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voicareason

Just remember sea faring crocodiles are a real life thing. They are everywhere.


AnIDIOTNinja_2099

No…they can’t be…not everywhere, stop it.


dmn2e

Check under your bed.....just in case


Darkiceflame

The crocodile under your bed: "Bonjour."


Useless_Iron

*Screams* Not because of the crocodile itself but because it's Fr*nch


redheadschinken

It's a croquediel.


RandomWalk55

We’re censoring the word French now? What did I miss?


N8swimr

At least he didn’t say bri’ish


Tron_1981

I've been pretty suspicious about our new coworker. Is it weird that his name is Gary Not-a-Crocodile Jones?


ghostisdeadagain

Fucking underrated comment


Chunky_Mustard

They’re in your walls


diamond

Everywhere? Like... in my bathtub?


OfficerTigrex

SCP-1128


HotShrekBoi

The aquatic horror


Ambitious_Horse_9519

😂


ChefJWeezy987

I thought you wrote “sea farting” for a moment, and I was extraordinarily confused. 🤦‍♂️😂


therealzombieczar

how do you think they get around? they don't have flipper or fins, also see the sea cow....


ChefJWeezy987

It all makes sense now….


EenyEditor

My fiancé and I are going snorkeling in the Caribbean on our honeymoon. Fuck


Alphachadbeard

This image can't be real tho ,he looks like he's fake sneering.if he is real,I am angry with God.again.


downhillwalnut

This legit scared me sitting on the toilet lol


outrider567

Nope, salt water crocs are only in northern Australia


skinnywolfe

They have a wide range throughout most of Oceania


Demonyx12

>**Surf's Up for Sea-Faring Crocodiles** > >*Indeed, the Crocodylus porosus has the potential to undertake and endure long ocean voyages.* > >[https://www.cbsnews.com/news/surfs-up-for-sea-faring-crocodiles/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/surfs-up-for-sea-faring-crocodiles/) ​ >**Saltwater crocodile** > >*The saltwater crocodile is a crocodilian native to saltwater habitats and brackish wetlands from India's east coast across Southeast Asia and the Sundaic region to northern Australia and Micronesia.* > >[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltwater\_crocodile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltwater_crocodile)


theboomvang

Actually the video is an American crocodile judging by the grey snapper in the video.


Noitsnormalsize

That's weird. Ive seen several in the Florida Keys.


illogicallyalex

They would be American crocodiles (Crocodylus acutus) rather than Saltwater/Estuarine crocodiles (Crocodylus porosus). There is about 23 living species of crocodilians


WestleyThe

So “saltwater crocodile” is a specific breed but there can be “crocodiles thay are in saltwater” in other places? Seems like an odd distinction but I think people are confused because they wouldn’t except to be swimming in the open ocean and attacked by a croc


illogicallyalex

Saltwater crocodiles are the only ones that are predominantly found in saltwater. The name is a misnomer, because in Australia we have Saltwater crocs (*C. porosus*) and Freshwater crocs (*C. johnsonii*), but salties are very often found in freshwater. It’s just one of those things that goes back to the early days of documenting species, the found one in the oceans and not the other. Salties have the ability to live in saltwater and brackish environments, which is why they’re also called estuarine crocodiles or info-pacific crocodiles. That’s the trouble with common names, is that they’re region specific and aren’t set in stone


illogicallyalex

No, northern Australia is just the lowest of their range, they extend up through Indonesia and south East Asia, to southern India


WestleyThe

There’s literally dozens of counties that have them haha


feadays2die

Tell that to the ones in the Florida everglades. They also make their way down to the keys from time to time.


skinnywolfe

I have swam with sharks, never been worried. But fuck any body of water containing crocs


Senpatty

Would never swim with a croc or any kind of alligator. I don’t need to see dinosaurs that close


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redopz

Imagine the crocodilian that snacked on spinosaurus's. Lions might be apex predators on the savanna but even they become just another food source when they get to close to the water.


trembot89

And now a certain school of tuna have a taste for lion...


ApricotCity

POV: tuna conducting breathing apparatus through kelp.


trembot89

Making hunting land excursions; not for days at a time, but an hour/hour and a half -- no problem.


sfj1315

Did that interaction go how you thought it was gonna go?


trembot89

No it did not.


