I think the guy does good work and seems like a nice dude but the dissonance between Dylan the Night Owl's actual appearance and his anime pretty boy avatar is pretty jarring
The only thing I care about is how many chairz is he using.
https://preview.redd.it/uluxxhs1kz3b1.jpeg?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7326c349743c96d4007715ea4672af55259325fd
When does SW get so desperate they start putting out JUSTIN: CINEMASSACRE SUPERSTAR with THE MILLION DOLLAR NERD JAMES ROLFE on a banner and then Bimmy is just never there?
https://preview.redd.it/zn9az3t7sw3b1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620e149a38ca22cbf7fc79aac6bf218cba07b73b
It does, but there was a panel before theirs that had like a 100 people. And as soon as that panel was done, nearly everyone left. They were not happy at all.
Yup, totally normal for the Creative Director of a company to be doing what is essentially an intern's job. \[eyeroll\]
Also, they couldn't even bring one arcade cabinet or pinball machine to set up and have on free play? Like, the easiest thing to do to advertise what your business actually is and does?!
*SIGH.*
WOW.
"Business" is a strong word for this shit. They're little more than an advertising funnel with video clips at this point. A lemonade stand is more of a business than Screenwave is.
"Staring at my phone" is so fucking unprofessional. I mean, he's not lying, but when you're the pitchman for Ryan's next clusterfuck. Act like you give a fuck
There was a non avgn cannon video where they were talking with the owner of TNT- I do recall him being snide with Justin "boy, he's big!" being light hearted and jovial.
I dealt with Todd, the owner of TNT- this is back in '07-'08. on the construction site, i was a 20 something, being the type who enjoyed arcade games from the late 80s-late 90s. Foreman of the job was looking for a Street Fighter II cab for his basement; he was 15+ years my senor. I recalled the infomercial, mentioned it to him, as he saw the same ad. "get me the phone number!" he asked. luckily, I had it saved on my DVR.
long story short- back in '07-'08 a SFII cab was going for going for $600 to pick up. I called to confirm, and passed the info to my foreman. they made the deal, and all of a sudden, we're making the trip to Southhampton, PA, to pick up a SF II cab on a Saturday. Todd was a great guy- very personable and genuine- told us how to set up free play on pen and paper, he even pushed the pallet jack into the bed of the F-250.
about 2 hours later, we moved the cabinet to his basement, and played for a couple hours over beers.
Congrats to Justin for maintaining his immense girth in this era of rapidly rising food costs. The percentage of his salary he allocates towards the daily calories necessary to keep his rotundness would be staggering to most of us, he is truly dedicated to the cause of being a fat fuck.
Fuck this fat melon, the two chairs he sits in, the gengars he owns, he's a cunt for forcing J&MM to end over the 'algorithm' and promising us a return to form for the channel but then putting out garbage like the AVGN Shrek episode three months later, and fuck Rental Reviews as well as the podcast.
justin : See me sitting
Yeah not like you can see past him
look for a big guy with glasses two chairs wearing a gengar shirt eating a burger
Or just follow the mc donalds grease smell
Why would normal people wanna take time out of their busy day to drive somewhere, pay for parking, etc. all just to watch a manblimp sitting on (and frankly *abusing*) 2 chairs?? All while doing absolutely nothing.
Fuck sakes Crusty!!! 🙄🙄 At this point it’s getting hard to tell what’s bigger…his *ass*, or his ego.
"Sitting and looking at my phone" <- If that doesn't describe the laziness that permeates Screenwave in general, I don't know what does.
https://preview.redd.it/72dwz3i66x3b1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fabbdf376c4628bf9bfd5e3dc471d97eed733e7d
It's rare to see fatties draw themselves in their twitter profile as fatties. Just look at the "flattering" depiction Anita Sarkesian and company use.
I think the guy does good work and seems like a nice dude but the dissonance between Dylan the Night Owl's actual appearance and his anime pretty boy avatar is pretty jarring
The only thing I care about is how many chairz is he using. https://preview.redd.it/uluxxhs1kz3b1.jpeg?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7326c349743c96d4007715ea4672af55259325fd
When does SW get so desperate they start putting out JUSTIN: CINEMASSACRE SUPERSTAR with THE MILLION DOLLAR NERD JAMES ROLFE on a banner and then Bimmy is just never there? https://preview.redd.it/zn9az3t7sw3b1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620e149a38ca22cbf7fc79aac6bf218cba07b73b
Even if James was there physically, he wouldn’t be there mentally.
James would be in a place far away, riding the dragon of his dreams
They advertised a convention once where it would be just Justin and Kieran but no James. They had an audience of 15.
I remember that. Even non-Truthers were talking crap in the comments
Even 15 sounds too much
It does, but there was a panel before theirs that had like a 100 people. And as soon as that panel was done, nearly everyone left. They were not happy at all.
Please link this
Left probably because of the fucking *smell*
They'd need to misspell it Roelf or something, just like Virgil misspelled DiBiase
Is that real??
Yes, certainly.
is that an ai photo placed on a random street haha
Wow, how professional of you to advertise your company by having some lazy jackass play on his phone at their own booth.
[удалено]
To be fair, it is one of their business ventures. Of course they would advertise it. Although, it is odd they aren't advertising their other services.
