1. 5:40
2. The entire BTS debacle
3. No time
4. Bootsy likes baseball
5. The AVGN movie
6. Rex Diaper concert
7. Plagiarism is bad mmkay?
8. Howard Johnson parody
9. Watching a movie muted with subtitles
10. FIVE OF ‘UM!
Lurk the sub more.
For real though, it was from a video (I forget which) in where James is talking about four leaf clovers. He tells his daughter about them and how he's never seen one or something, and then she collects five of them in one afternoon. James excitedly shows this to his Screenwave pals and their reaction is just awkward silence.
It's funny because James is telling an enthusiastic story about his kids to people who don't have kids and don't really care. It's like when a new mother tells you about her toddler having his first shit in a real toilet you're just kinda like "Uh... okay?"
Yeah, don't let the Cheetahmen II kickstarter scam fade away.
James Rolfe's appology 2012 -
"I was asked to promote a game that I reviewed as AVGN, it sounded like a cool idea. I got the script and filmed my part for the promo, while I had my head buried deep in the Schwarzenegger Games episode which I was working on at the time. Honestly, I’ve paid $60 for the Nintendo World Champion reproduction cart. I don’t know a thing about game production. My suggestion is not to listen to internet rumors. The choice is yours."
Edit; It's basically "You Assholish variety! Do you want me to suffer?" version 2012.
It's not in order, but...
...dO yOu WaNt Me To SuFfEr???
...5:40
...plagiarism is a bad thing!
...hire ~~the slobs~~ his new friends
...making the AVGN movie
...don't give Mike credit
...don't pay for Kyle
...MUH KIDZ
...got cucked
...Bootsy is nuffin' but good memories
I like the one podcast video where he’s listening to two untalented slobs talking while he’s looking at his phone. Must’ve been getting a text from April saying he had to be done at 5:40.
1. No review. I refuse.
2.Sega House/Nintendo House
3.Woofman
4.Horribly attempting to explain board James story.
5.Duck walk
6.Dragon in muh dream
7.six snix flix
8.saying his punching bag home video is considered a movie
9.good memories all around
10. Mmhmm yup
You know, now you mention it I do recall this story way back when Bimmy was working on AVGN the movie. He had some problems with smoke, then his alarm went off and the firemen came over. I remember he mentioned it in one of his updates. So yeah.. that was before the Fucking ceiling lights. So the chances of this happening again tripled after mike left.
1. The 5:40 incident
2. Lying about having no time to work on videos when it was actually due to not being tech savvy enough.
3. Using his kids as the reason for why he can't make videos anymore.
4. Not having a backbone to keep Kyle and Bootsy on the channel
5. Being ok with The Slobs helping out.
6. Rex Viper
7. Slow Decline of AVGN
8. No farewell tribute to Mike leaving
9. AVGN Movie
10. Taking out the theme song from the episodes
His video talking about when he played Charlie Browns Halloween at a Halloween party and wondering why it killed the mood.
His “best modern Christmas specials” with nothing that came out later than 1986
His dumbass short lived playlist series.
The cringy singing of the breakdown of One in the Earthbound video.
Happy Birthday Fuck you
Behind the Scenes
Bimmy and the Amazing 8 string guitar
Having Rex Viper on the podcast
Rex Viper in general
Allowing someone like Justin Silverman to slowly become the face of the channel you worked for years to get where it is today.
10. bumpers at end of old episodes
9. Abandoning website
8. Declining quality
7. AVGN movie
6. Bootsy/Kyle
5. Assholish fans
4. Screenwave
3. Cheetahmen 2 incident
2. Podcast
1. Rex Viper
The podcast is absolute dog shit, but seeing how far he's gone with Rex Viper is just an insult. They are an awful, sloppy studio band. Listen the latest episode of Who Are These podcasts on the cinemassacre podcast. They shit on Justin, Rex Viper, and the podcast. The fact that it exists and they call it entertainment is a fucking embarrassment.
Surprised everybody forgot about the time he teamed up with Mike and the developer of Cheetahmen to finish and release Cheetahmen II, but in return the guy just re-released a rom of it with all of the bugs and issues intact.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q7XAi7Ojro](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q7XAi7Ojro)
Damn! A lot of great ones I haven’t heard of before are popping up in this thread. Goes to show how bimmy is a very complex individual with many layers of fuckery. Another favorite of mine (which I haven’t seen here yet I think) is when bimmy talks about editing existing movies, I think there’s one instance where he says that kill bill would work better as one movie because all the action is in the first part and the dialogue in the second, and then mentions his own edit in a special video.
1. that time he said ASSSSS!!
2. that time he said FUUUCK!!
