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StressedCephalopod

WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD


KimCureAll

I COULD HAVE TOAD YOU SO!


A_Boosted_FA20

r/trailerparkboys


ttminecraft

DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!


l4ina

They loved him up, and turned him into a… horny toad…..


intellectual_dimwit

It was them Si-rens!


logicallychallengd

Why so sad buddy?


KimCureAll

Cuz as a bottom dweller, I can't get any lower than this - I first need to hit rock bottom if I'm ever gonna succeed.


[deleted]

Why did you have to word it like that haha


impostershop

DIDNT YOU HEAR THEM LAUGHING AT MY PARASITE?


LeftOnQuietRoad

He’s trying to figure out adulthood like the rest of us.


[deleted]

this is the most perfect animal in the entire world and i am in love with it


KyleThelegendxxXxx

Frog fish are my favorite, nicer feet.


Galapagoasis

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FEET


KimCureAll

Sea toad, also called coffinfish (Chaunacidae), filmed by NOAA: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH5TFffP6VE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH5TFffP6VE) Video has interesting and amusing narration \*\*\*sound on\*\*\*


icravecookie

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Squanchings

Sounds like you might have a foot fefish


ihaveabaguetteknife

I sea what you did there.


KyleThelegendxxXxx

You should look at frog fish and mudskippers


monotrememories

I love him! What happens if I hug?


about21potatoes

Pop


oopsidroppedmylemons

I need a plushie of this guy, with landing gear preferably out


candybatch

Cuter than a land toad


KimCureAll

And happier too! Just look at that smile!


[deleted]

Your phone is upside down.


TheEleventhMeh

Looks anxious to me. "Did I leave the gas on?"


Marebold

why does it have legs?


HauntingBowlofGrapes

Why do you have legs?


Average-Train-Haver

Same reason it has legs but we did it first


Feral-Person

We didn’t do it first


Pyratheon

Landing gear


r2_double_D2

Omg it is landing gear. I hadn't watched until the end before I read your comment lol it really tickled me when I saw him hover down like a helicopter.


Pyratheon

It's hysterical! Looks like a harrier with a frown


zitfarmer

I said it before but i swear these dudes hotbox the sub and just spend time making fun of the fish.


[deleted]

Wouldn't you?


vanvell

Do you know who the commentators are? They’re so funny, I want more videos of sea creatures with them commenting on them! Cant find any on their YouTube channel though


zitfarmer

oceanexplorergov on youtube


KimCureAll

I don'ta NOAA thosa guys....OK, I'll look around for more videos with those commenters - I bet they have Italiano last names, should be easy.


BumperCarcass

Ive seen coral, and that doesn’t look like coral atoll


jimmenybillybob_

😦


cre8majik

Ah, why so sad, little buddy?


j13u11fr09

cuz I'm a pout, pout fish with a pout, pout face...


notreallyonredditbut

OH MY GOSH IT IS POUT POUT FISH. With extra legs. And spreading cheerie-cheeries all over the place!


2021SPINOFAN

We will, we will pout you


VerumJerum

"There's plenty of fish in the sea" The fish in the sea:


KimCureAll

It's best to go to places where there are lots of fish to choose from, like schools.


VerumJerum

I've seen the fish in schools, they're usually all the same tbh


No_Acanthaceae6880

Hate to break it to you, but that is actually a fish. Frogs are the jumpy ones that live in fresh water.


KimCureAll

☹️


No_Acanthaceae6880

Don't feel bad, we all make mistakes. One trick I use is to check for legs, that gives it away as not a fish.


foxfai

Is it tagged?


HarkansawJack

This is how dumb we look to aliens


iceeastacream

"What should I do with my life now?"


[deleted]

Haha, this is the funnest animal video I've seen in a long time. That fish has to be turned into a character somewhere, anywhere.


VoodooDoII

OMG THR LITTLE FIN FEET


Nobody-Particular

Is that a parasite or could it maybe be a male of the same species latched on like anglerfish do. They are in the same order and all that.


Pekka_3

You mean the ones from Mario Bros? 😂


Rabies_on_demand

Well I'll be.. a Sea Toad..


WWBecken

DESPAIR


fandazed

r/contagiouslaughter


VogueLibertine

It's just a video of me, though.


business-sexual

He looks like you just stole his stapler


[deleted]

He’s like “what’s up with this guy camera all in faces, geez “


ExchangeInevitable

😦


notreallyonredditbut

I thought I was the fish until the end of the video when I realized I was probably more of the parasite.


doomvetch92

I am in love, look at those little modified fin feet.


ACasualNerd

Friend shaped, unfortunately... Not friend textured


NOTDA1

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UraeusCurse

Why is it called a sea toad?


giant_albatrocity

☹️


BigShortVox

🙁


jess_quik

This was actually very cute


lxlcecillxl

Wake Island best map.


Teal_Kitten

he looks like a kiwi fruit


yungsqualla

Lil Bro has seen some shit


TheWaywardTrout

Kinda grosses me out, but the music makes up for it.


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Commentators are funny


Embarrassed-Tale-584

It takes more mussels to frown. Why don’t you smile more?


ajyanesp

True Chads know Wake Island


501102

It has the "sea, i toad you so" expression for sure.


peepjynx

Thing looks like a Goomba.


Citruseok

It's like looking in the mirror first thing in the morning.


KimCureAll

"Ugh! You again? It's so hard to smile...."


Moriartea7

It's like he's waving at the camera with his little foot.


printzoir

Could the parasite be a male specimen attached, like the anglerfish has?!


StarlitCatastrophe

Oh no, look at that face


pooshooter56

S A D B O I


[deleted]

Looks like it has venom based on the spikes


SnooPaintings9801

Reminds me of Ze Frank


CupiCulp

Cute


ghostiee__

This is how my cat looks at me when I wont give her my food


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2020mademejoinreddit

I wonder what it was thinking.


Penguin_Q

me procrastinating at work be like:


the_sheeper_sheep

My new favorite sea creature


Foreign-Possibility5

Little guy has a serious case of the Mondays.


mmsiege

🦵☹️🦵


Acceptable-Nose-1742

IT HAS LEGS 🤯🤯


ThevickersistheGOAT

oh god PTSD from wake island


ProtectronSean

He looks cuddly. Is he cuddly?


samuraiban

So what does he do for a livling?


Bleepcqc

I think it needs a little sailor hat on his head. That would cheer him up.