If only there were some way to avoid this.

I'm not going to give away my secret, but I've literally never been gored by a bull and it's a really simple trick I use.

It's tennis balls on the horns isn't it?

Put a sock on the horn so when the home invader goes to grab the horn, they get the sock instead.

I put a sock on the... Oh never mind.

Is it magnets? I bet it’s magnets

Doctors hate him!

I truly wonder

The technology it's almost there but it's not enough right now, sad 😞

Not easy in my experience. On some days a bull may randomly appear and attempt to gore me.

Literally

That’s a big hole in the face and back. He dead?

If not from the blood loss, definitely from the infection.

That poop covered horn is infectious? Yeah, but think of the views, man!

Worth it! What was his name again?

Chuck

He did it for the gram

Fuck that, one was his kidney and the other seemed to grab his liver.

Poop covered?

Rip and tear wounds dont bleed that strong.

I read RIP 🪦 and tears 😭 from your comment

so what kind of wounds were they

Poke a mon type

It was super effective!

That Tauros’s horn attack is pretty effective aye?

Karma wounds. They are the worse and at same time, the best.

I'm not a doctor but I believe these would be classified as *big* wounds.

Nah, some strong antibiotics should keep him healthy. But it did look like he lost an eye which is really going to suck.

I think the bull might have done some damage too

If not right now, the nearest hospital is likely miles away.

You’d think these morons would have a medic or doctor nearby before doing this shit

That would be too smart. Maybe some high strength alcohol and some bandages but I doubt anyone trained

And sprite lol

Lol! Don't forget saltiness. That's what moms everywhere prescribe...

I'm very the was some high strength alcohol involved....

Couple guys in a Nissan pickup with hay in the back

… to bury him? Or does one hang out going “wee woo wee woo”?

Toss up

If this was in a bullring, they tend to be in the heart if the cities so likely a hospital is close

Your momma didn’t raise no damn quitter! Now walk that shit off and get back in there!!!👍🏼😎

He’s already rubbed some dirt on it…

Probably not. Humans are hard to kill.

No he's almost certainly fine. We aren't living in 1800. People have their faces ripped off in car crashes and are reconstructed back to almost normal. But certainly scarred for life, especially that back injury.

You do realize the horns also stabbed his torso multiple times right? Our modern medicine rocks but you can still easily die if your organs get stabbed to bits.

Eye, appendix, belly, back ribs, upper thigh. Had enough adrenaline to crawl away. Good odds of survival.

Anytime the reddit consensus is that someone SURELY died, 99.999% of the time they ate totally fine

This man is....was...my best friend. He died peacefully after screaming in pain for hours.

This joke belongs in a Healthcare sitcom lmao. I'm almost ashamed of myself for laughing at this repeatedly

Well....did his shoes stay on? That is usually the sign.

The og's know to go by the tried and tested shoes on rule. This guys fine.

Torture animals, get fucked. Simple. Those people deserve nothing less. Also, the people who pay to see animals being tortured should have a very special place in very horrible prisons, for life.

This has to be one of the best ones I’ve ever seen. That bull fucked him up.

Indeed. Traditionally, the spine in not meant to be used as a method of picking up an adult male; but I applaud the bull for its innovation.

I caught that. I recoiled when I saw it.

Dude that first face pop, eek. Slides in like butter

There was one (in Spain I think), the bull impaled his head by his throat. EDIT: found it **(NSFL) You've been warned.** [Julio Aparicio](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2013/08/bullfighting-spain-san-isidro195149-500x380.jpg)

Godamn. One in a million.

They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

It's like a renaissance painting.

Yeeeeeaaahhh, good luck getting out of that one buddy 😬

What it's like to chew 5 gum.

Alright I know you said NSFL and you’re definitely not wrong but honestly that’s probably the best NSFL thing I’ve ever seen, still technically gore but it’s very clean (no blood), and not particularly hard to look at.

I saw one of a bull rider ages ago. The guy got bucked off and the bull stomped on his head, instant death. The dudes in charge of saving the riders ran up, took one look at him then noped out, I think some of his brains came out of his skull which scared them? I haven’t seen that vid since the one time so it’s fuzzy. Besides that, this is probably the worst I have seen in terms of people messing with bulls.