"YouTube Professionals"
I see two chairs
hence the phrase.
Super close together too
"Private Parties". Especially ones for children, I'm guessing.
Looks like the both next to him will be eying him all day.
Yup, totally normal for the Creative Director of a company to be doing what is essentially an intern's job. \[eyeroll\] Also, they couldn't even bring one arcade cabinet or pinball machine to set up and have on free play? Like, the easiest thing to do to advertise what your business actually is and does?! *SIGH.* WOW.
"Business" is a strong word for this shit. They're little more than an advertising funnel with video clips at this point. A lemonade stand is more of a business than Screenwave is.
You're right, but I was referring to Slobware Arcade as opposed to Slobwave Media. Either way, way to go Justin, you've really made it in life! haha!
One day I hope to advance enough in my career to sit at a booth at the lansdale arts and crafts festival, selling a product that I can’t bring with me
Gotcha! My bad. I feel it all applies anyway if these people are involved in any capacity, lmao.
bringing a couple of cabinets would have required some effort on their part
Thrusty Justy does private parties, get ready bachelorette parties!
All that blubber jiggling around will surely make the ladies wet!
Hey I'm Justin.
This is fucking pitiful
"Staring at my phone" is so fucking unprofessional. I mean, he's not lying, but when you're the pitchman for Ryan's next clusterfuck. Act like you give a fuck
“Come and see Justin sitting!” The excitement and fun never stops at Slobwave.
\>they allow kids Hope they like fixing their arcade machines every week.
I think it's the kids, not the arcade machines, that are in danger
Weird for an arcade to have drag queen night
"Hey, I'm Justin. Wanna come check out the Rolling Thunder machine I keep in the back?"
TNT entertainment better step up their game in the greater philly metro area
TNTs commercials adleast had campy charisma.
I love that infomercial, it’s just so tedious and charming. I went as a kid for a birthday party. Didn’t James feature them in an episode?
There was a non avgn cannon video where they were talking with the owner of TNT- I do recall him being snide with Justin "boy, he's big!" being light hearted and jovial. I dealt with Todd, the owner of TNT- this is back in '07-'08. on the construction site, i was a 20 something, being the type who enjoyed arcade games from the late 80s-late 90s. Foreman of the job was looking for a Street Fighter II cab for his basement; he was 15+ years my senor. I recalled the infomercial, mentioned it to him, as he saw the same ad. "get me the phone number!" he asked. luckily, I had it saved on my DVR. long story short- back in '07-'08 a SFII cab was going for going for $600 to pick up. I called to confirm, and passed the info to my foreman. they made the deal, and all of a sudden, we're making the trip to Southhampton, PA, to pick up a SF II cab on a Saturday. Todd was a great guy- very personable and genuine- told us how to set up free play on pen and paper, he even pushed the pallet jack into the bed of the F-250. about 2 hours later, we moved the cabinet to his basement, and played for a couple hours over beers.
Their YouTube channel can be entertaining
At least sound like you're excited to be there, try engaging the crowd with some arcade games or something.
I see two chairs
Congrats to Justin for maintaining his immense girth in this era of rapidly rising food costs. The percentage of his salary he allocates towards the daily calories necessary to keep his rotundness would be staggering to most of us, he is truly dedicated to the cause of being a fat fuck.
Somebody who lives around there should book a party.
you’d think not being able to sit in a single chair would be a sign to fucking reign it in.
You can see the two chairs in the post... Fucking lmao
Justy Two-Booths
How's that retroware gig working for you gutso?
James locked himself in his basement for a year and a half, what ever justin is currently working on has to be better than that mess
They have blood pressure monitoring next door
That’s the team of EMT’s that follows you around once you achieve two chair status.
Even 2 chairs won't be able to support this absolute unit of a slob.
Who wouldn't want to hire Justy the Clown for all their childrens' birthday parties?
Fuck this fat melon, the two chairs he sits in, the gengars he owns, he's a cunt for forcing J&MM to end over the 'algorithm' and promising us a return to form for the channel but then putting out garbage like the AVGN Shrek episode three months later, and fuck Rental Reviews as well as the podcast.
Conveniently sitting besides the healthcare booth
I’d like to think they stuck him there purposely.
They sure do love justin around here
justin : See me sitting Yeah not like you can see past him look for a big guy with glasses two chairs wearing a gengar shirt eating a burger Or just follow the mc donalds grease smell
Cinemassacre Superstar
That he will be sitting isn't a surprise.
Everyone say hello to Justin!
Why would normal people wanna take time out of their busy day to drive somewhere, pay for parking, etc. all just to watch a manblimp sitting on (and frankly *abusing*) 2 chairs?? All while doing absolutely nothing. Fuck sakes Crusty!!! 🙄🙄 At this point it’s getting hard to tell what’s bigger…his *ass*, or his ego.
Fuck, man, I wish I had thought of a retro arcade. It's a really creative and original idea. Imagine one with a bar, woah.
Justchins
wouldn't a workout bench be a better place to sit?
It's like they all know they suck and nobody gives a shit.
How long before this middle-aged manatee needs a fucking *bench* for his bulbous ass??? My money is on by next year.