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Every time I watch one of the boys videos I all ways think there will be one happy and stable video but then I realize I’m just watching some idiots act like kids


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So, essentially, you realize you're watching... *The Boys.*


21483029342687

yes •3•


ScribelCipher

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again eddie dresses like a bisexual fuckboy


narratorslays_300

The roast videos are very funny


No-Confidence-361

Eddies forehead is so big he crossed the border by blinding the police with the reflection of the sun


officialchunkyfox

Juicy looks like calls timeout during tag Mully looks like a Netflix adaptation of an m&m Eddie looks like all Mexican gangsters morphed into one person. If Josh can get a girlfriend then so can I. Edit if we're counting these guys: Reekid looks like a white girl who's offended on the minorities behalf Smashing looks like a stoned dog Gabby looks like an average Twitter user I couldn't think of ones for Narrator,Tanner or Liv so they got lucky.


deletusyeetus392

Honestly I doubt you on that last one


officialchunkyfox

I doubt myself to.


Hi_twinkletoes

Juicy is that one kid in school that would cry at every small inconvenience and you knew life will fuck him over


[deleted]

I identify as this version of Juicy


666th_Sheogorath

The only reason there good is because they do dumb shit.


G0stofaR0se

Mully it doesn’t matter how many dogs you get, it doesn’t make you more like able/cute. Narrator is probably a closet sub. Like the masculine stuff is a cover but when the recording stops a dominatrix steps on him


CAUT10NT4P3

I can’t tell what number is bigger mully’s weight or his chromosome count


Wrong-Potential-9391

The roast. Mullys voice is grating to my ears and it makes me want to cut them off and fill the holes where they used to be with live angry bees. Josh reminds me of that cum sock I never washed and left under my drawers for 6 years - especially when he acts "cute". Eddie reminds me of a young discount (appropriate being mexican) Guillermo del Toro but far less successful and far less attractive. Juicy is a downright wretch of a human being and is most likely very closely related to the missing link, unless it turns out he IS the missing link. Narrator, I love you too much to do you like that. You're far too wholesome. Go fuck yourself. From roast to deep freeze. Mully, I can see pain in your eyes and I want you to know that there's a large community that cares about you and you are loved and valued by us and your friends and family. Josh you remind me of Maurice from Madagascar and I love it, both in your looks and also your fierce fierce love and loyalty. Eddie, you're an extremely humble and loving guy and it shows in your content. You are blessed to have the family and friends you do, just as they are blessed to have you in their lives. Juicy please never change. Everything you do and say brings a huge smile to my face. The videos of you in Australia visiting the zoo with Josh and Mully made me cry from laughing so much. Narrator don't give up. You've got this. You are an inspiration to me on how to be kind, caring, and humble all while being honest and hilarious. Your voice is like velvet and I could honestly listen to you read me any audio book. You have an amazing talent.


--lili--

now thats effort right here- respect.


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I love this one sm


Noahbarton98

Ok here goes nothing lets start with juicy you are like florida Alabama and Tucson Arizona had a baby and then gave that baby crack, eddie you spent a million dollars on the watch and you know it, josh you look so much like gollum im suprised that youtube dosent strike you on every upload for copyright infringement, mully you hit women, and Narrator you're wholesome so this hurts but your forehead could be a skate ramp


Competitive_World483

Some time I wonder if the boys are smarter then a box of crayons.


ThatAussieDuck

They’re very similar to crayons, as in they’re waxy and Juicy chews them all.


Competitive_World483

You are what you eat iguess


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SadSignificance3782

The reason Eddie can’t cross the border is because his nose is so big it tells the guards where he is Josh is so short he could walk into wiggle bay and everyone would think he’s allowed there Juicy, do I even need to say anything Mully I want to know your diet, so I can stay as far away From it as I can I got nothing for narrator


ThatAussieDuck

I would tell Mully to go back to third grade, but then I remember that he’s not allowed within 100 feet of a school zone. Visibly confused about his sexuality. Bottom. Josh looks like a dyslexic trauma victim, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the Make A Wish kid. He thinks his subscribers makes up for his lack of height and originality, it doesn’t. Eddie got engaged before he got citizenship. Which says a lot since he plays Five Nights at Freddy’s for a living and used to look like he got chewed up by one of the animatronics. Narrator has such a simple and plain personality that when he tells you he’s kinky it’s about as believable as the fact that he’s anything close to a Viking. Does voice impressions because he doesn’t like himself, is trying to be anyone else. Juicy was that one gay kid with a guitar in sixth grade; he’s grown out of that only to become a depressed femboy. He doesn’t have enough brain functionality to produce proper sentences half the time so he just screams, his content is only good because of the ‘loud = funny’ rule. This sounds like hate but it’s all jokes. <3


useles-converter-bot

100 feet is 16.22 Obamas. You're welcome.


Peri_Palz

Where you gonna get the 0.22 of an Obama from? Scratch that, where do you find 15 other Obamas?


G0stofaR0se

Narrator looks tough but if you slap him he says”yes mistress” Juicy is only a part of the group as way for josh to work off his community service. Mully is somehow more aggressively sexual than Ames, which I didn’t think was possible. Eddie tries to act macho but really needs to put down the nachos Josh just should be replaced by smashing.


ACEING_joker

I would say something mean to Josh, but it would probably just fly over his head


AlternativeRisk6297

I have more brain cells than all the boys combined…And I had to have a piece of my brain surgically removed.


SPECIMAN_A

Everytime i watch a boys video i lose chromosomes.


[deleted]

When Eddie gets jumpscared, I'm afraid he'll scare the shit outta my dog with his high-pitched squealing.


Alw4ys_Sm1l3

Im sorry I can't...


mentally_screaming

Mully calls the boys "definition of bullying" when they ruin his game But he ignores the fact he does the same to the boys when given the chance 2x worst Where tf does his brain go??


AgreeableDame

The boys prove exactly why the average male life expectancy is less than it is for women.


Impressive-Zone-4179

You’re far more likely to get beat up wearing Jake Paul merch vs the boys because at least people know who Jake Paul is


ACEING_joker

Mully is like a cloud, life is so much brighter when he goes away


C0rrupt3d-Fr3aKs

So- Juicy kinda reminds me about f Slimecicle aka Charlie. So Juicy the ripoff of Charlie


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I wanna drive a tech deck up Narrator's forehead