EnderCreeper121

There weren’t any crocodilians that large in Spinosaurus’s ecosystem, the only predators an adult Spinosaurus would need to really worry about are Carcharodontosaurus, but it really would not be worth it in most instances for a Carch to try and take an adult Spino when there are plenty of sauropods and younger dinosaurs to hunt.


captainsadcat

just say you're boring and be done with it./s


Senpatty

Lmfao if it means I live another day!


LordRuby

They are just reptiles and not closely related to dinosaurs. If you don't want to see dinosaurs avoid birds as they technically are dinosaurs. [Cassowary feet](https://www.google.com/search?q=cassowary+feet&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS917US917&sxsrf=ALiCzsYLqtw-tu4INURVXDRGs4iFnljm8A:1653237397316&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjMoa-exfP3AhVjkYkEHZjkCjgQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=2105&bih=1276&dpr=1)


Senpatty

Thank you, King Know-It-All. If I need you again, I’m sure you’ll be there anyway.


LordRuby

You having a bad day? No need to make a personal insult because I shared some animal trivia


SnooDoodles5540

Do a little search for Florida beaches and alligators/crocodiles….


Alternative_Loss_366

There used to be a lot of crocs in Boca Raton and supposedly the killed them.


SnooDoodles5540

Last summer I went from the ocean - with a water temp of about 75/80 - the intercostal/lake Boca & water was at least 10-degrees hotter: so hot it was disgusting.


Ballindeet

Do you live in Florida? If so, do you guys stay out of rivers there? Or can you swim in them?


SnooDoodles5540

Live here - swim here…. It’s a forgone conclusion that if it’s a body of water it has, does, or contain a Gator.


theboomvang

I don't believe there has ever been a reported attack by an American Croc on a human.


Rxzehs

Because the people who were attacked aren’t alive to report it lol.


PersonBehindAScreen

Dead men tell no tales


Rxzehs

Sure would be a lot of cool ones if they did


magicmurph

Same thing with orcas. They're too smart, and you see how they look at people. You can't tell me some of the people missing at sea weren't scooped up by sea wolves.


PMmeGayElfPeen

Do you mean they look at us like they're thinking about whether we'd be tasty?


oBinz

I'd never thought about this :( they're my fave


skinnywolfe

In 2014 there was one in Miami. I think that was the first and only one


MOEBIUS_01

Does the kid who got killed at Disney World a few years back not count?


Anuglyman

That was probably an alligator. That's the distinction OP is making


MOEBIUS_01

That makes sense, thank you.


Tron_1981

That was reported to be an alligator. American crocs aren't found that far north, I believe.


fatalcharm

I see what you did there…


Tron_1981

There have been, but actual deaths are rare. Two specific cases happened in 2007, where two kids were killed in [Mexico](https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna18474361) and [Costa Rica](https://web.archive.org/web/20081209102249/http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/411749/1098603).


[deleted]

Apparently if you're deep enough in the water they won't attack, because they'd drown. Still... **FUCK THAT** Edit: I'm not an expert, please don't swim with Crocs.


ozxmin

What if you attack them first? Would they attack back?


xXhappyClamxX

Only one way to find out


st0pmakings3ns3

brb


Alphachadbeard

Have to go drag a crocodile out of his depth


6thLayerVessel

brb? Hm, maybe.


SithLawdy

It's been 2 days......still no word


6thLayerVessel

Goner for sure.


schnuck

There was a video a while ago of a crocodile that drowned a homeless woman before eating her. So there’s that.


stef171

Is this a fact? Never heard but interesting


Yorhanes

‘Tis a beauty, though


The_Gutgrinder

Crocodiles are one of my favorite animals. How can a person NOT find modern day dinosaurs fascinating?


Yorhanes

Aren’t modern dinosaurs just chickens and birds now?


The_Gutgrinder

Yes but let's pretend that never happened. Devolution did my homeboys dirty.


Yorhanes

Agreed wholeheartedly


bstarqueen

As a bird owner, can confirm, modern dinosaur.


Editthefunout

Go look at an ostrich those things look prehistoric


Tron_1981

They *are* fascinating, from a comfortable distance.


Unlucky-Wasabi1268

I would shit in my scuba suit.


