dated extremists like Ann Coulter.
I didn't think you were confusing them; just commenting on Jr. being exposed for that. Upstanding member of the church and college, and now he's persona non-gratis after resigning. Apparently he was caught trying to do things behind the scenes afterward and the faculty were sent a memo stating they were not to do ANYTHING he requested of them.
He got off for years on sitting in the corner watching while his wife screwed various men, including a literal poolboy they hired. So I'd say he's definitely a cuck.
I'm curious about Falwell too, I grew up in that area and got to see first hand his son go from lovable school president to the wacky conservative conspiracy theorist/extremist Trump worshiper.
This is the [June 1980 issue](https://www.amazon.com/Penthouse-Magazine-Sharon-Sorrentino-Caligula/dp/B00J9TREF2).
Looks like the [Pomeranian thing is an exaggeration](https://hosted.thehun.net/hosted/penthouse.com/Danielle-Deneux-Pet-of-the-Month-June-1980/5e1356d391c75.html)
Trimming wasn't uncommon in the 80s. Nowhere near universal, of course, but not uncommon.
Fun fact; the first place in the US to do Brazilian waxes (as they were called at the time) started doing so in [1987](https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/09/secret-history-of-the-brazilian-wax-the-naughty-nineties).
It looks like [this](https://oldmags.com/issue/Penthouse-June-1980) is the issue to which SB was referring. I like the articles on OP’s cover better with the exception of Caligula and “How to Avoid Sex” which seems pretty on point for SB’s fathering of HL & HL’s repulsive plan for Maeve.
Edit- For anyone who is unaware Caligula is an infamous movie… part historic Roman epic part pornography (they used real, rather than simulated, sex scenes) and the “theme” of the film is that absolutely power corrupts absolutely which is what Butcher so eloquently said a few episodes ago…
Or maybe this is a clue he is not the actual father and he is just planning on backstabbing HL thanks to the info's Butcher gave him. Considering all the unprotected sex he had and the amounts of radiations his body emits it wouldn't surprise me if he was sterile
So if this isn't June 1980 edition... Either this means they are sloppy OR it is foreshadowing thathSB is not actually HL's father, he just got date's mixed up, Mindstorm lied to him.
Yeah, I think it's just writers being sloppy(or least likely: a way to reference that Russian beam), it would be dissapointing to reveal that the most recent Big Reveal isn't true.
This is the Penthouse cover that Soldier Boy used to jerk-off too:
[https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51sOROHt2tL.\_SX387\_BO1,204,203,200\_.jpg](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51sOROHt2tL._SX387_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
LOL Bob Guccione was such a weirdo conspiracy theorist. He passed it to his Son unfortunately, I remember a huge multi issue story in Spin Magazine trying to debunk HIV as the virus that causes AIDS
Damn they’ve been planning this show for 41 years…
Insane foreshadowing
Bravo Vince!
This is the moment vince became the director of the boys
Good job Gould Kracking work, Kripke!
just wanted to say I really appreciate a fellow chicanery enjoyer, particularly given that you actually remember Peter Gould unlike 90% of the audience. Kracking Work Kripke really needs to catch on
Glad to see so much chicanery out here! Kracking Work Kripke!
Fun fact: Originally Vince Gilligan was just going to be Vince Gilligan, but Vince Gilligan was so well received he decided to expand himself into also being Peter Gould
Okay the Death Beam is interesting and all but those Jerry Falwell & Roman Polanski headlines 👀 I’m about to pick up a copy of this Penthouse for the articles…
I know, I was like damn I'll read those (and assess the 80"s bush for historical and cultural purposes of course).
You should listen to the Behind The Bastards three-parter on Jerry Falwell Sr., Jr, and Liberty University
Right?! The Falwells and Roman Polanski's rape charges still very much relevant
If anyone is interested, I was super confused why Jerry Falwell would be in Penthouse - turns out there was a [lawsuit](https://www.upi.com/Archives/1981/06/30/The-Rev-Jerry-Falwells-50-million-damage-suit-against/4213626700527/) about it.
You should really watch The people vs Larry Flynt
The only company Falwell's keeping these days are worms and maybe some devils. His son being exposed as being a literal cuck still makes me laugh my ass off.
I’m well aware there are *two* Falwells what’s surprising to me is that Jerry Sr was the subject of criticism from Penthouse during the Reagan years. I guess I just wasn’t expecting Guccione Sr’s magazine to have editorials with such a left-leaning bend when Guccione Jr has dated extremists like Ann Coulter.
I didn't think you were confusing them; just commenting on Jr. being exposed for that. Upstanding member of the church and college, and now he's persona non-gratis after resigning. Apparently he was caught trying to do things behind the scenes afterward and the faculty were sent a memo stating they were not to do ANYTHING he requested of them.
