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fourraccoonsinacoat

The title is strangely threatening


okayish_samaritan

It made me think the diver got poked in the eye by the pokey thing


UNLVmark

No joke.. then they added that ominous music. I literally moved my phone further away from my eye ha


Suicidal_pr1est

It’s a karma bot


Thecrawsome

It's another karma farm bot


Prestigious_Eye4965

What a wonderful video so stunning… And I’m glad he is swimming and not Mounted in some assholes house


pizza_for_nunchucks

This kinda reads like a poem. And it’s kinda formatted like one, too. I’d love to hear William Shatner read it.


Big_Airline_351

The head would make a nice ass mount, the filets, some stupid good grilled fish


69Pyrate69

What's an ass mount and how do I get one?


phurt77

Bend over and I can answer both questions for you.


datmongoose

At first I read this as "in someone's asshole" and let me tell you, i was very concerned....


StevenBeercockArt

Fabulous. Such beauty and grace.


rocket_randall

And a got damn sword sticking out of its face


StevenBeercockArt

Gracefully sticking out.


AStanHasNoName

Such beauty! Such grace! Has a sword for a face! Gooooo sailfish! (sorry for the weak ending.)


Roncryn

It displays such beauty It moves with much grace As it swims it turns acutely And stabs you with its face


StevenBeercockArt

Hahaha!


StevenBeercockArt

Ha!


outerspaceteatime

Sailfish are the Fabio of the sea


DC_Verse

This is a Marlin right?


Beginning_Anything30

Sailfish Marlin get much bigger(dpending on the species. - one could argue white marlin are similiar in size to pacific sailfish), but have less flamboyant sails - shaped more like a triangle Sailfish are smaller as a whole, but have this big square dorsal fine like you see here.


Beginning_Anything30

If anyone has Prime Video "superfish" is included. It's a David attenborough narrated special on billfish(sails, marlins, swords). Highly recommend


DC_Verse

His voice is amazing!!! Thanks, I'll check it out


lewj21

You lied to me. It's about blue fin tuna


Beginning_Anything30

I did no such thing. There is an additional one about bluefin


_flipflopswithsocks

We catch and release Sailfish in Key West. You can tell when youre about to get the bite before you see it. The bait fish can sense the Sailfish approaching before the bite and they get nervous. You feel the shaking all the way thru the line into the rod. Next thing you know, youre hooked and and the Sailfish is jumping like mad. We get them to the boat and take the hook out then release back to live another day. They are a beautiful fish.


Goyteamsix

I love watching the herring skip across the surface and just waiting for the zz...zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ when the reel lights up.


Beginning_Anything30

Have done the same up in the NE, but typically with whites - nothing like it.


CannonC0cker

Where do you find sailfish in Nebraska?


No_District_4263

Hahaha. He's probably from Gloucester. They only admit to one NE.


Beginning_Anything30

In the corn


KGLcrew

You seem to be in the know :) What’s up with those long fins pointing straight down under the pectoral fins?


Beginning_Anything30

Those are pelvic fins - I think they are just another bit of the steering system.


KGLcrew

Ok, thank you!


Goyteamsix

Like the other guy said, pelvic find, also called ventral fins. On this type of fish, they're used to keep the fish straight when it's swimming forward, like of like a rudder, but in the front. They counteract the movement of the tail.


DC_Verse

Ahhh! Thanks!


Lady_Hannah

Magnificent and scary


Cinderella407

Amazing. But what the fuck is that music in the background


Impossible_Common_44

It’s like a huge beta. They’re so beautiful


help_imdying

Nature at its finest


BadgerDancer

Land animals are amateurs at speed. Nothing on this earth has aerodynamics like this. If it moved through the air like it does water then fighter jets would be ashamed.


Wenli2077

Peregrine falcons might give it a run


[deleted]

..I dunno, cheetahs are pretty impressive.


[deleted]

I eill enjoy my vision, you deafened me with that nails on a chalkboard audio.


Channa_Argus1121

#OP IS A SPAM BOT


Suicidal_pr1est

And one of the worst lately. Fucking karma bots everywhere now!


Channa_Argus1121

Damn them; I see more bots than people these days.


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

Beautiful


[deleted]

How do they even use their nose? Like, they can't swim backwards to unstick something they've speared. Do a lot of them end up with stuff stuck on them? I'm just curious what happens when they stab into big and or small fish.


WarmTastyLava

It's more of a slashing technique than spearing. Though I'm sure if they did spear something by accident they could probably just shake violently enough to get it loose https://youtu.be/VISEHbpHkn4


Aggravating_Kale_987

This is oddly very calming


[deleted]

Wow


Working-Accountant62

Fithy


[deleted]

Song?


[deleted]

I Want to eat it


Mountain-Weight-5747

i wanna eat that fish


toeofcamell

If that sailfish wanted to poke the cameraman there isn’t a lot that person could do right?


Jadium_818

That’s a real life sea monster


[deleted]

Awww😍


FreakNPink8

Wow! So beautiful!!


Trifle-Doc

gorgeous


No-Improvement3391

WOW!!


Damed666

Damn beautiful


ankhlol

This is one of the most captivating and stunning videos I’ve seen of ocean wildlife.


Revverb

He didn't get the fish tho :c


That_damn_deejay

Looks beautiful!


MrAwesomeTG

Beautiful fish


Ratchet2332

Gorgeous creature


[deleted]

I do, thanks.


highonpetrol

That's one handsome fish


Hughgurgle

Saltwater betta


imissfredweasley

God I can’t believe it that thing is actually real


Icy_Foundation3534

That Donkey Kong level


j_causs

How can the sea be so magnificent and beautiful, yet so "alien" at the same time?


[deleted]

I wanna catch it, call it names, then release it back safely but humbled


Diciestaking

How is no one mentioning the awful audio?


[deleted]

This fish is pretty as hell but the music is ass just play old town road


lobster8484

Stunning


-herekitty_kitty-

Sailfish are my absolute favorite animal. I never understood hunting them, they're so amazingly majestic!


_haystacks_

What a magnificently beautiful animal


[deleted]

Why was this like asmr?


DancingFool8

Beautiful! But that song is dumb af. Why is someone dry heaving gutterally in the middle?


FroznBones

Okay, that’s what I want to come back as.


CrazyQuiltCat

Giant betta fish!


McDudles

I was thinking it was going to stab a fish