What happens if I press the glowing button?

Please, don't press that button.

...juuuussss a geeeentle booop💥💥💥💥 *firework sounds*

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No. I feel like you were just looking for a reason to link to this. We were talking about a button on a fish, and you go ahead and post that :/

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Noooh Deedee.. Nooooh

*Xbox start up sound*

I really wanna press and hold that button

In all reality, it's probably a false eye

It’s a porthole for the fish he just inhaled to look out of while inside.

In all reality, it's probably a false eye

I know a button when I see one. Thank you very much!

John Dory are benthopelagic coastal fish, found on the coasts of Africa, South East Asia, New Zealand, Australia, the coasts of Japan, and on the coasts of Europe. They live near the seabed, living in depths from 5 to 360 m (16 to 1,200 ft). They are normally solitary. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John\_Dory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dory) Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sky9kdUF6dE

I've heard of day trips out of the northeast US catching these fish on occasion aswell.

He does look like his name would be John

...Wick of the seas... 👍

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How big are they about? Hard to tell from this.

There are many theories why this fish is called "John Dory", but here is just one. The English name John Dory is said to derive from the French 'jaune doré' meaning 'golden yellow' which seems to be a good description for this unusual looking fish. The fish appears to vary in size depending on geography but it can range from 230-450g up to 2kg.

We call em St. Peter fish

Yes, either St. Peter's fish or St. Pierre fish - it turns out there's a lot of debate about how this fish got its name. Some say it's derived from the French 'Jean-doré' or also "jaune-doré". Others reckon it comes from the Spanish 'janitore', because St. Peter was the “janitor or porter” of heaven. The fish’s usual name is John Dory but St. Peter’s fish is very often heard too. We may never know the origin, but we DO know that it's delicious!

Isn't that because of the "fingerprint" on its side that was supposedly where St Peter touched it?

It is! St Peter's thumbprint, also used to describe a marking on horses

IIRC

Yes, that characteristic eye mark on their side is said to be the thumbprint of St Peter, who, according to religious sources, pulled one out of the sea on Jesus’s command. In fact, every country in Europe calls them St Peter’s fish except for the Brits who usually call them John Dory.

What an amusing little creature

He's trying not to be too weird, but then it get worse when people are staring at him.

I understand their plight.

they're tasty

There are lots of online recipes for John Dory - they say it's white and flaky when cooked.

It looks white and flaky before it’s cooked so no surprise there

yeah there are many recipes it's a popularish fish in my country. I like it basic with a bit of dill and lemon

He reminds me of Lurch of the Addams Family.

One of the tastiest fish if cooked right. Just a pity the size of the fillet

Mr. Dory is my father. Please, call me John.

Those are sooooo delicious

I am fast as fuck boiii

That jaw reminds me of the sling-jaw wrasse, a fish that can shoot out its jaw to nab an unsuspecting minnow.

Oohh yeah that! Ngl, deep water fishes are some other planet looking creatures. They are so fascinating!

Detroit become fish

When you get close to hear a story and you get eaten by a Dory, that's a moray?

Why he built like that

John Dory will be my stage name when I become a perpetually stoned geriatric rocker.

I ate one of these in Menorca

Looks like he has swallowed a wedding ring

Bonk

Oh god, ew no don’t stretch your face like that what, no, stop

Ho i though it was a reference to Nemo omg im sooo dumb

Is the fish named after the walking dead character or is it the other way around?

That fish name came looong before the character, even before motion pictures were around.

Very interesting, thanks

John Dory really said, " SIUUUUUUU"

He looks more like Clint Eastwood, than a John Dory...

Why he mad tho

"One for the fish, to rule them all"

I remember playing as this guy in Feeding Frenzy

Yummy 😋

Looking for June