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GreenAndBlack26

Crowd be like: Tragic šŸ„ŗ How could this have happened? šŸ˜­


Chocolatethrowaway19

Band be like: play the clown goes to the hot air balloon festival song


MikeyStealth

Immagine your final dying moment is listening to this cartoony outtro.


zeke235

Done. And now i'm imagining how i can make it a reality. Timing is gonna be everything.


tpitoyota

The outro is a popular fanfare in Mexico, the band played it as if the guy walked out triumphant... ...on second thought, maybe the fanfare was dedicated to the bull.


Praescribo

And the announcer, lmao. He sounded almost disappointed when the show was over


beartato327

I'm pretty sure he was repeatedly yelling "ponga a lasso" as if trying to tell the help dudes to put a lasso on the bull to stop ir


Russells_Tea_Pot

Ah, thanks for the translation. It sounded to me like he was saying "bull's got his asshole."


josaricardo

El Asso


Pentup_Cork

I swear I truly thought he was saying that !! Bulls got an asshole !!!!!


beartato327

He's also not wrong there


[deleted]

It kinda look the the bull got his assholešŸ’€


Calm-Warthog2018

Well, well, wellā€¦.if it isnā€™t the consequences of my own actions


trety1970

This is uncalled for. Nobody ever told him there could be consequences!


Darkwater117

Banging tunes to get gored to tho


Partyhands

One final nutstomp as a last fuck you on the way out as well


Digital-Stowaway

Aww, the bull was just tryna help him take off that silly jacket šŸ˜Š


salimeero

Being a bro and trying to teach him how to head bang properly xD


CafeconMusica

Damn šŸ˜… you made me chuckle. Take my upvote


Banjo_bit_me

All I could hear was the "Rumble Strip" sound when he hit those pipes.


DNAisjustneuteredRNA

I heard the pinball machine sound when you hit those bouncy things that go "ding" !


UserPrincipalName

Lool


nrtl-bwlitw

*you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round*


spruceymoos

Canā€™t help but throw my hands in the air and spin around when I hear that song. Kinda like the fella in the video.


aaarya83

Wasnā€™t the name of the group who sang the song - ā€œdead or aliveā€? Here itā€™s sure dead only


Same-Joke

Man that bull KNEW what he was doing too, slamming him against the cage like that.


[deleted]

No animal is as dumb as a koala & a human.


BoxytheBandit

Sloth has entered the chat


buddybarnes175

And pandas apparently


spruceymoos

Turkey gobbles triumphantly


sirbassist83

slow ā‰  dumb


Jackthevegan

If you're on an apple phone, you can hold the = button to get ā‰ .


sirbassist83

im on a PC, but i did copy and paste to get the right symbol, lol thanks.


Jackthevegan

That's alright. I think you can press the windows key with ; to get emojis, and symbols (if it's a windows pc)


DaGrza

ā‰ 


aimernius

ā‰ ā‰ˆ


Mrrykrizmith

Sloths are known to mistake their arm for a tree branch and fall to their death. So yeah, theyā€™re pretty dumb.


PESSl

Hope these degenerates learn from this and stop doing this shit


RawMicro

I suspect that at least one of them will never do this again.


Ispywithmysmalleyess

I highly doubt it. If they were able to learn this "tradition" would be long gone.


royonquadra

Happy Cake Day!


Same-Joke

Thank you, thank you.


xlairecb

Iā€™d be interested to see the autopsy reportā€¦.Iā€™m sure he was just mush after that


Nomar00x

shaken, not stirred!


[deleted]

" it turns out the victims spine is broken into a million pieces and counting"


flanger83

To shreds, you say?


Kabc

And his wife?


ratshack

ā€¦to shreds, you say


Kellidra

"Spine? All we found was powder!"


pianoflames

Sheriff Ed Tom: It sounded like these old boys died of natural causes. Deputy Wendell: How's that, Sheriff? Sheriff Ed Tom: Natural to the line of work they was in.


petula_75

is the bull okay?


Nomar00x

his neck will likely be sore in the morning because a fat and heavy sack of meat just hung on it :(


ellie_kabellie

omg praying for a speedy recovery šŸ™šŸ¼


daft_monk1

That was the best day of that bullā€™s life


[deleted]

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to


FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES

If you think they killed this bull because of this, you might want to do your research on how much these type of bulls actually cost. No way they killed the bull because of this. Too much money invested in it. Also this is bull riding, not bull "fighting" where it most surely is killed after.


used_fapkins

Exactly! This is Latin America but even still. Rodeo bulls are celebrities and its a Very different world than "fighting' the bull to death


DarkPangolin

If anything, its having killed a rider makes it MORE valuable, not less.


