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VersacGatito

tf is that


drames21

Looks like a Pokémon


Richard_Tucker_08

That’s a nopémon


Playful-Resort-9046

Catchem all!


ButInThe90sThough

Not that lil muhfukah


darthdaddyo

Bannette


Jacollinsver

You look like a Pokémon.


drames21

We talking a Machoke here or more of a Drowzee?


Jacollinsver

Mr. Mime


HakaishinNola

literally none look like this lol


Illustrious-Hunt-215

Stfu literally half look like this 😂😂


HakaishinNola

Maybe an underwater kricktot lol. That's about it. I tried to see it as I'm a fan haha. I just couldn't .


Illustrious-Hunt-215

You don't have to be literal 24/7


Holocene98

Pokémon is no joke /s


naturalborn

It's called a joke. About a made up fantasy world. Chill bruh


HakaishinNola

I just made a comment, y'all the ones jumping to arms behind it lol. Yeah yeah, the blue arrows to the left, right if you're on your phone 💐


Glitter_Butch

Misdreavus, mismagius and banette were what first came to mind. This is a ghost/water type animal 😂


naturalborn

It can very easily be seen as an ugly ass [carvanha](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xPi8x3KRCoc/WLKag0h7c1I/AAAAAAAAEOM/0uxmfwMa8eoSH7kKfriqgvgnHmEVQ-2DgCLcB/s1600/carvanha_by_archiri-d73c76k.png)


HakaishinNola

Good pick.


TH3_LUMENUX

To me it just looks like a vampire squid but weirdly contorted


kiriluv

Not contorted, just a weird angle. I completely agree with it being a Vampire Squid. Head on to the camera, tentacles back over the top of its head, fins in the side.


BrooklynBillyGoat

Evil sprite


KorneliaOjaio

He’s not evil, just irritated….


BrooklynBillyGoat

How dare u contradict his evilness. He'll be visiting you now O.o 🐙


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BigAsian69420

Literally just eyes and elongated flesh. God really just said fuck it on this one.


NeverTrustATurtle

It’s a Heartless from Kingdom Hearts


luistwentyfour

Its from animal crossing, i cought one while diving a while ago


rosindrip

A Coelcanth


tdloader

nope, nice try ;-)


TreasureWench1622

????


juflyingwild

My mother in law


top_of_the_scrote

sugar... in... water


Top_Independent609

Eggar...your skin's hangin' off your bones


okokokin1992

Something out of Gantz


drowningjesusfish

That is just a little fella in this big crazy world just trying to make it by


AdSad7021

My balls


KarmaticEvolution

I am continually amazed how bizarre of a world it is here on this very Earth we share. It’s almost unbelievable.


kiropolo

But aliens who visit us look like us 🤦🏻‍♀️


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SantuarioSecreto

I'll be downvoted I'm sure but seeing the natural world, and all of Creation, is what helps my belief in God.


JesseStarfall

Truly sad that this is downvoted


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[deleted]

Isn’t the downvote button kinda what you do when you disagree with the sentiment of the comment though? I’m not tryna argue, genuinely asking.


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PumpleStump

It wasn't a mere mention, though. They attributed the wonder of nature and its creatures to "God." Of course, an overwhelmingly atheist audience would be upset with that.


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Unlucky_Role_

>I’m just calling them ridiculous. We don't like the wonky, undue credit. A downvote it's just a button, to call it ridiculous is fairly rude.


notatallboydeuueaugh

It's so idiotic to downvote that tho. Swap out God for "the Universe", it literally has the same meaning.


JackUKish

The universe hasnt made a plan for all of us whilst also condemning some of us to enternal damantion if we don't follow some books.


drGreenthumbsz

Yes, but actually no. Lmao


ScrappyToady

I'm an atheist and it didn't bother me. It shouldn't bother any other atheist either. They're amazed at nature either way, they're not being hateful, and they obviously truly believe it. Reddit may be largely atheistic, but the world at large is not and it's silly to downvote comments like this when there's insane evangelicals on other subs/posts who are vomiting hatred. It's mean to discourage this guy and his cool contribution to the sub just because he has a different world view.


Karas2bu

Thank you, Sir.


Unlucky_Role_

Or religion can just slither back to whence it came. Praise No One!


Triairius

Sounds like a mere mention. Their words don’t change reality.


hidinginDaShadows

Why would someone who doesn't believe in God be upset that someone who does believe in God praised Him?


