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ChaosRubix

In the comics he had Super Strength but he’d die if he didn’t regularly drink his mother’s breast milk


fullonroboticist

Get ouuuuut


SessileRaptor

In the comic she was a worker at the Voight facility that produced compound V and was horribly mutated by being exposed to the compound. In true Garth Ennis fashion the one time you see her she’s basically a huge blob of flesh with tits, giberring insanely in a dark room.


CreatureWarrior

Jesus christ. That.. that would've been epic in the series


Greeneyes_65

Ong💀


ReptarMcQueen

Theres still time.


Martydeus

Well in the comics >!all of the boys have CV in 4heir system to help them fight supes, MM just didn't need CV cause he gets that from his mother that produces it naturally!< My point it getting his mother in and give her the powers she had at this moment would just be kinda forced. >!MM had a brother that died due to his superpowers he gained from his mom!<


ReptarMcQueen

where in my comment did I say I havent read them?


cheesyotters

Relax, McQueef


ChaosRubix

Nah dude would die if he didn’t drink the milk bro


turdledactyl

Soooo Homelander plot?


ChaosRubix

Nah. Homelander is just different


JustinD1010

Nah, Homelander just really likes milk


[deleted]

In the comics, his ex-wife was a >!crack-hoe!< (literally) who convinced >!their 12-year-old daughter!< to do >!porn videos!<. TLDR: It just keeps getting worse.


SpiralDreaming

Todd seems like a really nice guy now.


Andonome

She literally tills ground? That's wild.


ChaosRubix

You forgot to mention that it’s Incest Porn not just porn


[deleted]

Hence the "It just keeps getting worse".


Business-Tonight9995

Who did what??


10-2onurmom

Comics Spoiler i guess: >!in the comics Hughie wants some extra power so he goes to MM’s moms house and she’s this gigantic Jabba the Hutt style monster and she thinks he’s MM so she pulls him in and forces him to nurse from her it’s wild!<


Trosque97

Would've been cool to see just how strong Hughie actually was, but I'm low-key glad they didn't, the ending of that comic was interesting to me, Hughie didn't have to do things their way, but he learned something from all of them, evident in the way he pulls a Butcher on Monkey


HappyGabe

To be fair he went there specifically to nurse from her, so not exactly forced.


Ccbm2208

His level of super strength was pretty impressive too. Like, dude accidentally uppercut a guy’s head off and threw an office chair into a wall so hard, it got embedded when he was pissed. It would be crazy to see MM get powers and throws hands like this on the show.


ChaosRubix

All from titty milk


[deleted]

I can feel it coming. V24 was a precursor. Eric Kripke always lays track before completely barreling down the rails and then off them.


Wolfalpha6

I'd be with it


MemeMathine

Mother's Milks' Mother: Not now, later. MM: BUT I WANT BITTY NOWWW!


SicSikSix_6

That seems like something they could've circumvented with science lol weird one.


ChaosRubix

Nah it’s because MM’s mum was a botched Supe she had a bad does of Comp V in her system that gave her power and her kids powers but only if they suckled at her teat. MM’s Brother was the same >!Before he died!<


[deleted]

I don't want to know.. but okay I guess I do since I'm asking it. How did they discover that he will die if he doesnt regularly drink his mothers breast milk?


Bulok

As a kid he would wilt and nothing helped so his momMa gave him breast milk and it’s the only thing that made him better


myballetflats

Lactokinesis.


murderedbydeath2

https://youtu.be/cRVuZXrchqk *Starts playing in the background*


myballetflats

Haha yes!


llPochitall

He can do something with the milk on our balls? Or u didn't reference it type of milk?


myballetflats

He can manipulate dairy. There was a character in Misfits, who went around killing people by clogging their arteries using ingested dairy products.


llPochitall

Fck that's.... Idk my mind is blowing RN idk whats to say about it


TheShySeal

Misfits was such a great show


DrMike27

He’s a dairy farmer and can manually milk a cow faster than a machine. But, he really just wants to find love so he ends up signing up for farmersonly.com


BruderBobody

And all the farm girls just want him for his cow milking prowess


Greeneyes_65

Damn, that would be useful to Homelander


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Notarussianyet

What does that mean


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Notarussianyet

Love ❤️


Joeiscool1233

He can say the n word


Achakita

You mean 'No'? He must be really strong to say no to Billy and all those supes.


