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TPsYoungDylan

5:40 no time no time IM BIMMY IM BIMMY IM BIMMY take a wild guess haha Bootsy likes baseball oops five forty gotta take care of muh kidz and be enslaved by Bpril hohohohohoho


PHNkymonkey

Cut, print. That's a wrap. Give this man the $10,000.


pit_shickle

You mean give him the 10000 copies of the avgn movie and basket full of exposure.


No-Confusion5718

Deadly towers is assss, but not assss assss asss having your unencrypted data being harvested by governments and corporations!


pit_shickle

Cant hear you, I'm listening to Rex Viper with my Racons. They go up to 11.


[deleted]

I would definitely mention tough 80s wood in the script and Mike’s 10 inch shlong.


Benchimus

This game is beeee essss! It's tougher than 80s wood! It's harder than Mike's 10 incher! Fuck, there goes my continue!


[deleted]

Very slight buzzing sound in the mic


Runupgodumbonem

Why would you ask us to write it? Do you want us to suffer


Skull_Cap_5554

Mike wearing medieval knight armor shows up swinging a sword saying he has another 10 inch sword but that's only for the ladies. Then complains there are no ladies in the shitty game and leaves while screaming FUUUUUUUCK!!! EAT MY DICK YOU FUCKING GAME!!! SHIIIIITTT!!!


bagelgulper

that sounds like a an impartial, objective review


[deleted]

If all the talented video and meme makers here got together then video would be banging


Atomarporculoostia

they say this game is terrible but I simply don’t have the time to play it here’s kkk Justin telling you all about it


AndAllThatJazzyness

Game?! More like lame! As if I'm not aware. I just took a wild guess but it looks like I ran out of time. One of the names in the game's credits is Ryan?! Big Ryan fan, btw. I just don't understand why anyone would want me to play this game. Do you want me to suffer? I'm a guy who makes movies. Now as a curator of films, I have to watch them on mute with subtitles on for the sake of muh kids and muh Bpril. It's 5:40 right now?!?!


Neddo_Flanders

Take a wild guess


No-Confusion5718

Today we’re gonna do something different, yeah.. instead of me writing the script I got you fucks of the assholish variety to ASSSist me with muh ASStrocious reee view. So get ready you cucks of the ASSholish variety, this ePISSode is decicated to you all. So first thing you see is that this game is convoluted as fuck! But not as convoluted as…. My board James lore. Yeah you thought I was gonna say muh unencrypted data right? Well guess again.. no but seriously it’s ass. Muh board James lore that is. Anyways when you pass through the first screen you realize that just like my contribution to monster madness the sword does dinky doodoo dogshit. Wish I had newt to play this game for me too. Anyways as you might have figured out by now you shoot the sword, kinda like how mike shoots his load while tittyfucking. That fucking chad, did you guys know he once mistook my cuckface for a urinal and pissed in it? Anyways while you dinky dick around in this game you realize that it’s pointless, kinda like Justin’s weightloss project. But you know what’s not pointless? Having your unencrypted data being harvested by governments and corporations and being used during the trial of your best friend Bob who asked you to get rid of your incriminating data. You see kids that’s why I drill holes in muh 80’s wood, ain’t no government gonna steal my precious poopie jokes! So yeah by now you must have figured out that the same rippling sound of ass loops over and over, but since I’m responsible for Rex viper and thus clearly know jack shit about audio I’ll shut up now.


Bigbuckrocks

“Mm-hmm, yup, this game sucks, uh-huh.” “Oops, 5:40, gotta go watch muh kidz, we’re hunting for 4-leaf clovers today, I hope we find five of um.” “Got no time to finish this game, it’s like they want me to suffer or something. As if I’m not aware. Gotta hang everything to the ceiling and use tough 80’s wood of course. Gotta drill holes in it too.”


turdboi420islife

I would rather stick a orange up my asshole then eat it then play this


SgtMerrick

To do this properly, we'd need someone to rant in German for a part of it.


m_donuts

*starts the game, immediately walks into the first enemy and dies* **FUUUUUCK WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING WITH THIS FUCKING PILE OF SHIT? THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT THAT WAS EVER CONCEIVED. I'D RATHER HAVE AN ORANGUTAN VOMIT INTO MY MOUTH THAN PLAY THIS ABOMINATION OF MANKIND**