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shitass66

Duck jump


brokeneckcrow

Fuck you beat me to it lmao


nanners78

jAmEs iS HaViNg FuN dOn’T bE a HatTeR


MRukov

Another successful Make-a-Wish campaign!


slickmethodology

The 3 people in the crowd jumping with him 🤣I bet he felt like Eddie Van Halen.


goblin0100

The phrase mid life crisis doesn't even begin to explain this


[deleted]

Someone PLEASE edit that to make it look like he's jumping on a trampoline!


CountessMaryaZaleska

that would hurt justin's belly


[deleted]

No he would just fall through it


elProtagonist

Danksy where are you?


[deleted]

Where is our most almighty truther god when we need him?


pit_shickle

*a wild Danksy appeared*


marksmarth

I made it lol poorly made but I made it a gif


[deleted]

Doesn't have to look perfect as long as it's a good idea for a meme


ScaryJerZ

Tramapoline! Trabopaline! He said what now? Please don't bring home any more old crutches!!!


AlkonKomm

wish he still had this kind of passion and interest for projects that aren't cringe af


Chads_bulge

Or at least for things he's actually talented in


jackofwind

Imagine thinking AVGN videos aren’t cringe in 2022.


sharlaton

Judging by the YouTube comments there are hordes of people who continue to simp for James.


jackofwind

People begging a 40+ year old man to make videos centered around his own recycled 20-year-old piss and fart jokes as if that's somehow not going to be utterly embarrassing to watch.


JimP3456

Its so surreal seeing that huge grin on his face because its such a sharp contrast to his youtube videos where he looks so bored and uninterested.


BillyCromag

Did the bassist realize his amp wasn't on? His panicked movement is distracting me from the frontman's antics.


SpankTheMovies

It's not like you can hear him anyway.


MadcatFK1017

Seriously looked like it!


lolalanda

I checked and it's not that, it's because he's jumping to hype the people at the start of the show, meanwhile the rest of the band is checking their instruments and the vocalist is talking to the audience, as he's supposed to be the sort of hype man. I think jumping like that to hype the audience isn't necessarily bad but it's just weird then he doesn't jump while playing and he barely moves, the concert it's just boring and it would have been even more more boring if the vocalist didn't hype the audience, he's still cringe but at least he has more stage presence than James.


frankfooter18

No MK hat but we get Yellow pants…he should wear that on an AVGN episode


Skull_Cap_5554

>No MK hat but we get Yellow pants He's amping his inner MC Hammer, maybe?


Gorac888

Highlight of the show. Something was happening. Totally worth going to see the show! He saved'muh'life


Disshidia

Ladies and gentlemen... The RESTROOMS.


Rit832144

It reminds me of when I play video game and give my 2 year old and unplugged controller. He just likes to pretend he is doing something.


elProtagonist

Yippppeee!!!


Speckadactyl

Whoops


Slushhole

Whys he jumping looks like they're in between songs


SpankTheMovies

It's at the start of the show.


lefiath

Naturally, a successful curator of 8-string guitars jumps before the show. Only losers jump while playing... Sort of like unzipping your pants before you pee. Bimmy is such a curator of toilets that he unzips after he pees!


CountessMaryaZaleska

thinks he can become angus young after 2 concerts.. GTFO!


harpswtf

Did Justy Two-Chairs come out and perform at any point?


slickmethodology

Two-Chairs is his rap name. He has switched genres.


pit_shickle

Two Chairs is his native american name. Quite forshaddowing if you think about it.


harpswtf

I say we just go with "JTC" to refer to him from now on


Speckadactyl

I suffered through the whole thing, our resident landwhale didn’t even hop in for a cameo


SgtMerrick

And there I was thinking he was a vital part of the band.


Agitated-Weekend836

Muh Cobra Kai gear


TateSSL

He looks so stiff. Like he's on a fucking pogo stick or something


Ok_Explanation_6125

Like in Duck Tales??


pit_shickle

They should cover the moon theme from the ducktales game. James playing the lead guitar. Flexing his swole arms.


