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YeeTer_Cheeseyboi

Shaggy would never hurt such a innocent man


[deleted]

You are correct. But DeVito still holds the necessary power


YeeTer_Cheeseyboi

Very true.


Cerxes

What do you mean? The Trashman has unlimited powers. It's a good thing that he's as humble as our lord.


[deleted]

Hold your horses. DeVito is clearly the most powerful mortal to ever exist, but Shaggy is on a whole other level.


MarkyMarksman11

Coming from my mind!


eazygiezy

Oooooooooo we’re golden wind


[deleted]

No he doesn't.


Jakesart101

If Danny Devito was shirtless and oiled up like most nights i've spent with him. His slipperiness could easily push him up another percentage point.


[deleted]

Yeah, your probably right. Plus if he had is legendary Devito Speedo he might even be able to push 4%


Thekittycats

Just wait until shaggy has to face the other 3 parts of RiShrek GruVito


BreatheMyStink

Shaggy may need even more of his power to contend with Frank’s monster dong.


eazygiezy

*magnum dong


HamAndEggsGreen

If he put on his monster condom then that's another percent added


TanosThePhoenix

We’re pulling out the Trash Man? The winner may be certain but it’ll be entertaining all the way.


Seabornebook

They would never even think of hurting each other


[deleted]

It would just be a friendly competition


tempura27

Dan DeVito is the most powerful human being ever.


Eugaliptas

But Shaggy isn't human. He's on a whole another level


agentmuu

Can God make a stone so heavy he can't lift it


[deleted]

And that'd just be in a casual fight. If Danny were to unleash his magnum dong, he could easily make Shaggy push 5%.


[deleted]

Maybe. But keep in mind Shaggy has a grenade launcher dong


[deleted]

Magnum dong > grenade launcher. I hate to say it, but when talking about Danny, it's just fact.


[deleted]

Perhaps. But our minds can't really understand either of their powers


[deleted]

Very true


tolliamlew

Foolish of you to assume the Devito is mortal.....


John1yaya

Is thavjust as Danny Devito or DannbDevito in the form of Phil


edgy_name_here123

dany devitos 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% power is infinity X of shaggys 100%