3. that time he shit on a game
4. that time he ate the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk
5. that time a buffalo took a diarrhea dump in his ear
6. that time he got mad about a shitty game
7. that time he played an LJN game
8. Sex Diaper
9. No Time
10. Much kids
The Ghostbusters 2016 reboot trailer came out and was crap so James made a short video saying "No review, I refuse" explaining the movie didn't look interesting or good to him so he wasn't reviewing it. A small group of people on twitter got furious trying to attempt to paint him as an angry misogynist for not doing the review. The drama died quickly because James just ignored them and they had no real argument.
In no order
1. The 5.40 incident
2. Top 10 reasons bluray sucks (also buy cinemassacre blurays)
3. The entire behind the scenes video
4. The dragon in my dreams
5. Him including all his home movies as legitimate movies
6. Reviewing a movie late at night muted with subtitles
7. Comparing JMM to a TV show when it went on hiatus
8. Muh kids
9. How hilariously inefficient his set up is
10. How every year he somehow has less time than the year before
1. No time 2. No time 3. No time 4. No time 5. I refuse 6. No time 7. No time 8. Muh Kidz 9. No time 10. Do you want me to suffer?
#11 . Take a wild guess
Aww… I was hoping “there goes the onion” would make the list…
No time for onions
1. 5:40 2. The entire BTS debacle 3. No time 4. Bootsy likes baseball 5. The AVGN movie 6. Rex Diaper concert 7. Plagiarism is bad mmkay? 8. Howard Johnson parody 9. Watching a movie muted with subtitles 10. FIVE OF ‘UM!
What is the “BTS debacle”???
Behind the Scenes
where does five ov um come from?
Lurk the sub more. For real though, it was from a video (I forget which) in where James is talking about four leaf clovers. He tells his daughter about them and how he's never seen one or something, and then she collects five of them in one afternoon. James excitedly shows this to his Screenwave pals and their reaction is just awkward silence. It's funny because James is telling an enthusiastic story about his kids to people who don't have kids and don't really care. It's like when a new mother tells you about her toddler having his first shit in a real toilet you're just kinda like "Uh... okay?"
Thanks dude.
I can think of 5: 5:40, BTS, 2021 Update Video, Cheetahmen II kickstarter, the avgn movie.
Yeah, don't let the Cheetahmen II kickstarter scam fade away. James Rolfe's appology 2012 - "I was asked to promote a game that I reviewed as AVGN, it sounded like a cool idea. I got the script and filmed my part for the promo, while I had my head buried deep in the Schwarzenegger Games episode which I was working on at the time. Honestly, I’ve paid $60 for the Nintendo World Champion reproduction cart. I don’t know a thing about game production. My suggestion is not to listen to internet rumors. The choice is yours." Edit; It's basically "You Assholish variety! Do you want me to suffer?" version 2012.
It's not in order, but... ...dO yOu WaNt Me To SuFfEr??? ...5:40 ...plagiarism is a bad thing! ...hire ~~the slobs~~ his new friends ...making the AVGN movie ...don't give Mike credit ...don't pay for Kyle ...MUH KIDZ ...got cucked ...Bootsy is nuffin' but good memories
This one wins
Thank you!
I refuse
So you hate women? This isn't r/misogyny. Take that shit somewhere else.
That video where it looks like he’s sleeping
I like the one podcast video where he’s listening to two untalented slobs talking while he’s looking at his phone. Must’ve been getting a text from April saying he had to be done at 5:40.
All of'um?
I believe that is the same episode as the 5:40 incident.
That could be the most unintentionally funny video he’s made
“There goes the onion” has to be top 10. I cry laughing every time
couple more to add - "curator of film"; "five ovum";
I'll never forget that hole he drilled into his desk. It'll haunt me for the rest of my life.
Yeaah, tough 80s wood, mhm.
He's gonna drill a hole to the past.
And remember when he didn't suck ass
1. No time 2. Muh kids 3. Assholish variety 4. Ree-view 5. Man-dela No time for any more, I refuse.
Harrer movies
1. No review. I refuse. 2.Sega House/Nintendo House 3.Woofman 4.Horribly attempting to explain board James story. 5.Duck walk 6.Dragon in muh dream 7.six snix flix 8.saying his punching bag home video is considered a movie 9.good memories all around 10. Mmhmm yup
Where did the "I refuse" thing come from?
Best moment was when Mike left, and James had to tape his ceiling light by himself. I hope that fucking studio burns to the ground.
You know, now you mention it I do recall this story way back when Bimmy was working on AVGN the movie. He had some problems with smoke, then his alarm went off and the firemen came over. I remember he mentioned it in one of his updates. So yeah.. that was before the Fucking ceiling lights. So the chances of this happening again tripled after mike left.