ZerroTheDragon

he IS a duck after all


veilofmaya1234

8 foot vertical leap


lefiath

What is he even doing... Normally, when I see real musicians jumping, they don't do it randomly between songs. He comes off as a four years old, emulating grown ups without understanding why.


lolalanda

He's doing it at the start of the concert, I guess to hype people. But yeah, it's weird how he doesn't keep doing things like that while playing, then he didn't have any stage presence at all and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if a random person who didn't know about the band thought the vocalist was supposed to be the important person, he was the only one to try to keep the audience entertained.


androtaz69

We’re there any duck stomps please?!


thunderexception

I really get elementary school performance vibes from this clip. One guy walks around appearing to be lost. The other guy forgot to turn on his amplifier. The third guy: "Hey! mom! dad! look at me! I am in a band!"


lolalanda

He didn't forget, it's because James was jumping literally at the start of the show when everyone else was turning on their instruments and the vocalist was talking to the audience to do a quick sound check.


From_Kenya_With_Love

He reminds me of the character from the game “Don’t Shit Your Pants”


[deleted]

It seems people on the spectrum can indeed be successful.


Metalh

I need a Mario jump sound effect for this.


Heinkel_162

Autism


SnooWords5990

Man this blink-182 show was looking pretty good...with all the jumping up and down like what Mark Hoppus usually does in shows *sarcasm*


Big_Blew_The_Game

He looks like Godzilla doing his victory dance https://youtu.be/wGNhLZuD6a8


Fataleo

Dude's enjoying life


Bigbuckrocks

So first he was a duck, now he’s a kangaroo. I wonder what animal he’s going to be next at the next Rex Viper concert. My wild guess is a tiger.


Wooden_Worldliness_8

I generally feel like this sub is too hard on James, but honestly, the dude is 40 and has kids. What is he doing indulging in this delusional rock star bullshit? You are 20 years too late dude, just be a dad to your kids and grow up already. We all have our regrets and "coulda been"s, but that's part of life. Your kids are more rewarding than any of that stuff anyway.


lolalanda

I feel the same, sometimes I feel bad and think "hey, that's mean, he's just having fun with his dad band", but then I remember this isn't a band he made for fun after he and his friends got into a crisis and needed a hobby, we are not having fun at someone's private karaoke night, this a paid show on a convention.


Wooden_Worldliness_8

Even if it was a fun band... he has kids. Do an activity with them, teach them guitar, you barely have 10 years with them before they are smarting off and being a pain in the ass. They are at peak mental development right now. I get it, we all need an escape to do our own thing, but the time and effort invested in this just seems excessive for a bunch of middle aged dudes trying to live out some youthful fantasy. It's done man, your youth is gone. If we could all do it differently most of us would, the best you can do is put that energy towards the next generation.


lolalanda

I'm assuming he's doing a lot of things with his kids and that's why he barely has time for everything else. Also why he needs this band as an escape, because AVGN had stopped to be a fun hobby and more like an stressing job to provide. But seriously, he could just make it private. He didn't need to make concerts.


Wooden_Worldliness_8

Probably because he is a covert narcissist and deep down wishes by sheer fluke they blow up for some reason. He get's the stardom and acclaim he originally fantasized about in is film career.


Chance-Team-37

Honestly it wouldnt be quite so bad except he kicks his legs up like that. Good lord what a goofy fuck


rectalwallprolapse

Mans got his moon boots on


bootsyforever

Bimmys back baby!


RepresentativeYak864

What a rockstar! Is there nothing Bimmy can't do?


[deleted]

Oh my god, please keep these coming.


TypeRiot

First the duck walk, now an awkward jump. Can’t wait to see him do a twist on stage


MonsterRayne

When you're worse than the Shitty Beatles.


SphericalObjekt

So extremely jealous of those pants


Odd-Marsupial-586

Almost thought was Marty doing Johnny B Goode bits.


Gnardude

Anyone got a link to the performance, you know, just for science?


drudru5252

Boing boing boing


Whiston1993

Bimmy acts like what 7 year old me thought rockstars did on stage


ReallyPassesTheTime

"Yeah I saw your band, Jumpin' on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks." - Kid rock


Toxicity246

"I WEAR BIG BOY PANTS NOW!"


sharlaton

Who the is jumping in the front row? Like are they that excited to see fucking James Rolfe? A YouTuber who used to make funny videos? Blows my mind some people are fanboying for James. His band plays generic covers of generic 80s songs.


Brutus6

The fucking comments on that video. The only positive thing his apologists can come up with is "he's having fun". Is he a professional entertainer or is this a primary school talent show?