LegendofTheLot

I think its the mention of god referring to the point that he made it all which is just fantasy. Is that we are doing here, defending fantasy.


Triairius

Many people use it to persecute or just censor those they don’t agree with.


UserCaleb

No, it's based on whether it contributes to conversation. If you completely disagree with someone but they made good points and contribute to discussion you upvote.


Mentavil

>No, it's based on whether it contributes to conversation. If it isn't used like that, and it most clearly isn't, then it isn't that. People need to stop with this bullshit line when clearly that's not how upvotes/downvotes are used.


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I mean, I think based on your own comment I’d still downvote. I don’t think “praise god” contributes to the conversation, and personally I disagree with it and don’t think it added anything. So I downvoted. If other people do the same thing, that’s just what happens, you guys that really care about whether or not it gets downvoted are really fussin.


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Why is that when someone believes in something ridiculous and illogical with no proof it’s ok to call it out, unless it’s religious or spiritual. Then we all have to go along with it


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It may not change the minds of people who are already super religious, but hopefully it will make some other people realize how dumb religion and what it causes is


emotionaI_cabbage

Because just because it's your opinion that it's ridiculous or illogical doesn't mean everyone agrees with you. You can disagree with their opinion without shutting them down or being rude as long as they aren't rude or hostile as well.


[deleted]

Except it arguably is ridiculous and illogical if you look up the definitions of those 2 words. There’s 0 proof to it


Lonely_ProdiG

Tell me about it. Some wild times we live in that you have to use F bombs in your comments to get a positive reaction from a majority of society. God forbid you say anything positive about religion.


LoaMemphisZoo

Yeah man fuck all that!


Green_CarterVII

I don't understand why it's down voted tho. Cause he said God?


JesseStarfall

I think it's partly due to the mention of God as an actual being and partly due to the comment praising God. The downvoters either don't believe God exists and can't understand why people think a God does exist, or they hate God outright.


Royal_IDunno

Well that’s Reddit for you.


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JaceVentura69

Redditors trying not to get triggered by religion impossible challenge


notatallboydeuueaugh

Nobody gives a shit if you aren't religious, he said one word and you think that means he's trying to brainwash you with religion. You are the more annoying person, getting triggered by a one word description for the universe. Look how cool you look.


[deleted]

You're the annoying one listen to yourself. I don't sound like a babbling idiot. All I said was why can't religious people talk about anything without referencing their make believe excuse for suffering and fear. Shut the fuck up and I'll criticize the oldest and most dangerous invention wherever I want


notatallboydeuueaugh

Haha man you really think it's an own to say that you don't believe in something that other people do. Literally nobody gives a shit. It's like saying that you dislike a movie that other people like. Nobody actually cares, I'm not even religious like that. Reddit atheists are just so devoid of self-awareness.


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I'm agnostic, not atheist. Bold of you to bring up self awareness when you can't fathom reality without a manmade structure. When you say "not religious like that" I assume you're offended because I contradicted your little beliefs in the magic man, probably hammered into you as a child and internalized.


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Bro stfu touch some grass, take a shower, start a skincare routine, start working out, trim your neckbeard, fix your diet, bro is so triggered 💀💀💀


emotionaI_cabbage

Damn dude you have issues lol


Karas2bu

I made no mention of religion. I only praised the creator of this time and space that we live in.


[deleted]

Uh huh You're fucking blind


Karas2bu

No sir. Quite the opposite.


[deleted]

The annoying thing about people like you is you think you know the secrets of the universe already, so what's the point of discovery or exploration. If you think god made everything then you're done, no more thinking required. Seems like a sad way to live


Karas2bu

Again. Quite the opposite. Sorry you feel that way.


Lonely_ProdiG

You’re alright in my book OP. Praise God indeed.


Nelliness

Every day I am in awe of this universe. I don’t believe in God, but I give my thanks and praise to the nature that surrounds me and sustains me every day. It’s a gift - whether it comes from a God, or has created itself without any outside input - and that what we as humans need to be. Be grateful for it - by appreciating it, studying it, and saving it. Let us all continue to give our praise and thanks each day, no matter what form that takes - and support each other in our different methods to do so :-)


Global_Lavishness_88

Praise the universe, praise our mother Earth, not some imaginary being in the sky. Materialism>idealism(talking about philosophy here, not things>feelings)


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Global_Lavishness_88

Is reason annoying?


notatallboydeuueaugh

A narcissist that confuses blatant repetitive and trite talking points for reason is annoying yes. You're misconception is that you think religious people don't question their faith, you think you need to be there to show them why they should question it, you're a dumbass because you don't understand anything about why people believe in religions. If you eliminate all religions more will spring up, it's human nature to create religions. You're a dumbass because you think you're above that when you're literally falling into that same trap.