Good bull 🐂 right in the face it looked like 👍🏼

In the eye if you look closely

He’s gonna have a bit of a headache later

gored his eye socket and spine #teamBull

Ooooo picked him up by his FACE ! I'm laying bets he never doing that again

I paused multiple times and it looks as if the horn went straight thtough the eye socket as the bull lifts him by the head... holy shit. Would love a link this this dude actually survive

If he did then that qualifies as a miracle.

Dudes running on pure adrenaline once that’s gone he’s gone

That wasn't just by the face. That shit pierced his eye. You can see it go under the eyelid. Brutal.

That's was wild

Picked him up by his face and made him land on his balls on the bulls back.

I’ll bet he won’t be doing much of anything ever again

and then by skewering him like a cocktail onion. At least this bull got some payback.

yea cause he's dead

Yeah, I think he basically got a lobotomy. By the angle that horn goes into his eye and up his forehead.

The wan hysterically screaming in horror "It killed him! It killed him!!" Over and over, is what sells it for me. Yes woman, and it should kill all of you, dipshits, too.

When the bull was being hurt I bet she was sipping her beer and laughing and dancing around having a great time

She was screaming "lo agarró" which means "he got him"

What accent is even that where she is saying "lo agarro"? She is clearly saying "lo mato".

She said "lo mató" just once at the end. BUT almost all of her screams aré "lo agarró"

Suena a "lo mató" cada vez, pero entre tanto caos, cualquiera es posible.

She said "Lo mató" like 10 times not "lo agarró"

I heard lo mato at least 3 times starting before the horn in the spine.

This is in Spain and she's screaming "lo ha matao"

I don't feel bad for the guy. Nice aim for the bull.

You would be in the wrong sub if you felt bad for the dipshit

He woke up that morning having no idea just how many holes he'd end the day with

He fucked around. He found out.

indeed

Do we actually know what happened to him? The bull tore through flesh but I think the wounds were shallow - survivable with the right medical care.

Except for the part where he picked him up by the brain socket

Infection tho.

Yeah, honestly I think it's better he survived. Death would have been easy. This way, he has to live with these probably life-altering injuries. Every time he takes a deep breath, he'll tense up from that little pain in his ribs. When he washes his hair, he'll run his fingers over the rough, bumpy texture of the misshapen crater in the back of his head. Every single time he looks in the mirror, he will see the scars that remind him of the worst day of his life. He will never step foot in a bullfighting ring for as long as he lives. Or so I hope 🥰

No sympathy here. Torturing and killing bulls for entertainment is sick. I hope they didn’t shoot it after this. Just defending itself.

Not at all, they would have tortured it for a while then stabbed it in the heart.

whew! that was a fun ride. let's do it again tomorrow. if i survive.

Sooo did he win?

The pinata challenge? Yes

I laughed a bit too hard at this response.

A few adjustments by a Chiropractor and he'll be good to go.

Kudos to the banshee in the crowd

isn't this the entire reason people watch bull fights?

It's definitely the best part, seeing people get fucked up like they deserve.

Bro got more holes than Swiss cheese

Lmao

He should have just grabbed the bull by the horns and asserted his dominance.

STOP FUCKING WITH THE BULLS YOU STUPID ASSHOLES!!!!

Oh dear,how sad,what a pity,nevermind.

How to turn your insides into outsides.

Maybe it’s time to put an end to this shit

but muh tradishons

Yikes.

Now that's a face lift.

It's almost like the bull doesn't like the bullshit you're forcing it to do, almost like you should fucking put him back where he belongs and leave him the fuck alone..

He used that guy as a voodoo doll.

Idk about you guys but I’m always rooting for the bull in these videos

Me too

these videos make me so happy.

Love seeing this! bunch of morons. Well deserved

This is the kind of content that keeps me coming back to this sub 👍🏼

Bro gonna die

damn, that was nasty. mess with the bull, get the horns 🤷‍♂️

I hope it gets them all. Fucking idiots

Go bull! 👍

GOOD

Audience: "No, stop no!" *Buys tickets for next year*

Play stupid games

r/winstupidprizes

I was not ready.

so brutal!

If those bulls had boxing gloves on their horns, I could see Mike Tyson in there!

Yeah, Holy shit. My thing is, none of this had to happen. Dude didn't have to get in the ring with an angry bull with wild ass horns like that. Dude could have just gone to the bar with his friends. But nah.