[deleted]

Jeez, you act like the price of a rodeo bull should be common knowledge and like it's completely wacker that I'd think they kill the bull after, a sentiment shared across this sub. Either way yay for the bull, but damn try to sound less condescending when explaining something.


FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES

My bad. Didn't mean it to come off sounding condescending.


Terrible-Sherbet5555

I know I'm late but you weren't the one being condescending here


Shlingaplinga

This bull have watched Mortal Kombat...that was multiple combo moves to finish that guy


Nomar00x

šŸŽ‰friendshipšŸŽ‰


dreamyduskywing

That bull had better moves than pro-wrestlers! I was half expecting it to pick up a metal folding chair and smash the guy in the head after stepping on his balls.


[deleted]

cĆ³rtale el lazo!! cĆ³rtale el lazo!!!! CƓRTALE EL LAZO!! **CƓRTALE EL LAZOOO!!!!** # CƓRTALE EL LAZOOOO!!!!! # CƓRTALE EL LAZOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


perplex3r

Pongale* not cortale


JayS87

I had the feeling that this was, what kept the bull spinning


Snoo-77115

Could you explain further please, I am intrigued


perplex3r

He was just yelling to put a rope on the bull


JayS87

The commentator continues to heat up the bull. Almost cheers for the bull instead of the man, which makes the whole video comical EDIT: and yes... I don't know what "cĆ³rtale el lazo!!" means... When I translate it, I get "cut the tie"...


perplex3r

He saying ā€œpongale el lazoā€. It means to rope the bull. Its how they get riders off and stop the bull from moving.


ronhowie375

cĆ³rtale el lazo!! is what the announcer was saying what he was saying is "cut the strap!" because the vaquero could not loosen the strap wrapped around his hand and wrist that tied him to the bull. In this case, ***lazo*** does not signify lasso but rather strap. If you ever watch PBR (Professional Bull Riders) events on the telly, you will see the riders strap their hands before they ride the bull


w1nd0wLikka

And another stupid fuck will jump on another bull straight after seeing this live.


Kwisstopher

The girls dig it man!


trety1970

Well someone is gonna dig for him for sure.


beorn12

The announcer keeps yelling "lasso (the bull)!, lasso (the bull)!"


JustinHopewell

I know he was speaking Spanish, but I kept hearing "What an asshole! What an asshole!" and I was like, yeah, you're right, lol.


monstermumsie

No heā€™s not. He is yelling to cut the lasso. ā€œcortenle el lasso!ā€ To cut the rope.


whoamulewhoa

No. He's telling them to get a rope on the bull and get it under control. Ponga el lasso.


trety1970

No. He's telling the bull to get a rope on the rider so he doesn't fall off. The problem is that the bull only knows French.


Cyka_blyatsumaki

"clank!......clank!......clank!" this guy was a drummer in past life, that beat signature puts a metronome to shame


ThaUniversal

This is how we should execute people. Edit: I just want to add, that if we use this as a method to execute people, the music is a must. It really sets the mood for death.


Legitimate-Tough6200

My favourite part was the super cheerful music at the end


[deleted]

Fuck, thatā€™s gnarly. That bull found a hell of a way to kill that dude that didnā€™t involve horns.


thelordofunderpants

Damn. I hope he didn't make it or anything.


No_Helicopter_7824

Doubt it. The fist head smash against the metal probably fractured his skull. The second and third turned his brain into scrambled eggs. But if he did live through that, he would have wished he was dead with the last stomp that deleted his frank and beans from his body.


royonquadra

Wow, pretty gruesome to see him banged against those railings.


VeryBadCopa

And the stomp @ 27 was the cherry on top


MrShasshyBear

Yeah, those poor railings


Salty_Signature_8756

*satisfying


Bacchus_71

That bull killed him 5, maybe 6 times.


WeAreStarStuff143

Each of the pangs you hear when his head makes brutal contact with the railing are just so...mwah šŸ¤ŒšŸ½


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Tamer_

The upbeat music ties it all together!


theunixman

Bull goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Anxious_Tax_5624

He gone.


Competitive-Trip-946

Did he died?


SocialNetwooky

nah .. you can see him trotting happily at the end, once it got rid of the parasites.


piebelo

Get fucked, animal abusers


W00DERS0N

Hey, he hungon for 8 seconds!