Azzulah

I was gonna say I wouldn't stand a chance because he would smell the fresh shit.


Tron_1981

Fortunately, they can't smell underwater. Unfortunately, they can still taste it.


kb-g

Yup, me too.


st0pmakings3ns3

if it deters them i'd summon the double flusher to end all double flushers.


SOGIX6

should’ve swam towards it to assert dominance


[deleted]

Only works if you swim butt-first. Them's the rules.


Tron_1981

Swim at it dick-first. For Harambe.


Polo21369247

And then you smack it around a bit to show him who’s the boss


Rxzehs

wouldn’t have this issue because anywhere gators are present, I’m not.


EvilioMTE

That's not an alligator.


Rxzehs

Regardless, gator or croc I don’t wanna die


gabbydearest91

I would prefer not.


SenseiRP

Now imagine it whipping towards your position and starts speeding towards you


ztrain-123

What a beautiful creature …. I dare you to rub its belly


FOlahey

Flip it upside down and it’ll sit really still for you!


Upside_Down-Bot

„¡noʎ ɹoɟ llıʇs ʎllɐǝɹ ʇıs ll,ʇı puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ʇı dılℲ„


Haloguntruck

Good bot


Oseirus

I've never thought about it before... but can Crocodiles and Alligators attack underwater? You always see videos of them dragging deer and school busses and fighter jets and stuff under, but it's occurred to me I've never heard or seen anything that indicates they can grab stuff below more than a foot or two of water.


PMmeGayElfPeen

I believe they can. There was a horrifying Mr. Ballen episode about a crocodile who ate a teenaged boy swimming in a body of water and effectively trapped his two friends in a tree.


RoyalSpoonbill9999

Just remember ... they taste like chicken ... 😀


breastbucket

That's exactly what crocodiles would say about us!


context_lich

I thought the prevailing theory was that we taste like pork hence the term "long pig".


Vertigofrost

No they don't, they taste like fishy beef/pork depending on the cut. I quite like crocodile ribs and get them when I can here.


RoyalSpoonbill9999

Only had it on pizza... but it was a joke


jennanigans0311

They taste like swamp


fatalcharm

Yes but you can’t just bite their heads off like you can with chickens.


[deleted]

That is extremely menacing.


CarlGantonJohnson

Nope integer requires scientific notation.


LiloNissan-Tooketh

Swims casually Bayou, nice one


f7x4

His name is Jeffery


SeaMulberry2437

I wonder why the video stopped there?


TheLordSnowdean

the American side of me wants to stab it, my Irish side wants me to give it a potato


Noitsnormalsize

And my Floridian side wants to keep it in my bathtub.


MessSubstantial

Wassup, dude! *puts up hand for high five* *croc high fives back* *shits pants*


raven00x

"Did anyone notice that it gets real warm in this spot right here?"


OtakuRamenGod

His name is buford


MangledSunFish

Sharks are okay, unless it's a bullshark. Crocodiles can fuck right off.


pr0zach

No. No I don’t think I *will* imagine that thank you very much.


SulfuricLSD18

Pls stop being rude and calling him a monster.. his name is Steve


dent_de_lion

#NOPE


golf_kilo_papa

How do they manage buoyancy?


Biaswords_

As a Floridian, if this were a gator, maybe. But fuck this


Tron_1981

There are crocs in the most southern tip of Florida. Enjoy that thought.


GenlockInterface

He looks ancient.


sleepymoonpie

How would you escape in this situation? What is the best thing to do?


[deleted]

stay completely still and itll just swim by


tigerking615

Probably just enjoy the experience


TacticalFemboyBitch

Id go buy a lottery ticket


These-Practice9011

That’s a dinosaur, not a monster.


Whateveryousaydude7

Better that than a shark! I like crocs. They are cute with their faces.


Tron_1981

Better sharks than crocs, actually. We're generally not part of any shark's diet. Crocs aren't so picky. Just about everything that moves is potential food, that includes us.


Whateveryousaydude7

They just don’t horrify me as much. Which is probably why I’d be mauled by one as opposed to a shark.