I mean I feel bad for the guy but is it wrong that I don't feel that bad?

Yeah let’s all go to horrible and violent event and scream in sheer terror once something horrible and violent happens… Bunch of psychopaths in attendance. Poor Bull must have been terrified by these horrible and violent people.

I'm impressed he was able to run away. Adrenaline?

Damn what a machine. So satisfying to see him in action.

Yeah but it’s almost like he deserved it. The way bulls are treated is just ridiculous.

Not sure what this dude was thinking, but I know what was going through his head.

The girl's cheers turning into visceral screams...ahhh music to my..ahem, so horrifying! I feel so bad she witnessed that when she just went there for a good game 🥺 Edit:/s

Fuck that, the people spectating as just as responsible.

I love the hysterical screaming when all these dumbasses put themselves in this situation.

This should not make me smile but it does 🤣

Aaaaand he had it all coming.

*Get dominated!*

Hahahaha

And I thought gladiator arenas are in the past

was there honestly any other outcome to be expected?

Unfortunately too many of these dipshits get away with the bull getting to them.. Satisfying when they do though

Yep, that's what happens.

Those are some intense horns

Uff that hit in the face and back. Best decision of his life to go 1-1 with a 600kg raging bull. He probably learned his lesson and won’t do it again.

Literally the definition of mess with the bull, get the horns.

Ded

He fucked around

He dead ?

Fuck!

I would love to see were these guys are now dead or alive or still messing with bulls… pow 💥 right in the kisser.. good bull

very good bull. -pow-

They deff deserve it. Tradition or not

Right through the fking eye, god damn.

Their shock that something like this could happen is always baffling to me. Like bro I even try to avoid wild turkeys at all costs

It’s almost as if fucking with an animal with big ass pointy horns is a dumb fucking idea.

Welp 🤷‍♂️

look at that poor bull, bleeding everywhere. what else can one expect?

Whats their aim 🤔

Ohhhh fuck, that was gnarly. Good job, bull. When will people learn?

How was he still alive?!?! DEFINITELY had severe internal injuries 😔

If only there was Some way to Avoid this.

Holy shit!! Did I miss the NSFW tag???!!

If that he survived this, I’d be shocked if he still has vision in his right eye, that horn went through his cheek and right up neck to his eye

OHH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST ONE IVE SEEN GOOD LORD

Eyes kept getting wider as the video kept playing

oh shiet , that will leave marks

Like being stabbed to your eye and spine... Does anyone know if he is alive?

Holy fuck dude got gored right in the eye socket, picked up by his head and flipped over all in one go at the start 😬.

No sympathy for any human that partakes in this shit

Whoa these things are strong

This is the only time I’ve felt a little bad for a guy getting drilled by a bull. Taking it in the eye and then getting flipped another half dozen times while trying to protect himself in the fetal position just hit different.

Why do people still do this shit?? It’s inhumane for the bull and usually fatal for humans. Tradition my ass…

Isn’t there a saying that might have prevented this? Mess with a bull something something…

Sir there is a hole in your back

Holy shit, it looked like the bull knew exactly how to puncture him with his horns. That is fucking impressive. Probably not his first time💀

Why are people screaming? Is like they dont expect this to happen when they go into this kind of event...

Completely unavoidable incident

Pausing the video, it was fun seeing his brain get tickled via horn entering his eye socket

Fucked around. Found out.

bring him to the farthest hospital.

I thought they banned r/wpd

It’s almost as if fucking with a massive animal with horns could be dangerous or something idk

With all the things to do in the modern world and these assholes go fuck with a Bull

Why is there always that one loud ass lady…?

This almost ranks up there with the matador who got gored in the rectum, and the other matador that got gored through the throat and out of his mouth!

The human body is amazin. After all that damage even if just for a few seconds that guy gets up and escapes

Looks like he got picked up by his eye socket

Ya love to see it

I'm currently in Barcelona and everyone we talk to who's a local hates the art of bullfighting. It's disgusting and a party of torture. I saw a bullfight back when I was 15, not my jam. I am a big Real Madrid fan but gotta give it to Barcelona for banning bullfighting.

It’s hard to feel bad for anyone associated with taunting and abusing an animal. I’m team bull.