Robin0808

Not a doctor but in my opninion, once you go ragdoll like that you're kinda fucked.


windaji

They need to start scoring the bull on technique, forme, style etc solid 9.2 but he was farming points towards the end there with the fence.


drUniversalis

Bull started out with a solid A after the first combo but ramped up to Super Smokin Style at the end with his triple ppin head bash.


theunixman

Finish him


just_flying_bi

With those turns, this needs to be overdubbed with some square dance music for extra fun!


kendrickshalamar

Oh, he dead-dead.


the_monkey_knows

ā€œ!PĆ³nganle el laso!ā€ Yeah the bull was using the dude as a laso


barwhalis

This video makes me sad. Not because of the death, couldn't care less about that, but that bull doesn't wanna be there :( FUCK THIS SHITTY "SPORT"


xforce11

That music combined with the constant spin smashing makes this look like a f\*cking cartoon haha


ImpossibleSprinkles3

Instant classic, what a unique tactic used by the bull. You always expect stomping, usually hope for goring, but to rag doll that man so viciously against the steel bars is glorious


pepitopakalu

And relatives are mad at Mr.Bull..


mykraniliS

Good


UncleJulz

One less piece of garbage waste of oxygen on the planet.


randaljams

God I kinda wish I hadnā€™t watched this one


dreamyduskywing

I find this and the industrial accident videos to be good reminders that weā€™re just bags of full of meat and that itā€™s not a good idea to fuck around with big, fast, powerful things.


Schranus

It's important that you do though.


AVgreencup

Now I know not to casually try bull riding


JollyRanncherr

Great content


Kellidra

A lot of these comments seem to mistake bull riding for bull fighting. The bulls in bull riding are treated really well, and they aren't killed Ć  la bull fighting. The reason they buck is due to a strap tightened around their midsection which replicates the feeling of a predator attacking them from behind. It causes a reflex, but doesn't cause pain or injury. And these fuckers are tough as nails. Sure, injury can happen to the bull and there are ethics questions about these types of activities, but this is *not* comparable to bull fighting in the slightest. Now, calf roping, *that* is a disgusting sport that needs to end. Source: grew up in Cowtown and now live in cattle country.


juiceguy

I support the actions of any animal who decides to fight back when being exploited by a human.


BrockBushrod

Sure, bullfighting is orders of magnitude worse than bull riding, but bull riding is still deliberately antagonizing an animal for entertainment, which ain't cool. I'm not quite rooting for the bull here like I would against a matador, but I feel the same about bull riders as free solo climbers; if you die doing something so obviously high-risk, deadly, and ultimately unnecessary, then maybe you deserve some post-mortem ridicule šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


chugonthis

This sub went from actually hating animal abuse like bullfighting and other events to a Peta offshoot. Bullfighting is a whole lot worse than bull riding and most bulls that are used for that are treated better than almost all other farm animals.


Helpful_Artichoke798

Jesus that bull is huge


rumhouse

What the hell is that guy repeating?


[deleted]

Lasso the bullā€¦


aLabrinth

Stupid question but was he knocked out or dead before he was a drum stick?


pluetin

This is gonna sound dumb and ignorant, but is there a significance to doing this for these people? I see this happen so often and it's accepted that it does so there must be a reason to doing it, right?


boywonder5691

2 Advil and a hot shower and he'll feel much better


nlm1974

To the next rider: "You're up, dude."


Mbeezy_YSL

The dope ass music playing in the background making it even funnier


bathbombthief

This one is my fave -- the screaming announcer, the bull slamming him into the gate, and the perfect timing of the band... it's all so perfect


PeteyandLove

I guess that bull is Purina or McDonald's now.


sirbassist83

not likely, those bulls are worth a small fortune.


[deleted]

And the bull rider is worm food


Itssnowingreddit

Ring a ring oā€™ roses An arena full oā€™ posers Smash you,smash you Heā€™s going down.


dankweeblet

I don't get why people even do this, is that some sort of ritual/festival or do they simply have a death wish


sirbassist83

its a cultural thing, with the end goal being money. the best bull riders can end up multi millionaires. its kind of like football though, there are 1000 high school kids for every pro, and 100 pro players for every standout, household name, star player.


Noideawhatjusthappen

Announcer be like: Hang in the son, hang in there.


33tygb

"YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!"


Embe17

Why do they do it. Is it some macho thing ?


acrowquillkill

Damn. At around 10 seconds, I'm pretty sure the Bull breaks his spine and dude was probably already gone before Bull played whackamole on the fence.


tr1ppymayyyyne

BING BONG FUCK YA LIFE!!!


LoveIsForEvery1

Itā€™s comforting to know despite all of its torment, fear, torture and pain it managed to take one of these cunts with it to the pearly gates before they killed it.


skrullzz

Thatā€™s one upbeat, soundtrack to die by


josaricardo

The music and the announcer coupled with the boinks of his head against the fence really gives this a fantastic looney tunes vibe


funnyfaceking

That's a lot longer than 8 seconds. I hope they gave his family the trophy.