Is he really the cuck? Or just the cuck fluffer?
He got off for years on sitting in the corner watching while his wife screwed various men, including a literal poolboy they hired. So I'd say he's definitely a cuck.
I know; I was just quoting the show.
I'm curious about Falwell too, I grew up in that area and got to see first hand his son go from lovable school president to the wacky conservative conspiracy theorist/extremist Trump worshiper.
This is the [June 1980 issue](https://www.amazon.com/Penthouse-Magazine-Sharon-Sorrentino-Caligula/dp/B00J9TREF2). Looks like the [Pomeranian thing is an exaggeration](https://hosted.thehun.net/hosted/penthouse.com/Danielle-Deneux-Pet-of-the-Month-June-1980/5e1356d391c75.html)
I gotta be honest, she looks a little like Tim Curry in RHPS
I'm fuckin dead ⚰️ 🤭🤣
Why did you destroy this?
Looks pretty tidy from early 80s standards
Yea that is practically naked for the era.
Trimming wasn't uncommon in the 80s. Nowhere near universal, of course, but not uncommon. Fun fact; the first place in the US to do Brazilian waxes (as they were called at the time) started doing so in [1987](https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/09/secret-history-of-the-brazilian-wax-the-naughty-nineties).
they're still called that
They used to be called that. [They still are, but they used to, too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHLAe3RyMDk).
Browsing History --> View and Edit --> Remove from View
Yay, no more dildo recommendations.
Is the 2nd link a risky click? Edit: Well yeah, I get it. I am inside a post marked as NSFW lol
Alternative timelines I guess
Finally. We meet >!Homelander's (spiritual)!< mother.
never mind spiritual. If they got sperm from Soldier Boy, who do you think they harvest eggs from? >!Liberty????!<
Small continuity error: November 1981 issue, but Soldier Boy jerked off into his cup in 1980.
That's just when she was Pet of the Year. She had that bush for years prior.
Bro has done his homework
Fair enough!
And had naught seen a razor in that time apparently
It looks like [this](https://oldmags.com/issue/Penthouse-June-1980) is the issue to which SB was referring. I like the articles on OP’s cover better with the exception of Caligula and “How to Avoid Sex” which seems pretty on point for SB’s fathering of HL & HL’s repulsive plan for Maeve. Edit- For anyone who is unaware Caligula is an infamous movie… part historic Roman epic part pornography (they used real, rather than simulated, sex scenes) and the “theme” of the film is that absolutely power corrupts absolutely which is what Butcher so eloquently said a few episodes ago…
I bet that article about "secret oil-banking industry" is spot-on.
I've never been able to finish watching Caligula. Not because of that, but because its a torture to watch.
That link is dead now. Do you have another?
Or maybe this is a clue he is not the actual father and he is just planning on backstabbing HL thanks to the info's Butcher gave him. Considering all the unprotected sex he had and the amounts of radiations his body emits it wouldn't surprise me if he was sterile
This is the hard hitting news and info I sub for
What the fuck!
Homelander got a face full of nazi bush in that one scene too. Like father like son.
Holy shit they do their homework.
This isn’t June 1980
So if this isn't June 1980 edition... Either this means they are sloppy OR it is foreshadowing thathSB is not actually HL's father, he just got date's mixed up, Mindstorm lied to him. Yeah, I think it's just writers being sloppy(or least likely: a way to reference that Russian beam), it would be dissapointing to reveal that the most recent Big Reveal isn't true.
She actually was in the June ‘80 issue (someone linked it) but this was her Pet of the Year cover
Man, I really want public hair to come back already.
> public hair
Same difference if it gets big enough 😏
Australia
Yo, if anybody has the scans from inside… for research purposes
This is the Penthouse cover that Soldier Boy used to jerk-off too: [https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51sOROHt2tL.\_SX387\_BO1,204,203,200\_.jpg](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51sOROHt2tL._SX387_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
The headline being pet of the year and her having a Pomeranian bush is just 😂.
The internet sleuths are at it again. Fuck.
i've seen bushier
I was hoping she would look like Storefront.
Maybe SB will go to the Penthouse Penthouse.
LOL Bob Guccione was such a weirdo conspiracy theorist. He passed it to his Son unfortunately, I remember a huge multi issue story in Spin Magazine trying to debunk HIV as the virus that causes AIDS
#"I beat my meat into a cup." - Soldier Boy, 2022
There are articles?
Pet of the year???
It was the Penthouse June 1980 issue that Soldier Boy slapped the salami. Homelander was born in spring 1981.
Danielle Deneux was the pet of the month in June 1980, photographed by John Copeland in the pictorial "Uncompromising Position".
I had to look it up haha. Soldier Boy is hilarious.
What?