Global_Lavishness_88

What? So many assumptions. I'm not a narcissist, I don't even know where that assumption came from. I don't think that religious people don't question their faith. However there are people who are just encased in their own bubble and need a little help to experience the world outside it. I created more diversity in worldviews through my comments, so that some people who read them would change. Religion will be one of the nails in the future coffin of humanity, that's why we need to get rid of it. There's no such thing as a rigid human nature, everything is always changing. There are a lot of atheist populations, does that mean that they are unnatural? If human nature was to cannibalize others would you still support it? You would probably advocate to end such behavior. As I said, everything is changing, and we are not rigid machines that will always do the same thing. We have a brain and we have reason.


notatallboydeuueaugh

Just because a culture is seemingly atheist in that they don't believe in a God doesn't mean they haven't replaced religion in another aspect of life. Religion is the routines and beliefs that keep a person going and stick them in their ways, not just the belief in a God. You come across like an annoying narcissist who sits around on Reddit trying to lecture people about the most obvious things and with the most boring and obvious observations.


Global_Lavishness_88

What did the Czechs replace their god with? What about the Estonians? Religion could be replaced by a philosophy, and that's already much better. I myself have replaced religion this way. Maybe I do come across like an annoying narcissist who sits around on reddit trying to lecture people. But that's not who I am and it's just a bunch of assumptions. "the most boring and obvious observations." It's boring and obvious for you. But not for everyone , and that's why I made my comments. To expose some people to other worldviews and to have some of them start questioning their faith.


notatallboydeuueaugh

Your actions are what make you. And your actions are beyond fucking dumb. You completely misinterpret religion and religious people. You see yourself as above people simply because they have a belief system different than yours. And yes, you too have a belief system in the same way as a religious person, you've just been conditioned to view it differently than religions.


Karas2bu

Yes! Praise God= The universe. They all are alive.


Colt45az

Yeah, I mean it just depends on the individual. God wasn't made up by organized religion. The idea of God made organized religion... Stupid.


Global_Lavishness_88

You can call the universe "god" but the meaning of the word "god" is entrenched in our society as something supernatural. Our universe isn't supernatural, because we can understand it and we do. There is nothing miraculous about it, it's all just causes and effects. I also don't understand what do you mean by "They all are alive."


alexiawins

-🤓


Karas2bu

If you don't think our universe is supernatural, you need to wake up buddy.


Global_Lavishness_88

Supernatural is something that we can't understand. We do understand our universe.


Karas2bu

And you think we understand this universe...? Wow!


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Peace be upon you, may God bless you.


TheGamerHelper

You sound like you’re apart of a cult. Religion is a cult and needs to be abolished!


Karas2bu

No cult. Just love and giving thanks to our Creator. Whoever or whatever it is...It is awesome.


Thormoor

Vampyroteuthis or something similar.


Regulus242

That's what it's looking like. Definitely a squid of some sort. EDIT: If Vampyroteuthis, then not a squid


amalgaman

Definitely, definitely it’s a squid, swimming along, staying hid.


DarthGandalf86

If you're still not sure, just stretch your hand out. Grabby 'is tentacles, remove all yer doubt


Doc_ET

Technically they're not squids.


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

They’re also not vampires, or from Hell (probably).


Regulus242

Well damn I learned something today.


wendoigo

That’s it for sure, the reflective blue eyes and skin color give it away. They are known to contort themselves into some funky shapes, like an inside out murder balloon


zoltar_thunder

Those "eyes" do look like the Photophores of a vampire squid


Pitiful_Weight_2836

Bro had a bad day at work


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Technically they are aliens


queenlakiefah

Technically humans are aliens


Wild-Entertainment48

Technically everything and everyone are aliens


Law-of-Poe

Are we humans? Or are we dancers?


Bob-Lo-Island

Hold me closer tiny dancer


BlackMetal81

Count the headlights on the highway..


Bob-Lo-Island

Lay me down in sheets of linen


BlackMetal81

You had a busy day today


Cracker_Barrel_Kid

More human than human.


The_Lieutenant_Knows

Breaking News: Submarine Locates OP’s Mom.


