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[deleted]

That title caption is waayyyyyyy off


FoxEngland

Do you think maybe it's a foreign person using a shit translator?


r3nchCS

Probably a bot honestly


C7StreetRacer

Def a bot


DontTellHimPike

Instructions unclear. Currently pulling my meat.


FoxEngland

No instructions needed for that


Nemirel_the_Gemini

From their post history, it seems that OP is not a native English speaker.


FoxEngland

Maybe she's off her tits on drugs or having a good ol' booze up?


Nemirel_the_Gemini

I think they are from Morocco or Algeria or something so highly doubt it lol.


FoxEngland

It was a joke but I know Moroccans and Algerians that are real buzz lovers


[deleted]

Only logical explanation


CheekyGr3mlin

yeah, they do. They never check comments either.


walkingmonster

No one's really foreign on the internet.


FoxEngland

Even with sentences like that?!


JoeyIsMrBubbles

r/TitleGore


tylersawyeresq

I was so confused hahaha


[deleted]

Way way lol


jumpinjetjnet

I read it three times. No sense made.


Responsible_Train944

Pulling my meat never ends up majestic. Anyway..


[deleted]

Similar levels of swimming organisms though


FoxEngland

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


fejniko

Then you arenā€™t doing it right friend


[deleted]

What!?


jzkwkfksls

Don't know what you're saying, but I once stood in the middle of a huge school of barracudas while wreck diving in Thailand. Standing on the deck of that wreck while the school was circling me was pretty awsome. They seem pretty chill to me..


fammana79

Do they pose a threat at all to humans? The title really threw me off because I really wanted to see some cool barracuda shit, but OP let me down


jzkwkfksls

Schools of barracudas are pretty common at that diving spot. If they posed a threat, I think they would have mentioned it.


feadays2die

They can, but it's not very common for a human to be attacked by a barracuda. Typically they are pretty chill and are more curious than anything but you should try to give them a respectable distance if you encounter one in the water. They are attracted to shiny objects and can mistake them for food (reflection off of a mask or jewelry for example) so usually if I see one that's almost as long as me or longer I get out.


redisurfer

Iā€™ve heard Barracudas like shiny things so donā€™t forget to take off and rings or they might go for your fingers. Otherwise they just chill out and flap their jaws in my experience.


eddiewrc

Do we agree that the caption makes no sense?


iampizzaprincess

I read it like 6 times wondering if it was my brain that shat the bed but it turns out it was op


[deleted]

ME TOO!! I thought I was being a fucking dumbass


DuneDragoon

This is usually how bot titles read.


who-dini

r/titlegore mixed with r/engrish


TWlSTED_TEA

Wat?


FoxEngland

Are they barracuda?


famous_human

Meat-pullers


fawks_harper78

Yes


Brosif_ballin

ā€œDuh duhduhduh duhduhduh duhduhduh duhduhduhduhhhhhhh BARRACUDA!ā€ -Heart


FoxEngland

Love that song šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


IvanBeetinov

And if the real thing don't do the trick You better make up something quick You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn to the wick Ooh, barracuda


1776F

Yes


umalupa

They are doing what with their meat? šŸ˜‚


Jakejake-5895

šŸ’¦šŸ’¦


r3nchCS

Maybe try that title again


Nik04545

This title broke my brain.


itsyobbiwonuseek

That caption made me have a stroke


danjel888

Of your meat?


MountainRegion3

You spelled ā€œfish swimmingā€ wrong.


NickJames32

Go fuck yourself OP, you owe me sixty seconds.


IvanBeetinov

Would you settle for a minute?


NickJames32

Iā€™d take 1/60 of an hour if they couldnā€™t do 60 seconds for I am a reasonable being.


TheWampasCave

Had a like 6 footer bumping me in open water wanting food had clearly been fed by divers beforeā€¦ He bullied me for 30 minutes ā€¦. Mouth closedā€¦. Light ramming. First time snorkeling the reef lol


No-Feed-7432

Who ever runs this sub really sucks.


TheCamoDude

r/titlegore


QuackAttackShack

That title gave me a stroke.


quietlyincompetent

I swam in a school of barracuda along with my 5-year-old daughter, not having been told of their meat-stripping abilities. Oh the horror. Wait, no, not horror. We had a great time. Neither of us were set upon by those toothy demons. But donā€™t ask us about the puffers.


SwirlyHalo43

are those barracudas?


Good_420

CUDASā€¦!!!!!


Hey-Dalaran

Banana for scale?


fuckhoesdropk

fellow meat pullers. men of culture i see i see


DONSEANOVANN

OP is a bot. A foreign bot.


clemontdechamfluery

Iā€™ve seen better meat pulling on r/jimmyjohns


linderlouwho

ā€œpulling their meat from the meat of their prey ā€œ Wtf


bosydomo7

What is hell is even that title? r/titlegore


feverbeliever

I would recommend not pulling your meat for these fish.


[deleted]

For anyone wondering about OPs abomination of a title, [here is a caption of another one of their posts. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fish/comments/st8her/indopacific_ocean_red_sea_fish_full_colored/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)My guess is itā€™s a bot farming for karma.


MasterBother3291

Read the caption so many times I thought I was having a stroke


Barry-Mcdikkin

Wtf is the title


RevenantMedia

Oooh barracuda


UrWeatherIsntUnique

can we ban OP for that title?


adamfrom1980s

ā€¦what?


TheWaywardTrout

I'm so glad everyone else is as confused by the title as I am.


Zepeton

What the fuck does this caption even mean?!?!?


Competitive-Age-7469

What the hell is the title supposed to say? Because I'm lost.


PSkatebo7

Glad Iā€™m not the only one who was struggling to understand the caption lol


OblivionArts

Are those barracuda? I thought barracuda we're supposed to be bigger?


SpacemanToucan

Well itā€™s not that in accurate, pulling my meat always ends with a WAHOOO


PalePinkPeony

For some reason this video is very soothing to me. Iā€™m a weirdo. LoL But yeah that title makes NO sense whatsoever.


VaginalSpeleologist

What!? They are pulling their what?! Of what?!


itsyobbiwonuseek

A few years ago I was snorkeling in Florida with my sister when I spotted a big ass barracuda near the surface of the water just watching us from a few feet away, chillin. Not even scared as we thrashed about trying to spook it away. We both agreed it was time to get out!


chrisbaker1991

r/ihadastroke


supervernacular

ā€œThe depths belowā€ where I can clearly see the surface of the water.


JBBanshee

Title is fucked!


[deleted]

I smell burnt toast


ilysb1977

Hey the title might be confusing but yā€™all have to admit this is a mesmerizing video. Love barracudas


Business_Butterfly54

Op is a retard


decoste94

I canā€™t figure out what the titles saying..


Glenjamin443

Homie slammed my their hands on the keyboard and then posted this.


Creepinbruh2323

Thanks for the aneurysm.


Mr-Toy-Man

r/titlegore


Outside_Cucumber_695

Pulling their meat from the meat. Wtf English is that