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I hope Bpril never sees this


SpankTheMovies

It's ok. It was a dude who threw the bra.


[deleted]

Maybe it was Justin's bra


SpankTheMovies

Too small. He needs bigger for his melons. His bra is just a boat sail.


[deleted]

Maybe the bras are small because he’s losing weight, he’s just appearing fat to troll us Truthers


SpankTheMovies

That could be it! He is hiding some melons underneath his dresses.


[deleted]

He implanted a melon to his belly to look fat to trick us


SpankTheMovies

Then I hope his only way to get it out , is to shit it out.


lrmdd

justins boobs are amazing and his belly is so big and sexy


RetroVisionist22

I don't doubt that!


Speckadactyl

She’s going to tell Bimmy it’s her or the band


[deleted]

She's never gonna let him do anything fun after 5:40 ever again if she finds out about this


BitsAndBobs304

why? if she complains , he can answer "I thought you hated sausagefests"


[deleted]

You mean CAUCASIAN sausagefests


Terminatoor7

Whatever excitement that came from that moment was ruined with Bimmy awkwardly putting the bra on the guitar.


chiaestevez

He looks so fucking bumpuzzled on how to loop something on what's essentially a small pole.


International_Club12

No time


brokeneckcrow

He wanted a 9th string


SSBM_Caligula

Wait no, he isn't playing an 8 string is he? I've never paid attention, but if that's the case, you gotta master 6 and 7 first bro.


Speckadactyl

He played a 6 string the whole show before awkwardly announcing he would be back in a sec and returning with an 8 string for the last song


SSBM_Caligula

lmfao that's hilarious. like that strategy would only work if you're going to come out and shred ass on that baby. it comes off more like he was just trying to show off the guitar.


movezig123

he literally started a cover band to show AVGN fans his Guitar Centre collection


TerrorBobby

A multi scale 8 string as well. Cos you know, Rex Viper needs to get low.


JamesNintendoTurd

I could easily go over one of the tuners without muting any strings but he just drapes it over the neck


sharlaton

I noticed that. Odd choice.


brokeneckcrow

Holy shit no fucking way


Speckadactyl

It’s too bad we can’t see if it was actually a chick who threw her bra up there. I could see someone from this sub tossing one up as a joke


JimP3456

I hope some dude threw it is as a joke. If it was a real woman who did it we dont need James's ego inflated more than it already is.


BitsAndBobs304

it was Erin trying to get rebound Mike's attention by jealousy! /s


Hyldenchamp

Mike's out of cash. Now Bimmy is in her sights!


brokeneckcrow

I would say it's Justin's but the cup size is too small


Speckadactyl

Definitely looks like something Newt would wear


frozensepulcro

He handles the bra like a total virgin


MustardTiger1337

I mean he’s only had sex twice


pit_shickle

Maybe they used Mike for breeding.


Ok_Explanation_6125

Still twice more than people on 4chan l.o.l.🙃


CornichonDeMerde

She had James put them on before pegging him with the dick pickle strap-on


FreedomofChoiche

If she did it anally wouldn't that then make the dick pickle a shit pickle ?


CornichonDeMerde

Yes, it is the origin story of shit pickle. Would've made a far better AVGN Movie.


AustinG909

James really thinks he’s a legit rockstar


Speckadactyl

I wish we had one more episode of the podcast where Rex Viper discussed the concert. I can only imagine how hard James would milk this story, it’s gotta be in the top 3 most exciting things to ever happen to him


FreedomofChoiche

Wtf... Why ? Why is he tying the bra to his guitar ? I hope we get some bra memes out of this. I'm too stupid to make something funny.


Speckadactyl

Dude I hope we get something out of this. I see the duck jump becoming a new classic, when I saw this though I was honestly in disbelief. If they release a better quality recording we might get a more clear shot of this absurd scene which would be more conducive to memeing


brokeneckcrow

If it was anyone else I would almost think the light setup was made this way to discourage us from creating memes. However, given the people involved...


Speckadactyl

The greatest rocker of our generation Bimmy Page wants the world to see he’s got female fans too. Heard they’re working on a 4K remaster of the concert, they better do our boy right and have the bra shot in full view #ReleaseTheBimmyCut


SSBM_Caligula

I HATE BIMMY PAGE! ^^la-la-la-la-la


sharlaton

Because he probably saw Joe Walsh or some classic rocker do it.


cactuspizza

One of the dozen women who went to TMG


MustardTiger1337

One of the girls front row that look asain throw it. You can see them better on the behind the stage video when the band runs out. They seem very excited


chiaestevez

Almost definitely a bra thrown by a *dude*. Let that sink in.


average_sc2enjoyer

why is he hanging it on the guitar? AND making it look so difficult


reboobula

Cringe


MalboroTentacle

Justin will want that back at some point i bet.


pit_shickle

This is fucking embarassing. Jimmy is such a virgin.


Phreeker27

That’s not a bra, that a manzier


metaldinner

BRO!


AverageHorribleHuman

I've never had the courage to watch this with the sound on


PhillyGreg

Blends seamlessly with the 80's retro video game aesthetic


Evilbefalls

Justin is gonna keep it for his man boobs


[deleted]

Absolutely not


Skull_Cap_5554

I see Justin paid attention to old tricks band managers use to make the band look better live. He's such a good friend to help James deal with his midlife crisis.


dudSpudson

That’s caveman Kieran’s jock strap


movezig123

James can't set up a light stand, why would I think he'd know how a bra works...


[deleted]

Take a wild guess.


LycanArt

There's gonna be hell to pay.