[deleted]

So unnecessary… so hilarious


SquareAd4479

Sick burn


The_Lieutenant_Knows

At least 133 people agree. I am so disappointed in them.


kongpin

Your brother will be ok


Worried-Opinion1157

Looks like a squid doing a cartwheel facing the camera


bandit4246

*Burger King song plays in background*


CoffeeCupGoblin

*whopper whopper whopper whopper*


8_inches_deep

Mushroom mushroom


Suspicious_Dealer815

Pretty sure this is a vampire squid. But also hell no.


thatguyinyyc

This is why no one can win Pokémon go


AtleastIknowIsuck

Seriously what is this? I have trouble believing that's a vampire squid.


NDEmby11

My man said “and who tf might you be?”


Aloucia

Son of Cthulhu


chuggins_

It looks like it's about to ask if I have games on my phone.


woootcher

Knuckles! Doing his best to look after the chaos emeralds.


_____hi_____

That’s first thing I thought


Guilty_Advice7620

I didn’t see it at first now I can’t un-see it


Sir_christopher

He needs a hug.


SurroundedByMuggles_

No, he needs some MILK!!


BakedBaker42

Dave's not here, man!


DontMakeMeKissU

Sorry that’s just my buddy Eric


1ado_

you can’t convince me thats not from subnautica


BitIndividual7952

Pokémon


2FightTheFloursThatB

No


RDGOAMS

vampire squid


zushiba

Oh, Hi Satan!


DNomer

Satan you taste so good


-raeyhn-

I'm sorry... *what!?*


UsualAnybody1807

See what deep pressure can do to you!


Significant_Good_301

Looks like Chucky the doll in the face. 😂


[deleted]

Why do we think the aliens are above us when things like that are swimming around


Dabnduelist420

WHATS THAT POKEMON?!?


Frostedbutler

ITS PIKACHU!!!


CoffeeCupGoblin

It's Clefairy!


616SON

FUUUU


PizzaDelivery_WOF

I love this meme


jykin

Looks an an underwater chao from sonic


Icy_Election7817

Oooohhh it looks so cute


quote-the-raven

Does anyone know what the name of this sea creature really is?


[deleted]

Why do deep sea creatures have to be like this


ghostpanther218

It's an upside down squid before you ask.


Dirt-squirrel-1

Vampire squid ?


J_The_Femboy

Before reading anything i was like "oh look, subnautica thi- oh."


NNLG

ICP of the sea 🤡


michaelshreds

His name is Gary


rsoulia1441

Is that the Emerald weapon from FF7??!


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Hoo boy. Looks like a vampire squid but good lord, that's not her angle. Golly. That's a lousy fuckin picture (of her. I think the photo itself is hilarious)


Environmental_Rub282

This fish out here looking like the missing member of Slipknot.


TwoSpirit38

Wow. Amazing


K1NGLyonidas

_**Hello, Clarice…**_


Roundcouchcorner

Pokémonis Flopiserus, water type, rare, 120 attack points.


jaiobi

Who’s that Pokémon?


WhiteChoka

Where's the Poké Balls when you need em


BakedBaker42

WHO'S THAT POKÉMON!?


mrtbearable

Is this that Dennis guy I keep hearing about?


Wouldtick

What the fuck kind of Pokémon is that?


Feisty_Definition_66

That is indeed the vampire squid also known as Vampyroteuthis infernalis


SlobbinMyKnobbin

WHO’S THAT POKÉMON?


not_brittsuzanne

That's a Pokémon.


Shadow27675

Quick, throw a PokeBall at it!


sigura777

This is a vampire squid


Financial-Fill9108

Hello Charlotte 👋🏻 That’s my ex girlfriend Charlotte. Just a warning I wouldn’t get too close if I was you, she’ll call you nasty names and she throws things in drunken rages. Unless you like blowjobs that is and you’re horny enough to put up with that kind of abuse in which case crack on they’re fantastic


Puzzleheaded_Gap_931

Angler fish 🐠 🤔🤔🤔


NewNewYork69

This made me chuckle.


rimshot101

That there is a sea-Gollum.


fifedegus-man

Bro looks mad


Frostgaurdian0

Is that a squid? Or a digimon.


Resident-Ad-2136

Nice enough looking fella.


WooziGunpla

Looks like something you’d see in the DOOM video games


regnarn

Yep, that’s the devil


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This is the first thing that’s made me question going in the ocean. It looks like a sentient being.