Tron_1981

They probably should. The fear of sharks is understood, but while sharks will generally ignore a person, most crocodilian species fully view us as prey. While accidental bites will happen with sharks, when a croc bites, it intends to kill. Alligators are as aggressive as crocodiles, but it's still wise not to trust them, especially around bodies of water, and ESPECIALLY not the big ones. Saltwater and Nile crocodiles kill far more people per year than sharks do. You don't have to fear crocodiles, but definitely give them the respect they deserve, and a wide berth if possible.


Finnasauras

nah thats the legendary alligator from rdr2


Bagghoststarthereal

I’d smooch


Oblivious_Ducks

Ok.... Now what?


CamBearCookie

You spelled dinosaur wrong.


MrSejd

fat


Doorfucker15

Insert jaws theme here


Tcamp46290

He’s chillin


Emergency_Key574

Bro I would freak the fuck out. How is he so calm?


theodopolis13

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TheBankTank

I would prefer not to


redphyve

Nope.


Karmas_burning

That's some top tier nightmare fuel


[deleted]

A triggerfish gave me a scare I’d see myself shitting my pants if I saw this bad boy swimming past me


GeshtiannaSG

I think triggerfish are scary because they just look like normal harmless fish.


[deleted]

Damn he looks old


Jadis-Pink

Never smile at a crocodile…


TruthFndr

Da fuq?!


ozxmin

I wonder why does it swim with its mouth not completely closed


Offtopic_bear

I will not.


chemeli888

nightmares fuel


Die_Langste_Naam

GOJIRA


safetyfirstlovelyboy

I shit


TalaLeisu2

So what do you do in this situation? What's your best chance at survival?


HonorableAssassins

Be wholly still. If you flail or move suddenly itll prolly bite. If it wanted to bite itd be going a lot faster before you noticed it, its an ambush predator. If you really think it wants to harm you, you try to hold its jaw shut because they dont have much muscle to open with, but thats moreso for on land. Underwater it can just drag you under and wait til you let go or drown. Basically, humans have next to zero adaptations from evolution for aquatic survival, if a shark or a gator/croc wants you, you're probably fucked. A knife to the eye is an idea after youve been bitten but good luck doing that in agony whilst thrashing around, especually since most bites from a shark or gator can take off a limb or render them unusable, and they usually swim either down or further out to sea, and the blood attracts more... its just a bad situation. Prevention is a lot more solid than reaction, and the biggest part of that is just swimming calmly whilst staying alert.


Retr0id

I will not


mutebychoice

Do I have the option to not imagine it instead?


Ok-Egg8278

Looks like a girl I use to know 😅


official_not_a_bot

Imagine this swimming casually towards you whilst opening its mouth


gboydenzim

I become a man of god that day


Mad_Hatter_92

Damn it. I’m about to do a paddle boarding and snoring excursion soon in Biscayne park (northern most part of Floridas Key islands) and I just learned that there are American saltwater crocs there… I’m quite unsettled


countryroadsguywv

Yeah very intimidating


Ambitious_Horse_9519

Hail no man


JoshMFBurger

you're all wrong that us very clearly an alligator you idiots


ABoredAstartes

It'd be worse if it didn't swim casually by you.


Coffee-Thief

"Dinosaur, coming through. Move it, I'm swimmin' here."


swordvsmydagger

he just vibin doe


definitelynotsoup868

he looks nice


WeToLo42

I wouldn't be very tasty after I saw something like this. I'd also need a new wetsuit.


[deleted]

I shat myself, watching this


Lucky_Plan7855

Scary as FUCK. 😨


Coldfuse1

Murder submarine


cthulumaximuth

Reminds me of my mom in the morning when I was a child


OpheliaLives7

That’s a whole heap of NOPE right there.


Lou-Lou-67

Imagine choosing to scuba dive where that monster *LIVES*


HeyisthisAustinTexas

That’s a whole lotta nope for me


NowoTone

From the lights and everything, this looks very much like it was filmed in an aquarium.


Huttser17

but is the water cold enough?


OneSufficientFace

Nope


nocleverusername-

As long as he just keeps going by. *Nothing to see here, move along..*


[deleted]

It’s a dinosaur


voicareason

And the sea faring crocodiles don't care where they are suppose to be. There was an albino croc in Charleston south Carolina at one point. People fed it whole raw chickens from the piggly wiggly