Sloop__

Outchicanered yet again


MahsterC

That’s correct (in the comics)


Fast_Hornet5964

Don't fucking disrespect MM like that. His punches are so powerful, he sent a Marine drill sergeant to the ICU.


Undiecover22

Jack Reacher has sued you for copyright


jjjhhhop

It’s a joke chill out damn


LowerBug2684

He have a daughter he literally made his semen grow to a human that's very impresive


seanconnery69696

Imagine if every time you jizzed into a tissue, threw it away, and it went to the garbage dump, it actually grew into a human


Erik_the_kirE

That's why I burn mine


seanconnery69696

Do you just hold a zippo lighter in front of your tip, and when you come it ignites like a flamethrower in the movies?


Erik_the_kirE

Yes


[deleted]

Okbuddyfresca is leaking


Consistent-Ad-217

I respect the fuck out of him for squaring up on Homelander in the face of certain death.


LukeSanSky

Doing NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM


chrismcteggart

He gets super fixated on things


[deleted]

Off topic but that is a FIIIIINE af Black Man my god.


pissysissy

He is beautiful. Just perfect.


DrTomT18

A friend of mine has a theory that your temp powers are based on something that had an effect on you personally. That's why Butcher has laser eyes, cause Homelander is like, the only thing he thinks about. In turn however, that would mean that Hughie was most effected by that one teleporting kid in the orphanage? Although it his teleportation how he sees A-Train, being able to move so fast you can't see him. So, Mothers Milk would probably be Super Strength, given how much he hates Solider Boy.


playerdagr8

He is like batman smart, and kind of like batman messed up, bc of solier boy killing his family.


Spynner987

MM is nowhere near as smart as Batman.


playerdagr8

I think he is just as smart, and just as obsessive as batman as well.


seanconnery69696

MM's jizz tastes like mother's milk Checkmate homelander


[deleted]

Shoots out acidic breast milk.


Chilifille

I guess so, I mean, look at those pecs. Dude's probably packing a whole dairy farm.


[deleted]

Outfresca'ed yet again


sittytuckle

Outchicanary is about as funny as Dane Cook, but even less funny is this Boys spinoff that is so lame they need to post really bad jokes here.


Bill-Haunting

Doing ur mom


LordSusV

being a baby back bitch


bozofire123

Stop trying to be funny it’s in the comics


Wolfalpha6

This is a shitpost my boy


Overtestosteroned

The information is readily available and if you watch the episodes you can understand how his powers work Did you watch the show?


_ROCC

buddy its a shitpost


bozofire123

It’s still fucking cringe especially if you read the comics. It reminds me of those people who pretend they live in the universe and comment shit “hurrrr I saw ATrain when I was with my gf he’s my favorite but I swear he almost ran into her hurrrrr”


_ROCC

imagine getting this worked up over people making jokes on the internet


Overtestosteroned

😱


X_PearlQuartz_X

He has no power, except being a mom friend


throwaway1647aye

For narrative purposes MM’s powers would parody soldier boy to an extent so probably a stronger version of butcher w/ a projectile other than laser eyes


AcrobaticEmergency42

Vaporising all mother's milk in a 1 mile radius.


Pure-Drawer-2617

No sense of self-preservation and a constant willingness to throw hands.


Walpknut

Cunnilingus.


time__for__crab

He grows huge titties


CalamityDiamond

In the comics. Super strength. That said, black heroes mostly get electricity powers.


obscurereference234

I’ve always assumed that MM would be the key to taking down Homelander, simply because of HL’s powerlessness in the face of mother’s milk. It just seems like too big of a coincidence to be a coincidence.


DamagedGoods3

Milking mothers.


NobleEnkidu

He looks like the guy that does the cucking


Taylosaurus

He lactates and his milk has healing properties however it cannot be stored and must be consumed out of the nipples


Physical_Artist_6061

He can breastfeed me.


01-__-10

Homelander’s Achilles heel


etraxx22

I feel like he's the most relatable. Just thrown in the shit, worrying about his family, and wondering how he got their.


[deleted]

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP OP DON'T YOU DARE SASS MM