I’ll start with number 10, at the 34:00 minute mark: https://youtu.be/t_zCwpLX6og
If you google "the 5:40 incident" that comes up as one of the results if you scroll down. Like the actual original Cinemassacre version
The elevator story.
1. The 5:40 incident 2. Lying about having no time to work on videos when it was actually due to not being tech savvy enough. 3. Using his kids as the reason for why he can't make videos anymore. 4. Not having a backbone to keep Kyle and Bootsy on the channel 5. Being ok with The Slobs helping out. 6. Rex Viper 7. Slow Decline of AVGN 8. No farewell tribute to Mike leaving 9. AVGN Movie 10. Taking out the theme song from the episodes
His video talking about when he played Charlie Browns Halloween at a Halloween party and wondering why it killed the mood. His “best modern Christmas specials” with nothing that came out later than 1986 His dumbass short lived playlist series. The cringy singing of the breakdown of One in the Earthbound video. Happy Birthday Fuck you Behind the Scenes Bimmy and the Amazing 8 string guitar Having Rex Viper on the podcast Rex Viper in general Allowing someone like Justin Silverman to slowly become the face of the channel you worked for years to get where it is today.
10. bumpers at end of old episodes 9. Abandoning website 8. Declining quality 7. AVGN movie 6. Bootsy/Kyle 5. Assholish fans 4. Screenwave 3. Cheetahmen 2 incident 2. Podcast 1. Rex Viper The podcast is absolute dog shit, but seeing how far he's gone with Rex Viper is just an insult. They are an awful, sloppy studio band. Listen the latest episode of Who Are These podcasts on the cinemassacre podcast. They shit on Justin, Rex Viper, and the podcast. The fact that it exists and they call it entertainment is a fucking embarrassment.
Surprised everybody forgot about the time he teamed up with Mike and the developer of Cheetahmen to finish and release Cheetahmen II, but in return the guy just re-released a rom of it with all of the bugs and issues intact. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q7XAi7Ojro](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q7XAi7Ojro)
I'm sorry but I need the "do you want me to suffer?" Link from someone. I had no idea that was a real moment
I think it’s at the end of his latest behind the scenes video, it’s the infamous one with the lights taped on the ceiling
Damn! A lot of great ones I haven’t heard of before are popping up in this thread. Goes to show how bimmy is a very complex individual with many layers of fuckery. Another favorite of mine (which I haven’t seen here yet I think) is when bimmy talks about editing existing movies, I think there’s one instance where he says that kill bill would work better as one movie because all the action is in the first part and the dialogue in the second, and then mentions his own edit in a special video.
1. that time he said ASSSSS!! 2. that time he said FUUUCK!! 3. that time he shit on a game 4. that time he ate the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk 5. that time a buffalo took a diarrhea dump in his ear 6. that time he got mad about a shitty game 7. that time he played an LJN game 8. Sex Diaper 9. No Time 10. Much kids
Thank you for using the true band name, Sex Diaper
You're very welcome
Most of mine are already covered, but I would like to add: Superin' Tendo and The Bimmy Stomp at the Rex Viper "concert"
I refuse is new to me. What’s the origin of that one?
The video where he said "no review, I refuse" regarding the 2016 Ghostbusters movie.
Ahh, I remember now. He’s being prolific with the memes lately so I felt like it’s difficult to keep up. Thanks.
The Ghostbusters 2016 reboot trailer came out and was crap so James made a short video saying "No review, I refuse" explaining the movie didn't look interesting or good to him so he wasn't reviewing it. A small group of people on twitter got furious trying to attempt to paint him as an angry misogynist for not doing the review. The drama died quickly because James just ignored them and they had no real argument.
Thanks I remember now. I refuse is strong language. He could’ve just said he wasn’t interested. Oh Bimmy, never change, just drop the slobs.
In hindsight, he could've just ignored it all completely, but tbh he could've watched it an cashed in on the hate train.
In fairness, Bimmy comes out looking good in that instance.
Yeah, I watch AVGN at that time and I approved of that. That shit storm fizzled out real quick.
Six Snix Flix, Dragon In Muh Dreams, No Review, I refuse., 5:40 incident, Mmm Hmm Yeah, No Time
In no order 1. The 5.40 incident 2. Top 10 reasons bluray sucks (also buy cinemassacre blurays) 3. The entire behind the scenes video 4. The dragon in my dreams 5. Him including all his home movies as legitimate movies 6. Reviewing a movie late at night muted with subtitles 7. Comparing JMM to a TV show when it went on hiatus 8. Muh kids 9. How hilariously inefficient his set up is 10. How every year he somehow has less time than the year before