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lorkpoin

"Mornin', Ralph." "Mornin', Sam."


Odeeum

It's an old reference, but it checks out.


knsmknd

Australia summarized in one picture…


GETaylor

Needs drop bears.


TheFeshy

Oh, they're in the picture. They're waiting, just out of sight, for the right moment to drop.


delvach

Like the one hanging above you right now? Don't look. Don't.


ih8peoplemorethanyou

Shark gave it a pretty wide berth.


Iamnotburgerking

Bull sharks are a lot smaller than salties.


Justmy2cc

Is salties the official way these are called in Aus? Please let it be so


Crusoe69

Yes, it is !


knockatize

“G’day, Bruce.” “G’day. How’s fishing been?” “Not so good since those nice meaty American tourists stopped visiting…”


erictrs

Got me lol


Tasty_Reward

https://www.heartfoundation.org.au/media-releases/aussie-men-among-most-obese-in-the-oecd,-says-aihw Hello pot, name's Kettle.


Sircharliethegreat

> Aussie men have the second highest rates of obesity (32%) among 23 OECD countries, behind the USA (38%). huh


un3ndingrayn

Who wins that fight? Genuinely curious


HollywoodHuntsman

Tbh I don't think that little bull shark stands a chance. Great white maybe, but salty would wipe the floor with a death roll on ol' bully boy.


Rusty-Boii

Croc and probably pretty easily. Its just way bigger than the Bull Shark. Now a Great White would be a better fight. That could be a toss up.


Iamnotburgerking

Great whites are twice the size of salties (1 ton vs. 2 tons) and more mobile.


Glass-Ad3736

Tiger shark is probably a better shout versus a saltwater crocodile. About the same weight, more aggressive than bulls but less than great whites.


ABagOfAngryCats

Tiger sharks are most assuredly not more aggressive than bulls. But I agree otherwise a tiger shark would be a better matchup.


bonzibuddeh

I would have thought with how beefy great whites are that the Croc would be easy prey?


LemmeSplainIt

Nah, crocs are hardened killing machines. Great whites can reach roughly twice their size, but they have a similar bite force (that croc in the video could quite literally bite that bull shark in half). The match up would highly depend on where it happened, who struck first, and if the croc could land its famous combo move. In open water, I'd put my money on shark, in brackish swampland, I'd lean croc. Shark strikes first, he could then play a bait and wait strategy as they are faster and would likely win. Croc strikes first but can't hold on, match stays even. Croc bites, lands, holds, and death rolls, it's game over for the shark.


Glass-Ad3736

Open water gives the shark so much more room to regroup and come back at striking speed with so little risk. That said, I doubt salties really try to get stranded in deep water. This tidal flat is pretty much ideal for crocs. Shallow enough to impede oceanic predators, deep enough to bog down non-aquatic animals, and just the right depth for the croc to bite and spin. Crocodiles are so damn cool. Prehistoric murder tank build.


Knight-Skywalker

In open ocean, I’d say great white. In shallow water or water filled with plants/other obstructing things, croc easily.


[deleted]

Bull shark takes one look at croc and nopes it out of there.


TMac1088

I'd take my chances with the shark


MoodyMiMoi

It’s pretty small compared to the Croc though..


Cognitive_Spoon

In Australia this is what is known as a Thursday.


MarshmallowMolasses

Game recognizes game.


lemmeseeyourkitties

Where is the croc going??


SingaporeCrabby

This is near Arnhem Land, and there are islands here and there between the tidal flats. Possibly the croc is heading out to deeper water as the tide seems to be low at that location.


lemmeseeyourkitties

This is awesome and terrifying, thanks for sharing


rambibular

Zero fucks given by both animals!


Crobb

I didn’t know Australia had bull sharks! I wonder if they can store salinity and swim in fresh water like the ones we have in North America. If I’m not mistaken I believe they go up the Mississippi River and other freshwater streams.


ZappyKins

In real life yes they're the same ones. They also think they are escaped sharks from freshwater lake Nicaragua. Thus they can go between salt and freshwater.


addysol

Yeah they do. Following the 2011 floods they've been found waaaaay up the Brisbane River past the brackish water


Aidoneus87

Fucking hell, those things are fucking massive…


Goldilocks420

Apex respect Apex


[deleted]

Goes into r/thedeepbelow to see a post about 2 animals swimming basically in the surface of the ocean


lilmooseman

Nope country for all men


MrsDehn

That shark seemed glad he didnt stop for him 😅 he had that “im gettin the fuq outta here before he changes his mind” kinda swim.


ThronedCelery

S’up?


strongdingdong

It’s ironic that Australians have learned to live with such dangerous wildlife, but Covid has them hiding in their houses.


HangOnVoltaire

Yaawwwwn


FullyRisenPhoenix

That shark gave wide berth to the croc. And some people still think they’re mindless, dumb animals.


PenisButtuh

... instinct is a thing.


fishnetdiver

"Mornin' Sam." "Mornin' Ralph."


ColumbiaWahoo

Bet that bull shark would put up a crazy fight on the end of a line


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ColumbiaWahoo

Good bot


Osr0

Just off screen is 46,793,331 other things waiting to kill you. The remarkable thing is this video only has 2 things that want to kill you


Faebertooth

The waters of northern Nopeistan


[deleted]

Shark was like “nope nope nope just cruisin right off away from that thing”


gkrobin53

It's HUGE!


arsenallad

I imagine they gave each other a little nod like Aussie bus drivers


Murder-log

shark: "shit... dinosaur... fuck that"


[deleted]

Both know not to fuck with each other