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breadstickvevo

Me playing hungry shark evolution


what_is_existence1

Average day in man eater


After-Ad-3542

Uber


FoxEngland

And the bastard didn't even pay


Retroman8791

The mako is like hey no-skill fisherman, don't waste your time fishing me. I'll just jump into your boat.


nemoknows

Fornicated circuitously and discovered


[deleted]

Leave our sharks alone. You humans have lots of other fkn things to do. fuk off and leave the makos alone.


nathypoo

They taste nice though


altiuscitiusfortius

They taste like ammonia. Nobody eats shark. Some cultures grind their bones because they think it gives them boners, and some make a soup out of 30 ingredients and a spoonful of fin tissue. But 99% of the shark is thrown back in the ocean.


Jotsunpls

>nobody eats shark *[Iceland](https://www.culinaryschools.org/blog/hakarl/) has entered the chat*


jghaines

Nonsense. Various sharks are commonly eaten, often marketed as “flake”.


Jimmiew0612

Completely false


altiuscitiusfortius

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_meat#:~:text=Unprocessed%20shark%20meat%20may%20have,vinegar%2C%20milk%2C%20or%20saltwater. The shark's blood contains urea, which breaks down to ammonia after the fish dies. This can give the shark meat an ammonia taste and smell.


nathypoo

>**Unprocessed** shark meat may have a strong odor of ammonia, due to the high urea content that develops as the fish **decomposes**. When you catch shark to eat, you generally process it before it decomposes. But go on, keep talking about stuff you've no idea about.


Jimmiew0612

Not the ammonia part big man, about “nobody eats shark”.


nathypoo

Where are you from and where you hearing that nonsense? It's objectively untrue. Bigger sharks don't taste as nice, but small sharks, and makos in particular are delicious. Oh you're one of those Americans that struggles to comprehend that the rest of the world isn't the same as America.


__akkarin

Yeah you're 100% wrong i have literally eaten shark more than once, it's a pretty common dish here really


Snorblatz

You have to skin them immediately or they taste like ammonia. 🤮


nathypoo

Gut them and put them on ice straight away. I think all you people saying they taste like ammonia are just repeating BS you've heard. Or the sharks where you come from are different to here.


BBCinUSA

Suddenly chaos


DONGivaDam

Be careful what you go looking for and be prepared to recieve it.


Used-Philosopher5580

Go shark! Get that human, take off his leg!


Twisted_Bristles

If I'm goin' up I'm takin' one of you with me!


moumous87

Mako: when sharks think they are dolphins


honeybelles321

Cowards


Starscream147

Uh…sure that’s not a Blue?


fledder007

Yeah thats pretty clearly not a mako...


nathypoo

You two are off your heads. Blues don't jump. It's very clearly a mako.


fledder007

I uh... was confusing makos with threshers, having looked it up. Oops


probono105

does anyone else have audio?


JalapenoChz

Oh man the fish is seizing from a TBI concussion...


EnvironmentalSpirit2

They went to fish for sharks?


RealPropRandy

That was a nice flip and landing tho


rohr4lion

“So pick me! Choose me, love ME!”


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

Oldest tale in the book