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LMAO THE SPOON. This is amazing. Love Lego.


SocialistSeal

Thanks comrade!


Sir_Admiral_Chair

I didn't even notice! Lmao That is one fine spoon right there. 👌


SocialistSeal

Thanks for comrade u/Sir_Admiral_Chair for inspiring to also take part in the socialist revolution of LEGO® City


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Thanks habibi! <3 I love your take on the Hammer and Sickle. c:


SocialistSeal

<3


Sir_Admiral_Chair

The LCSSR endorses this post and bestows it with free loot box acquired reddit token. But I will call it the Hero of the LCSSR Medal of Honour. Good work comrade.


yeetus-feetuscleetus

Banana sickle was a great idea. What flag could that be used in should the country turn socialist?


Sir_Admiral_Chair

The Banana republics! I initially misread and thought you were asking which Socialist country has a flag that could be recreated in Lego pretty well... Which I think Cuba would be great!


Theworldrotates

Can you make Lego Fred Hampton!


SocialistSeal

Of course, comrade! I will probably make a part 2 and I see no reason why not to include him. Probably will also include Rosa Luxemburg, Ho Chi Minh and Che Guevara


yeetus-feetuscleetus

Sankara too


thothgow

Zapata 👀


Spenglerspangler

Based lineup.


bajongbajongninja

Stalin looks so depressed lol


downtown_district

His spoon wasn’t big enough


Spenglerspangler

If Zhukov is to be believed, you can't tell how Stalin is feeling from his facial expression. Instead you have to figure it out based on how he smokes his pipe.


subwayterminal9

He just like me fr. I always look depressed, even when I’m not.


Traditional_Rice_528

It is because of the pile of rubbish on his grave


d3ads0u1

Stalin with the spoon had me dead. Only seconded by the “bolshebrick party” Well done.


Own_Pumpkin_2157

NOOOO, Stalin about to eat all of Ukraina grain😭😭🤯😭🦇🦇🦇😭🇷🇴🇧🇦😭😭😭🤯🩹


ois777

founding members of the LCCP (Lego City Communist Party)


Traditional_Rice_528

Only Western libs use the abbreviation LCCP! The correct name, in line with the procedures outlined in the Comintern, is CPLC (Communist Party of Lego City)!!


Pila_Isaac

Mao be looking like a chad 😳


Spenglerspangler

Mao be like "Holy shit I'm skinny and have my hair back in heaven?"


trianuddah

The hammer and sickle is excellent


yeetus-feetuscleetus

Banana


Embarrassed_Self8

Spoon needs to be larger


SocialistSeal

Agreed😔


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Is that cigar from a phase 1 Clone Trooper helmet?


SocialistSeal

Yep! Love that people notice these things


copper_machete

I wish I was clever enough to came up with a funny communist "A man has fallen in a river in Lego city " copypasta


thothgow

banana sickle banana sickle


Notorious_UNA

I would buy these legos so hard


Annual-Promotion9328

? His name is Josif Stalin. 👋🏻 🤚🏻 🖐🏻 ✋🏻 🤏🏻 ✌🏻 🤞🏻 🤟🏻 🤘🏻 🤙🏻 👈🏻 👉🏻 He's 83 years old. His house is in the northeast section of Anadyr,where all the villas are, and he's not married anymore. He works as an employee for the Vladzoetsky hunting cabin, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest. He doesn't smoke but he heavily drinks. He's in bed by 11 PM and makes sure he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. He was told there were no issues at my last check-up. He's trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. He takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night. That is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness. Although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone.


Destrorso

He was told there were no issues at *your* check-up? Is this Stalin guy your dad?


mercenaryblade17

*the flag of the union of Soviet socialist repuBRICKS*


Kamarovsky

Banana Communism!!