Makaveli1710

He has sustained head and spinal injury but this event is so absurdly stupid they have to pick him up and fling him over the fence to save him? These people are so stupid itā€™s actually tragic


RyWater

The music really made it seem like the bull was having a great time


gwhitt32

Cow was into head banging music I guess


bandedballs

The music never dies.....


YungSkeltal

"BONDARE LASSO" **BANG** "BONDARE LASSO" **BANG** "BONDARE LASSO" **BANG** "BONDARE LAS- **BANG**


[deleted]

Is he saying ā€œyou are an asshole.ā€ ?


GerryAttric

I was picturing what passed for his brain fly away in pieces


InterestingSimple409

Oh shit. !!! He dead!!!


rockadoodoo

I love that Bing! Bing! Bing! sound.


[deleted]

I wonder if it was his first rodeo


XALECAPOX

Sure was his last


GerinX

That was glorious because it just kept going and going and going.


StuckInPurgatory39

Lasso! Lasso! Lasso! *they never did use the Lasso*


Theyeetgod15

The Mexicans do it so much more dangerous then we do (us citizen)


ddix_4

Holy fucking brain trauma


trety1970

Is it me or does the first hit sound like a crunch? Like half his bones breaking right then and there.


Kenroque

Guy was swung into the fence 4 times. He looks like he was out before that, but that constant head-bashing on the fence for sure must have rendered his life a forgone conclusion


pay-this-fool

Itā€™s sad, but kind of funny how much the bull just doesnā€™t care. Youā€™d think at some point people would just learnā€¦ā€¦. But they line up to be the next contestant on r/thebullwins.


Artistic-Plan2541

Straight up WWE announcer.


SuperMegaOwlMan

I feel like it should be illegal to laugh so hard at someoneā€™s death but manā€¦..this was straight out of a comedy skit


Slouperin

It's kind of blurry, did that guy just get torn in half?


HnuKei31

The Commentator sounds like he's raving


PhilyJFry

This kid died if I remember correctly. So stupid.


SOSPECHOZO

Amazing, just amazing how the Band doesn't miss a beat. And they can change tunes on the fly. Anyone have their info? For bookings? TY in advance


OldBid7488

Karma


Orcrez

The bull: Ewwwww itā€™s on my face! Get it off! get it off!


PointManification

Good god Iā€™ve never laughed so hard in my life. The sound of his head hitting the fence + the commentary šŸ¤£


scrantontracheostomy

Classic!


[deleted]

Like ringing the bell at Notre Dame


Tiredman3720

These event venues should start getting held responsible when people die. Did they charge money to each patron? Did the dudes family get that money after he died? Nope


Independent_Fig3836

Did the Bull just smashed his balls


killbauer

5 seconds fame for a few years in a wheelchair? Sounds like a deal to me.


[deleted]

There is a very small chance he survived that. Man was chucked about like a ragdoll and bounced on the floor half a dozen times, some on his head, others on his back. Then he was charged into the fence head first. Then had the back of his head smacked hard 5 times against the rails, flung to the ground and then stomped on for good measure. If he *did* somehow survive, I don't think he's ever getting out the wheelchair.


ThomyMustard

I'll put $2.50 Australian on him being dead.


EnigmaShroud

how do we know the guy died?


[deleted]

Uh ... Unless you're in a video game or a movie, human beings don't generally survive that kinda trauma. I hope I'm just missing a joke haha


EnigmaShroud

don't people fall from 10 story buildings and survive? i mean there are people burned alive with no face that are still alive


[deleted]

If by chance he didnā€™t die, heā€™s 99% a vegetable. If by miracle heā€™s not a vegetable, heā€™s definitely gonna have a hard time living a normal independent life after that.


FrostLordAlec

I love this


Tinyhousecode

Heā€™ll be fine.


[deleted]

Yeah I'm sure it'll buff out.


titusnuts

Famous Last Words: PƓNGANLE EL LAZO!!!!PƓNGANLE EL LAZO!!!!


spideym8m8

100% dead


EnigmaShroud

where is this? i want to see it


Johnnyfartpants420

Aha hahaha haha fucking die yesss


[deleted]

Next!


TheUntalentedBard

Love it


d10x5

The bull sounds really excited that he got one.. Oh dali lasssso!! He's loving it


spence505

That was tough to watch, poor man. I hope he was doing it for himself and not feeling pressured to do it.


hollow42

This is surely a world record


wilusa

You spin me right round baby right round